Chapter 0004: Logic as Absurd as Excrement

Bang

Woof, woof

He was taken aback for a moment, thinking to himself that he hadn't bought anything in the past few days, could it possibly belong to Tan Xiaoguang

At this moment, the Doberman on the opposite side revealed its fierce demeanor, barking incessantly at the Teddy dog, causing the small one to desperately burrow into the woman's embrace

Like registering for a medical appointment, he led Bajie to the outpatient area

Its face resembles that of a fox, with white fur from the lower abdomen to the face, yellow fur from the eyes to the back, and a relatively short tail that curls up like a pom-pom

Knock knock knock

A dog started barking here, and soon all the surrounding dogs joined in, creating a continuous chorus of barks

Wang

Dog Doesn't Care

Suddenly, a voice emerged from inside the box

I am now going to open the cage, do not bite me

Lin Yue patted Ba Dun on the neck, signaling it to come a little closer. The woman tentatively reached out her hand and scratched near its chin.

The Akita dog whimpers softly.

Tan Xiaoguang is a roommate of his, currently working at an event planning company. A couple of days ago, he received a good case and went out of town, and has not returned yet.

Lin Yue took the cage out of the cardboard box, looked at the listless dog wagging its tail, squatted down beside it and contemplated for a moment, then went into the kitchen and poured some water into a plastic takeout container before bringing it back to the living room

It was as if an invisible magical whirlwind swept through the corridor, silencing all the dogs that had just been barking

Pill

As Lin Yue walked back to the front of the cage, he noticed a detail: a wooden sign hung beneath the dog's neck, which bore no information other than a character resembling the uppercase Chinese character "八".

What is this thing, it is quite heavy

As soon as the words were spoken, the dog seemed to understand, its licking action becoming lighter and slower, and no more water spilled outside

Wuwu ... ...

The female nurse's expression changed slightly, and she did not utter a word, turning her head and retreating into the consultation room, not daring to come out again

Lin Yue was about to say something when the silly one suddenly dashed over, lunged forward, and pinned him down on the sofa, giving him a thorough licking

Wuwu ... ...

Schrödinger

Lin Yue pushed the lunch box inch by inch to the front of the cage, then stood up and walked to the side of the cardboard box, looking back and forth for a while but could not find the label recording the sender's information

The dog in the cage barked twice

It tilted its head and barked softly

This is not intended to bring you back...

The woman in front is in her thirties, wearing a knitted cardigan, and exudes a strong scent of perfume. In her arms, she holds a brown-haired teddy bear dog that seems to dominate the world and the air, with its black, bean-like eyes fixed unblinkingly on the fierce Doberman across from her

Woof, woof

He clearly completed the task regarding the police dog Xiaotian in "Operation Mekong". As for the breed, it should be a German Shepherd. However, the system rewarded him with a silly and cute Akita dog. This nonsensical logic is just ridiculous!

Lin Yue felt annoyed and shot a fierce glare at the Doberman across from him

Not like it? Lin Yue thought for a moment: "Dog Egg?"

From the expressions on the faces of those people in the corridor, it seems that they also do not understand why things have turned out this way

Why are you so concerned about so many things

Don't bite me...

Dog Shenger

Seven Little Ones

Woof, woof

"At the start, just a dog, and all the equipment is picked up?" He dodged while frantically rubbing the dog's head

The dog resembled a firecracker that had suddenly gone silent, drooping its eyelids and lowering its head, shrinking beneath the chair and too afraid to move

The sound of rushing water

The female nurse walked out with a displeased expression. She had intended to ask the people outside to manage their pets and make them quiet, but unexpectedly, the situation took a turn, and those dogs suddenly fell silent

JOJO

He was so frightened that he took several steps back, instinctively gripping the scissors tightly in his hand. At that moment, he suddenly noticed that one side of the cardboard box was riddled with holes, and it seemed that something inside was moving

What happened

The sound of water coming from behind pulled his thoughts back; he turned his head and saw that the fool's tongue had stirred the water in the lunch box, spilling it all over the place

Lin Yue opened the door, and in front stood a man dressed in black work clothes, with the brim of his hat pulled down low.

Woof, woof

Lin Yue suddenly remembered the reward for completing the novice task, the skill "Animal Friend"

Early the next morning, Lin Yue left home with eight tons, as the tasks for today were rather complicated

The dog struggled for a while, kicking its hind legs and managing to squeeze its head out of the cage. It then stood on the floor, shaking its body, and its previously messy fur became much more presentable.

No, Badun is a dog

Nana

Lin Yue felt that its appearance was somewhat familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere before

Please slow down, as the person dragging behind is me

Who on earth has nothing better to do than to send themselves a dog? How did a living creature pass through security checks?

The dog in the cage is an Akita, which is not commonly kept in the country, and it is relatively expensive, costing several thousand yuan to purchase one

When he returned to the living room, the dog had already finished the water in the food container, and judging by the wagging of its tail, its condition was improving

Is this Mr. Lin Yue? The courier handed over the receipt and pen in his hand and said: Please sign here

Wuwu ... ...

Oh, is this an Akita? It is well-behaved, what is its name?

Lin Yue pondered for a moment, then got up and walked into his room. He opened his laptop to conduct a search and finally found some information about the dog.

Lin Yue gently grasped the dog tag around its neck and said, "How about we give it a new name?"

Thus, the entire world fell silent

Isn't it...? ... This is called the friendship of animals? Clearly, it is the gaze of natural enemies

"Here they come, here they come, stop knocking." Lin Yue said with some impatience, thinking to himself that this person was really annoying, especially knocking on the door while he was studying the system

Wishing you a pleasant life. After saying this, the courier turned and left, quickly disappearing from sight

Alright, I shall call you Badu.

Opposition is invalid

The door of the outpatient room is pushed open from the inside

Lin Yue sat down next to the left chair, while Ba Dun squatted on the floor, curiously observing its kind.

Who exactly sent a dog to me?

Mysterious courier, a package without a sender's address, a simple wooden tag ...? ... Could it be an extra reward sent to itself by the system?

The brown-haired teddy bear in the woman's arms let out a protest roar

Lin Yue took a deep breath, mustered his courage, and walked over to carefully open the cardboard box

What a terrible delivery service, not even afraid of suffocating the dog in this hot weather

Lin Yue rubbed Ba Dun's head and said, "Ba Dun."

He directed his experimental mindset towards other pet dogs

Barton's eyes sparkled with excitement, as if saying, "Yes, there, that's the spot, a little harder, oh... you have scratched my itch."

Whether it is the elderly woman with her eyes closed in meditation, the young man engrossed in his mobile phone, or the woman discussing celebrity gossip, they all divert their attention to the outside world, exchanging bewildered glances at the strange occurrences before them, filled with confusion

Isn't Patton a general

Lin Yue sat in front of the computer desk for a long time, and finally decided to adopt the dog. If the landlady disagreed, he would simply move out.

Inside is a cage, where a half of a dog's head can be faintly seen, its mouth slightly open, tongue hanging out, looking at him pitifully

Could it be that there are ghosts

sausage

He remembered that Fenglin Road had many pet supply stores. After getting off the car and walking less than 200 meters, he indeed saw a pet hospital on the left side of the street, with a striking sign in white letters on a black background.

Is this the sound of a dog barking

... ...

Eh?

At this moment, the Akita dog stopped, its eyes filled with confusion

Lin Yue, filled with deep confusion, carried the box into the room and took out scissors to cut the sealing tape.

The first task is to take the eight-ton pet to the veterinary hospital for vaccinations and to obtain a pet certificate The second task is to visit the antique market to assess the market situation, preferably to liquidate that Saint-Gaudens double eagle coin

The woman said, "May I touch it?"

At the breakfast stall by the entrance, I ordered three meat pies and a bowl of millet porridge, ate two myself, and fed the remaining one to Ba Dun. After that, I hailed a taxi and headed to Fenglin Road

He walked over and opened the lock, then took two steps back

Many people are seated on both sides of the corridor, and the dogs waiting for their injections occasionally bark, creating a bit of chaos and noise

Lin Yue instinctively took the document and signed his name on it

Dog meat

Woof woof woof

Cuihua

Sir, your package