Chapter Four.
Yu Xi gritted his teeth and said, "I did my best, really."
I: " ... ... ".
Yu Xi changed his mind: "If you can't give me a raise, I can be flexible. You can extend my annual leave by a few more days."
邹淮扬肯定有视奸我的社交网络! 余喜捏住拳头, 一本正经地断定道, "我要让他看到作为他助理的我过得多么凄苦, 多么用力, 在废墟中都能坚强地飞起, 然后恻隐之心一动, 说不定他能给我涨工资。"
Yu Xī wore black-framed glasses, had a messy bun on top of her head, and was even wearing the most indulgent home pants while choosing dog food. When she saw us, she was stunned and exclaimed, "What's going on with you guys?! Why are you holding hands?! Are you in love?!"
Shi Nan said: "Am I intelligent? Do you think I am a little expert in life?"
"Don't listen to these slanders, am I really that bad?!" Yu Xi said angrily, feeling like she was about to pounce and bite off Zou Huaiyang's trachea in the next second.
Shi Nan also gave a thumbs up to Yu Xi and said, "Impressive, is this your lover?"
Before he could bend down to pick it up, Yu Xi had already reflexively picked it up. However, she didn't return it immediately, but instead glanced at the phone screen for a moment, saying, "Wait a moment, 'high-spec version of Caterpie'... Boss, could this note be about me?"
I have never looked back, perhaps subconsciously not wanting to accept the loneliness of no one catching up behind me.
Stop!
I think Shi Nan is thinking too far ahead. With his sharp-tongued mouth, it's uncertain whether he can have a wife or son.
At this moment, Li Jiawei's expression changed to one of excitement, as if she had forgotten that there were still unshed tears on her cheeks. She opened the camera on her phone, switched to the beauty mode, selected a dreamy filter, and then aimed it at Shi Nan. Just as she was about to lean in and enter the frame with half of her body, Shi Nan suddenly cupped my face.
Dog! Don't!
Shi Nan seems so harsh and sharp-tongued, but unexpectedly, he has such soft lips. He holds my face with both hands, his tongue swirling and teasing in my mouth, leaving his taste everywhere, a strong masculine hormone. Suddenly, my thoughts become elusive, even wondering how many of Shi Nan's fangirls would want to tear me apart?
I can finally catch my breath too, patting my chest and saying, "I was almost scared to death by you."
One hundred and seventeen.
I think, this guy Erxi spends 95% of his combat power as soon as he gets up every day, and uses the remaining 5% of his strength to think creatively and do work. Can we expect him to achieve any great achievements? And Zou Huaiyang is such a cold and indifferent boss who is resistant to any suggestions. The ideal of getting a raise and extending annual leave will not be realized with her.
I: " ... ... ".
Shi Nan called Zou Huaiyang here because he promised to treat the other party to a meal. It just happened to be a good day to celebrate, and he especially enjoys seeing others suffer. That scene would make him feel completely satisfied.
A few seconds later, Shi Nan stopped and his lips slightly parted from mine. His tone was slightly displeased as he said, "Focus."
The overwhelming discrimination that came at her made Yu Xi visibly tremble for a few moments, but fortunately, she composed herself. She first looked at Zou Huaiyang and said, "Boss... If your choice of words could be a little kinder, I think I would be very happy."
It is rare for Yu Xi to have a trace of reason. She also voiced the question in my heart: "Why do you cook and invite guests, but come to my house?"
His pretended calmness clearly contradicts his true feelings, but I have no intention of exposing him. I smiled as I watched him finish the last of the supplies in my fridge, then watched him go to the bathroom three times, and finally watched him sit on the sofa and start playing the game he had saved before. He only took a deep breath and put the controller on the coffee table after the male protagonist in the game died in various stupid ways less than 500 meters away from home, unable to embark on the journey of life. "Just tell me," Shinan said heavily, "it's really uncomfortable to feel like there's a knife hanging over my head!" Then I watched him sit on the sofa and start playing the game he had saved before. He only took a deep breath and put the controller on the coffee table after the male protagonist in the game died in various stupid ways less than 500 meters away from home, unable to embark on the journey of life. "Just tell me," Shunan said heavily, "it's really uncomfortable to feel like there's a knife hanging over my head!"
In order to lighten the atmosphere, I urged Shi Nan to hurry up and start cooking. I used to think that the kitchen was a realm of gods, where ingredients could be transformed into delicious dishes through magic. I didn't want to participate or spy on others using magic, but Shi Nan dragged me into the kitchen and made me assist him.
I asked: "Are there no lights in the corridor? How can it be so dark?"
According to legend, every living organism in the United States wants to be Shina's girlfriend... or boyfriend. Now I understand why, because everyone is sick, including me now. Otherwise, why would I feel a little excited in this strange way?
As expected, Li Jiawei walked up to me, grabbed my hand, and just as I thought she was going to put my hand into sulfuric acid to burn it, to my surprise, my hand ended up on her chest. She said, "Ji Xunxun, touch my heart, is it hot?"
It is apparent that Shi Nan is unwilling to experience such a decadent life. He forced me to hire a cleaning lady. Before the cleaning lady frowned and started cleaning, Yu Xi, with a lingering look, said to me about the environment that was about to change, "Xunxun, do you think I should post a selfie on Weibo? Use this environment as the background."
Cannot. Shi Nan immediately interrupted Yu Xi's imagination and gave her this three-word conclusion.
Okay, since you asked so sincerely, I will answer with 120% sincerity: "I want to eat the fried sauce noodles you make."
Shi Nan threw the chopsticks on the table in dissatisfaction, crossed his arms and looked at me: "Ji Xunxun, I am also a celebrity, but you have never asked for my autograph, let alone asked for a photo with me. Do you have any opinions about me?"
At this time, there was a breeze blowing through the hall, and it felt like there was a touch of silliness in the wind.
Shi Nan snorted and said, "To be honest, I don't even want to enter a room like this, even if I'm wearing a spacesuit. It's like a breeding ground for bacteria... Xiao Qinglong, quickly call housekeeping!"
I don't believe in Shina: "Then you can find an African friend, or find someone who is divorced with two children. I don't believe your mother is still urging you to get married. Why not find a gorilla?"
"You can't bend!" I shook my head like a tambourine: "He is my idol! Idols must have someone, so let my good friend go up! Don't give outsiders a cheap deal!"
Shi Nan gently pushed Li Jiawei's shoulder, forcing us apart, and said in a warning tone: "You've splashed water on her, cursed at her with others, blackened her online, and even reported her to the school. And now you're here? Li Jiawei, when will you stop?!"
I glanced at Yu Xi and said with sorrow, "My dear, what kind of blow have you suffered? Why didn't you come to me for comfort?"
Zou Huaiyang said: "I'm sorry, in my aesthetic view, that level of work is not called a design blueprint, it should be called a rough draft. Perhaps I am not paying you enough, only able to hire your body, unable to hire your brain."
Zou Huaiyang counter-questioned: "Which word is not kind? Why should I make you happy?"
However, the sound of "sililili" has already started, the dog is very obedient, indeed it did not stop, a puddle of dog urine soaked the last hope.
I keep applauding myself in my heart, amazing, amazing. Jì Xúnxún, you are really talented!
Shi Nan nodded at Li Jiawei, looking as natural as if he had just finished eating a braised egg, and casually said, "Yes, you don't need to doubt your eyes. What you see is true. Ji Xunxun and I are together. Can this ending put a complete period to your story?"
Ahem, this decision can be said to be one of the few correct decisions in your life. You won't regret it. I won't give you this opportunity either.
I strongly believe so. Unfortunately, they all do not understand Yu Xi, and how could Yu Xi's life only have such a situation occur? ... Just at this moment, the lazy dog she raised suddenly ran over, and lifted its leg towards the phone on the ground that could possibly still be salvaged if given some emergency treatment...
Hello! Wake up, Ji Xunxun. The one who wants to kiss is your boyfriend!
I think she really shouldn't have asked such a stupid question. As a friend of Shina, it is inevitable to be sharp-tongued, otherwise, it would be easy to be overwhelmed in daily communication with Shina, wouldn't it be easy to collapse? So I am mentally prepared to wait for Zou Huaiyang's answer.
After purchasing all the ingredients and completing the payment, Shenan did not rush to leave. Instead, he opened Google Street View in real time, and made strict warnings and plans for our next move. With a slightly sighing tone, he said, "Abandoned woman, where is your address? Enter it, and I will navigate."
My eyelids tightened slightly. If I were to look in the mirror right now, I'm sure I would see my face blushing to the point of bleeding.
"Hahahahaha!" Yu Xi's laughter echoed throughout the entire corridor.
The shopping cart slowly fills up. The feeling of a newlywed couple shopping in a supermarket in this TV drama falls on me and Shinan, and we don't find it strange or abrupt. ... At the checkout, I saw a familiar figure, which scared me so much that I immediately trembled and reflexively let go of Shinan's hand. Oops...
Seeing my disheveled appearance, Shi Nan's emotions were also disturbed. He started to settle scores with me: "Xiao Qinglong, why do you let go of my hand as soon as you see someone else? Why is it that your exes can walk in the light, while I have to be hidden secretly by you? Do you think I am not presentable? Am I not famous enough? Or am I not handsome enough?" Why is it that your exes can walk in the light, while I have to be hidden secretly by you? Do you think I am not presentable? Am I not famous enough? Or am I not handsome enough?"
This is not just a period, it's clearly an exclamation mark!
This concept model is not available for sale to the public, and there are no replaceable parts. Some data and photos on the phone have not been backed up yet. "In short, don't even think about your salary for the next two years," Zou Huaiyang summarized coldly.
Jixunxun, your father is waiting for you at the service counter. Please do not talk to strangers and go to the service counter to meet your father promptly.
Although I know it may be inappropriate to say it at this time, I still couldn't help but remind Shi Nan: "It was you who was reported by Li Jiawei, not me. Thank you."
Designer Zou glanced at Yu Xi with great indifference and said, "Do we still need to use interrogative sentences? Affirmative sentences will suffice."
How have I never been treated unfairly?! Speaking of this, Li Jiawei suddenly became angry again. Her emotions changed so quickly that even the popular Qingxia and Manyu during their prime couldn't compete with her. "Being your girlfriend, I can't even kiss you, I can't even sleep with you. I'm at a loss! I don't care, even if we break up, you must leave me with something!"
Is this how you reply to me?
I want to keep a low profile...
I looked up and down at Yu Xi and said, "My goodness, Er Xi, have you gone bad? When did you start fooling around? Have you taken any protective measures?"
Just as we finished telling the joke and before we could even laugh, Shi Nan grabbed my face and said, "Xiao Qinglong, you sold even your boyfriend, are you still human?"
Comrade Yu Xi, who was showing off for a moment, collapsed on the sofa in a manner similar to Ge You's "falling flat".
Sorry, I can't touch your heart, I can only feel the soft and surging waves. The touch is like opening up my Ren and Du channels. I almost believe that for the next half month, I won't forget to massage my chest, hoping to catch up with the second wave of development.
There is a "sickness" in the south, which I have known since I was young, but I never thought that his illness had developed to such a serious extent, almost reaching a pathological level...
She cried and said, "I was wrong, Shi Nan. I only did that to get your attention. You didn't act like a hooligan or take advantage of our model. I can clarify with the school. Also, I won't bully Xun Xun anymore. She's your friend and my good sister. Can we do this? Please, take me off the blacklist!"
Yu Xikuang nodded: "Yes, yes! I posted it on the morning of my day off. It's nothing to be so dedicated and hardworking. This is what I should do!"
I smelled his breath, refreshing like lemon mint candy, but more sweet. The faint sweetness lingered around my nose, making me slightly dizzy. Just as we were about to kiss, he suddenly stopped and obediently returned to his original position, as obedient as a white and tender little puppy. He said, "Don't misunderstand, I'm not with you for that!"
Shi Nan coughed as if trying to cover up a secret. He changed the subject, saying, "Yu Xi, I brought Zou Huaiyang here because he is the sharpest designer I have ever met. He can design a bulletproof, explosion-proof, and child-proof lampshade for your hallway."
I can't keep up with her train of thought anymore: "Even though things are like this, you still want to take selfies? Are you trying to increase your Weibo followers by washing your face with powder?"
Shi Nan immediately laughed and looked at me with a smile: "Your friend's acting skills are so poor that it's unbearable to watch. It might be more appropriate to start with a neurological examination during the physical check-up."
My thought process may indeed be different from others. Suddenly, I blurted out, "What about six?"
But I don't want to.
Yu Xi once told me that hot-blooded teenagers are the most difficult to deal with. A casual glance from them could be interpreted as a flirtation. I quickly let go, but it seemed too late. Shi Nan had already possessed me and slowly approached me, using overwhelming advantage to control me in a small area in front of the sofa.
Next, Zou Huaiyang and Yu Xi both showed high energy at the same time, and once again said in unison, "No need."
At the moment we left, Zou Huaiyang and Yu Xi almost simultaneously said, "Don't put cilantro."
Shi Nan, gentlemanly, carried all the bags in front of me. However, he suddenly stopped after climbing only a few steps, catching me off guard and almost causing me to "rear-end" him. I poked his waist with my index finger and asked, "Why did you stop? Grandpa, are you having back pain or leg cramps? If you're sick, go see a doctor early."
Shi Nan touched his own nose and thought, "It seems... it's a bit strange."
I suddenly had a thought and blurted out without thinking: "Hey, Xiaochu | Man, please don't tell me that your first kiss is still pending?"
I responded to her with pleasure, "You also need to bring a marker and a signature book, they are both essential!"
What does it mean?
I gave Shi Nan a white look and said, "Why are you asking me? I'm not part of the tomboy group and don't really understand." Then I looked up and down at Yu Xi with a suspicious look and said, "Darling, you didn't really lie to me, did you? If one day you send me an invitation and the groom's photo on it is that gorilla, you know I'll go crazy, right?"
Zou Huaiyang is much taller than Yu Xi, so Yu Xi can only look up at Zou Huaiyang and ask, "Boss? Why are you here? I've already sent my design drawings to your email..."
Shi Nan said: "This move is useless."
Yu Xi eats noodles as if she hasn't had any food for at least three days, but she doesn't show any special reaction. It's as if she has accepted the presence of mustard in the Zhajiangmian. Perhaps in her mind, an artist cooking for you without sprinkling sulfur in your noodles is already showing restraint.
Yu Xiduan held the bowl of Zou Huaiyang with a dissatisfied tone: "This is my bowl!"
Then Li Jiawei fell silent... The atmosphere suddenly became a bit awkward. It turned out that Shi Nan's value was above five Hermès and below six Hermès. His love was so straightforward and concrete that it left me speechless and unable to judge.
No matter how much calculation is done, it cannot be calculated. Yu Xi is just playing a prank and dropping a phone. At most, it can only result in a cracked screen. How could it develop into this sequel? Perhaps this is what they call "the unpredictability of life"...
Shi Nan leaned close to my ear, covered half of his mouth with his hand, and quietly reminded me, "Are you silly? A name must be written on the tombstone, even if it's a dog. There should be some respect."
Just when I thought Li Jiawei wanted to disable Shi Nan's leg and keep him longing for her every day, Li Jiawei shamelessly took out her phone and made her final request: "If you kiss me once and give me a farewell kiss, I want to take a photo and post it on my Moments to tell everyone that this relationship has come to a complete end. Can you do that?"
Which one? I laughed. I have never seen such a Shina. In my mind, he is a skilled player in picking up girls, but now he can't even press the clutch, unexpectedly making people feel cute. "Do you think we are too familiar with each other, and it's hard to let go when it comes to kissing?"
How is it possible? I live on the eighteenth floor, long surpassing this number.
Provocation, is Yu Xi's most sincere retaliation against the abusive dog couple from the bottom of his heart.
If it were any other time, Shi Nan would definitely have mocked back, but at this moment, he blushed. His eyes were fixed on the part where our hands touched, as if he was imagining some romantic scene.
I waited for him to scold me, but he just sighed and affectionately rubbed my head, then took me to the supermarket to buy ingredients.
When Shi Nan climbed up with sweat dripping from his forehead, I was leaning against the door, sipping on a glass of lemon iced tea, looking incredibly calm: "Hey~"
Shi Nan will never miss an opportunity to be sarcastic. He disdainfully said, "A man who is less than 1.6 meters tall is not a flaw, it's a fatal flaw, thank you very much. And I suspect that he is not unwilling to get physical with the opposite sex, but unfortunately, his stature is limited. The result of getting physical with the opposite sex is likely to be having his limbs broken. There are too many tough women nowadays, don't believe me? Just ask Xiao Qinglong."
Here is your thing! Are you a pig? Why don't you remember?!
People who don't know would definitely think that the person who ran away with his sister-in-law is not the big boss Huang He, but Ji Xunxun, who she claims is capable of any evil.
The triple questioning is enough to show the extent of Yu Xi's astonishment!
Shi Nan carefully accompanied me and him to continue buying groceries. He carefully selected the vegetables to go with the fried sauce noodles, choosing only pesticide-free and pure green products. He even compared the nutritional composition tables on the back of several brands of sweet bean sauce. With a discerning attitude, he said he wanted me to eat with peace of mind. It's as if I used to grow up eating shit, making him extremely worried.
When Shi Nan first stepped into the residential area, his expression revealed a hint of regret. Perhaps out of curiosity, he did not retreat but followed us up the stairs. The stairs were extremely dark, even though it was daytime outside. It felt like being in a moldy ancient castle on the stairs, and this castle had a power outage, darkly depriving people of the will to live.
Zou Huaiyang admitted frankly, "Yes, I have a strict work style and never mess around, so of course it's difficult to work with me. It may be different from Assistant Yu."
I watched Yu Xi's back and gave her a supreme evaluation by giving her a thumbs up, saying, "Hahaha, a completely disobedient assistant who doesn't listen to the boss, it's so cool, isn't it?!"
Kissed down!
Lijia Wei burst into tears immediately, and the tears fell down like broken beads. I think she should go to the gate of Beijing Film Academy to find some acting jobs. It's a waste of her God-given talent if she doesn't show this crying scene to the world through the lens.
Shi Nan was very satisfied with this answer, so I successfully fooled him.
I was choked by saliva for a moment: "At this moment, is the dog's name really the point?"
I explained to Yu Xi, "You don't understand. In addition to her hobby of forcing marriages, Er Xi's mother is also a seasoned face control enthusiast. Even if her black friend looks like Will Smith, or if someone who is divorced with two children looks like Nicholas Tse, her mother would still agree to the marriage. Only the option of being ugly is unbreakable."
I really want to transform his perspective because I don't appreciate this kind of stubborn approach to problem-solving that always follows his own preferences. He should learn to consider things from other people's perspectives. I advise him, "Please, don't be so assertive. You're already a certain age, can you please stop being so stubborn?"
Shi Nan frowned and said, "What are you doing?"
No, the Yan dog clan cannot be corrupted by money. Yu Xi, in order to clarify his own taste, raised three fingers to swear, "So I swear that my relationship with this guy is definitely fake. I hired him with money, paying him two hundred a month to accompany me for three meals, the kind that my mother can see!"
Yu Xi assumed the posture of a headmaster and reprimanded us, saying, "Can you face controllers stop making random judgments about others? Although he is ugly and less than 1.6 meters tall, he still has many good qualities. He never crosses the line with the opposite sex and is quite polite. This is better than many men out there, isn't it?"
I can tell you want to die! I grit my teeth.
My heart was shocked again: "What does 'deal with' mean? Erxi, don't tell me, you really got along with this, what's his name, gorilla?!"
At this moment, Shi Nanton laughed twice, while Zou Huaiyang still remained expressionless. Yu Xi, still in the bedroom, didn't forget to shout to me, "Darling, could you check if my camera battery is full? If we meet a celebrity, we can ask for a photo together!"
I: "???".
Go away. 邹淮扬 responded to Shi Nan with just one word, and opened his annoying hand. Unfortunately, when he did so, his phone also fell to the ground.
Famous people who are visible every day are no longer fresh, even if they are more famous, they will only become names. Unless I have a financial deficit and need to make money by reselling their autographed photos, there is no reason to ask for them. I respond with a silly smile, "Come on, you are already mine, those material possessions are meaningless."
Because I was eager to see you as soon as possible, I ran up the stairs two steps at a time. What is your answer? Shi Nan seemed a bit anxious, his gaze was intense and scorching, as if it could melt a dozen sticks of butter. I was about to speak, but he immediately put a finger on my lips and said, "No, don't say it. Actually, it doesn't matter what the answer is. As long as I can see you every day like before, it's enough."
Shi Nan is truly a talented person in attacking others. Those who do not know him might mistake him for a graduate in the field of pouring cold water, a "master of extinguishing high spirits". In the darkness, Yu Xi suddenly became silent. I estimate that she must have been so angry that she was about to vomit blood, and is now silently waiting for her health to recover.
Do you remember? I have clarified with everyone that we are just friends and there is no romantic relationship between us. Even when Li Jiawei and his ex-girlfriend accused me in front of their friends, I was more confident than anyone else. As I said this, there was a momentary dimness in Shi Nan's eyes, and the remaining starlight seemed to be on the verge of collapse.
Zou Huaiyang continued, "Yu Assistant, if your aesthetic sense is so rough, then I can understand why your design drafts always fall short."
Being careless in making friends and falling in love, I may have really hurt my brain in this lifetime.
Shi Nan tapped my nose and said, "Not bad, on the right track."
Starlight returned to his eyes in an instant, as if exploding into colorful and dazzling fireworks. Shi Nan cleared his throat and nodded calmly, with a tone that was not too turbulent: "Oh, okay, let's date then."
Don't mind me," Yu Xi interrupted, estimating that she had already rolled her eyes at least fifty times by now. "You all have been burned to death in my heart long ago, not even a speck of residue left when the breeze blows."
Zou Huaiyang's slender eyes flickered with a cold light. He lowered his head and glanced at the ground before speaking in a flat tone, "Assistant Yu, what's your dog's name?"
I pat his shoulder: "Oh, actually I'm right next to you, no need to be so cheesy, give Erxi a way out."
The Southern General replaced the three words "cannot" with six words of the same meaning and said, "Hehe, how is that possible?"
Shi Nan denied my romantic speculation: "Actually, it's because you photoshopped yourself too much in that picture. When I got to a dark place, I opened it to use as a flashlight."
I was struck by lightning on the spot! My heart stopped for a second!
Shi Nan immediately replaced the wine in front of Zou Huaiyang with juice and interrupted him, saying, "You can shut up."
We entered Yu Xi's house. Shi Nan put down his big and small bags, took a look at the surrounding environment, and then picked up the bags again. He asked Yu Xi in confusion, "Has your house just been bombed by an atomic bomb? Has there been an outbreak?"
I reminded him aloud, "It's Li Jiawei."
"What's wrong?" I was completely puzzled as I pulled out the phone from his jacket pocket, opened the album, flipped to the second picture, and then felt shy and embarrassed because I saw myself. With a hint of shyness, I asked him, "Why did you save my photo? Do you really love me that much? Do you want to look at my photo to find motivation to climb the stairs in the dark? Am I the only solace in your darkness..."
Immediately after, I heard a "click" sound. I guess it was Li Jiawei being startled and shaking her hand, which resulted in the photo being taken. I instinctively struggled and wanted to ask Li Jiawei to delete the photo. But before I could say anything, Shi Nan took advantage of the situation and gave me a deep French kiss!
The cleaning lady left with the garbage, and Zou Huaiyang came in with a gentle breeze. Yu Xi immediately felt a bit unsteady on her feet. If I hadn't supported her, her knees might have hit the tiles and played a song of bone fracture.
Yu Xiye nodded and said, "Strongly recommend a sentence!"
He asked me, "Do you know how many steps there are from downstairs to your home?"
Shi Nan showed no concern and continued to ask Yu Xi: "So, are you coming or not?"
Don't mention him to me! "Heaven will bestow great responsibilities upon this person, he must first create Zou Huaiyang." I really suspect that his family has been supporting Shang Yang, and he must be a loyal follower of Legalism." Yu Xi continued with tears in his eyes, "I'm so miserable, he punished me so severely!"
Shi Nan has recently cut his hair short, which shows that the hairstylist he recently found has a special preference for him. It makes him look more youthful and carefree, and also enhances the attractiveness of his peach blossom eyes. They are like a unique hook that, although not deliberately coquettish, always manages to make you unable to resist taking another look and getting lost in them.
Patiently, Shina helped me fill in the blanks: "It is Papua New Guinea."
Shi Nan nodded: "Completely inhumane."
Shi Nan loves recommending coriander to others. At this moment, she couldn't help but suggest, "Coriander is so delicious. Once you taste it, it's like a prelude to heaven! Why don't you two try it?"
One day, I will make you know whether I am the boss or the big boss. Shi Nan smiled, his voice carrying a hint of ambiguous metaphor, "Take out my phone and open the second photo in the album."
How sharp are Li Jiawei's eyes! She can even see the content that Shiyi Nan deleted from her Moments. How could she not see the scene just now!
Very good, Shi Nan, you're amazing. On the first day we were together, you started testing my limits. I really fell for your tricks!
I asked again with concern, "How do the old man and old lady go down the stairs? It's very dangerous!"
Lí Jiāwēi continued to say pitifully: "Please help me. I really, really love him, with a love that not even five Hermès can shake."
Shi Nan is not satisfied with my evaluation of him. He gave me a sideways glance and moved my hands away from my ears, saying, "You have a dirty mind. I meant to add some mustard to Huaiyang's bowl. He can't handle it. His eyes will be filled with tears as soon as he eats it. Just imagine."
Yu Xi said, "Enjoy to the fullest!"
Does this guy really need 200? This orangutan is really ruthless in setting his own price. How about this, I'll rent Zou Huaiyang to you, and only charge you 150. Are you interested? Shi Nan patted Zou Huaiyang's left shoulder and asked, "Huaiyang, your employee is in a difficult situation. How about giving her a 20% discount? I think it's feasible."
However, I still felt embarrassed. I don't know how I ended up in this emotional state. What I can be certain of is that it wasn't a sudden impulse. I tilted my head and continued, "Shi Nan, let's be in a relationship."
I: "..."
Yu Xidan held her heart with one hand, as if she was about to collapse due to lack of oxygen. I really wanted to give her some oxygen: "Erxi, listen to me. Actually, I..."
The hot air blowing into my ears felt like a dense and soft brush, causing my nerves to tremble. I quickly took a step back, covering my ears, and forced a disgusted expression, saying, "You're too filthy, Shina! I don't want to talk to you. You do know that drugging someone is an illegal act, right?!"
Okay, great! I'm thrilled. I patted Yu Xi's arm and said, "Er Xi, quickly change your clothes and freshen up. Let's go out and see the world!"
It seems that Shi Nan is not only good at art and painting, but also well-versed in the ways of love and marriage! His words amused me and dissipated much of my anger. I muttered, "Who wants to marry you? Are you crazy to bring this up now?"
His words successfully triggered my memories. Most of the fragmented images stayed in my middle school years. At that time, Shi Nan was already very popular. We agreed to go home together, but we were always interrupted by female classmates who came to confess their love and wanted to develop an early relationship with him. I couldn't stand that kind of scene the most. Every time, I would angrily leave first, leaving Shi Nan behind.
It seemed that Zou Huaiyang had restrained himself for a moment before bringing over the other bowl of noodles in front of Yu Xi and eating it slowly and deliberately. Our plan with Shi Nan had completely failed before even taking the first step.
The microvessels in Shinan may have been broken for hundreds of times. He got up and walked outside, not even bothering to put on the missing slipper, as if he was about to board a rocket and urgently leave this place. I quickly rushed over and held onto his arm tightly, trying to please him, saying, "I'll treat you to a meal."
Shi Nan asked: "Is it not possible to be unattractive and old, even with money?"
Laughing and saying sarcastic words is Shi Nan's specialty. Yu Xi is still excited, as if about to open a bag of dog food and eat it in the next second, saying, "Don't pay too much attention to my appearance! Answer my question first!"
Yu Xima immediately stood on the side of Shina, saying, "It's simply a disaster!"
I suddenly want to tell Yu Xi, she was wrong, it wasn't me who seduced Shi Nan, but Shi Nan successfully seduced me.
Li Jiawei pointed at us and couldn't say a complete sentence, "You, you all..."