Chapter Nine: New Boy
"Cannot die." Miao lowered his head, valuing words as gold
"Hello, you told me last time that the New Year is during the cold season, but now it's almost summer. " The ham sausage's eyes sparkled as it stared at the dishes on the table, drooling: "Why is it still the New Year?"
As he was speaking, Ding Chui suddenly sat up straight, looking at the large spread of dishes on the table, and stroked his chin: "Do you think we should invite that scruffy uncle to join us for a meal? We damaged his car, so we ought to compensate him in some way, right? Besides, I feel he is not an ordinary person; someone who is familiar with your father cannot be just an average individual"
What is this? The ham sausage curiously looked over and discovered that the fixed hammer was holding a light blue gemstone: "Mental Power Expander?"
Ding Chui said with a smile as he poured a cup for the ham sausage: "Come on, let's have a drink together"
Miao. The uncle seems unwilling to entangle himself further with Ding Chui: "It is indeed Miao."
Upon seeing the wine, the strange uncle had nothing more to say. He wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth, sat down, and without touching the dishes, picked up the bowl and gulped down the fruit wine that was poured by the fixed hammer until it was completely empty.
The uncle cast a glance at the hammer, slowly lowered his eyelids, and said in a very low voice: "Miao."
"What nonsense is this? Just go if I tell you to." Ding Chui held his hand and slowly slid to the wall: "Damn, that cheap liquor is really something..."
"I can't believe it, you useless person." Ding Chui slapped his thigh and laughed heartily, "You can drink like this with this wine."
The strange uncle did not hesitate any longer and followed Ding Chui back to the room. When the happily munching sausage saw Ding Chui entering with the strange uncle from hetushucom.com, the meat in its mouth slipped onto the table, and it stared wide-eyed, mouth agape, unable to speak for a long time.
It is very high-end! However, it is no longer functional, as the internal passage has already been severed. After a careful examination, the ham sausage asked: "Are you saying that he... is also a super soldier?"
Today is the grandest festival in my place. Dingchui sat at the table, threw the apron on the ground, and cheerfully sat down: "It's called the New Year."
"Ten years." Uncle Miao said as he drank another bowl of wine, then lifted the wine jar and shook it, discovering that there was no wine left: "I am leaving"
After Meimei let out a burp from the alcohol, he picked up the wine jar again and poured himself a glass, lost in his own thoughts. Meanwhile, Dingchui, in a state of astonishment, inadvertently noticed that the expression on this strange uncle's face had hardly changed; the potent liquor seemed to flow into a drain for him, having no effect whatsoever.
Do not say these things. The ham sausage is sprawled across the table: "Everything will be fine in the future"
Dingchui turned his head to glance at the ham sausage, then continued, "So why are you still not dead?"
Do not be so concerned, in this line of work, it is understood that one should return what is borrowed. We cannot return this vehicle, and it would be unreasonable not to treat someone to a meal in return.
The ham sausage did not withdraw; it lowered its head and licked the fruit wine in the cup, then extended its tongue in a circle, and subsequently collapsed limply onto the table: "Head... head is spinning..."
"However difficult life may be there, it is still my home. Before I came here, I was quite a successful ruffian, hahaha, enjoying a feast of fish and meat every day."
As he spoke, Ding Chui was about to get up to call that strange uncle, but Ham Sausage poured cold water on him from behind: "If you can call him, you must be quite something."
"Come, go." Ding Chui, without saying a word, grabbed his arm and said, "Let me treat you to a meal."
Miao? What kind of name is that? "Dingchui, wave your hand, I can't tell what their expression means: 'What kind of name is this, say the full name.'"
It is very likely. The hammer nodded heavily and said: "It is just a super soldier without the ability"
Ding Chui blinked a few times, momentarily at a loss for words, then coughed twice: "Let's set the details aside..."
No, no, no, you don't understand. When the Super Soldier Amplifier breaks, it means that the Super Soldier is already dead. There's no time to explain this to you; I need to sleep, I'm feeling dizzy. Tomorrow morning, I still have to report to the Super Soldier Academy
"I picked this up from his doorstep. This color isn't low-end, is it?"
How much is the rent for one month
After leaning against the wall and arriving at the strange uncle's door, Ding Chui forcefully knocked on the door without hesitation: "Open the door, open the door!"
Without the burden of psychological stress, he began to live a carefree life again. To celebrate his survival, he cheerfully spent all his money on the finest food, drinks, and cigarettes, setting a lavish table.
Ah, how precious. "Did you wipe your mouth?" said Ding Chui: "Are you going or not? If you don't go, it will be gone."
After a short while, the main door at https://www.hetushu.com was opened from the inside, revealing a rather weathered face. His disheveled hair was gray and white, with the longest strands reaching down to his shoulders in a messy fashion. The long, tangled hair obscured half of his face, leaving only one dull gray eye visible. He reeked of alcohol, yet he did not sway like a pendulum.
Having spoken, he left his seat on his own, gliding out the door like a ghost ... leaving the hammer and the sausage in silent exchange ...
Ding Chui nodded with a smile: "Yes, it is my home."
The uncle shook off the hand holding the hammer and said, "I won't go."
What a waste of time, your goddess is coming over tomorrow morning to take you to work. Why are you still studying a sick person?
Ding Chui became increasingly agitated as he spoke, and in the end, he slapped his thigh emphatically: "I am not an ambitious person; I just enjoy eating and drinking. Originally, I definitely would not have taken this little girl in, but when I thought of the way her eyes lit up at the sight of the meat buns, I was reminded of my own past."
Go
Everyone else is dead. Uncle Miao's tone was icy, as if he were a corpse, yet his speed in serving the wine was anything but slow: Everyone is dead
The ham sausage murmured: "I know why you always exaggerate whenever you mention your side, because that is your home"
Upon hearing about the wine, the strange uncle's grayish eyes suddenly lit up. He leaned down and sniffed the hammer: "Haman fruit wine?"
He sat here for five minutes and drank two bowls of wine, didn't he..." Ding Chui quickly blinked his eyes: "Is that so abnormal?"
Six mhetushu .com .com coins ... .. . '' The ham sausage scratches its head with its paw: `` The price set by Dad cannot be changed ... ... He can't even come up with the money for these ten buns; he spent all his money on alcohol. Once, he even asked me to let him drink the alcohol in the house. Isn't that quite amazing? ''
He let out a grunt, swaying as he leaned against the wall to walk out. Once outside, he immediately stuck his head out of the corridor window and began to vomit uncontrollably. After finishing, he took deep breaths and muttered to himself: "Damn it... this awful liquor is really something..."
Ding Chui licked his lips, and his curiosity instantly peaked: "So how many years have you lived here?"
"Alright, Uncle Miao, how many years have you lived here?" As he spoke, he smoothly poured another glass of wine for Uncle Miao, adding, "It seems like we are the only two households in this building, right? There is a saying that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors; we should keep in touch more often"
Many people who are familiar with my dad find that guy difficult to get along with. It's better to just forget it. The ham sausage turned around and sat at the table: "I don't like him"
The long hammer let out a sound of agreement: "He definitely has a story; I want to dig deeper."
However, although the leather of the gavel was punctured, he seemed completely unbothered. He casually sat down, poured himself a glass of fruit wine, and took a small sip: "This wine is weak; the wine from my hometown can even catch fire."
"Uncle, we've been neighbors for so long, yet I still don't know your name." Ding Chui patted the uncle's shoulder and said, "You have quite a capacity for alcohol."
"Go on, go on." Ding Chui supported his head, mustering his spirits: "I'll eat a bit more... a bit more www.hetushu.com..."
The dumpling beside her was truly as joyful as during the New Year. She disregarded everything and simply ate heartily, with vegetable juice smeared all over her mouth and the tip of her nose. Ding Chui downed the drink in his cup, reached out to touch the back of the dumpling's head, and gently sighed as he said to the ham sausage: "This girl reminds me of my childhood. I spent my fifteenth birthday under the overpass, and at that time, I thought to myself, when will I be able to have a big feast of fatty meat, even if it meant dying afterward? Later, there was a time when a rather successful thug went to stab someone, and I took the blame for him. Since I was not yet of age, I was locked up for fifteen days, and after being released, that thug treated me to a meal. I thought at that time that the most delicious thing in the world was braised pork. That day, they all laughed at how I ate, but they had no idea what the stinky food in the trash can tasted like. Damn it! That stuff wasn't fit for human consumption at all!"
Ding Chui looked at the ham sausage with a smug expression, swayed unsteadily as he plopped down in his seat, picked up a large bowl, and filled it with wine from the jar, then placed the bowl in front of the strange uncle: "Come, come, come, don't be shy."
The hammer let out a cold laugh and extended a hand: "Look."
Of course, what he actually meant by wanting to find that old man was to take the opportunity to vent a little. After all, he is quite concerned about his image. If he had just said that the fruit wine was not good and then ended up throwing up like a dog, this incident would definitely be laughed about by the bored hot dog for half a month. Thus, he had a sudden inspiration and came up with this desperate measure
I told you he is a strange person, yet you still don't believe it. He has lived here since my childhood, and over the years, I haven't spoken to him much, except when I went to collect the rent.