Chapter 7, The Revenge of the Sausage (Part 2)

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Oh... I see...

Although there was a bit of unpleasantness between the ham sausage and the hammer last night, these two individuals belong to the type that is carefree and forgetful, so after a night, they have no lingering issues. Thus, at four in the morning, both the person and the cat woke up simultaneously and, with remarkable tacit understanding, began to busy themselves with their respective preparations.

Ding Chui quickly dashed into the shabby car of the disheveled uncle downstairs, forcefully occupying it. This dilapidated vehicle had not been returned to the uncle since Ding Chui last used it. According to Ding Chui, the car was equivalent to the household's electricity bill; he would return it whenever he felt like it. Moreover, under his unilateral decision, this car had seemingly been transformed into a mobile baozi shop. With his creativity and the technique of using ham sausages, this minor issue was truly not a significant problem.

As soon as the words fell, a violent fireball erupted less than one hundred meters away from them, rapidly consuming everything in its vicinity. In no time, the entire square was enveloped by this sudden fireball, turning everything it touched into scorched earth. The limited edition vintage car was instantly melted into a pool of molten iron, leaving no trace behind.

"Don't you dare scare me; I won't fall for that. After spending so much money and effort, don't even think about backing out!" With a fierce glare, he added, "When I came out, I looked around thoroughly; there wasn't a single person, not even a feather from a bird."

This outburst indeed left Bai Fei stunned. In her impression, Sun Dingchui was a simple and honest young man, well-liked by the elderly in the neighborhood for his humorous demeanor as a steamed bun seller. Throughout the time she had known him, she had only seen him smiling foolishly and had never witnessed him lose his composure like he did today

Not long after he left, the window on the second floor of their dilapidated building was gently closed. The disheveled man took a sip of alcohol, tossed aside his cigarette butt, and watched as the car of the fixed weights disappeared into the darkness before dawn. He sighed silently and collapsed onto the filthy bed, falling into a deep sleep.

Indeed, as soon as he finished speaking, Bai Fei arrived as scheduled, dressed in her usual white sportswear and sporting a ponytail, her expression gentle and a smile playing at the corners of her mouth as she appeared in Ding Chui's line of sight

After everything was arranged, the sky had brightened significantly. Baozi leaned against the wall, eagerly weaving a flower crown using the wildflowers and foxtail grass that grew around the park, following the method taught to her by Dingchui. Meanwhile, Dingchui was sweating nervously, with his hair standing on end, as he stood beside her. The number of people buying baozi gradually increased, and Dingchui, overwhelmed with anxiety, frequently made mistakes with the change, becoming the subject of laughter from the elderly and schoolchildren who came to buy breakfast.

The fixed hammer reacted quickly, one hand grabbing the sausage while the other embraced the bun. The three people and one cat immediately shrank into this small mental force field, watching helplessly as the raging flames soared into the sky, sweeping past them from behind, only stopping fifty meters ahead of them

You little thing... I can hear you even at such a low volume. " Ding Chui chuckled and rubbed Baozi's soft short hair: " And you, both of you.

I love cars; this car is the last family vehicle designed by Lampa, the chief designer of Lampa Company, fifteen years ago, a final masterpiece. After his passing, Lampa Company was divided into three companies: Kano, Peter, and Judy, which you must have heard of, right

You should know that it was Mr. Lampa who brought the super soldiers to the world stage. He started as an ordinary electric vehicle designer, creating several well-known models. The last car he designed before retiring in his later years is the one behind you, and due to time constraints, fewer than 300 units were produced. How much do you think this is worth

While running, Bai Fei had already fainted, blood from her nose flowed uncontrollably downwards, soaking the shoulder of the hammer, who was running while cursing loudly: "What the hell is going on! Damn it."

The goddess, with her hammer bathed in the morning light, is as beautiful as ever. For a moment, I was at a loss for words, only able to rub my sweaty hands against the sides of my pants until they turned red and hot.

Ding Chui silently shook his head, then awkwardly smiled and said: "I... I lack education, truly do not know."

However, today is different, because Ding Chui has already seen Mo Hui, who makes him feel irritated, walking towards him from a distance. Ding Chui's initial expectation was that Mo Hui would come over to disturb Bai Fei, and then Bai Fei would leave. After that, Mo Hui would follow her, at which point the hot dog would attract Bai Fei's attention, allowing Ding Chui to take advantage of the opportunity to press the trigger.

The fixed hammer had no effect at all; it was merely a glance at Bai Fei, who was struggling on the ground. Without saying a word, he lifted Bai Fei, whistled to call for the bun, and shot a fierce glare at the sausage before turning around and running away

Did you drink and read the book?

Ding Chui let out a cold snort, lifting the sausage to eye level with his own face, and said through clenched teeth: "Do you think they considered the possibility of an accident when they were playing with explosives in front of me yesterday? My grandfather started killing at the age of sixteen, and he never feared any trouble!"

In everyday life, having the goddess Bai Fei speak so animatedly in front of me is a rare and precious opportunity that one cannot even hope to seek. Although there is little hope of pursuing her, even the chance to admire her up close or to catch a whiff of her fragrance is delightful

Bai Fei had not yet reacted; just as she was about to push away the fixed hammer, a circle of electric arcs suddenly exploded around her. Following that, the entire set of equipment for the fixed hammer was reduced to powder. Meanwhile, less than ten meters away, Mo Hui, who was watching the fixed hammer holding Bai Fei in a state of confusion, was hit squarely by this shortwave pulse.

He nodded slightly, then lowered his head and rubbed his face against the head of the sausage, saying: "You are my only remaining relative. Don't worry, I am doing this for the sake of this breath."

After being glared at like that, the sausage really had nothing to say and could only obediently curl up into a ball, helplessly saying: "You must be careful not to reveal any flaws. If no one dies, it can still be managed. However, if someone does die and it is discovered that you used a technique like mine, which is prohibited, you will be executed"

"Let me down..." Bai Fei wiped the blood from her nose and said, "Hurry... hurry and leave... otherwise the patrol team will... will come... they are coming... you... you all can't leave... I will... I will find you..."

The ham sausage was also doing such a bad thing for the first time, appearing quite nervous. Normally, it would jump into the car with ease, but today, while trying to jump up with the hammer, it bumped its forehead against the car door. After rolling on the ground and screaming for a while, it was finally picked up by the hammer and thrown into the car.

While speaking, Baozi walked up to Dingchui with indignation, frowning as he tugged at Dingchui's clothing and forcefully pointed at himself.

Before he could finish speaking, the prepared hammer had already grasped a handful of hot dogs, grinning maliciously: "You want your uncle to help you shed some fur, huh? Damn it, today I'm going to pull off something big!"

This is still because she was hit by a hammer, and for the time being, she can barely maintain control. However, the situation for Mo Hui is far from optimistic. In just two short seconds, Mo Hui has already collapsed to the ground, clutching his head. The surrounding flames are raging fiercely, the temperature rising sharply, and it is evident that a major explosion is about to occur

Just as the fire was about to burn the rear of the hammer, turning the three of them and the cat into ashes, Bai Fei suddenly regained consciousness. She then exerted all her strength to push backward, creating a semicircular barrier of mental energy that firmly protected both the hammer and herself within it.

Silence ... ... A profound silence. ... ... At this moment, the park was perfectly empty, devoid of any people. The explosion caused by Mo Hui's mental power seemed to have reduced the park to rubble without inflicting any other harm. ... However, apart from a long strip of grass where the anchor was located, the entire park had turned into a charred wasteland, with the flowers, birds, fish, and insects visibly on the brink of death ...

Because my father was forced to sell buns due to his mastery of this variable technology, which threatened the survival status of those super warriors. The sausage seemed indignant about his father's plight: "If my father's energy collider were to be created, there would be no need for these super warriors to exist. So he was hunted down, as for why so many people failed to kill him, I do not know..." So he was hunted down, as for why so many people failed to kill him, I do not know...

Hey! Are you crazy! You are going to get into trouble! The sausage struggled vigorously, but its arms could not overpower the thigh, so it could only shout: "The power is too great! Too great! Something will go wrong!"

Upon this greeting, he finally came to his senses and quickly lifted the steamer to start serving buns for Bai Fei. Usually hesitant to speak with Bai Fei, today he appeared even more restrained, and it was only after he had nervously filled nearly ten buns for her that he was called to a halt.

"Ding Chui, you seem off today," Bai Fei said, lightly tapping his hand. "I can't possibly eat all this; what's wrong with you?"

Therefore, every super soldier is my enemy

Ding Chui quickly shook his head: "There is no ... ..."

After lifting the bun, coaxing her to urinate, and washing her face, although it was already 4:20, the sky remained dim. Outside, apart from a few indistinct shadows of trees, there was nothing else. At this hour, when the cat has just fallen asleep and the dog has just woken up, it is most suitable for someone like Ding Chui, who engages in mischief, to be out and about.

The Kano War Machinery Company, Peter Heavy Industries Group, and Judith Special Equipment Company are all renowned super military enterprises globally. Kano specializes in manufacturing weapons for super soldiers, Peter produces war giants, and Judith is one of only three companies in the world that manufacture communication devices for super soldiers.

The ham sausage suddenly jumped up without warning, and with its claws, it fiercely scratched the face of the gavel: "No foul language allowed! Eat my dogmatic punishment!"

Before long, Ding Chui and his companions arrived at the small park where they usually sold steamed buns. After arranging the buns and eating some, Ding Chui, along with the ham sausage, began to set up the tasks they needed to complete for the day

It is six o'clock. Ding Chui glanced at the alarm clock placed beside him and said in a trembling voice.

Hey! Bai Fei seems to be in a good mood today, waving her fair hand in front of Ding Chui: "Hey, what are you thinking? Help me get a bun! Hurry up!"

The reason for Ding Chui's restlessness is that a part of his emotions resonates with those of Ham Sausage. When Bai Fei was discussing Lan Pa's matters, Ding Chui already sensed a tremendous resentment and brutality brewing within him. This feeling is not new; he can clearly perceive that this emotion does not belong to him. Therefore, it can only belong to that guy, Ham Sausage.

No one, hurry up

My father... the sound of the ham sausage was somewhat low: "It's Lampard. If it weren't for you helping them out, I would have had to take action early. Today, both of them would die, and it wouldn't have such a significant impact!"

So exaggerated? Upon hearing this, Ding Chui felt a tightening in his heart: "Why?"

In that split second, the scoundrel, the sausage, played a dirty trick; it unexpectedly deviated from the plan and directly ran over to trigger the mechanism. Instantly, high-voltage electricity sparked all around, and the magnifying crystal was activated due to the voltage, causing the generator to start working.

I don't know who came up with such a bad idea yesterday, but thankfully, are you a monkey brought here by a clown? The matter is settled, and I leave without a trace

Having finished speaking, Ding Chui stuffed the ham sausage into the large pocket on the front of his apron, then walked to the side of the car and pulled out the spare large battery from inside the vehicle

What is wrong with you? Are we friends? Bai Fei is not as goddess-like as she appears; in fact, she is quite stubborn. Seeing Ding Chui's loss of composure, she became somewhat displeased: "I came here specifically to tell you that I have already inquired with the *Tu* *Shu* about it. The academy is looking to hire someone responsible for patrolling. Why are you acting like this?"

The fixed hammer started the electric car and glanced down at the sausage: "Usually, I see you jumping around quite impressively, but this morning, did you eat something that made you dizzy?"

After speaking, Bai Fei tilted her head and looked at the vintage car behind Ding Chui: "Wow, where did you get this limited edition Lambo? This car has been out of production for many years and is priceless."

However, if Bai Fei keeps talking endlessly here, then when those elderly ladies come over to do their aerobics, it will be impossible to implement the plan. Moreover, once the equipment is fixed in place, it will be extremely difficult to dismantle it.

He took a deep breath and then did something that left everyone in disbelief—he embraced Bai Fei tightly, holding her firmly

"Is he threatening you?" Bai Fei shrugged, pursed her lips, and followed Ding Chui's gaze to look back. She noticed Mo Hui was approaching in this direction. By the time she turned back, her eyes were already filled with a peculiar light, and she said somewhat despondently.

Ding Chui turned back to take a glance and gave a dry smile: "Borrowing a friend's... I can't even recognize this car anymore, how could you tell at a glance?"

While setting up that simple device, the sausage suddenly looked up and asked, "Did you feel someone watching us when we came out just now"

"Hi, Ding Chui." Bai Fei greeted Ding Chui from a distance, saying, "As usual, please add one more meat bun. I found a stray puppy yesterday, it's only the size of a palm. Is one bun enough?"

After pushing the fixed hammer, Bai Fei immediately sensed something was amiss. Her brain felt as if it had been pricked or stimulated by something, and the brainwaves that had originally functioned like a third hand suddenly became chaotic, turning frantic and uncontrollable

Shut up! All of you, shut up! I'm nervous! The ham sausage rubbed its head with its paw: "I am a good person..."

The dumplings beside him clapped their hands in glee and laughed heartily, saying: "Silly cat! Silly cat!"

There is definitely, when he comes over, I will explain it clearly to him

Bai Fei had not finished speaking when Ding Chui shoved a bun into her hand and said loudly, "Take the bun and go quickly!"

Today, Bai Fei seems to be in a really good mood, patiently explaining things that Ding Chui, this rough man, does not understand, and she is animated and lively.

Ding Chui let out a cold snort: "Explain it to me later! Damn it."