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Unlike most youkai who conceal their abodes, both Hongyu and I have a fondness for various products and delicacies invented by humans. Therefore, Hongyu's villa is situated among the crowd, publicly claiming to be a wealthy second-generation individual who idles away time and lives off rental income, while being engrossed in online games. Our neighbors, who look down upon our nocturnal lifestyle, nonetheless believe this narrative.

William wagged his tail beside me as I rummaged through the corner cabinet, and in the process, he helped me uncover several contracts that had fallen there at some unknown time. Upon discovering that none of them were the right ones, he suggested, "You could use the long-distance communication to contact Hongyu. She has an exceptional memory and usually helps you find the random things you misplace. You could also ask her about this contract."

I believe that Ye Tong is not a bad cat

"What a disgrace! Having already taken on a human form, how can it be acceptable to bite people in the street?" I cast a disdainful glance at the foolish dog, wishing it would be confiscated. Tying my long hair into a neat ponytail, I ground my teeth and said with a malicious smile, "I will first go and break seven or eight of the ribs of the one who dares to provoke me, then knock out all his teeth, and break his spine, leaving him paralyzed and impotent for life! He will spend his days lying in bed!"

William touched the large bump on his head and fell silent

Lan Ling's expression stiffened for a moment, but soon returned to a relaxed state. He shrugged, waved at me, and strode confidently out the door

The large gate of the courtyard has been opened, and a tall man wearing black-framed glasses has half a foot stepped into the threshold. He is haphazardly dressed in a white shirt and wearing a tie. If one were to overlook the stubble on his face that has not been shaved for several days, the rogue-like smile at the corner of his mouth, and the occasional glint of a fox in his icy eyes, he could be considered a mature handsome man. His name is Lan Ling, and he is the most unwelcome guest to me.

I struck him hard on the head with a punch, rejecting: "I definitely do not want to ask her for help, I would surely be mocked!"

Get away! Do not come over and lick my face with your tongue!

The transaction made by Shao Tian is indeed somewhat unfair, leaving me puzzled. Fortunately, the detailed contents of each transaction by the demon clan are always recorded in the contract, so I intend to find it for review. However, I tend to toss my belongings around carelessly, and I have rummaged through several large boxes containing contracts from top to bottom, yet I still cannot find this peculiar contract. I am beginning to suspect that I may have lost it myself, or that Shao Tian has mistaken the demon.

I truly cannot find the contract paper, so I have no choice but to give up

"Who do you intend to incapacitate?" A familiar, languid voice came from outside the house. My expression changed dramatically as I rushed out.

Lan Ling expressed concern: "Think carefully, if you can't remember, ask Hong Yu, and also..."

An ant is insignificant, but countless ants can be maddening. Various minor disturbances have deprived me of sleep, driving me to the brink of madness, while I must maintain a human facade. It is neither appropriate to resort to violence in front of so many people to deal with that group of thuggish individuals, nor is it convenient to call the police.

I lowered my face and said fiercely: "You disgusting man, stop bothering Hongyu! It's not pleasant at all! Get lost quickly!"

Night pupil, did you truly deceive Shao Tian into signing the contract? Twenty years in exchange for two years seems a bit excessive

I understand, this matter feels somewhat guilty, but when I think of Shao Tian's disgusting face, I feel a wave of discomfort in my heart: "That contract has long been lost, and I cannot find it."

William is a good-natured dog, obedient to me in every way. When he says such things, it is already a very stern reproach. I felt a bit bitter in my mouth, slumped on the sofa, closed my eyes, and after a long time, I gently said: "You don't understand, some things cannot be reasoned with."

I maintained a stern expression and explained Shao Tian's actions, coldly stating: "Our family does not welcome you to visit, and I do not need your assistance"

William was nervous about being confiscated: "How about next time I show up, I transform back and bite them?"

William looked at his back, then at me, and with his head lowered said: "Ye Tong, you shouldn't be so fierce to those who come to help. Dogs are the most discerning of people, and I believe he truly cares about you, so it seems like... you are a bit excessive."

Lan Ling's words were not pleasant: "Ye Tong, you troublemaker, you have been documented to have killed forty-two people over the past century, and there are seventy-eight humans you have injured. The upper realm can no longer tolerate this. If it weren't for your master's significant influence and the contributions you have made, you would have already been taken to the Island of Reflection for a hundred or even a thousand years of confinement. Now, the higher authorities have issued a final ultimatum; if you continue to kill recklessly, I will no longer be able to protect you."

Do you think a cat would be happy to be praised by a dog

William's favorite animal is the cat

I forgot, but I am not that scoundrel Hong Yu, so I shouldn't impose such harsh trading conditions. Exchanging one's own lifespan for the extension of another's is a commendable act, and it is also an accepted charitable transaction in the demon realm. Even for despicable individuals, the most one would exchange is ten years for two years of lifespan. So, can't you see that I am looking for that contract to review it? Get lost

Unexpectedly, Shao Tian, that fool, was the first to challenge me

Lan Ling ignored my indifference and stated directly: "In the demon realm, the rule is that humans can exchange their lifespan for another's at a maximum ratio of three to one. It is reasonable to exchange six years for two years of lifespan. However, it is clearly excessive to tempt the altruistic heart of an eight-year-old child with underdeveloped intelligence into signing an unfair agreement of twenty years for two years of lifespan. The True Monarch Ling Xiao—who is particularly fond of humans in the upper realm—has learned of this matter from an unknown source and is quite displeased. He specifically sent me to convey that even as a demon, you should maintain some integrity, and you have also embarrassed your master.

Shao Tian has a wide network of connections. He first recruited several thugs to race cars in front of my house, blaring their horns, making it impossible for anyone to sleep. When he saw that I had set up soundproofing spells, he used his connections to have the demolition office knock on my door three times a day, falsely accusing my old house of being an illegal structure and demanding a time-limited demolition. Then they cut off my water and electricity. The public security department also came to check William's dog tag, claiming that someone reported me for keeping a dog without a license, disturbing the peace, and threatening to confiscate the dog. This attracted a crowd of onlookers. Even William's gaming computer got infected with a virus, and all of his newly acquired online game equipment was stolen.