Prologue
Master, you have secretly become an immortal, haven't you? You don't need to eat grains and won't starve to death. You are deliberately trying to make Xiao laugh, aren't you?" She murmured, seeing his face as hard as stone, and she repeated her lamentation with extreme sorrow. "In your last life, you must have had a grudge against Xiao... In the next life, when Xiao picks you up, she will give you a stinky name that you will never finish writing. Return... Wow, this is good, writing until dizzy, unable to return home, return to where you came from... In the next life, when Xiao picks you up, she will give you a stinky name that you will never finish writing. Return... Wow, this is good, writing until dizzy, unable to return home, return to where you came from..." She mumbled aimlessly.
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Master, could you please copy two fewer pages
Rest assured. You are not allowed to eat, and I will not touch the chopsticks either
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Your name is Ju Xiao, because ... ...
Your surname is Li because I found you under the plum tree
Master, why am I called Li Juxiao
It is truly... painstaking. Master, I would rather you not put in so much effort, as it makes me suffer as well. When I was punished to copy names, that gathering... was really difficult to write.
Wow, is it really that horrific
Master, your complexion looks quite unpleasant. Are you in need of the restroom? Do not hold it in; holding it in too many times could lead to becoming an immortal. Xiao'er will keep an eye on you... No, I will accompany you to exert yourself!
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Upon hearing this, he looked at her childlike expression for a moment, then silently lowered his usually indifferent eyes, gazing at his own palm
Then the girl named Xiao'er changed her name to Li Er
Wow! Fortunately, Master, you didn't find me in the toilet, otherwise I would have the surname Mao, right? If you found me in the wheat field, then I would have to be called Mai Xiao Mai Xiao. That was close, that was close... Master, your veins are a bit prominent.
No, a person's reputation often carries the expectations of their elders. I named you Ju Xiao, not to compel you to live up to your name, but rather to hope for your future happiness. What constitutes her future happiness, he cannot predict; he only knows that when a person frequently smiles and laughs, they must be living the life and happiness they desire.
Because Xiao Er is always smiling, she pointed at her naturally occurring dimples with a sense of grievance. These dimples have caused her considerable trouble; every time she makes a mistake, her smile seems to mock her, leading her master to punish her a second time.
He took a deep breath and said
Sit down! You are not allowed to eat until you have finished copying.