Chapter 1, what I want is a normal doll
There is also Garen, who has a robust physique. He glanced at me, and his deep voice made me shudder: "Everyone is here, then... the journey begins!"
Although it is quite beastly, I can only act recklessly for the sake of Xiao Ding Ding
If you want to fight, then go ahead! Even if I haven't eaten Xuanmai, I can't stop now!
Let me sort out my emotions
Healing Technique: Restores a small amount of health to an ally, with a 90% chance of failure. If it fails, it restores 1,000 health to the enemy
Oh?
At that moment, Garen looked at me earnestly and said: "From the instant you entered my nostrils, I could tell you were a strong person. In fact, this doll has already passed through the hands of hundreds, and many have simply given up. But you! You have shown me what courage and perseverance truly are! Come, let us fight together! You will die a glorious death! Oh, wait, no, you won't die!" You have shown me what courage and perseverance truly are! Come, let us fight together! You will die a glorious death! Oh, wait, no, you won't die!
One is a delicate and weak beauty, appearing very shy. She is wearing a loose-fitting wizard's robe, but I can also tell that she has a large bust. She is truly beautiful, and I suddenly feel like I have shrunk to 5.1 centimeters.
At that moment, the girl let out a heart-wrenching scream: "Oh no! A big rogue is tearing clothes apart in broad daylight! And it's a damn enoki mushroom!"
At this moment, all my anger has been released, I crawled forward towards the nostrils, and importantly...! ... I actually got in!
I took out the inflatable doll, and looking at its miserable appearance made me feel a bit nauseous. However, upon closer inspection, the aspect of the flower seems quite decent, so I decided to use it first before requesting a return
System prompt: Outstanding completion of the task! Targeting the same girl twice has already crossed the line of bestiality, reward of special class transfer! Reward of special class transfer! The original transfer to Dragon Blood Warrior has been canceled, reward transfer to Priest!
I quickly calmed my emotions, although the words of the system made me angry, I must protect my golden needle mushrooms
A voice of armor exudes an imposing presence, with a stylish crew cut, a stern countenance, and the great sword in hand! Is this not the power of Demacia from League of Legends?
Am I going to disappear? Am I going to another world? ... It seems so advanced ...
However, none of this can stop me! I have said it before, today I have eaten Xuanmai, and no one can hold me back!
Oh no!
I hurriedly touched it with my fingers, only to discover that it was actually glued together with 502!
What the hell! What is going on! What on earth is happening! The chrysanthemum is not intact! It is stiff!
Although it is quite beastly, I have no choice but to go all out for the sake of changing my career
I opened the door in confusion and happened to see a room inside, where a boy was crying to a raccoon: "Doraemon, Gian is bullying me again..."
Garen seemed to ignore my words and said earnestly: "You are my third partner; the other two are big-breasted and brainless girls. It is truly impossible to be without a man."
You have been chosen as the protagonist to save the world, congratulations, you will accompany me to another world where you will defeat the Dark Lord
"Why..." she began to speak, her tone tinged with a hint of tears, "How can you be so shameless! This is in the middle of the street! Please don't act recklessly!"
What kind of job transfer is this! This must be a ridiculous system! By the way, why have I been complaining all day!
Indeed, it is Shunfeng; this speed excites me immensely. Thinking about getting an inflatable doll, I have been living in a world of self-pleasure these past two days
Do not stop me, I am determined to buy an inflatable doll today, whoever tries to stop me will be dealt with! I simply cannot be halted!
At this moment, what I want to do is to quickly go out and find a girl to touch her bottom
I am astonished
I restrained my dizziness for a moment and then looked ahead, where three people were standing.
At that moment, a voice suddenly appeared in my mind: "Is it time to start the job transfer mission?"
I want to keep my enoki mushrooms
Although it sounds like something that would make me impressive in the future, I believe I cannot agree to it! Since childhood, my mother has taught me not to go with strangers, and I absolutely cannot agree!
Although it is our first meeting, I cannot help but feel the hormones within me upon seeing these two girls. I hurriedly rushed to their side and said with a smile, "My name is Chen Mengmeng, please take care of me, I am a pastor"
Although I usually have to be careful not to cut it while grooming, this is definitely not related to enoki mushrooms
I quietly took off my pants
I looked at my body in horror, only to realize that I am now completely naked
At that moment, my entire body lifted into the air, and a door appeared before me
I ... ? ... I have cursed the power of Demacia -- Garen
At least there are nostrils
In the moment when the system sound vanished, my body seemed to lose consciousness, and all I could see was the girl looking at me with a hint of astonishment
What! As a man, one should not fear any difficulties, let me fight alongside you! Brother! Sir! Biological father!
At this moment, the girl whom I had touched on the bottom had turned around, looking at me with a face full of anger, her quite attractive face seemingly on the verge of distorting!
I am Chen Mengmeng, a man who stands at a height of 1.8 meters, possessing strong pectoral muscles and an eight-pack abdomen
You are deceiving me! You clearly just said that I would die very gloriously!
I still need to complete my summer homework for elementary school, I said politely
When I saw my inflatable doll, I was already in pieces!
At this moment, Garen asked me: "Have you learned the skill? What is the first skill?"
I hurried towards the nearest girl to me and directly reached out my hand to touch her
Garen seemed quite satisfied with my attitude. He said to me: "Now you already have a system in your mind. You will need to change your profession before you can come to the other world. At that time, the system will guide you here. Alright, I will take my leave now. You can activate the system by yourself."
Justice relies either on the law or on force
In the midst of my extreme anger, I was suddenly enveloped in light, which formed a pure white robe around me. I looked around in confusion and discovered that it was actually a priest's robe
What is the matter with that slack body!
System prompt: Sorry, the spatial rift has turned into a portal, reopening now
Ah ...! ... Oh my! Just give me my original job transfer, please!
Yes. I agreed without hesitation
Suddenly, an intense feeling of dizziness overwhelmed me, akin to the nausea experienced while traveling by car, and my vision began to blur, the scene shifting before my eyes
Your mouth has become deformed, your body has become slack, and you even stuck your flower together! I have completely turned into a Spartan!
So flexible
A couple of days ago, I purchased a Aoi Sora version of an inflatable doll, and today it has finally been delivered.
This ... ...
How ... ...
What kind of logic is this
This is not related to enoki mushrooms! This is not related to enoki mushrooms!
But I can no longer manage so much
Today, I can no longer hold back; I feel as though the hormones within me have completely erupted! It is as if I have consumed Xuanmai, and no one can stop me!
A village appeared before me, and when I came to my senses, I was not in the air, but on a piece of land
Ah ... ... Ah ... ... Ah, what the heck!
Ah ...! ... This system is clearly unreliable
What does this mean
Eh? Is there still talk of skills? ... I quickly checked, and then ...! ... And then I was completely Spartan!
At this moment, I chose to approach the girl's bottom in the style of Kato Takashi. Although the girl kept slapping me in the face, all I could focus on was the sensation in my hands
This is simply second-hand! And it's fresh second-hand goods, are you kidding me? The seller is deliberately trying to mess with me, aren't they!
Having said that, Garen vanished before my eyes
I know I have gone a bit too far, but I must hold on!
The aloof beauty said indifferently: "Li Qianqian"
Just as I was comforting myself, a sudden beam of light emanated from my nostrils, and I was so startled that I quickly took a step back
A deep voice emanated from the doll's nasal cavity
At this moment, Garen looked at me like a phantom and said in a deep voice, "Young man, you have been chosen by me"
What the heck, I ordered a Aoi version of the inflatable doll, but instead, I received a big-mouthed monster, what is going on!
So soft
System prompt: The action of touching the bottom is not lewd enough, task failed! Please use a lewd manner to touch the bottom within the remaining time
Oh? Is she from an island nation? I suddenly became 5.2 centimeters! So excited! So excited!
I bought an inflatable doll - then all three holes became unusable - so I used the nostril - and then Galen came out from the nostril - and asked me to go save a world
The priest's robe is quite stylish, with "Owe money, pay back" written on the left side and "Return your damn money" on the right side. I made an effort to pull it up to see the back and found a large character "Obscene" written on it.
Job Change Task: Please do not act recklessly! Within half an hour, go out and touch a girl's bottom; if successful, you may change jobs. If you fail, your little buddy will be shortened by five centimeters! System malfunction! System malfunction! Due to the system owner having only three centimeters, the penalty will be changed to a reduction of three centimeters!
One is a stunningly attractive woman with a curvaceous figure. Her expression is quite indifferent, yet she looks exceptionally beautiful in her tight-fitting outfit, causing my three-centimeter little friend to instantly become five centimeters.
Indeed, this door has appeared out of thin air, as if beckoning me to step through it
The previous owner was truly sharp!
What is the matter with those strange types of milk mentioned above
Ah... Ah... Ah, what the heck!
What!
At this moment, the scene before me changed once again. A teleportation array appeared beneath my feet; indeed, this is a pentagram teleportation array, which I had seen before in a game.
No more delays! I hurriedly rushed out of the house and onto the street. There are many girls on the street now, and I could casually touch the bottom of any girl I come across
I directly revealed a lewd smile, then reached towards the girl's bottom; she was shocked, she could not believe it
Wow, just looking at the packaging outside gives off a very high-end appearance, prompting me to quickly open it up and take a look
I exclaimed in astonishment: "What? What has been selected."
And the delicate and gentle beauty softly said: "Please take care of me... I... I am Sakano Miko."