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I am scratching again

A dog surprisingly possesses such high levels of ideological awareness and moral standards, which astonishes the cat. However, recalling the charming cultivation, I immediately retorted: "Pah! A hundred years ago, it openly took concubines, and a hundred years later, the rules changed to monogamy. In this country, one can marry four wives, while in that country, one can have multiple husbands. Human moral perspectives have no standard at all, and what does it have to do with us, the demon race?"

As they chatted, the black flower paper ignited spontaneously, leaving a golden mark at the signature spot, proclaiming that Fang Mingyue had conceived a pearl within her, and the contract was fulfilled

He suddenly realized: "Cat beauty!"

Fang Mingyue, seeing that the situation was favorable, subtly inquired about his future plans

William found my argument quite reasonable, so he disregarded his master's trivial matters and turned to debate with the pug raised by the legitimate wife next door

I sat gracefully waiting for her to open the window, but unexpectedly, she ran down the stairs with a thud, and when she returned, she was holding half a box of tuna sashimi.

Zhou Feng generously waved his hand and said: "Yueyue, whether this child is a boy or a girl, as long as he is healthy, this villa will be yours, and I will also reward you with ten million."

I scratched him twice again

Fang Mingyue nervously scanned her surroundings and finally focused her gaze on the corner of the floor-to-ceiling window on the balcony. After a moment of astonishment, she let out a cry: "What a cute little black cat!"

Fang Mingyue is very romantic, knows how to dress elegantly, and is skilled in cooking. Therefore, Zhou Feng dotes on her, being so captivated that he not only keeps her in a villa as his secret love but also gifted her a car worth hundreds of thousands. He provides her with a substantial monthly allowance and rarely spends the night with his legitimate wife, hardly even making phone calls.

He called: "Aunt Cat ... ... "

Five thousand years ago, the great chaos of the Three Realms was caused by numerous monsters rampantly killing humans. The Celestial Realm was enraged and dispatched a large army to suppress them, killing many wicked monsters and strictly prohibiting such forceful methods of depriving humans of their souls. The demon race was furious; their cultivation as fish, insects, birds, and beasts was already difficult, and without the replenishment of souls and lifespan, they had no way to survive. Thus, they also rallied their forces to resist the Celestial Realm to the death.

I extended my hand with long black nails and gently stroked her head: "My name is Ye Tong, a member of the Cat Demon clan, and I am a junior sister of Hong Yu. I have come to help you fulfill your wish, in exchange for a certain amount of your lifespan and essence to enhance my cultivation."

"Baby, please don't get too excited! Be careful with your body," Zhou Feng said with concern as he held her close, mumbling, "Let me think of a way to handle this matter."

Fang Mingyue: "Six years!"

Liu Bowen once said to build high walls, accumulate grain widely, and delay claiming kingship, which indicates that rebellion cannot be rushed. One must first pry at the corners, cultivate oneself more, and then strike decisively to bring him down, making that scoundrel cook fish for me, peel shrimp, and clean the toilet every day

William wagged his tail beside me and hesitantly asked, "In human society... it seems that my master is a mistress. I often hear the dog owners in the neighborhood say that she is of ill repute, a seductress."

"Don't eat me! I'm not tasty!" Fang Mingyue shouted louder than a pig being slaughtered. Outside, William sensed his master's fear and barked a few reassuring barks.

Her greatest wish must be to have a son I had an idea upon hearing this

Fang Mingyue was in the obstetrics and gynecology consultation room, gently touching her belly, her face radiating happiness. Zhou Feng not only spent a considerable amount of money hiring several professional caregivers, but also personally stayed by her side, preparing soup and providing care, occasionally smiling foolishly at her belly. The two of them entered and exited together like a genuine couple, deeply affectionate.

This war lasted for a full five hundred years. The celestial realm suffered heavy losses, and the demon clan endured significant casualties, ultimately leading to a peace agreement

Gently touching the round belly, I recite the incantation of transformation. A black mist envelops my entire body, and after the mist dissipates, I have transformed into the appearance of a petite human girl of fourteen, dressed in a black princess dress, trying my best to display a friendly smile

This woman is named Fang Mingyue, and her appearance is considered exceptionally beautiful among humans, possessing great charm. It is said that she is an undergraduate from a prestigious university. After working as a secretary for two years, she met an overseas wealthy man named Zhou Feng, after which she resigned to focus on being an unacknowledged rich wife.

I covered my ears and waited until they had shouted enough before slowly speaking up: "Human flesh is not that tasty, so why be so tense? Relax a little."

Fang Mingyue had already prepared a table full of dishes, and like a little bird, she fluttered out. After eating and drinking to her heart's content, she went to do what a son should do

I triumphantly took the contract home, concocting a multitude of excuses to argue that it was the other party's unwillingness to sign the soul blood contract that led to the alteration of the lifespan black contract. To my surprise, Hong Yu merely raised an eyebrow and did not engage in any debate on the matter

When William had lost two or three pounds, Zhou Feng arrived late. He was probably in his early forties, wearing a pair of rimless glasses, with a slender build. Although he was not handsome, he was not unattractive either

In traditional Chinese culture, a mother is esteemed for her children, and naturally, Fang Mingyue is willing to embrace this. Unfortunately, after an examination, she discovered some health issues that prevent her from becoming pregnant. Recently, she has fallen out of favor and is now fervently praying to Buddha for assistance.

I waited for more than half an hour until she finished her phone call, then I raised my paw and politely tapped twice on the glass window

As for the information about Zhou Feng, William does not know much. He only knows that he is a wealthy Chinese American who always brings expensive dog food and jewelry for Fang Mingyue whenever he visits. His wife lives in a villa on the West Coast of the United States and is said to have not given birth to any children, so Zhou Feng is very hopeful that Fang Mingyue can bear him a son to inherit the family business

I feel that being struck in a circle on cotton is quite unpleasant

To my surprise, Hong Yu was not angry at all. She leisurely took out a black piece of paper from the drawer and waved it in front of my eyes. I snatched it away and saw that it was identical to the contract I had signed with Fang Mingyue, except that the name had been changed to Zhou Feng, and the lifespan given was ten years.

After more than two months, the news of Fang Mingyue's pregnancy was announced, and Zhou Feng was simply overjoyed. He canceled his business engagements and rushed back from Germany at the fastest speed, bringing with him a large assortment of precious supplements and a set of diamond jewelry, presenting them to Fang Mingyue like a devoted son.

Zhou Feng fell silent, and after a long while, he slowly said: "From the very beginning of our relationship, I emphasized to you that I have a wife in the United States and cannot marry you"

Fang Mingyue immediately rushed to Xiaokun's bag, took out the blood-red flower note, threw it back, and shook her head vigorously, saying: "I do not want to make a deal with a monster, it will surely bring misfortune"

The demon clan, driven by desperation, also agreed to this proposal, each displaying their unique abilities, using money, beauty, power, and various other means to sign contracts with humans, exchanging souls and lifespans. Most of these were reasonable transactions, though there were also many who took advantage of loopholes and engaged in petty tricks. As long as things did not escalate too much, the heavenly realm turned a blind eye, and the world became considerably more peaceful.

Since ancient times, collecting the souls and lifespans of humans has been the fastest method for monsters to enhance their cultivation

I found myself being schemed against by Hong Yu, and I also lost a fertility elixir.

This woman is exceptionally skilled at navigating social situations! Looking at the delicious bribe before me, my fondness for Fang Mingyue has greatly increased, further solidifying my determination to surpass that feather-plucking fellow Hong Yu, and to seize the opportunity to strike a deal with her, exchanging my cultivation for my own.

Zhou Feng comforted, "There is no need for you to worry about such trivial matters, just focus on taking care of the pregnancy."

I believe that Zhou Feng possesses an extraordinary level of patience. I will return and share this as a joke with everyone, while also taking the opportunity to show off to Hong Yu.

I used four right claws along with four left claws, and after forcefully expelling two hind claws, I calculated and found myself at a loss, feeling as if I could cry but had no tears.

I specifically went to conduct post-event observation work

"You are also aware that your body has defects, and that you are destined to be childless, right? Why not exchange ten years of your life for a son? After death, your soul will be free!" I tried to tempt her, "After all, no matter how well a woman takes care of herself, her beauty will still decline after reaching her forties, and by sixty, she will be an old woman. Perhaps she will even suffer from mobility issues, deafness, and poor eyesight. Isn't it a good deal to trade a little bit of life for current happiness?"

"Monster... monster..." Fang Mingyue was so frightened that she fell to the ground, scrambling backward.

I: "Eight years, buy one get one free, guaranteed that your figure will not change after giving birth to a son"

Days passed by like this, and Fang Mingyue's belly grew larger, her temper became increasingly irritable, and the number of things she bought impulsively also increased.

After the one thousand and eighty-fourth time of expressing my ambitions, I leaped onto the wall, nimbly following in the footsteps of that woman, and quietly arrived at the villa located at the other end of the mountain foot. After subjecting her golden retriever to severe interrogation with my cat-like claws, the foolish dog repeatedly cried out, "Big Sister Cat, spare me," indicating its willingness to speak freely without reservation.

At midnight, Fang Mingyue lay in bed, chatting on the phone with tender emotions. On the stylishly decorated balcony stood a statue of Guanyin, the Goddess of Mercy, which was somewhat incongruous with the surrounding environment

I am seizing the opportunity: "Zhou Feng has quite a fortune. If he were to marry you for his son, he could even immigrate abroad! Just think of the villa on the West Coast! The yacht! The high-society parties! A twenty-carat diamond ring!"

Fang Mingyue, half acting spoiled and half sulking, caused quite a scene and even smashed two pillows. Zhou Feng merely nodded and bowed repeatedly, offering no substantial promises, but desperately agreed to gift her various jewels and even mentioned giving her the latest model of a BMW car, managing with great difficulty to calm the pregnant woman's temper down

The parrot disdainfully looked at me from its perch: "Foolish cat! Foolish cat! Zhou Feng himself has physical defects, which is why he has been unable to make a woman pregnant and cannot have children. The master has long discovered this and made him sign a contract, ensuring that he will definitely have a smart and capable son to inherit the family business! Since Fang Mingyue is pregnant, this is his last chance; how could he not be obedient and filial by her side?"

Due to having stolen the target of Hong Yu, I could not return before completing my task, so I took up residence near Fang Mingyue's home in secrecy. I was then astonished to discover that William has grilled steak and fried chicken legs to eat every day

Fang Mingyue: "Five years of lifespan"

"Making a deal with that unscrupulous merchant Hong Yu indeed comes at a great cost. If it is merely for the sake of having a son, to pay with one's soul after death is simply not worth it." I nodded in agreement, then took out a piece of black paper with golden flowers, replacing my expression with a commercial smile, "Making a deal with Ye Tong, fair and honest, the price is reasonable, definitely within your acceptable range"

Fang Mingyue still had a pale face, crouching in the corner of the wall, trembling with fear

I squatted on the windowsill, watching them roll the sheets for half a day, feeling quite bored, so I went downstairs to boast to William about my glorious past when I swept across the world, invincible, and the impressive tale of how I seduced the Pharaoh of Egypt's beloved cats

Hong Yu leisurely brewed tea in her hand, yet her words poured oil into my heart: "Men are truly easy to talk to, they don't even bargain. However, he is still not as generous as Sister Ye Tong."

"Who cares about your money?" Fang Mingyue said, twisting her body and cuddling him playfully, "I am worried that this child will be born without a household registration and without a name."

Fang Mingyue felt a bit moved

He: "Grandma Cat ... ... "

The celestial realm has convened seventy-eight meetings, during which a proposal was passed allowing the demon race to obtain the souls and lifespans voluntarily granted by humans through trade

How has the fox clan behaved so poorly? Did they steal your bones or snatch your grapes? You all belong to the Canidae family, sharing the same ancestor! I am quite displeased with this dog's betrayal of its ancestors and slander against its kin

This is truly a good dog of the internet age! I sit gracefully, lick my paws, and listen to this dog named William recount the events of the past

Goodness! Women nowadays are truly shrewd! They even negotiate prices when doing business with monsters

Nine years

William is foolish and not angry: "You help your mistress give birth to a son to vie for affection, it seems you are not very kind to Zhou Feng's wife! This goes against the moral standards of humanity!"

The dog's diet is even better than mine! In my anger and indignation, I vowed that once I take charge, I would only feed the red-feathered one rotten leaves every day while snatching William's food.

A soul can increase one's cultivation by one hundred years, while one year of lifespan can increase cultivation by one year. Cultivating for ten thousand years allows one to ascend, thereafter no longer fearing the tribulation of thunder.

Fang Mingyue forcefully pushed him away and exclaimed in anger, "Are you suggesting that I let my son be an illegitimate child?"

Fang Mingyue saw that he was unwilling to comply, so she had no choice but to be straightforward: "Can't you at least give me a title?"

I angrily grabbed him by the head, leaving it in disarray

Hong Yu is a standout among unscrupulous merchants. She possesses high cultivation, having reached ten thousand years, yet she remains in the mortal realm, living a languid life, and has not ascended to immortality.

She and I entered the room at the same time. Because my business acumen is not as good as hers, my methods are not as unscrupulous, and my intellect is not as cunning, I have fallen behind by over 3,000 years in terms of cultivation. I must address her as Senior Sister, and I am subjected to daily servitude and bullying, which is truly disheartening

Fang Mingyue: "Deal!"

Fang Mingyue was taken aback for a moment and couldn't help but ask, "What price?"

I found a fertility elixir from my own collection and gave it to Fang Mingyue, instructing her to dissolve it in water and consume it

I stepped on her nightgown with one foot and casually set up a soundproof barrier.