Chapter 4, Part-time Immortal

This? You must be familiar with this. Ying Zhao picked up the ear scoop and muttered, "Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big..."

Alright. Ying Zhao's expression changed as he said, "I have finished speaking, now it is your turn to choose a suitable weapon."

Then why are you unable to exert your abilities while they can? I cannot understand this

I acknowledge that we bear a certain responsibility in this matter, but you must understand that we cannot interfere with anything in that world; this is the rule of the game. This is also why we need agents, and becoming an agent is not without its rewards.

However, these two fellows have truly become seasoned veterans in their craft, without asking for any reason. Bai Ze, who was responsible for the commentary, stepped back, and Ying Zhao, who was in charge of leading, stepped forward, transforming back into human form: "You have agreed, and there is no room for you to backtrack. I will open your heavenly eye immediately"

What is this ... ... ?" Siyuan picked up a sci-fi styled rifle: "Does this thing exist too ?"

Bai Ze's temper has improved significantly, but when faced with the somewhat naturally dazed Si Yuan, he felt a bit irritated. Fortunately, his thousands of years of cultivation allowed him to perfectly suppress his temper. He patiently said, "Let me put it simply: we need a human agent to capture those little fellows who should come here but are unwilling to do so."

Oh my...

"Do you not understand?" Baize awkwardly glanced at Siyuan and said, "Let me put it simply: this is the Immortal Realm, and where you are is the Mortal Realm. The Mortal Realm and the Immortal Realm are incompatible. When the energy contained within humans or other entities in the Mortal Realm reaches a certain level, they transcend the rules of that world. At this point, they should be brought to a higher space to play, bound by stricter rules. This is what you refer to as 'becoming an immortal.'"

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Why

Indeed

Siyuan pondered for a moment and asked, somewhat naively, "Can I choose both?"

That means they can also find me

What? Dazhuang? What does it mean

Then what about this... " Siyuan held up something that looked like an ear scoop: "What is this?"

Because there are good, lovely, kind, beautiful, and gentle demons, it is inevitable that you will develop feelings during this process. You have the final say on when to bring them in, and keeping them for a lifetime is not out of the question. However, the sword immortals kill one upon meeting, do you think they will spare you? Don't count on it. Either you take them down, or they take you down. Therefore, it is best not to engage with them; if you encounter someone looking for trouble, just avoid them. But the best approach is still not to be discovered. That's it.

Si Yuan did not hesitate much and readily agreed. Upon seeing Si Yuan, who had been so hesitant at first and was now so agreeable, Bai Ze and Ying Zhao could not help but exchange glances.

He was killed by those malevolent spirits, do you not wish to avenge him

In fact, it cannot be said that way; they can always see you, but very few supernatural beings will actively pay attention to an ordinary person, unless you possess a special constitution or hold a rare treasure. By the way, come here...

Ying Zhao was taken aback, looking at Si Yuan with surprise, and suddenly realized that he truly could not understand this young man, who was unexpectedly so astute and clever

When Da Zhuang was mentioned, Si Yuan appeared somewhat excited, and his voice unconsciously rose several notches: "Moreover, didn't you say he is your subordinate? Don't you have to take care of your subordinates?"

The young man has a keen eye; these two items should be the most understated yet luxurious. They can be likened to the Red Hare among horses, the Mercedes among cars, and the green tea among courtesans. These gloves are made from the skin shed by the goddess Nüwa, capable of directly attacking the spiritual consciousness. Once struck, the victim will fall into a state of weakness for several months, rendering them vulnerable to slaughter. As for this set of cards, it was personally illustrated by the Great Sage Qilin, featuring a total of 81,339 various spirit monsters from the Spirit Void Realm, the Jade Void Realm, Mount Buzhou, Mount Qishan, and Mount Kunlun. Each one can summon a physical entity, making them exceedingly powerful. However, its only drawback is that it requires essence blood as a medium. The stronger you are, the more formidable beings you can summon. If you reach the level of the Great Sage Qilin, you can summon ancient great demons. Generally speaking, one can only summon beings of the same level; otherwise, the body cannot withstand it. Additionally, one can only summon two or three times a day, or else the body will also be unable to cope.

It is quite strange that after stacking tens of thousands of cards, they are only the size of a regular deck of playing cards, and they are extremely light, almost imperceptible. Moreover, as soon as Siyuan focuses his thoughts, they will automatically appear in his hand

Reward? Grant me a death, ah?

Among this large array of weapons, the only two items that could finally catch Siyuan's eye are a pair of gloves and a deck of cards

"Now here are the cards you can play..." Ying Zhao scratched his head and said, "Please be careful. You must study the Huangdi Neijing diligently and thoroughly. As for confidentiality, it doesn't matter; after all, apart from you, no one else can see what is above."

Then, this guy continued speaking like a chatterbox: "Each system has only one agent. If you encounter one... just walk around it; otherwise, you rookie will be eaten clean to the bone. The hardest to deal with here are the Sword Immortals. They are the only system with multiple agents. These guys have too much blood on their hands, so don't associate with them, or they won't distinguish right from wrong."

This is really not acceptable

As soon as the words were spoken, hundreds to thousands of various pieces of equipment suddenly appeared around Lu Wu, floating in the air, ranging from slingshots to magnetic storm rifles, everything was present.

Can humans make an ordinary spoon, located thirty centimeters away from you, fly up?

Rules are rules, and they prevent us from exercising our abilities in that world, so we cannot act. Do you wish to avenge your brother

This ... ... I am afraid ... ... " Bai Ze gently shook his head: " The rules cannot be changed "

As the words fell, the weapons beside Ying Zhao vanished in an instant, leaving only a deck of gold-edged playing cards floating in front of Si Yuan. When Si Yuan reached out to touch it, the cards suddenly scattered, surrounding Si Yuan in a dense circle several times, and then began to spin rapidly. The various monsters in the ink wash style on the cards seemed to come to life, posing and waiting for attention on the card faces. After a short while, once the monster cards had finished their display, they transformed into a flurry of butterflies, all of which rushed into Si Yuan's clothing pockets.

Si Yuan tapped his head: "So complicated ... ... "

Si Yuan seemed to know what he was looking at, and helplessly spread his hands: "This is how it is portrayed in horror films; if you can see them, then naturally they can see you too"

With its words, a towering long staff appeared before Siyuan, with golden hoops at both ends and made of black iron in the middle; next to the hoops was inscribed a line of text: "Ruyi Jingu Bang, weighing 13,500 pounds"

Ying Zhao quietly pulled Si Yuan under the peach tree and lowered his voice to tell him: "As your direct superior, I cannot treat you unfairly. Although I cannot provide you with too much help, I can still offer you some information. First, for every task you complete, you will receive corresponding rewards, depending on the difficulty of the task. There are many possibilities here. If you manage to capture those big shots, you might even get a blood jade peach. Just think, a single lick could sustain you for three months without food. Imagine what would happen if you ate the whole thing. Second, generally speaking, we are not allowed to pass on certain skills from the celestial realm to mortals. However, given the current shortage of personnel and the recent incident involving your brother, I believe that if I open a backdoor for you, Lu Wu will turn a blind eye. Later, I will leave you a copy of the Huangdi Neijing. This is authentic, not some deceptive thing from a television advertisement. Moreover, this particular copy has been annotated by Lao Bai himself. I cannot say more, but you understand, practicing medicine sideways is indeed celestial arts.

This is the Gauss rifle, a kinetic energy weapon. This thing can turn a Kui Niu into beef jerky with a single shot. Don't ask me about the origins... This world is a collection of many worlds, filled with all sorts of bizarre and strange things.

If it is not done through tools, it may not be feasible

Can Da Zhuang be resurrected

Therefore, anything that violates the rules of your world can be categorized within it, as that world does not permit the existence of any so-called demons

Having spoken, Ying Zhao coughed twice and waved his hands: "Alright! From today onwards, you, Qi Siyuan, officially become a part-time immortal!"

Bai Ze was choked by Si Yuan for half a day and could not speak, but he managed to maintain his composure and after a while continued, "Immortality is not feasible, but you can freely choose either to become an immortal or to have maximum luck."

Bai Ze lightly bit her lip, her expression and demeanor exceedingly charming, causing Si Yuan to feel a wave of goosebumps.

At this moment, the strangely shaped auspicious creature slowly extended its head and softly replied, "It may not be possible for him to be resurrected in your place, but I can open a back door to allow him to reside eternally in the tranquil realm, which can be considered a form of resurrection"

If the Heavenly Eye is opened, can we find them?

To what extent is the energy?

Siyuan pondered for a long time, and suddenly Mengmeng raised her head to look at Baize: "Can't you all just go catch it yourselves?"

Well then... I will choose this deck of playing cards

Siyuan stared in astonishment at the Bai Ze before him, completely in a state of mental paralysis. Not to mention the complexity of the multiverse theory, just the sight of a handsome man dressed in ancient attire, elegantly waving a beautiful paper fan while passionately discussing Hawking and Marx's iron laws, was an overwhelming mental shock.

Then does that mean the atomic bomb also has to be brought in? I cannot obtain that

The world you see now and the world you inhabit do not exist within the same space-time continuum. Analyzing from a scientific perspective, these two worlds are parallel worlds with identical mass and gravity, yet differing in time and operational rules. They intersect but are not compatible, each following its own trajectory. From the cosmological viewpoints of Hawking and Marx, these two worlds are entirely equal; however, due to differing rules, the organisms that exist in this world are relatively more advanced than those in that world

Of course, it would be unrealistic to let Siyuan choose these seemingly formidable weapons. One can easily understand this; after all, if a person were to walk down the street carrying a Qinglong Yanyue Dao or a Gauss rifle, it is likely that they would not even encounter any monsters... but would first be subdued by the police with a dog-catching loop.

In fact, it is far from being that complicated