Chapter 4: Guo Xixi

Today, Guo Xixi is feeling extremely frustrated because she has just gone through an interstellar competition. The opponents were a few individuals from the Chemical Engineering Department, who usually spend their time in the department's computer lab. Initially, Guo Xixi looked down on them, and when she went there with Yang Zhan and his group, she wanted those who were always playing Hunter and LT to understand how interstellar battles are truly fought. However, the outcome was utterly dismal. If it weren't for her concern about maintaining her lady-like image, Guo Xixi would have pulled her hair out after the match. She had originally held them in contempt, and when she went there with Yang Zhan's group, she intended to show those who were always immersed in Hunter and LT what interstellar competition was really about. Yet, the result was so unbearable. Had it not been for her desire to uphold her feminine demeanor, Guo Xixi would have been ready to tear her hair out after the competition.

After Mentor Xiao Li's face turned pale three times and then green three times, he finally managed to utter three good words. From now on, whenever Guo Xixi is present, Mentor Xiao Li will no longer dare to approach beautiful girls to ask questions.

"How can you say that?" Upon hearing this from Guo Xixi, Mentor Xiao Li was somewhat surprised. This is because Luo Binwang is indeed a rebel.

Thus, the meaning of the entire poem is: "I curse! I curse! I curse! I look up to the sky and utter this curse! Who has polluted this water? It is all green and hairy! I just soaked for a while and lost a whole pool of white feathers. How can the goose survive now!"

Guo Xixi, who transferred from Shanghai to Sun Yat-sen University, stands at 1.6 meters tall. She has a delicate face and a very slender figure, resembling the type of girl often seen on hetushu.com. However, if you think Guo Xixi is the kind of girl who would blush and become shy even when speaking a little louder, you are gravely mistaken. Although there are many times when Guo Xixi appears soft and delicate when she is quiet, that is not the entirety of her character.

Dormitory 11 is a residence that gathers female students from several departments, including the School of Materials Science and the School of Foreign Languages. It is a place where N individuals dream of becoming Spider-Man or Tian Bo Guang. Although the middle-aged woman guarding the dormitory door is known as the "Demoness of Extinction," for N years, N individuals have tried various methods to enter Dormitory 11 without success. However, if luck is on their side, they might catch a glimpse of spring scenery through some windows that have not drawn their curtains.

It was only later that a group of older sisters learned that Guo Xixi's mother was a flight attendant for Eastern Airlines and her father was a forensic doctor. Essentially, during her childhood, it was her father who raised Guo Xixi, and every night he would tell her stories, either about dismemberment cases or ghost stories. Growing up in such an environment, it would be strange if Guo Xixi were not strong-willed.

Guo Xixi said, "Oh, so it is that poem 'Goose, Goose, Goose, Song of the River.' White feathers float on the green water, red palms stir the clear waves."

Guo Xixi stated that it is quite evident that the character "鹅" is composed of two parts: "我" and "鸟". The character "鸟" has historically and currently been used as an insult. For instance, if I say you are a "鸟人" today, it is an insult. In ancient times, the character "鸟" roughly corresponded to the meaning of "操".

One aspect that earned Guo Xixi the admiration of many women in the 11th dormitory is her exceptional skills in interstellar combat. Like Yang Zhan, Guo Xixi was recruited into the department's team shortly after entering the school, becoming a key member of the department's interstellar battle team. Many renowned players from various faculties have been decisively defeated by Guo Xixi using her most proficient race, the Protoss.

Opening hot water every day is an exhausting task, especially when it involves serving a man from the same dormitory. Fortunately, on the way from Dormitory 14 to the hot water room, one also passes by Dormitory 11

Mentor Xiao Li originally intended to showcase his talents, hoping to impress Guo Xixi, this literary young lady. He anticipated that Guo Xixi, who didn't even know who Luo Binwang was at first, would certainly not be able to raise any questions. However, unexpectedly, Guo Xixi smiled charmingly and said, "From this poem, it can be seen that Luo Binwang is quite dissatisfied with his surroundings"

As a result, Guo Xixi dressed herself up in an incredibly alluring manner to attend that class

On the first night, Guo Xixi told a room full of older sisters ghost stories for the entire evening, causing them to shiver under their blankets even in the heat of summer. But that was not all; Guo Xixi also secretly slipped out, washed her hands in cold water for a while in the water room, and then ran back to her own room to touch each person extensively. This led to several older sisters in Room 307 screaming in shock, making others in the dormitory think that a remarkably skilled pervert had entered their dormitory and had engaged in some very beastly activities with them. But that was not all; Guo Xixi also secretly slipped out, washed her hands in cold water for a while in the water room, and then ran back to her own room to touch each person extensively. This led to several older sisters in Room 307 screaming in shock, making others in the dormitory think that a remarkably skilled pervert had entered their dormitory and had engaged in some very beastly activities with them.

However, just as Zhang Peng discovered that Wu Yingda was not an honest person at all, the women in the room were able to see Guo Xixi's true nature within just two days

That lecherous Teacher Li, upon seeing the gentle and charming Shanghai girl, was naturally astonished, and he inched closer to Guo Xixi. "Do you know Luo Binwang?" he asked, tapping his fingers on Guo Xixi's desk, seizing the opportunity to see if he could catch a glimpse of something that would stir his emotions. Guo Xixi certainly knew who Luo Binwang was, but seeing Teacher Li's lustful expression, she deliberately replied, "Isn't he that handsome guy from Class 3?"

In the dormitory, the women were all sweating profusely, but Guo Xixi patted her chest and declared that if he dared to be so lewd, she would make him pay dearly. The other women in the dormitory advised her not to be so strong-willed, saying that letting him take advantage of her would only lead to her own loss.

As he passed by the front of Building 11, he glanced at each window that had not drawn its curtains, hoping to catch a glimpse of any thrilling scenes inside, which became Zhang Peng's only source of enjoyment on his journey along the waterway

On the second day of the official start of the school year, an incident occurred that left the older sisters in Guo Xixi's dormitory in complete admiration of her. That day, before attending the Introduction to Chinese Literature class, the girls in Guo Xixi's dormitory received advice from the upperclassmen, suggesting that they should dress as dowdily as possible, ideally resembling the character Shagen from "No Thief in the World." Naturally, the many girls in Guo Xixi's dormitory found this strange and asked why. The upperclassmen explained that the instructor for the Introduction to Chinese Literature, a certain Mr. Li, appeared very refined but was actually a rather lewd and creepy uncle, with a disturbing penchant for peeking at girls and their books.

Zhang Peng walked along the path to the hot water room, feeling extremely frustrated while carrying two kettles of hot water

On that day, Zhang Peng was lewdly tilting his head while staring at the window of Dormitory 11, when Guo Xixi, feeling extremely dejected, was walking over from a path opposite Zhang Peng, preparing to return to her dormitory

Upon hearing Guo Xixi's words, Mentor Xiao Li proudly stated, "No, Luo Binwang is one of the Four Masters of the Early Tang Dynasty, who was able to compose poetry at the age of seven. The most widely circulated work is the poem 'Ode to the Goose'"

When Guo Xixi and Ai Jing first arrived at Room 307 of Building 11, carrying their bags, all the older sisters in the room felt that she was the kind of delicate girl, just like her name suggests

Mentor Xiao Li said with some excitement, "This student seems to have a great talent for poetry. If you are interested, we can study it further after class." After saying this, Mentor Xiao Li asked Guo Xixi, "What issues can you identify from this poem?"

As Guo Xixi finished explaining the poem, the entire classroom was silent for a few seconds before bursting into laughter. However, Guo Xixi was not done; she earnestly stated that Luo Binwang used this poem to express dissatisfaction with the surrounding environment, just like now, where all sorts of people with filthy thoughts can mingle at Zhongda.