Chapter 1: Drunkard Violates Heavenly Laws

Zhang Chi quickly stood up, and only then did he notice that his height had diminished significantly; the once imposing seven-foot man was now reduced to merely five feet.

After a long wait, Zhang Chi finally finished school in the afternoon, but he began to face another problem: what exactly is his identity now? Who are his parents? How many siblings does he have?

Zhang Chi blinked his small eyes again, appearing somewhat dazed. The first thought that crossed his mind was whether this was a trap. Were those immortals deliberately creating an illusion to deceive him?

Throughout the afternoon, Zhang Chi was diligently gathering all available information

Zhang Chi widened his eyes and opened his mouth wide, seeing so many crosses and circles written above in a chaotic manner, he did not understand what it meant

What frustrates him the most is his height, which is now a whole head shorter than before! In the past, he was at least a tall and handsome figure in the heavenly realm, looking down upon the existence of all beings. But now, he finds himself looking up at almost everyone, and with this change in perspective, the world he sees is completely different.

The name and gender are both correct, but the photo is too unattractive. Although I couldn't be called handsome in the past, I could at least be considered fair-looking. Now, however, everything is ruined by being overweight.

What just hit my face was a palm-sized felt eraser, covered in white powder, and it was this thing that choked me

The white mist soared, and powder scattered in all directions. Zhang Chi was solidly struck in the face by this magical artifact. Fortunately, his skin was thick enough that he did not feel any pain; he only coughed twice due to the choking white smoke, and a burst of laughter erupted around him

None of the celestial beings in the heavenly court spoke on his behalf, truly reflecting the coldness of the world and the indifference of the celestial heart

I am sorry, teacher, it is my fault, I have let down your expectations, I am sorry!

Tai Bai Jin Xing, the whisk that you cherish so much is a gift from me. How many days and nights have I risked being beheaded to secretly gather the tails of celestial steeds to craft this one-of-a-kind whisk for you? Damn it, I may not have any merit, but I certainly have my share of toil.

"Zhang Chi! Stand up!" the teacher shouted angrily

Did you hear me when I told you to stand up

Zhou Liangmin glared at him and said, "Do not bully others." He turned to Zhang Chi and said, "Zhang Chi, ignore him, let us go home."

While organizing his backpack, his deskmate took advantage of his inattention to stick a note behind him. Just as he had succeeded, an angry voice scolded: "Hou Boping, what are you doing? Are you bullying Zhang Chi again?"

Zhang Daxian, after losing his moral integrity due to excessive drinking at a banquet celebrating his promotion, was subjected to severe punishment by the Heavenly Court, resulting in a heavy sentence of lifelong deprivation of his celestial status, permanent disqualification from employment, and banishment to the mortal realm, left to fend for himself.

Zhang Chi raised his chubby little hand, wiped away the drool from the side of his mouth, and sat down, only to find that he had sat on empty space, landing directly on the ground. His bulky body knocked over the tables and chairs, creating quite a commotion, which naturally led to uproarious laughter from the entire room

The more he thought about it, the more he felt a deep sense of grief and indignation, culminating in a roar that erupted from the depths of his heart

Teacher Sun pointed to the equation on the blackboard and asked, "Have you been paying attention in class? Did you hear what I was talking about?"

Like a little monkey, the deskmate quietly patted Zhang Chi's thigh under the desk and whispered, "Quick, stand up, Teacher Sun is really angry"

Opening his eyes, he saw a beam of light. A flying sword? It didn't seem like it! What kind of celestial treasure is this? Is it Guang Chengzi's Heaven-Overturning Seal? I must dodge! Zhang Chi wanted to make a dodging move, but his actions clearly could not keep up with his thoughts.

Tota Li Tianwang, the least honorable is you; even when you go to the toilet, you do not forget to show off, yet you forget who helped you pass the toilet paper

Zhang Chi blinked his small eyes, still seeing golden stars in front of him. Suddenly, a series of values appeared in his mind: Defense Power 10,000. For a moment, he couldn't quite understand what it meant. While he was pondering this question, another series of values emerged: Intelligence Quotient -250.

The celestial vein was severed, and I was expelled from the Southern Heavenly Gate, plummeting directly down to the mortal realm

Do not be deceived by her wearing glasses with a thousand degrees; her technique and strength are controlled to perfection. In this fifty-square-meter classroom, whenever she makes a move, she hits the target every time.

"Zhang Chi, what is going on? Is Hou Boping playing tricks on you?" Teacher Sun asked loudly

Teacher Sun saw that his attitude was so sincere, and her anger subsided somewhat. She sighed and said, "Sit down and reflect properly."

He stood up from the ground and said with a smile, "It was my own carelessness, it has nothing to do with him"

Listening to advice leads to a full meal, after all, as a newcomer, I am still unclear whether this place is a realm of humans or a realm of demons, so it is best to patiently observe the situation before making any decisions

Hou Boping disdainfully remarked: "Zhou Liangmin, meddling again, are you?"

Bang

His ability to adapt to various situations in dealing with people has always been his strong suit, and he immediately bowed deeply.

Zhang Chi's anger instantly surged; he clearly remembered that the chair was right behind him. Without a doubt, it must have been his mischievous deskmate, who was like a little monkey, deliberately playing tricks on him. With your small stature, I could easily slap you out of the Southern Heavenly Gate.

Zhang Chi realized that he had arrived in a completely unfamiliar environment, having become a completely unfamiliar person. Apart from the name Zhang Chi, he could no longer find any trace of connection to his past.

Zhang Chi is not a person without temper. After being cast down from the Heavenly Palace, he is filled with resentment. However, having just suffered a great loss and now finding himself in an unfamiliar environment, reason tells him to understand the situation before making a decision, and to avoid acting impulsively.

Supreme Old Lord, I have served you for so many years, day and night, fanning the flames for you, concocting medicine and refining elixirs. During the three festivals and two birthdays each year, have I ever failed to bow and present gifts?

He found an old denim wallet, from which he pulled out several meal tickets and a crumpled ten yuan bill. What surprised him the most was a hard card, with the back printed with a resident identity card, and the front displaying his photo along with detailed personal information.

As Zhang Chi was about to get up and slap, he noticed that his attack power was zero. He wasn't mistaken; his attack power was indeed zero. What frustrated him even more was that his body's defense was only one, a stark contrast to the resilience of his physique and face.

Every beginning is difficult, and Zhang Chi decided to return home according to the address above, as he at least needed a place to stay that could provide food and shelter

A turtle is drawn on the note, along with the four insulting words "Ninja Turtles"

Zhang Chi rubbed his sore bottom after the fall. Although his anger was rising, his emotional intelligence, honed over a thousand years of hard work, surprisingly kept his emotions in check

Hou Boping appeared somewhat guilty, secretly glancing at him. The group of classmates also looked at Zhang Chi with a strange expression, sensing that he seemed a bit different today compared to his usual self

Zhang Chi then realized that he was sitting in a bright, square room, surrounded by a group of young boys and girls dressed in peculiar outfits and sporting strange hairstyles.

Hou Boping was taken aback. Zhang Chi raised his head and saw a tall and slender youth striding towards them, glaring at Hou Boping with anger. Upon reaching Zhang Chi's side, he extended his hand and pulled the note off Zhang Chi's back.

I know you do not understand, but I truly do not know how you can be so unambitious. You are in your graduating class, which is the most critical stage of your life. You are giving up on yourself, and while I can overlook you sleeping in class, do not let it affect others.

My physique has noticeably become bulky, and I have unfortunately turned into a fat person. When I stand up, my belly accidentally touches the desk, causing the legs of the desk to scrape against the floor, producing a harsh sound.

Heaven above, are you playing with me? Can't you at least be a bit more balanced? Zhang Chi weighed his current strength in his heart; a true hero does not suffer immediate losses. How can one not bow their head under someone else's roof? I will endure and clarify the situation before taking action