The Seventh Meng, the Golden Cudgel of Wukong

For 500 years, she has often had this dream, and it is the only dream she has. On that day 500 years ago, she caused a great uproar in the Heavenly Palace, majestic and imposing, but it was also on that day that she was trapped under the Five-Finger Mountain. Time seemed to come to a standstill, and her life has never regained its color.

I see! Sun Wukong blinked her big eyes, opened Tang Sen's bag, and took out everything inside one by one to examine. She was naturally lively and liked to ask about everything, so she took out many modern gadgets to study. Whenever she encountered something she didn't understand, she would ask Tang Sen. Tang Sen patiently explained each item, and it took a long time to thoroughly address all of Sun Wukong's questions

The sky was already darkening. Tonight, Tang Sen planned to camp on Wuzhishan. He took out the tent to set it up, added a sleeping pad, and arranged the sleeping bag. Sun Wukong curiously watched him bustling about. Many of the novel items Tang Sen took out were unfamiliar to her; 500 years of blankness was indeed too long, and everything in the world had changed.

"Hey, you two little brats, I'm robbing you right now, and you still have the mood to whisper sweet nothings?" The leader of the robbers was a bit displeased: "Hurry up and hand over the money, or you'll regret it."

The man gazed at Sun Wukong's exquisite figure, saliva dripping for quite a while before he finally withdrew his gaze and said: "Let’s not beat around the bush. Hand over all the money you have on you. If you cooperate obediently, I will only rob you of your money; otherwise, I will take your valuables as well."

The sound of laughter, like silver bells, echoed far along the mountain road, and in a moment, it slid down the slope...

There is no way around it. Although the techniques of science and illustration have advanced significantly over the past 500 years, human nature has fundamentally not changed much. Tang Sen said with a wry smile, "In my estimation, this profession will still exist for several hundred more years."

The two had fruits for breakfast, packed their belongings, and Tang Sen mounted the "Little White Dragon" bicycle. Sun Wukong looked at it curiously and said, "What is this? I haven't seen such a thing in 500 years."

Sun Wukong lightly jumped onto the back seat. Her height was less than 1.3 meters, petite and delicate. Standing on the back seat, she only needed to lean slightly forward to rest her hands on Tang Sen's shoulders. Tang Sen smiled and said, "Hold on tight!" Alternating her feet, she began to push the pedals, and the bicycle started to move along the road. Since it was downhill, the wheels spun rapidly, and in the blink of an eye, they had sped far away.

Tang Sen pulled Sun Wukong behind him and said solemnly, "This place is under my control!"

Those who are knowledgeable are truly humble; I do not perceive any difference between a university student and a scholar. Very well, from now on I shall call you Master! Sun Wukong chuckled and said: You must teach me the knowledge of the new world

"What the heck? Is it this heavy? Do you have a lighter weapon?" said Khan Tangsen

On the fifth day of the westward journey, trouble finally arose

Tang Sen laughed and said: "This is the horse of the new era! Come sit in the back seat."

Sun Wukong crawled into her sleeping bag, closed her eyes, and lost track of time. In a hazy slumber, she suddenly found herself back in the Heavenly Palace, surrounded by a hundred thousand celestial soldiers and generals. The Giant Spirit God, Prince Nezha, Erlang Shen, and the Four Heavenly Kings charged at her. She swung her Golden Cudgel desperately fighting, utterly exhausted, and was ultimately imprisoned in the alchemical furnace. The Supreme Lord Lao Jun wore a sinister smile as he activated the Three Flames of True Fire, and her flesh was torn apart in the flames. The Giant Spirit God, Prince Nezha, Erlang Shen, and the Four Heavenly Kings charged at her. She swung her Golden Cudgel desperately fighting, utterly exhausted, and was ultimately imprisoned in the alchemical furnace. The Supreme Lord Lao Jun wore a sinister smile as he activated the Three Flames of True Fire, and her flesh was torn apart in the flames

One does not know until one takes it; surprisingly, once taken, it remains completely still

Tang Sen shrugged his shoulders and said, "It seems like a robber."

Sun Wukong spread his hands and said: "This object is called the Ruyi Jingu Bang, a divine iron used by Da Yu to control the waters, weighing thirteen thousand five hundred pounds"

"You can use the sleeping bag; you should rest first. I still need to read for a while," Tang Sen said with a smile as he took out a book on advanced mathematics and began to read by the light of the emergency lamp. Sun Wukong leaned in, resting his small head on Tang Sen's shoulder, ... her long hair brushed against his face as she looked at the book in his hand, only to find ... completely baffled and unable to understand.

Tang Sen furrowed his brows, thinking: Although I do not know the extent of Sun Wukong's strength, witnessing her shatter the Five Finger Mountain with my own eyes is no illusion. If this woman were to take action, these few bandits would surely be easily dealt with. ... But ...? ... As a fine young man, relying on a woman to protect me when encountering bandits, what does that amount to? How can I still claim to have companions?

"What? A robber?" Sun Wukong asked in astonishment, "Such a backward profession, is there still anyone practicing it after 500 years?"

This ... ... university student is almost there, but a bachelor's degree is still a long way off

Sun Wukong jumped in front of the sleeping bag again and pointed at the zipper, saying: "What is this thing? Why isn't there a button here?"

Ah! Sun Wukong let out a cry and sat up, her sweat having soaked the entire sleeping bag. The new clothes that Tang Sen had just sewn for her were tightly stuck to her body, accentuating her still youthful figure, flat in the front and straight in the back.

On the second day, just as dawn was breaking, the morning breeze awakened Tang Sen. Shaking off the dew from his body, he stood up and discovered that Sun Wukong had already risen, holding several bunches of fruit in his hands, the source of which was unknown. Tang Sen noticed that one of the watermelons had a label on it, which read "Green Environmental Product".

"No way!" Tang Sen laughed and said, "First of all, I cannot be your master. Secondly, times have changed. Five hundred years ago, there may have been many wild fruits to pick, but now... wild fruits are nearly extinct. Your previous way of life is no longer feasible.

Sun Wukong reached into her ear and pulled out a massive stick, which appeared out of nowhere. She grasped the stick and twirled it around twice, snorting, "It has been 500 years since I last fought with anyone; it's just right to use these few bandits to warm up."

He estimated that the giant cart she mentioned was probably the large truck of the fruit vendor. Tang Sen smiled wryly and said, "Hey, you can't just take the fruit like this. Taking without asking is stealing. You must never do this again. As for finding food, let me handle it from now on."

Just as he was about to shove the fish into his mouth, three men jumped out by the riverbank, all dressed in flamboyant floral shirts, followed by a scruffy dog. Two of the men were holding knives, while only one was empty-handed, yet this unarmed man appeared to be the leader. He approached Tang Sen and Sun Wukong, snorted coldly, "Kid, you are quite fortunate to have such a beautiful girlfriend by the riverside and the library. I bet you will show her off in all sorts of ways tonight, right? Damn, I’m so envious..."

Oh? This stick of yours is quite heavy

Tang Sen demonstrated the action of opening and closing a zipper, saying: "Buttons are too inconvenient; zippers are much simpler."

... ...

Advanced mathematics at the university level is quite difficult. Sun Wukong, with a cultural level from 500 years ago, certainly cannot comprehend it. She pouted and said, "I find you to be a very clever person. You can cook, cut hair, sew clothes, and even read such profound and inscrutable books. Could it be that you are a grand scholar?"

Ah? You are a learned person; how can you engage in a fight with a bandit? Do not lose your dignity; let me, Old Sun, handle this.

"Hello, where is the logic in a master finding food for his disciple?" Sun Wukong muttered discontentedly, "Next time, can I just pick wild fruits?"

Tang Sen could not help but smile wryly, feeling quite unfortunate to have encountered a robber. To make matters worse, these robbers even brought along a Shar Pei dog to assist in the robbery, which was simply absurd

Tang Sen smiled and nodded: "Teaching knowledge is no problem, there is no need to call me master. It is better for young men and women to address each other by name, rather than using terms like master, which sound unpleasant."

She looked around while holding a charging emergency light, pointing at the bulb inside and said, "Is this a giant night pearl"

A cool breeze brushed against the faces of the two individuals, and Sun Wukong exclaimed, "Wow, this is so much fun! Hahaha!"

Five hundred years, the sea has turned into mulberry fields, even the stubborn stones are covered with moss, covered with moss... Only one child remains alive, yearning for a carefree and unrestrained life, a carefree and unrestrained life... Sun Wukong could not help but shed tears.

Sun approached him and curiously asked, "What are these people doing?"

Tang Sen laughed heartily and said, "That thing is an electric light, not worth much, how can it be as precious as a luminous pearl? I will slowly teach you its principles later."

The Shapi dog surprisingly chimed in, saying: "Woof woof!"

"Hello, where did you get these fruits?" said Khan Tangsen

A faint sound of breathing suddenly came from nearby. Sun Wukong turned to look and saw Tang Sen lying on the ground, holding a book on advanced mathematics, already asleep. Her mood suddenly brightened: that's right, my time has begun to turn again with the help of this man! This time, I will never let it slip through my fingers again. Carefully observing the man's sleeping face, it was very handsome, very charming, a face that could captivate all women in the world, but Sun Wukong felt that his tenderness surpassed this face a thousandfold. Her mood suddenly brightened: that's right, my time has begun to turn again with the help of this man! This time, I will never let it slip through my fingers again. Carefully observing the man's sleeping face, it was very handsome, very charming, a face that could captivate all women in the world, but Sun Wukong felt that his tenderness surpassed this face a thousandfold.

"I, the old Sun, discovered a town fifteen miles away in the West, where there was a giant cart outside the town filled with many fruits. I just took a few back," Sun Wukong said with a smile.

That evening, Tang Sen and Sun Wukong set up their tent by a small river. The water was clear, and Sun Wukong surprisingly jumped into the water and caught a few fish. The two of them, filled with excitement, skewered the fish with tree branches and roasted them over the campfire. After applying fragrant oil, salt, and vinegar, they turned it into a top-notch delicacy

Tang Sen said seriously: "It is the most embarrassing for girls to wield a big stick. Let me tell you, in the new era, girls can associate with anything, but they must not associate with a big stick! Hand me your stick, and I will take care of them." After saying this, ... he reached out to grab Sun Wukong's stick ...