Chapter 005: I Really Have an Illness
Shi Lei quickly nodded. "Ah, this is the fifth follow-up visit at your hospital!"
On the phone, Guan Chenghua paused for a moment and then said: "You mean Xiao Shi? This child's luck is truly unfortunate! At such a young age, he has actually developed Meniere's disease! Moreover, Xiao Shi's Meniere's disease has already reached a very severe stage! Xiao Liu, please persuade Xiao Shi to accept surgical treatment!"
Shilei insisted, "Doctor Guan, that place is a bit closer to me. Moreover, Meniere's disease cannot be cured, so it doesn't matter where I receive treatment, does it?"
Shi Lei nodded humbly, "No problem, Director Liu"
He is merely completing the admission procedures, and the medical records are all fabricated; what difference does it make whether the doctor is present or not
Liu Bin sighed and shook his head, then issued the hospital certificate exempting military training to Shi Lei
Nima!
Brother, I quietly tell you that the inspections here are very strict. If your medical history is not quite... cough cough, I advise you to go back! The guy standing at the end is quite warm-hearted.
The young nurse, without even looking at the medical records, said with a half-smile, "You are a university student, right? You want us to issue a military training exemption certificate? Just go to the second floor, to the Military Training Certificate Management Office"
After expressing his gratitude, Liu Bin turned to look at Chen Liang, the man with glasses
Shi Lei said earnestly: "I really am ill"
After a moment, Guan Chenghua spoke: "Xiaoshi, I mentioned to you last time that Ménière's disease is essentially incurable. You can either opt for preventive medication or choose surgery. It's up to you to decide!"
Zheng Le smiled and said, "Hand me your ID card, and I will help you reprint a copy of your medical record from m.hetushu.com."
Holding the transfer paperwork, Shi Lei spoke, "Hello, I am transferring from another hospital to your hospital. Can I complete the admission procedures here"
After repeatedly checking three times, Shi Lei finally pressed the 'Enter' key, and the medical record was successfully created
Shi Lei let out a sound of hesitation, instantly feeling a sense of foreboding. Upon exiting the elevator, Shi Lei immediately spotted the military training certification management office at the end of the corridor
Shi Lei stepped forward, handed the medical record to Liu Bin, and then politely said: "Director Liu, I have been transferred from the Zhong Hospital in Beijiang District"
Inside the Beijiang District Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital, Shi Lei, holding a notebook, began to compile his medical records in the capacity of the retired and rehired veteran Chinese medicine practitioner, Guan Chenghua
After speaking, the nurse at the registration desk directly returned the medical records and transfer certificate to Shi Lei, and pointed to the location of the elevator
Shi Lei also enjoyed the tranquility, looking at the person in front, a fellow who also wore glasses
He appeared dejected, holding the medical record as he walked towards the door, but after glancing at Shi Lei, he paused, preparing to watch Shi Lei's performance.
Gently closing the notebook, Shi Lei shut his eyes, took a deep breath, and then, holding the notebook, walked towards the registration desk. Before registering at the Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital in Beijiang District, it is necessary to fill out a triage form. One only needs to provide their name, gender, age, and specific department, for instance, Shi Lei needs to select the Traditional Chinese Medicine department.
It seemed that Guo Chenghua had been struck at a sensitive point by Shi Lei, as he let out a hum of displeasure. He then proceeded to print the specific transfer procedures on the computer. With the sound of the printer whirring, moments later, Guo Chenghua signed the transfer documents and handed them to Shi Lei with a somewhat reluctant expression.
Hmph
After a moment of silence, Shi Lei spoke up: "Doctor Guan, I am currently attending university in Shuanghu District and would like to transfer to the First General Hospital of Shuanghu District"
Shi Lei also responded with a smile, "Isn't this a medical record!"
neurasthenia syndrome
On the other end of the phone, Director Fei was probably overjoyed.
Zheng Le did not doubt it and directly asked: "Have you been treated at our hospital before?"
A response came through the phone. "Director Liu?"
Shi Lei said with a serious expression: "I am truly ill!"
The bespectacled man said with slight nervousness: "Yes, Director Liu!"
Shi Lei handed over the medical records from the Beijiang District Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital, as well as the transfer documentation. "I was transferred from the Beijiang District Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital"
Hello? Is this Director Fei?
Shi Lei smiled and handed over his ID card
After nearly an hour, Shi Lei finally returned to Shuanghu District, but it was already close to 6 PM. Although most doctors were about to finish work, Shi Lei did not mind
The military training certification management office had its door open. After Shi Lei walked over, he was surprised to find quite a few people inside! The guy standing at the back turned his head to glance at Shi Lei and said with a smile, "Brother, are you sick too?"
The medical records from the Beijiang District Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital, along with the transfer certificate and Guan Chenghua's signature, improved Liu Bin's complexion somewhat
I will first give Mr. Guan a call to inquire about the situation
Shi Lei merely wore a smile, and after a moment, the enthusiastic man was defeated
Haha, Director Liu, our hospital has not had any cases of neurasthenia recently
"You are suffering from Meniere's disease, why not stay at the traditional Chinese medicine hospital?" Liu Bin stated bluntly
Hello! I am Liu Bin, the Director of the First General Hospital of Shuanghu. I would like to inquire whether you have issued a certificate for a student named Chen Liang, stating that he has neurasthenia syndrome.
Outside the Traditional Chinese Medicine department, a long queue was forming. Shi Lei rolled his eyes; although his hacking skills were exceptional, he still couldn't make these people leave!
Shi Lei pretended to lower his head in thought, but in reality, he was already laughing heartily inside
Go back! This time do not notify the school
On February 11, 2006, the initial diagnosis suspected "Meniere's disease" and it was recommended to use the medication "Sibelin" for control and treatment
The enthusiastic man nodded repeatedly. "Of course I want to know!"
Shi Lei held the transfer paperwork and no longer delayed. He could no longer tolerate the smell of disinfectant in the hospital
Shilei, I will call you Xiao Shi, if you don't mind
Upon entering the Shuanghu District First General Hospital, Shi Lei directly walked towards the registration desk. At this moment, there were hardly any people registering! The peak registration period is in the morning!
Xiao Shi, I also agree with Guan Lao's opinion; you can choose surgical treatment! After all, the specificity of Meniere's disease has a significant impact on your life and studies
Liu Bin's ability to hold the position of Director of the Military Training Certification Management Office largely depends on his familiarity with the doctors from various hospitals. "Hello, is this Director Guan? This is Xiao Liu from Shuanghu First Hospital!"
Liu Bin recounted the matter concerning Shi Lei in its entirety, then closely observed Shi Lei's expression.
Through the glass curtain, Shi Lei saw the computer screen displaying his forged treatment records. After printing the medical records and making the payment, Shi Lei took the medical record slip and the magnetic card from the Beijiang District Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital and headed towards the Traditional Chinese Medicine Department
Shi Lei feigned a bitter smile and shook his head. "Thank you, Director Liu! I still choose medication treatment!"
The enthusiastic man was taken aback, "What does that mean?"
Guan Chenghua appeared to be in his sixties, with graying hair. He glanced up at Shi Lei and then said, "Bring me the medical records"
What else can the First General Hospital of Shuanghu District do besides treating cold and headache?
At this moment, in the military training certification management office, only Shi Lei and the enthusiastic young man from earlier remained. The enthusiastic young man glanced at Shi Lei and walked up confidently.
After a long wait of three hours, it was finally Shi Lei's turn
Liu Bin and Guan Chenghua reminisced for half a day before finally hanging up the phone
The man standing at the back let out a sound and fell silent.
The nurse at the registration desk nodded and said, "Of course! Please register first!"
Liu Bin nodded slightly, indicating his agreement with Shi Lei's reasoning
Why don't you write about heart disease
The voice of Guan Chenghua came through the receiver. "Xiao Liu? Is there something you need?"
Shi Lei said with a serious expression: "Do you really want to know?"
Holding the triage slip, Shi Lei walked towards Window 5. At Window 5 was a relatively young nurse, and from her name tag, Shi Lei learned that her name was Zheng Le. Shi Lei handed over the triage slip.
Shi Lei had long since devised a strategy and responded with composure
On June 17, 2006, during a follow-up consultation, the recommendation for a "vestibular nerve section" was made, which the patient declined
In just four brief treatment records, and with a considerable gap in time, Shi Lei deduced that the retired expert who was rehired most likely would not remember them
Shilei seemed to be speaking to himself: "This era is truly insane! There are those who hope to get rich, those who hope to find beautiful women through *pictures*, those who hope to become officials... and surprisingly, there are even those who hope to fall ill?"
Director Liu, Beijiang District is in the city center, while Shuanghu District is already semi-suburban. The journey from Shuanghu District to Beijiang District takes nearly an hour even without traffic. I also have to attend school, and it is very inconvenient to travel from school to the Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital
Guan Chenghua let out a cold snort at the doctor
The person in charge of the Military Training Certificate Management Office, whose work photo is posted on the wall, is named Liu Bin, the director of the Military Training Certificate Management Office
Shi Lei appeared completely at ease and even said, "Director Liu, please send my regards to Doctor Guan."
Liu Bin raised his hand and said, "Let me take a look!"
The retired and re-employed 'expert' indeed possesses considerable skills, as they surprisingly still remember that Shi Lei came for treatment
Shi Lei submitted the medical record without saying a word
Chen Liang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and left with countless thanks. Meanwhile, in the military training certification management office, six or seven people followed Chen Liang, presumably understanding that their medical records would not pass the review.
Shi Lei listened clearly from behind, his heart filled with joy, causing him to tremble with delight
On July 31, 2006, the patient underwent a follow-up examination, continuing medication control, and the restoration of neural self-regulation
Cut!
Nurse Zheng, I have lost my medical record book. Could you please assist me in reissuing a new one
In the corridor, the enthusiastic man looked at Shi Lei with admiration, "Brother, you are truly impressive!" Then, in a lower voice, he added, "Brother, do you have any channels? I will pay a high price for them!"
Liu Bin held the medical record of the bespectacled man and casually asked, "Is this true?"
Liu Bin let out a cold snort, directly picked up the phone on the desk, and began to dial
On April 23, 2006, during the first follow-up visit, after various tests, the final diagnosis was "Meniere's disease"