Chapter 8, Sprite with MSG, the more you drink, the happier you become

From Wei Zi, I gained valuable experience, and I felt as if I had been reborn. It was like a farmer finally defeating the landlord, with my lips curling up in a broad smile. The feeling was exhilarating, and I walked as if I were about to take flight.

I exclaimed "Get lost!" when suddenly Wei Zi remembered something and excitedly shouted, "Haven't we always been curious whether Sprite mixed with MSG is actually a spring tonic?"

When I arrived at the bottom of my building, I happened to run into my mother. She curiously asked me if I had found some money. I replied that it was nothing and hurried home. I opened the refrigerator and took out a large bottle of Sprite, then went to the kitchen and added a spoonful of monosodium glutamate into it. Watching the monosodium glutamate slowly dissolve in the Sprite, my mood was one of pure joy, excitement, and pride

I was amused; how dare you disrespect your brother? This is simply outrageous

It seems that Zhou Xiaoyu is in a good mood today, having also changed into a rather beautiful dress. I have seen this dress in the Vivi magazine; it is quite expensive.

However, I quite like this suggestion

I am extremely happy, you little rascal, I tease you with pictures and books, but after all, you are still just a simpleton.

I mentioned to my mother that I was going out to find Wei Zi, and this time I must ensure that Zhou Xiao Yu is thoroughly defeated

After washing my face, I was just about to head back when I saw an acquaintance. The effects of the alcohol instantly faded somewhat; it was Zhou Xiaoyu.

I originally had no secrets from Wei Zi, so I shared with him what had happened over the past couple of days. After listening, Wei Zi laughed heartily and patted my shoulder vigorously, saying, "Brother, I have always been worried about whether you would lose your virginity as a man, but it seems I have no need to worry about you at all. Although you do not have the qualifications to be a playboy, you can definitely become a qualified pervert."

Upon arriving at the restroom, I washed my face and felt a bit amused. Why on earth was I thinking about Zhou Xiaoyu at this moment? I do not like her; in fact, I dislike her. How could I possibly have any feelings for her?

I still quite enjoy watching Japanese romantic adult films and anime, where if the male protagonist learns a woman's unspeakable secret, he can do as he pleases; just thinking about it makes it hard for me to resist

Damn, as I looked at the shameless smile on Wei Zi's face while reading the book, it was truly too brazen

Then I saw the Sprite in my hand, well, I am

Wei Zi looked at me disdainfully and said, "A woman is just a basin of water; stir it a bit and won't she start to ripple?"

Damn it, she truly is my biological sister. Someone like me can only go to the Clover specialty store to buy a few T-shirts to wear, while her one dress could buy me ten of them. Just as I was about to say something, Zhou Xiaoyu said to me, "I won't play with you today; I have to attend our middle school reunion. We'll continue our conversation when I get back."

I indeed find it reasonable. Looking at Wei Zi, I asked with a smile, "Do you mean we should make a bottle of Sprite with monosodium glutamate as a spring tonic for Zhou Xiaoyu to drink and see how she reacts?"

As I pondered, I found myself smiling foolishly; this time, without the psychological burden, I fell asleep more easily, and I slept until nine o'clock the next morning before getting up

Moreover, Wei Zi is much more indulgent than I am. I believe that if I were to switch identities with Wei Zi right now, Zhou Xiao Yu might already be lying in Wei Zi's arms.

Just as I was eagerly waiting to give Zhou Xiaoyu this Sprite, she finally came down from the building. When she saw me grinning foolishly, she shot me a glare.

When it was time to sing at the Dafuhao in the evening, Wei Zi really brought over a few beautiful girls, all of whom had just graduated this year and would be going to university in the second half of the year. Upon hearing that I would only be entering my third year of high school in the second half of the year, they all laughed and insisted that I call them "senior sisters," which made me feel quite awkward

After speaking, Zhou Xiaoyu left, seemingly afraid that I would keep her and make her commit some act that would provoke the wrath of both gods and men

Of course, I will not be so despondent, but clearly, I cannot allow Zhou Xiaoyu to be too comfortable. Although I felt nervous inside while watching Zhou Xiaoyu put on a tough facade, I thought for a while and still could not figure out how to threaten her. Therefore, I decided to postpone it and give Zhou Xiaoyu one last pleasant evening.

After going out, I quickly ran to Wei Zi's house. Wei Zi was still asleep and I directly pulled him up from the bed. I hurriedly asked him how to deal with a woman who seemed quite cold but was actually quite flirtatious. Wei Zi suddenly woke up and said, "Others may not know, but I do. You are now siblings with Zhou Xiao Yu. The woman you mentioned, who seems quite cold but is actually very flirtatious, wouldn't it be Zhou Xiao Yu?"

Since there is no opportunity now, I do not want to waste time at home. Since I have already woken Wei Zi up, I might as well go out and have fun with him.

I went to Wei Zi's house again. After some discussion between the two of us, we decided to first go to Wenzhou Paradise for some fun, and then return to Ruian in the evening to sing karaoke at Da Fu Hao. He will find a few beautiful girls to join us for some excitement

Wei Zi had quite a bit to drink and, taking advantage of the alcohol, directly pulled a girl into the restroom of the private room. Even a fool could tell what he intended to do. The other girls had also drunk enough, and one girl with big waves kept leaning against me. For some reason, all I could think about was that little vixen, Zhou Xiaoyu. I found myself not attracted to the girl in front of me at all, but fearing that if I rejected her, it would make things difficult for Wei Zi, I said I needed to use the restroom and went to the toilet and library.

When I woke up in the morning, I did not see Zhou Xiaoyu. I guess she is too upset to meet me. I am not worried, after all, the monk can run away, but the temple remains.

I touched my nose, gazing at Zhou Xiaoyu's silhouette, and wondered to myself, am I that kind of person

Wei Zi nodded vigorously, and I felt an overwhelming excitement in my heart, to the point where my hands and feet began to tremble. "But what if it really is a spring medicine?"

She is entering a private room with a rather handsome young man, chatting and laughing, appearing quite intimate

I thought about it and decided to let Zhou Xiaoyu go back first, and I would notify her tomorrow when I remember. This made Zhou Xiaoyu quite angry, but she clearly did not dare to act rashly since I had leverage over her, so she merely stomped her foot and left

Originally, I intended to refuse, but seeing Wei Zi's excited expression, I couldn't bring myself to say no. At worst, I could just avoid interacting with those women later.

After Zhou Xiaoyu left, I thought for half a day but still couldn't come up with a way to deal with her. I considered it and decided to discuss it with Weizi tomorrow. After all, when it comes to pranking people, Weizi's skills are far superior to mine.