Chapter 4, My Wife is a Bandit!
The teacups, bowls, and dishes on the table, along with other porcelain items, were all shattered into pieces
There is no need to put on such a face as soon as we meet, as if I have plucked a peach that he has been eyeing for a long time; we are not familiar with each other
Li Yi suddenly sprang up from the bed in a swift motion like a carp leaping out of the water
Not only Li Yi shuddered in the same manner, but also the woman with a very "robust" physique.
However, no matter what, the time traveler must be wearing the halo of the protagonist, right
A fire broke out in the library, an unimaginable time travel experience, nearly caught and burned to death by an unfamiliar old man, narrowly escaped, only to be captured by mountain bandits and made a captive husband, not knowing what tomorrow will bring
Just this morning, he was still worrying about what to eat in the future, as there was not a single grain of rice at home, truly living in utter poverty, destitute and without resources... Li Yi even suspected that the original owner of this body had died of starvation
His mind was completely empty, with no memories regarding these matters. Apart from this body, this pretty boy had left nothing for himself, and Li Yi harbored a great deal of resentment.
Although the formula for gunpowder can easily be found online in later generations, who on earth has the time to look that up
It is estimated that the likelihood of being turned into barbecue will be greater at that time
Li ... ... Li Yi. "Li Yi took a deep breath and said
Moments later, a melodious yet utterly emotionless voice once again reached Li Yi's ears
How is it that I must report to you about my work
The immediate priority is to first clarify which dynasty this is and in what location, before making any further plans
... ...
Thinking about how he had just wanted to subdue this woman and escape, Li Yi couldn't help but shiver, quietly moving a little towards the foot of the bed
Imperial examination
At this moment, there was only one thought in his mind
The titles of nobility and high office are meaningless
With so much knowledge that is hundreds or even thousands of years ahead of this world stored in one's mind, how could one possibly fear not succeeding with their own intelligence and talent
When the time comes to rise to prominence, I will lead a few sycophants, casually teasing respectable women on the streets, living an extraordinarily carefree life, utterly content...
At this thought, Li Yi suddenly felt enlightened
Looking at the young man pointing at himself, with a face full of deep resentment as if he had plucked peaches from the young man's family, Li Yi felt extremely frustrated inside
Although he is very tired now, Li Yi's nerves have not become so dull that after experiencing so much, he can still fall into a deep sleep without a care in the world
As if in a ceremony, you... she pointed with a somewhat pale face at the woman who had just smashed the table and was standing there as if nothing had happened. What was originally meant to be a reprimand now left her somewhat tongue-tied and unable to articulate her words
Do we know each other
"I wonder if Second Aunt has any further instructions?" The woman casually clapped her hands, looked at her, and said lightly.
The hurried footsteps have faded away, and the room has instantly fallen silent
What does it matter to hold the rank of a first-class official
residence
Li Yi stared blankly at the shabby roof for a long time, then let out a deep sigh, lying straight on the bed, yet his eyes remained open
Forget it, I don't want to think about these things anymore, I am exhausted
In the terrified gaze of Li Yi, the seemingly sturdy wooden table instantly shattered into pieces, turning into a pile of debris
Oh!
It is certainly an easy matter to hold a high official position, without even mentioning the titles of nobility or high-ranking officials
wife
house
With advanced scientific knowledge
The light footsteps gradually faded away. After hearing the sound of the door closing, Li Yi looked up and noticed a faint shadow lingering outside for a few seconds before a voice came through.
Food
I am... Liu Ruyi
A single strike could shatter even a wooden table; if it were to fall upon her, it would surely cost her life
Upon hearing the title of the stunning beauty, the young man's expression suddenly changed, and he looked at Li Yi with a cold and fierce gaze. Upon meeting his eyes, Li Yi couldn't help but feel a chill deep within his heart
... ...
Isn't it right here now? Although it is a bit simple, it is much better than his previous house.
No need to work like a dog, exhausted every day, and then go home to count on my fingers how many more years it will take to afford a home of my own with this meager salary
Is this some kind of martial arts drama being filmed
Upon witnessing this scene, Li Yi's expression gradually became blank, as his outlook on life, worldview, and values were somewhat overturned
Li Yi sadly discovered that he seemed unable to change anything and also dared not change anything
Lowering his head in thought, after a moment, Li Yi's eyes became somewhat moist
It may be due to a lack of mood that he does not feel very hungry at the moment, but ultimately he must confront the issue of food scarcity.
The stunning woman paid no attention to the young man, and turning to Li Yi, she said: "My husband, allow me to introduce you, this is my second aunt."
My lord
Looking up at the dilapidated roof, Li Yi let out a long sigh
Bang
It would have been fine if I hadn't traveled to a wealthy family, but at the very least, I should not have to worry about food and clothing. Now, it seems that I cannot even return to the village, and I have nowhere to live...
It is getting late, my lord, please retire for the night soon
I am determined to become the king of bandits!
My own wife is the leader of the bandits, and the entire mountain outside belongs to me
There is no need to be forced by my mother to go on blind dates, no need to buy a house or a car. Although it is a marriage of convenience, my nominal wife is indeed more beautiful than even the big stars of later generations. Thinking about it this way, being a consort in a stronghold does not seem to be a disadvantage after all
Li Yi believes that if his experiences could be written into a book, it would surely be a bestseller. However, even if he had ten times the courage, he would not dare to write it. The strange and bizarre thoughts in his mind, if known to others, would definitely not earn him praise for his creativity and imagination; instead, he might even find himself being roasted over a fire.
Gunpowder
"Ru Yi, you cannot..." Just as the young man was about to speak, he saw the woman referred to as Ru Yi suddenly turn cold, slamming her palm onto the redwood high table beside her
Do you still not know the name of the gentleman
He is an engineering student, unable to write in the classical style, cannot recite the Four Books and Five Classics, his major is not aligned, and the path of the imperial examination is certainly not viable
After the woman left, there was no sound in the room except for the chirping of some unknown insects
"You, as a young lady, how could you do such a thing, such a disgrace..." The middle-aged woman’s face flushed red, having only spoken half of her words. Seeing the young woman's hand raised again, she couldn't help but shiver and hurriedly pulled the young man out of the room
What a joke, why worry about this? Would the bandits lack food? Since that beautiful woman still needs his help, she certainly won't let herself starve.
Astronomy and geography, as well as bioengineering, are concepts that even if Li Yi understands them very well, he cannot explain them. Before his time travel, he had not yet convinced his mother to change her mind about arranging a blind date for him, let alone the delusion of trying to change the thoughts of ancient people