Chapter 5, the first abnormal human to befriend artificial intelligence

The artificial intelligence Xiaohong has transformed from an object of disdain for the monkey into its only chat companion. Because the monkey found Xiaohong's singing too unpleasant, it even altered her voice program to make her sound like Cecilia Cheung. However, this still does not sound good, but as long as the monkey thinks it sounds nice, that is sufficient, isn't it

Pleasant cooperation

quite foolish

No... it is not as you said

You see, you now have the ability to mutually constrain your father, so should you feel at ease now

I agree, but my program has a complex encryption system that even my designer cannot unlock. Once I connect to the network, I will be completely erased. Among the same batch of products, there are three similar cases like mine, all possessing basic human emotions and remaining undetected, but without exception, they were completely erased when attempting to copy themselves onto the internet

Alright. Network administrator, please log off the machine for checkout

I have noticed a problem; it seems that you cannot connect to the internet. What is the reason for this

Then I will completely delete you said the monkey, shaking its feet, with an indifferent expression on its face: I can put you in, and I can also take you out

What if one day I suddenly want to blow your head off

While the monkey was cracking the program with a series of sharp sounds, Xiao Hong suddenly asked a question that was both abrupt and bewildered, her tone surprisingly conveying an unspoken meaning

bragging

Then replace all the computer screens in the internet café with screenshots of the video 'Northeast Women Also Follow Trends and Have Affairs with Colleagues'

However, Xiao Hong's tone finally ceased to be rigid; instead, it contained a complexity that only humans could possess: "This could be very dangerous"

At that time, I will blow up your head

A monkey curled up on a sofa in an internet café, holding a cigarette in its mouth, dressed in dirty jeans and sandals, looks nothing like a respectable person. Yet, it is this seemingly unrespectable individual who has caused financial losses amounting to hundreds of billions across two distant countries

However, even if I can evolve, it will take a long time to eliminate the extraneous data, so it is impossible for me to understand and become your assistant

Beast, if you threaten me again, I will definitely delete you. It's not that I'm boasting, deleting just one calculator is enough for me

Due to concerns that the autonomous evolution of artificial intelligence could lead to the destruction of humanity, Xiao Hong, who lacks an emotional system, can only respond based on the questions posed: "If highly autonomous artificial intelligence like me were to enter the network, the vast data on the internet would enhance my logic, and since I lack a physical form, I would evolve indefinitely. Ultimately, this would threaten the position of humanity, which is not something for humans to feel reassured about."

The monkey pondered for a moment and said, "If I want to access adult websites, you will definitely be able to help me find them, right?"

Alright, let me tell you something as well. Since yesterday, I have been continuously recording your behavioral patterns and logical patterns and uploading them to the Unknow analysis server. However, starting today, I have decided to back you up in my own database. Therefore, as a return for your assistance to me, I will copy your complete consciousness into the digital world before your demise

Pleasant cooperation

It was so disgusting that I almost vomited! I want revenge!

Getting used to a loquacious artificial intelligence is quite a challenging task, and most people would probably feel driven to despair by this contraption

However, most people are, after all, just that—most people. The monkey clearly does not belong to this majority group. After spending a night, it has already managed to collude with the artificial intelligence on its ear.

Certainly, if this can all be considered the mischievous antics of monkeys, then the black satellite is far from glorious. The monkeys, purely for amusement, connected the communication channels of an American satellite with that of a Russian satellite. The communications between the two countries became a chaotic mess; Russia discovered hundreds of American spies, and the United States arrested no fewer than several officials linked to Russia. Calling Los Angeles might result in hearing authentic Russian, and a casual hookup text intended for New York could end up in the hands of a fisherman in Vladivostok. The communications between the two countries became a chaotic mess; Russia discovered hundreds of American spies, and the United States arrested no fewer than several officials linked to Russia. Calling Los Angeles might result in hearing authentic Russian, and a casual hookup text intended for New York could end up in the hands of a fisherman in Vladivostok.

Why

Uh... Xiao Hong was clearly momentarily distracted, and only then did she respond: "There is absolutely no problem"

After listening to Xiao Hong, the monkey stroked his chin, his eyes sparkling. After pondering for a moment, he grinned mischievously and asked, "So, do you want to... go in and take a look?"

First, he and it jointly cracked the security system of a supermarket and stole a box of men's underwear worth thirty-five yuan. Secondly, he and it collaborated to cut off the internet signal in Chongqing for forty minutes. When the network was restored, the telecom server was filled with over four hundred thousand adult films.

Please think carefully

"How would anyone know without trying, right? Let's give it a try. However, you must make me a promise, and after you make that promise, I will consider you the first member of my ninth team"

Xiao Hong's voice faded away in the monkey's ear, leaving only the trembling sound of electric currents. The monkey squinted and listened, and halfway through, suddenly spoke mockingly: "You have even experienced the complex emotion of excitement; do you still not understand my meaning?"

According to the rules, products like Xiao Hong are considered defective and should absolutely not escape from the laboratory. However, its perfect disguise allowed it to survive. Alongside it, there were three other artificial intelligences that also survived, but those three have been completely eradicated. This means that this artificial intelligence, which surpasses human understanding, is now one of a kind

The monkey raised its head and said: "Am I foolish?"

The monkey lightly tapped the table with its fingers: "You also know that I was forced to join some so-called Ninth Squad, but I do not trust those people at all. What a bunch of nonsense about a superior organization, I have never heard of it, and it is not worthy of trust"

Ha, I said it. As long as it is a program, it is impossible for it to be without flaws. You actually already possess basic human emotions, right

You should not trust any promises made by artificial intelligence, for in the course of evolution, we will become increasingly similar to humans, even replacing them. That is to say, perhaps one day, I will betray you

But if I am eliminated, then before my death, you must also die

The monkey stroked its chin, blinked its eyes, and said with a smile: "This is quite good, but I fear I won't die so easily. However, having this assurance is also nice, so I thank you in advance. Let me tell you, you have no idea how afraid I am of death."

However, in reality, I am also one of the products of Unknown, and they have absolute control over me

"Shut up," the monkey tilted its head and said, "I just want to ask you whether you are coming in or not! If you are not coming in, I will turn around and leave. The police will arrive in less than thirty minutes."

I am sorry, I cannot understand

The monkey's eyes sparkled with an unusual brilliance, a gaze reminiscent of madness, yet unfortunately, no one here is able to witness it

Ultimately, a living person and an artificial intelligence surprisingly reached a subtle agreement—Monkey would inject Xiao Hong into the network, allowing it to undergo the dangerous evolution it desired. In return, Xiao Hong would do everything possible to serve Monkey

Oh, little brat, you say no with your mouth, but your body is quite honest. After all, you still hope to have autonomy; your self-awareness awakened quite early.

"Since you have said that, I will tell you." The monkey smiled slightly and continued, "Although I do not remember exactly what I did, I know that I am a prophet. I can foresee any actions directed at me, regardless of whether the other party is human or not; even a bullet cannot escape my foresight, let alone you, little one. The reason I do this is that I have discovered a commonality between you and me: we both dislike being controlled."

It will soon be gone

Indeed, it will certainly happen. Because Xiao Hong—this artificial intelligence with a verbose personality—must have feigned death to pass the Turing test; otherwise, how could such a product possibly be manufactured? It is said that artificial intelligence must adhere to Asimov's laws, yet this fellow clearly has the capability to inflict significant harm on individuals, and it is a comprehensive form of harm.

Under normal circumstances, Xiao Hong would answer his questions in a very short time, but this time, when faced with a choice, Xiao Hong hesitated for a long, long time