Prologue, the most memorable moments of life.

I looked at him happily and said, "From now on, we are legal."

Action 5.

I... I feel it's necessary for me to say something. After holding it in for a long time, I finally managed to say, "I'm not afraid of trouble!"

It's annoying when you glare at me fiercely: "I'm afraid, so please don't trouble me."

It's all in romance novels.

I and Annoying entered the school police station. The bored police uncle asked warmly, "What business do you have?"

In my mind filled with romantic fantasies, confession, proposal, and marriage are the three most memorable moments in a woman's life. They should be romantic enough to be remembered until old age, and can still move her to tears when recalled.

"You said today is a good day? Which almanac are you looking at?" I was puzzled.

Did you sign the contract for the job?

... ... It has been a long time since there was any movement. I thought he had fallen asleep again. I was about to hang up the phone and continue sleeping when he suddenly spoke. His voice was clear and pure like water: "Wait until I graduate from graduate school."

However, art always transcends life.

On June 13, 2003, I remember this date very clearly because it was my birthday.

I almost forgot!

I continue to work hard: "You just don't want me anymore, you just don't want to marry me anymore! If you don't want me, you should have said it earlier. There is a line of spare tires waiting for me behind me, and there are a few that I have high hopes for. I am worried that I won't have a chance to personally investigate..."

The police officer gave me and my annoying friend a deep look and sighed to himself, saying, "Ah, these students nowadays are in such a rush to get married, only to end up divorcing later. What a hassle!"

... ...

The summer vacation of 2006, on a morning whose exact date I cannot recall.

However, I like it!

Based on his annoyingly heavy nasal voice, he was probably awakened by a phone ringtone. The question was concise and to the point: "What's the matter?"

Confessing my feelings was my doing, proposing was my doing, just when I thought that getting married would also require me to take the initiative, an unexpected event occurred, suddenly leaving me no time to even brush my teeth or wash my face.

Action 1.

行。

This person's biggest flaw is that when they speak sweet words, you can never taste the sweetness!

As I clumsily unclogged the drain, he complained about my hair falling out too much. He warned me not to stay up writing novels until dawn and insisted that I must sleep before midnight every night to take care of his health and serve him until old age and death.

Perhaps in the eyes of many people, our marriage seems hasty, without the symbol of eternal love, the diamond ring, and without the blessings of relatives and friends. But we have love, and we have the most beautiful vision for the future. Our hearts are filled with happiness!

His hands are always warm, warming my heart.

No, we are going to get our marriage certificate.

Really?! No need to change clothes, let's go.

The legendary fresh flowers, candlelight, Western cuisine, diamond rings... and even kneeling?

Think now!

Don't you know? I thought I had made it clear enough.

Action 2.

I deeply feel that my mother's teachings are correct, so I reached out and picked up the annoying phone on the bedside table to make a call.

On a certain day in 2007, I completely cannot remember the date.

Lesson One of "Love Secrets".

Ahーー

Amidst a slight drunkenness, the emotional entanglement in my heart for a small romance has erupted once again.

Isn't it a good day when you don't have to queue?

I was oppressed by the heavy atmosphere to the extreme, and impulsively invited the annoying person to go to the bar for a drink.

The annoyance is never as tender as the male protagonist in a romantic novel, who is as gentle as water. He gave me a cold glance and said, "Go get the trash can."

Rest assured, I will persist in teasing you for a lifetime.

Years later, when I had a profound understanding of him to the core, I finally understood: there is a kind of love called - I never say "I love you", but no matter what, as long as you can say it, I can do it.

It is said that today is an auspicious day for marriage, but not for other activities," he said.

Action 4.

What are you going to do?

It's annoying when someone interrupts me directly: "Go change your clothes, let's go to the school police station."

Um... Where did I stop just now?

This is the most memorable moment of this lifetime !

Oh Xin Xin, you're already 26 years old. When are you getting married? Look at Little X, who is the same age as you. Their child is already old enough to buy soy sauce. And then look at Little Y, who is three years younger than you and getting married in a couple of days. You should start thinking about it seriously!

Laughing foolishly, I walked out of the Civil Affairs Bureau's service hall. I was looking around, trying to find a bus stop. Suddenly, the annoying person in front of me grabbed my hand.

Go to the household registration office to obtain a residence permit.

Well... This statement is reasonable.

The two-month-long SARS outbreak and the upcoming graduation have made the entire campus seem immersed in a heavy sense of separation.

I say to the annoying person: "Now we are going our separate ways, and I just want to hear you say clearly to me: you don't like me, never liked me... then I can let go...".

He looked at me with satisfaction: "From now on, no matter how much I despise you, you will never have the opportunity to personally investigate others."

... ... I haven't thought about it.

Wash your face first!

In order to defuse the tense situation, I put on a romantic tone and sadly pointed at him, asking, "Do you dislike me? Do you not want me anymore?"

It's annoying to say that today is a good day. I thought the Civil Affairs Bureau's service hall must be crowded, but when I entered, I was shocked to find that there were only a few scattered people handling procedures.

Action 3.

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

My mother immediately called to inform everyone she knew, while I pulled the blanket over me and went back to sleep.

Uh...

I am still feeling sleepy, so let's get straight to the point: "When do you plan to marry me?"

Women can be confused about anything, except for choosing a husband. This is a matter that cannot be taken lightly, because if you choose the wrong one, you will never have the chance to choose again. Even if you can choose again, at most you will only be able to choose the least rotten one from a bunch of bad persimmons.

Under the guidance of the staff, I efficiently filled out the forms, took photos, and obtained the marriage certificate. I was so delighted that I couldn't stop smiling while holding the bright red booklet.

After a brief silence, the annoying person said, "What if I say... I like it?"

I was dreaming while hugging my blanket, and my mother started nagging in my ear again.

After I woke up and my mind became clear, I suddenly remembered an important thing - my sacred marriage proposal ceremony had ended!

Take a look, this person is so annoying, they never speak properly!

I... I feel like I've been deceived.

I have a headache. I drank too much alcohol, and my mind is a bit foggy. I can't figure out why he likes someone but only acts without speaking.

In the morning, I yawned and went to the bathroom.

I have liked you for a long time.

After hanging up the phone, I told my mother, "I will get married after I graduate from graduate school."

I am happy to answer: "Get a hukou."