Chapter 1, There Are Demons!
Then ... the second memory surfaced, recalling the painful moment when he was drinking water from the fish tank, and in between, he could not remember a single thing.
In fact, I am a cat! A cat!!! It is already a remarkable achievement for a cat to bring you these things. The black cat once again extended its paw in an attempt to make a fist, but it could only retract its claws: "Are you still not satisfied?"
The situation is as follows: you must first undergo a period of language training. My brainwaves can resonate with yours, which means you will receive the information I provide more quickly and comprehend it more thoroughly. The fat cat appeared to be in a comically contemplative state and said: "Then you should experience the differences between this world and your own. If there are things you do not understand, you can ask me. During this time, you must earn money! Otherwise, do you really want me to rummage through the trash for food for you?"
"No, no, no, it doesn't necessarily have to be a dog. For example, that guy downstairs, he often eats too." The fat cat waved its paw and said, "Come on, give it a try; perhaps you will find it irresistible."
After hearing the words of the fat cat, Sun Dingchui carefully recalled his actions before losing consciousness and found nothing unusual. In his last memory, he was watching the final showdown of the Shamate nobles in "Happy Boys" on television, enjoying his beloved dried tofu rice, and joyfully cursing at the brainless girls on the screen who were moved to tears by the Shamate battle.
After devouring half a bag, the fat cat squatted at the head of the bed, gazing at the gray, overcast sky outside, and gently sighed: "This weather reminds me of the day I ran under the sunset, that was my lost youth"
Sun Dingchui glanced a few times, frowned, and said: "I don't understand"
can
But this is for dogs to eat
Yes... of course, if you are willing to learn alongside me, this process will be significantly shortened
Sun Dingchui was furious at that moment, pointing at the fat cat and saying: "Damn it, this is so irresponsible! How long will this take!"
Struck by lightning, do you not understand
One end of the tube was connected to his mouth, while the other end was inserted into a fish tank, where several large, grotesque goldfish swam, shaking their heads and tails.
Can I curse?
Vaguely, because strictly speaking, you are exchanged for my body, which means that on a philosophical level, I am essentially you. And you are me, it's that simple. However, I still need more data and calculations regarding the specific issues involved. The fat cat played with its tail and said, "Alright, let's introduce ourselves first, because before you leave here, I might be the closest person to you. My name is Angustaraloyangkevilachi, and you?" However, I still need more data and calculations regarding the specific issues involved. The fat cat played with its tail and said, "Alright, let's introduce ourselves first, because before you leave here, I might be the closest person to you. My name is Angustaraloyangkevilachi, and you?"
The black cat circled around him a few times, then leisurely lay down on the bed: www.hetushucom.com "This is my home, you are sleeping in my bed, I am not a monster, I am a sentient being just like you, a humanoid carbohydrate. As for why I have become like this... perhaps it is because I touched the realm of the divine and was subsequently punished"
Indeed. The fat cat spun around a few times and said, "I think it is probably because of the exchange of our bodies that allows our brainwaves to convert with each other to a certain extent"
At that moment, those eyes suddenly flashed, darting towards Sun Dingchui like a sharp sword, and in the blink of an eye, they were already before him
You have been struck by lightning
Having said that, the fat cat jumped off the bed, used its paw to push the television, and tuned into the East Eight District News Channel: "You can see for yourself."
Do not rush, have some water
After finishing the water, Sun Dingchui once again fell into a drowsy sleep. Thus, he alternated between waking and sleeping; when he woke, he would drink a few sips of water, and then once more succumb to the burning sensation in his body and drift into a deep slumber. It was unclear how long had passed before he could barely open his eyes.
A black fat cat squatted in front of Sun Dingchui, glaring at him fiercely and even speaking. This enormous contrast nearly took his breath away, as the horror film suddenly transformed into a comedy, causing the weak and powerless him to involuntarily burst into laughter, even overlooking the terrifying fact that a cat could talk.
Sun Dingchui was very afraid, yet his body was unable to move. A sudden feeling reminiscent of being pressed down by a ghost in his childhood emerged, filling his mind with a sense of desperate fear.
"Hang... Hangzhou." Sun Dingchui tried several times to struggle and get up, but it was all in vain: "What is East Eight?"
I don't give a damn, I can't remember. My name is Sun Dingchui, I am twenty-one years old, graduated from the second year of high school in the liberal arts class, and I am skilled in roof repairs
Alright, you can call me whatever you like, since in reality, the Angus Taralalo Sheep Covirachi no longer exists, hammer hammer
How the hell would I know! Sun Dingchui's veins bulged out once again: "What good does it do to ask me?"
Hurry up! Sun Dingchui spat at it: "Damn it, I would rather die than see your ugly face, and those few fish that are even uglier than a pervert!"
"You don't understand?" Fat Cat was taken aback: "Then how can you understand what I am saying?"
Alright, then what do you rely on for your existence? An inventor? How am I supposed to play with this?
With a thud, he fixed his gaze on the fat cat and said, "Can you know what I am thinking?"
I said, do not speak to me about such profound matters
I said. Sun Dingchui frowned and weakly said, "I have many questions I want to ask now, can you answer me?"
Alright. The fat cat fell silent for a moment, organizing its thoughts. "After that, my father designed a device for energy exchange. Once activated, the energy it releases is sufficient to tear apart space, and by applying the laws of conservation of energy and mass, it can displace corresponding objects from another space. This may be the only device of its kind in the world."
Sun Dingchui looked around and then furrowed his brows, asking: "Since you are a scientist, why do you live in such a shabby place? I believe someone of your caliber, if capable of miraculous transformations, should easily become an academician and win a Nobel Prize."
What?
"Wait a moment, please simplify it, thank you. I only have a high school education, and it takes me half a day to calculate the base area of a rectangular prism. Don't talk to me about such profound matters."
Then skip this section on geographical knowledge, I don't understand. First tell me how I came to be. I damn well feel like I got hit while lying down.
I want to drink water
My father spent forty-five years designing and creating this device. I may not need that long, but without assistance, it would take me at least thirty years I ... ...
The insatiable desire that erupted from the depths of his throat caused Sun Dingchui, who was in a state of unconsciousness, to unconsciously wave his hand, attempting to find his dirty water cup from the familiar bedside.
Enough! What exactly do you want me to do? Remember, I am the victim now
I am a scientist! Indeed, I am a scientist. " The chubby cat nodded sincerely: "My father and I have dedicated our lives to studying the universe, energy, and space. Through theoretical calculations, we have concluded that the universe is absolutely not a solitary one; it exists alongside countless siblings! This is what is known as parallel space, which may or may not have intersections, but it certainly exists!
Seeing tears slowly streaming from the fat cat's eyes, Sun Dingchui gently tapped it with his toes and asked, "Hey, are you okay"
Sun Dingchui felt a tremor in his heart, vaguely sensing the malice of this world towards him
The black cat squinted its eyes and approached Sun Dingchui, carefully scrutinizing him: "Your life is quite resilient"
Where am I
You are awake
There is no rush, we can discuss it once your health improves a bit
"What is the Nobel Prize? Is it a science award from your side?" The fat cat lowered its head, looking somewhat helpless: "No, my technology is prohibited. I can only activate the device when a storm is approaching, using its ionosphere to isolate the energy diffusion here, and using the instantaneous high-voltage electricity it generates to activate the device"
Suddenly, a soft, thin tube was placed at his mouth. Instinctively, he opened his mouth and took the tube in, then sucked hard. To his surprise, water actually came out. This water instantly loosened the thick blood of Sun Dingchui. He drank it in large gulps, and although the water had a strange taste and a gritty texture, at least his strength was genuinely being restored
After the seemingly foolish yet oddly mysterious fat cat finished its jubilant celebration, it returned once again to Sun Dingchui's bedside, scrutinized him once more, and began to circle around him.
Although the dog food caused him significant psychological trauma, overall, the taste of the dog food is quite good. Once he persuaded the little devil within him, it actually does have a beef flavor, and it is very crunchy and chewy.
"First, tell me, what exactly are you?" After having eaten, Sun Dingchui clearly regained some strength. He slowly rubbed against the bed sheet and sat up. After panting for a while, he let out a long sigh: "Why can you speak? Also, where is this place? What is the East 8th District? Why am I here? Why was I struck by lightning? What the hell are these ugly fish?"
Are you laughing
I am a cat, a cat! For a cat to come up with this method to give you water is already a remarkable achievement. The black cat extended its paw, trying to make a fist, but could only retract and extend its claws: "Are you still not satisfied?"
In fact, I am a cat! A cat!!! It is already a miracle that a cat can teach you how to survive in this world. The fat cat once again extended its paw, trying to make a fist, but could only retract its claws: "Are you still not satisfied?"
"East Eight Zone." The fat cat glanced at the fixed hammer and said, "To be precise, it is at the junction of East Eight and East Seven. Where are you from?"
However, the intense soreness and profound fatigue in his body, reminiscent of a high fever, left him without the strength or desire to open his eyes or sit up. Thus, he continued to blindly wave his hand, feebly exploring the unfamiliar environment in the darkness
This world is divided into twenty-four equal sections, and the division of these sections is determined by the duration of sunlight, while its east-west orientation is defined by the actual geographical center
Indeed, when the food was brought by the fat cat, Sun Dingchui was thoroughly enraged. Despite the pain that felt as if his whole body was falling apart, he twisted his body and shouted angrily, "You are going to eat this thing!"
Immediately, in the dark corner, a pair of coldly gleaming eyes appeared, green and adorned with terrifying vertical stripes, slowly approaching Sun Dingchui step by step
I know your grandmother..." Sun Dingchui was in the middle of cursing but abruptly swallowed his words, letting out a soft sigh: "Why can't I move
The fat cat turned around and began to pick up a map to explain it
However, this time, his search left him greatly disappointed; there was no water cup by his m.hetushu.com bedside, and to be precise, he did not even touch the bedside table cluttered with miscellaneous items.
As he was about to speak, he was choked half to death by his own saliva and began to cough violently: "Cough... cough..."
"I am sorry, it cannot be done... The entire device is destroyed, and seventy percent of the design drawings were ruined due to the fire caused by lightning and high temperatures." Fat Cat's expression darkened: "So I think... you still need to adapt here for a while."
"You can, but I think you should eat something." The black cat swished its tail in front of Sun Dingchui, saying, "I wonder if your digestive systems can handle the food here."
You can still smile, but you have just returned from the gates of hell with your life.
After taking a few sips of the water that had a strange taste, he probably began to recover and realized that this tube had been supplying him with water while he was unconscious. However, when he looked along the tube, he was stunned.
In the end, Sun Dingchui was left with no tears to cry, only able to watch as the fat cat poured a bag of dog food into his mouth, his heart filled with desolation. "Damn it, are you kidding me? You clearly said I had a choice..."
A very strange sound emanated from the darkness; this sound was extremely flat and did not resemble anything that could be produced by a human. This inevitably startled Sun Dingchui.
Of course. The chubby cat sincerely nodded and said: "However, after scolding, you still have to choose an answer that belongs to you between eating and not eating"
At this distance, Sun Dingchui suddenly realized that the creature squatting in front of him was, in fact, a living cat! A cat! And the one who had just spoken, aside from this creature, could absolutely be no one else.
During this period, you must survive, and to survive, you must find a job. However, your identity needs to be kept absolutely confidential; otherwise, you may very well be treated as research material, and I would also be burned to death. Therefore, I have decided to pass on to you the means by which I sustain my existence.
Isn't this ratio quite appropriate? Essentially, isn't it just a proportional reduction?" Sun Dingchui burst into laughter, but the movement strained his muscles, causing him to cry out in pain: "Ouch... Ouch..."
However, it is truly impossible to speak of fear, for it is unlikely that any normal adult man would feel any fear towards a plump cat weighing twelve kilograms and with a glossy coat... Moreover, this fat cat has a patch of fur missing from its rear, seemingly burned away...
You have quite a few questions, and I need to answer them one by one
I think it won't be too difficult. The money I have here can last for a while, but at most three months. After three months, you will truly feel the malice this world has towards you.
"What do you think I can do?" The black cat jumped down from the bed, then struggled to twist its chubby rear as it climbed onto the table where the fish tank was placed. Next, it awkwardly picked up a bag of fish food and carefully began to feed the goldfish.
The window outside was suffused with a hazy light, and from his perspective, he could only see a layer of dim gray sky, heavily overcast with dark clouds
The room was devoid of light, and the illumination was rather poor. Sun Dingchui strained to turn his head, attempting to discern the decorations within the room; however, apart from a few stools, he could not make out any other items.
In this way, a person and a cat were frozen in time for a while. Suddenly, that fat cat leaped up as if it had gone mad, starting to run around the house with a thumping sound, ... while shouting terrifying exclamations such as "I did it!" and the like
Upon careful consideration, Ding Chui realized that what this fellow said indeed made sense. From his words, Ding Chui vaguely sensed the overwhelming malice that this world held against him
"Just drink this water!" Sun Dingchui roared weakly with all his might, but even he felt that his voice lacked any real power...
Fat Cat shook its head: "It is very unpleasant. If you were transformed from a height of 175 centimeters and a weight of 100 kilograms into a feline mammal measuring approximately 35 centimeters in length and weighing 15.5 kilograms, I believe you would also find it very unpleasant"
What is Hangzhou? The fat cat is scratching its chin with its paw, looking as bewildered as a gavel.
What do you want to teach me ... ... '' Ding Chui touched the stubble on his face and suddenly woke up: `` Also, why do I have to go to work? ''
Sun Dingchui lay despairingly on the bed, looking at the ceiling with tears unshed, murmuring to himself: "Heaven... why are you doing this to me..."
Before it could finish speaking, Sun Dingchui, disregarding the pain in his body, sprang up from the bed: "Thirty years!"
The black cat brought a rubber tube from the side and placed it by his mouth, encouraging him to take a puff. Although this scene was somewhat strange, once he accepted this setup, Sun Dingchui felt that there was not much of a problem.
The plump cat wandered back and forth, then let out a deep sigh before jumping back onto the bed, staring at Sun Dingchui: "I am a responsible scientist, and since I have brought you here, I will certainly find a way to send you back!"
"Seeing you like this, I'll just call you Ham Sausage." The person with the fixed hammer pinched his nostrils and said, "Also, don't call me in such a disgusting way. Hurry up and teach me the things that will secure my livelihood!"
The terrifying eyes drew closer and closer, and Sun Dingchui's heart raced violently. Large beads of sweat rolled down his cheeks and fell onto the pillow beside him. Before long, more than half of the pillowcase beneath his head was soaked.
His body could not move; even a slight exertion caused pain to shoot through him. However, at least he could open his eyes. All he could see was an old-fashioned ceiling, its edges worn and riddled with holes, giving it a dilapidated appearance