Chapter 001 Ten hours ago

Bai Haonan couldn't help but curse: "I CNMLGB..." In a daze, it seemed that last night, while he was engaged in some activities, his phone beeped, and in a moment of confusion, he casually agreed to give that panting woman his newly purchased smartphone...! ... But! This is not just about a phone!

A group of people were even more frivolous and unserious: "Hey, Haonan, do you have the phone number of that student girl? How does it feel? I think I saw someone who looks like a back shadow killer..."

Bai Haonan said irritably: "Damn you... you took my phone, I just bought it and it was taken by Old Chen..."

Old Chen cradled his head with both hands, his concerned expression resembling someone who is about to give a kiss!

Bai Haonan, in a daze, touched his eyelid that had just been slapped, which was indeed swollen and burning hot

Then he suddenly remembered something and jumped up to look at his tragically fated phone. The new phone he had just bought for nearly 5,000 yuan had its screen shattered. He still persistently hoped to piece together the large fragments to turn it on, but no matter how he fiddled with it, he could not get it to light up, and it was clear that he was not skilled at this.

Everyone joined in the uproar: "Every seven seconds, right!"

Exactly ten hours ago

The stout middle-aged man showed no mercy, continuing to kick with his feet. Bai Haonan quickly fell to the ground, and in the end, he was grabbed by the arm and dragged to the open space, kicked like a dead dog: "Pretending! Stop pretending in front of me, all you do all day is chase after girls! Buying your damn broken car just to deceive girls everywhere..."

Bai Haonan, who had completely woken up, jumped up and instinctively grabbed the hoodie and sweatpants scattered on the floor to cover himself. He indeed found the car keys in his pocket, but at that moment, Bai Haonan would rather that the damn bitch had taken the car instead!

At that time, the man could even claim to pluck the moon from the sky

As I passed through the lobby, the familiar-looking lobby manager approached me with a beaming smile, saying: "Brother Nan..."

However, after hanging up the phone and dialing the previous number again, it remains busy, continuously busy

Once again, amidst the envious gazes of passersby, the sports car door was opened and it sped away into the distance

The lobby manager had not yet had the chance to respond with grievance, "Aren't you a long-term customer of the private room?" When Bai Haonan, filled with anger, rushed out the door, he anxiously looked around and confirmed that there seemed to be a mobile phone store on the right side of the street. He hurriedly pressed the car key, jumped into his second-hand blue Cayman, and started the engine. As he exited the parking lot, he distinctly felt that in his haste, the lightweight rear-wheel-drive car scraped against the curb. At that moment, he could not care less about the damage to the car. With the loud sound of the brakes and tires screeching against the ground, he jumped out of the car wearing sunglasses in the commercial area across the street, amidst the envious gazes of many passersby, to buy a mobile phone.

No... not even for a second

A few minutes later, with trembling hands, Bai Haonan, who could no longer contain his impatience and had stopped cursing, turned on his device and, of course, found nothing but a blank screen!

Bai Haonan, with a blank mind, propped himself up on the soft mattress with his elbow, lazily reaching for his phone on the bedside table to check the time. For someone who has never liked wearing a watch, this had become an instinctive action upon opening his eyes. His fingers tapped several times on the wooden surface of the bedside table, but there was no expected sensation.

Bai Haonan was already in despair: "Phone! Who has a phone to lend me, even selling it would be fine!"

Bai Haonan opened his eyes in a half-dreamy state, and after his gaze focused clearly on the sharply defined lines of the ceiling for at least two or three seconds, he finally reacted without surprise to the familiar sensation of the hotel’s laundered sheets on his body, realizing that he had once again spent the night in a hotel.

Old Chen, still seething with anger after being dragged away, kicked out with his toe, saying: "If only you had put in a little more effort! Just look at yourself..."

The time on the hotel alarm clock, which he glanced at, was nearly 2 PM. Bai Haonan could only wish to slap himself hard across the face. He had truly drunk something inexplicable last night, to have slept until this hour!

Isn't it said that San Er hooked up with a rich woman, had good skills, and even got paid? Why do I only encounter these poor losers!

Bai Haonan, with a body full of muscles, offered no resistance, merely curling up on the ground, clutching his head and rolling to avoid the blows, screaming more pitifully than a slaughtered pig. Soon, several heads peeked out from the nearby three or four-story buildings, laughing. Two older individuals came out to pull and persuade them to stop: "Alright, alright, Lao Chen, that's enough, this guy is just a tough nut to crack!"

In just a few minutes of delay, those faces from upstairs had already come down laughing and joking, without asking any questions, and pulled Bai Haonan aside to mock him: "Brother Haonan! Have you collected the protection fee from Causeway Bay yet? I heard you found another student sister last night!"

A group of people hurriedly rushed in, jostling each other like students caught by their homeroom teacher's shout.

Indeed, the roaring sound of exhaust at this moment seemed particularly jarring. He had just parked his car among a row of flashy sports cars and SUVs, turned off the engine, removed his sunglasses, and opened the door when a burly figure jumped to the side of the car and immediately grabbed Bai Haonan, striking him without hesitation

On the bedside table lay a hotel note, hastily written: "Handsome! The work is good, thank you for returning my phone!" At the end, there was a lip print, pressed down on a SIM card that had been pried out from the phone!

He hurriedly dashed out of the room, and during the ten or so seconds waiting for the elevator, he couldn't help but press the button forcefully. His right foot was so anxious that it kept shaking; if it weren't for the fact that he was on the twenty-something floor, he would have wanted to run down in one breath.

Where would a brand new phone have any past records

So he lazily slapped his arm onto the empty bed sheet beside him, which still seemed to retain some warmth. Perhaps it was the noise from that woman closing the door that had woken him up. With a splitting headache, Bai Haonan could hardly recall what the woman looked like, nor did he care. Women one could pick up in nightclubs and bars all looked pretty much the same, didn't they? But was the foreign liquor he drank last night fake? Why did he feel a bit hazy about it?

Bai Haonan took a deep breath before interjecting: "Boss! My phone was stolen, it was stolen early this morning. I just bought the phone and I'm on my way back. I was at the nearby mall, I'll be there soon, very soon..."

Immediately dial that number that should not be dialed, but the line is busy! As Bai Haonan continues to repeatedly dial the number while walking out of the mobile phone store, another call comes in. Even though the new phone cannot display the contact list or show the caller's name, Bai Haonan hurriedly answers the call, and as expected, he hears a series of loud and furious curses coming from the microphone: "I CNMLGB! Are you trying to show off to me, you B? Where the hell have you been..."

Then, several middle-aged men who had just entered came out, and it was still that old Chen's thunderous roar: "What the hell is going on! Hurry up and get in here! Bai Haonan, you miserable wretch, come over here! Let's see how I deal with you today!"

Indeed, within just a few minutes, the flashy blue sports car drove through the gate manned by the security guard, and the elderly man who opened the door wore a sympathetic expression: "Old Nan! You are in trouble..."

CNMLGB

Bai Haonan said irritably: "Nan Chui! Aren't you supposed to be cleaning? Why did no one call me? Have you forgotten what day it is today?"

There was no time to feel sorry for the phone; Bai Haonan could only hurriedly cover his eyes and crouch down, screaming in agony.

Old Chen caught up with a powerful flying kick like a great roc spreading its wings

The lingering scent of powder in the air and the unique aroma that follows the passionate encounter between men and women cannot even be dispelled by the ventilation system of a luxury hotel

The somewhat astonished Bai Haonan finally regained consciousness and propped himself up, his well-built body completely exposed outside the sheets, yet he still looked around and could not find his phone

It is truly not for the sake of showing off that I drive this sports car down the street; rather, it is because one must confront ghosts when walking alone at night. After having my wallet and cash stolen twice while picking up girls at nightclubs, Bai Haonan drives this ostentatious vehicle to attract women, usually tossing his wallet casually under the driver's seat, carrying only some change and his phone. Who would have thought that even the phone could now be stolen

Bai Haonan glanced at the several large pieces in his hand, squeezed his eyes shut in frustration, and reluctantly acknowledged this reality. He took out the card and casually tossed the other items into the corner flower stand, then took a detour to avoid going in with Old Chen.

Which online novel casually mentions being able to pick up a female CEO from a nightclub?

Bai Haonan swiftly dodged and had to reach out to support the middle-aged man to prevent him from falling. As a result, Lao Chen saw his eyes and exclaimed: "What the hell! Are you a young lady? Just a few scratches and it swells up like this?!"

13:47 in the afternoon

The people around laughed and made even more noise, with more than ten or twenty young and strong fellows roughly the same age as Bai Haonan. Even though Bai Haonan raised his voice to ask for his phone, no one paid him any attention, as they were all focused on his achievements from the previous night. Naturally, Bai Haonan boasted, "You all know my rules! If it weren't for today, I would have gone seven times in one night!"

Bai Haonan, who was beaten to the point of having no ability to fight back, could only cover his head and evade. As a result, the mobile phone in his hand was snatched away and thrown out. He had just raised his head to see his newly purchased phone, which he had bought less than ten minutes ago, smash violently against the rough exterior wall of the building about five to six meters away, shattering into pieces. Another slap struck his face, hard, with the fingertips also brushing past his eye.

Bai Haonan truly has a lazy demeanor that seems impervious to even boiling water. He curled up on the ground, secretly observing a few people entering the building through the gaps between his fingers as he covered his face. Only then did he sit up with a chuckle, nonchalantly responding to each person peering in through the windows with a middle finger.

Bai Haonan responded with a casual gesture of a middle finger