Chapter 7: A Few Clowns

What a strange name

It is not fear

Su Gu thought for a moment and said: "Such arrogance and recklessness, such wanton disregard for consequences, you must be punished."

As a senior and mentor, I must offer you some advice: you must learn to adhere to naval regulations. Even a single instance of being in the military police will leave an indelible mark for a lifetime. As an admiral, our foremost duty is to be strict with ourselves while being lenient with others. Keep these principles in mind and strive to be an admiral that everyone can be proud of. Remember, becoming an admiral is not about satisfying your own desires, but about bringing happiness to all those who live under the shadow of the deep-sea ship girls. You must have ideals.

However, when appearing on stage, one must say something cool

For whom does the angry fist grip, to punish evil, promote good, and eliminate treachery

The topic was suddenly diverted, and Su inquired, "What handsome words?"

After feeling a bit better mentally, I decided to take a look at the nearby abandoned naval base. It was under such circumstances that I encountered Tirilbitz there. Sometimes I think that it was truly a fateful encounter

"I haven't seen much." With this response, he then saw Little Tiebitz rubbing her arm, which had left a red mark from sleeping on the bamboo mat, her cheeks puffed up. Ah, that look was truly adorable. Suddenly, a thought arose in his mind: before you meet the loli you love, you have always been because you are not a loli enthusiast.

Summer has long passed, and autumn is now approaching; it has been many days since I arrived in this world

You must understand that we are different from the traditional navy; many military disciplines do not apply to us. Although the military's discipline cannot control us, as an admiral, our primary enemy is the gendarmerie. There is an organization, or rather a society, that you must never engage with, for the moment you associate with them, you have already become an enemy of the gendarmerie.

Everyone is an adult, everyone is a commander, and we all understand. Be more generous; why say it's your friend who likes it? In fact, I like it too; the destroyers are truly amazing

I do not know

After saying this, Su Gu suddenly felt a sense of shame, truly quite juvenile. Then he saw the bright eyes of Xiao Tielbits, which could indeed be described as the essence of a young homebody. Aside from the doujinshi and the explicit content, there seems to be no way to resist such juvenile things.

Listen, listen, please continue speaking

The destroyer, as her admiral, plays the role of an older brother or father, while she will always be your younger sister or daughter. You can carry her around without anyone calling you a pervert, you can lift her high, and you can play games like riding on your back. Most importantly, a scoop of ice cream, a piece of candy, or a compliment can make her happy for a long time. Unlike those mature ship girls, she does not constantly demand you to work and enjoys playing some affectionate games with you. She will not question you when you return home late, asking things like, 'Have you been drinking?' or 'What about your group of friends?' When you occasionally glance at other ship girls, the destroyer will not look at you disdainfully, saying something like, 'Hmph, pervert.' The destroyer is both cute and easy to take care of, truly wonderful.

But why say that? What is good about destroyers

Little Tilbits rested his chin on his hand, gazing at Su Gu, who had been staring at him, and said: "Admiral, what are you looking at?"

Then this sentence is definitely cool, and it matches very well. I have witnessed the rise and fall of countless empires... I have also witnessed the birth and extinction of countless species... For thousands of years, the foolishness of the mortal races has never changed. Your presence here only confirms this. When those deep-sea ship girls come over, you can say this, isn't it great

Not handsome enough

But where are we going to fish for the destroyer

Little Tilbits knelt on the ship and looked out of the window of the room, saying: "If it rains heavily, it is very likely that deep-sea ship girls will appear"

The slightly older admiral was momentarily angered and said, "Are you being argumentative? Are you even listening?"

However, the most classic line is undoubtedly this one. First, the scene should be as follows. As the sky darkens, artillery fire explodes all around, and water columns splash up from the sea surface. Then, a haze of smoke caused by the cannon fire envelops the area, and the smoke is blown away by the sea breeze. You emerge from the smoke, uttering cold and furious words: "You are seeking your own demise!" How about that? This line is incredibly powerful.

However, senior, your ship girl has arrived

I am a novice admiral, do not deceive me

The naval base that I used to play in a game during my leisure time has surprisingly appeared before my eyes. Aside from the absurd and unreal feeling, the thought of putting effort into this abandoned naval base never existed from the very beginning. If I were to say why I wanted to become the admiral of this naval base, it should be the smile of Little Tirpitz that comes to mind.

From now on, regardless of how much admiration Su Gu has for Xiaoti Erbiqi, he will no longer speak.

Although very handsome, it does not match

Not long after, Xiaoti Erbiqi suddenly sat up in bed, crossing her legs as she said, "Speaking of which, isn't the admiral supposed to tell stories to the elder sister in the morning?"

Little Tilbits' eyes suddenly sparkled with brightness as he said, "Is there more? Is there more?"

Su Gu gazed at the distant sea, reflecting that he was not originally someone with grand ambitions

And - Picture - Book "How can one be handsome?"

Su Gu also looked out the window and inexplicably felt that the weather had turned gloomy. He said, "It can't be that bad."

In the room, Su Gu pulled a chair to sit by the bed. As the passenger ship swayed in the waves, Xiao Tierbici turned over and then, with a bewildered expression, climbed up, sitting up by the bed and rubbing his eyes sleepily.

Do not be afraid, Admiral, I will defeat them.

Indeed

After having lunch in the dining hall of the passenger ship, Su Gu encountered the two admirals he had seen earlier once again

That is a club called "May I ask if you would like some rabbits today?" Its purpose can be summed up in one sentence: destroyers are truly amazing

Su Gu was gazed at by Xiaoti Erbici with a look of admiration, and a sense of pride welled up within him. He racked his brain and thought: "My body and mind are utterly untainted, my entire being is filled with righteousness. Otherwise... it should be said this way, my heart and actions are as clear as a bright mirror, and all my deeds are for the sake of justice"

So cool, Admiral

The young admiral covered the slightly upturned corners of his mouth with his palm, and his eyelids also drooped slightly as he said, "Yes, very good. In fact, I have a friend who said the same thing."

Consider this: the little girl, being merely a child, is far from the age of budding romance and would not suddenly develop feelings for someone

Little Tilbits tilted his head and thought for a long time before uttering this sentence: "Are you looking for death with such words?"

Just as the initial preparation for the exam was merely to find a job that involved drinking tea, reading the newspaper, and idly passing the time, I came here at first to figure out how to survive. Even though I knew this was a magical world with ship girls, I never entertained the thought of becoming a commander. Life improved quite quickly, but the panic of being in an unfamiliar world and the nostalgia for the past, that feeling of never being able to return, once left me feeling despondent.

He opened the window in the room and said, "The wind outside is still strong, and I wonder if it will rain. If it does rain, it will be much cooler.

Wow, Admiral, this is quite impressive

It is said that ship girls do not easily change their original intentions, and apart from the admiral, they do not easily develop feelings for outsiders

The sea breeze grew stronger, and the passenger ship began to sway. Soon after, he returned to his room, where little Tiebici was cuddling her doll, Sister Meow, and taking a nap. Her pink short hair spread out on the pillow, her body curled up, and her small face radiated a sense of happiness. Her round face and arms were chubby, yet they did not give an impression of being thin, nor did they appear fat. However, it was precisely this way that the little girl never needed to conform to adult aesthetics; her cuteness as a little girl was sufficient. He fell into a brief silence, realizing that while a destroyer may not be cute, only a lovely little loli is truly the most adorable.