Chapter 005: On Heroes

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Tai Xu Zi looked bewildered and said, "I don't know"

Everything should be arranged by you, my younger brother. Before we part, I have a question: from whom did you learn your skills?

"Do not be offended; if you are not the one slandering my mother, I could teach you a few tricks that would ensure you are regarded as a living deity for half a year or more"

Is there still a choice? Although Tai Xuzi does not believe in the poison of the Four No's, the idea of truly becoming an immortal is somewhat tempting. Observing this young man’s adeptness in rummaging through his bag and his familiarity with various dining utensils, it is likely that there is some truth to his words... My stomach is upset again...

This poison was concocted by a master of the martial arts of our dynasty, Ouyang Feng, who resides in the White Camel Mountain of the Western Regions, taking forty-nine days to prepare it. It is a colorless and odorless poison that kills invisibly and is known as the nameless poison. Ouyang asked: "Does Ouyang Feng know who it is?"

Tai Xuzi praised, "There is reason in what you say, but unfortunately there is no good wine at hand; otherwise, after listening to your words, I would certainly indulge in a grand toast"

Deception can be categorized into passive and active forms. When people encounter something they do not understand, the use of supernatural explanations emerges, which is passive. Conversely, when individuals create confusion and people seek answers, the act of providing supernatural explanations is active. Active deception is easier to see through, while passive deception is harder to detect. Only the combination of active and passive methods constitutes the most perfect form of deception. Ouyang pointed to himself and said, "I will help you create a divine persona, but you must promise me that you will not harm others again"

It makes sense; the investment is small, the cost is low, and the returns are high. It is much better than Lü Buwei.

Tai Xu Zi said: "Now I have a question, are you not afraid that I will tell your uncle or others about what you have done"

My uncle is the clan leader

Tai Xuzi gave a bitter smile, saying, "This is not a human; this is an ancient spirit: 'If the young master has any instructions, I shall comply.'"

"What is going on, I know better than you." Ouyang said: "You now have two paths to choose from. The first path is to clear my mother's name, and I will reward you with one hundred wen, along with making you a living immortal. The second path is that I will throw you on the road and let you die from poisoning"

Ouyang replied: "My master is a hermit of the rivers and lakes, and has commanded me not to reveal his identity in the slightest. I apologize!"

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Is there any reason that deception does not harm others

"Aren't you afraid I might turn against you?" Tai Xuzi, while exerting himself, did not forget his own curiosity

An old man and a young boy were discussing heroes amidst the reeds, sharing a sense of mutual appreciation. Ouyang was greatly enlightened by Tai Xuzi's talk of folk remedies and other matters. Meanwhile, Tai Xuzi held deep respect for Ouyang's logical organization.

There is no need for formality between us. Take care, my brother

To say that Lü Buwei is a master of deception would not be entirely accurate; in fact, his methods are fraught with loopholes, and many are aware of this. If it were not for a stroke of luck, he likely would not have achieved great success. Tai Xuzi remarked: "If we are to speak of the ancestors of deception, it must be Zhang Yi. His strategy of alliance and separation is truly unparalleled in the world; it is genuine skill and true heroism."

"Please do not laugh at me, I am just trying to make a living," said Tai Xu Zi with a face full of flattery

My cousin is a county lieutenant, equivalent to the director of the public security bureau

"If I haven't returned home by noon, a little ghost will inform my uncle that I have been abducted by a Taoist named Tai Xu Zi."

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When it comes to deception, it must be Chen Sheng and Wu Guang. Ouyang Dao said: "Using fish bellies to conceal characters, they called upon a hundred responses"

No, my brother. When it comes to deception, Liu Bang is the master. He released prisoners, beheaded the White Serpent, and even used an old woman to claim that the son of the Red Emperor had killed her son, the White Serpent. As a result, the story spread widely, and even to this day, many people still believe it without question. " Tai Xu Zi continued, "He deceived the world.

"That requires someone to believe it." Ouyang chuckled, "If you really say that, I guarantee I have ways to make others think you are an idiot"

Tai Xu Zi wiped his sweat

"Ha! You still brought the book of charms, are you just trying to make a last-minute effort?" Ouyang Yue could only smile bitterly as he flipped through it. This person was utterly unprofessional, even the talisman paper was counted in stacks. How could someone like this be living a wealthy life? ... Look at how professional modern monks are, running Buddhist academies and associations, with an already internationalized management, and even preparing to go public...

Do you not feel that the sensation is both fiery and icy in your eyes?

"Poisoning?" Tai Xuzi asked with a pale face: "What kind of poisoning?"

Ouyang's Hand Crossbow: "A weapon in the hands of a villain is a deadly tool, while in the hands of a good person, it is a righteous instrument. For instance, if you attribute the title of a 'broom star' to a bully, it is indeed a good deed. If you see a pair of orphans and a widow, you might say, 'This child is a descendant of the XX star, destined to shine brightly in the future.' Perhaps it is because of your words that they can survive and indeed achieve something. Even if it turns out otherwise later, you can still say, 'What a pity that the world is filled with impurities, what a pity, what a pity!" Perhaps it is because of your words that they can survive and indeed achieve something. Even if it turns out otherwise later, you can still say, 'What a pity that the world is filled with impurities, what a pity, what a pity!"

Tai Xuzi immediately complied, feeling a sense of wonder in his heart. What was so remarkable about Gan Luo becoming a minister at the age of fourteen? This ten-year-old child was truly skilled in deceiving someone from afar to eliminate him. Observing this method, with its ruthless and cunning nature, it was likely the work of a seasoned old thief. However, he was also astute, knowing that since Ouyang had not killed him, he would certainly not meet his own demise.

"One does not speak falsehoods in the presence of a true person." Tai Xu Zi said with embarrassment, "That is my father"

"Please excuse my shortcomings." Ouyang stood up and said, "Next, I will rely on you, my dear brother."

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The beard is fake, the hair is fake, even the compass needle is broken. Ouyang sighed as he rummaged through the package: I don't know if the common people are too ignorant or if you are too cunning, neglecting even the tools for eating, only thinking about cheating money

Pull it, pull it! Ouyang, put away the crossbow

Occasionally, one must also sacrifice in the name of profit. When the first round of book sales does not yield a profit, it signifies the potential for greater earnings in the second round. Once you have established enough reputation, you can elevate yourself from a wandering Taoist to a certain true person, entrusted with certain powers by a certain deity. This is the grand art of deception.

Tai Xuzi, with a look of grievance, said: "Young man, it was your uncle and the villagers of the Ou family who called your mother a broom star. Who could have predicted that your father would die right after she was born? Look, so many people are gossiping behind her back... Am I not just following public sentiment?"

"My distant uncle." Ouyang did not lie about this; his distant uncle is indeed named Ouyang Feng: "Have you made up your mind?"

Oh! So it is a case of inheriting the family business. Ouyang suddenly realized that as long as he moved his throat a bit, along with a wig, fake beard, and a Taoist hat, he could easily conceal most of his features. Moreover, since this person was not staying in one place, it was normal for everyone not to notice any significant changes.

Tai Xu Zi wept profusely: "Did I not think this was a normal phenomenon after diarrhea?"

There is a question I would like to ask you. Ouyang, with a hint of curiosity, inquired: "Looking at your skin, you appear to be around thirty years old, but why do the elders say they saw you wandering around fifty years ago?"

Brother, take it slow; it should be smooth after just two more times