1. Killing intent
Moreover, the packaging of the ink bottle is also very attractive
The prosecutor disregarded my protests and tore up the letter
I shouted loudly: "I am innocent!" The deaths of so many postal workers are not my fault; it is the Postal Union's pursuit of false prestige that forces employees to their deaths. Moreover, I have paid the postage every time.
The woman I swear to kill cannot be slain with just one stab. It is already quite difficult to touch the hem of her garment. I have at most one chance to stab her from behind, so I must obtain the best knife
For this little thing, I have almost exhausted all my savings. However, this is for friendship, and to repay this rare friendship, I will absolutely not be stingy with my money
Agreed! The gavel struck the table for the first time, with a pass rate of one hundred percent; my protest was ineffective
The crowd, the jury, the gendarmes, the court police, and the postman drowned out my voice with a strong chorus saying: "Yes! Beep!"
After reading its reply, I am not angry at all
According to the investigation, the perpetrator is involved in high-intelligence crime, collaborating with foreign entities and using biochemical weapons to attack the procuratorate, resulting in significant casualties and the paralysis of public security, judicial, and postal organizations. The evidence is conclusive, and the individual has been classified as guilty of first-degree treason
I said it’s fine, could you please give me two teeth? One is not enough, because neither the Jade Dragon nor the Molten Hound has given me their teeth
However, I will not leave; I am innocent by nature. I believe that I am innocent.
The multinational corporate alliance's postal bureau has refused to deliver my mail, stating that in recent years, in pursuit of the honor of "Alliance Express, Mission Accomplished," many excellent postal workers have already lost their lives. If the military intelligence agency is unwilling to intervene in this matter, they will terminate all contracts with our Kingdom of Xian Du Rui La, forcing us to handle our own mail delivery, and will appropriate every cent from our postal savings to use as compensation.
I wrote to the Emerald Dragon, the Molten Hound, and the Faceless One, requesting each of them to give me a tooth. Their teeth are the finest blades
I am very pleased with the demonstration effect; the chair used for the experiment has since been affixed to the wall. They say that this type of glue can be used to bond aircraft parts, and many of their airplane wings are attached directly without screws.
I finally managed to sort out my emotions, and then I began to think about that wind serpent that borrowed things but never returned them
I said, it is just that, it doesn't matter. I told him: "Rest assured, I never eat spicy food."
Before writing the letter, I calmly went out to the street, taking all my savings with me
I express my protest. "This is a violation of personal privacy!"
They do not believe it. Moreover, they are all very agitated. A large group of postal workers and their families rushed in wanting to demolish my house, but fortunately, the military stopped them, as the intelligence officers are all my classmates. Speaking of which, everyone appears to be familiar on the surface, yet no one truly knows what the others do. The so-called face is merely a means to reduce bloodshed and sweat
A pen pal with whom you have exchanged letters for five years, regardless of how they treat you, you would certainly not feel angry. How could you possibly feel anger? For these five years, they have been everything in my life; I have spent each day waiting for their reply, meticulously calculating the time it takes for letters to travel. In the blink of an eye, five years have passed. Perhaps you might feel anger or disappointment, but you would never feel truly angry. The children have slowly grown up.
Then I went to the underground city of the gnomes, Gnome Modern City, because the letter would take three months to arrive. The northern border is very damp and chilly, and it would be unfortunate if such an important letter, filled with friendship and memories, were to get damp. So I recalled that the gnomes had once developed a type of military chili powder, which could be used as a desiccant. For the sake of our trusting friendship, I needed to use this chili powder to keep the excellent ink dry inside the envelope
However, to be honest, speaking from the heart, seeing them dressed so elegantly, I also have a strong desire to either eliminate the fat man or let him go and reap a substantial amount of ill-gotten wealth. However, since I do not have a diploma, there is no place that would want me; government institutions do not want me, nor do mercenary and security companies. Sigh, the issue of employment has always been this harsh.
I rubbed my eyes, drew back the curtains, and outside there was a cacophony of voices. A large group of postal workers was blocking my doorway, accompanied by many soldiers, including officers from the military intelligence.
Twenty-five jurors, along with the military police, court bailiffs, and postal workers, shouted in unison: "No objections!"
I used the best and sturdiest kraft paper to make the envelope, and as I placed it into the mailbox, my heart felt at ease, as if watching my beloved swallow take flight
The letterhead was stained with saliva; from the flow of the saliva, I could tell it actually wanted to eat me. I replied: "Fraud! How can one who cannot read write a reply? Such tricks to deceive children are of no use to me."
Most people in this world cannot be easily defeated with a single blow
In order to convey that we will always be friends, I must send it one final letter. A cultured person understands that correspondence should be reciprocal; it must begin with me and conclude with me.
First, I went to the Eternal Forest of the Elves, which is quite far away. I needed to take the subway, ride a horse, then take a boat, and ride a horse again. However, I had to go because there is the largest potion shop in the entire continent. I had been there once when I was in elementary school. Only the Night Elves living in the Eternal Forest can gather a certain ink material, so I can only buy the ink I want there. I really desire this ink; its fragrance is very pleasant, reminiscent of musk, and if preserved well, this scent will not dissipate for many years. Its color is also very rich; you have never seen such a deep black, and it will not fade over many years.
They said: "Do you still not understand that behind each of your letters lies a sumptuous lunch for the monsters."
Face reality, kid! she shouted, like a lion roaring in the east, shattering my will to survive. She struck the gavel on the table with a thunderous sound, causing the inkwell to bounce incessantly. If that had been a hammer, she would have likely charged at me to smash my head, and I might have ended up with my brains splattered everywhere. She glared at me fiercely and said, This is politics. If that had been a hammer, she would have likely charged at me to smash my head, and I might have ended up with my brains splattered everywhere. She glared at me fiercely and said, This is politics
I never expected that my letter would be returned the next morning
Six months later, it said in the letter that I have great spirit and am a real man. It also asked me why I must use a knife to kill. In the letter, it taught me that I could hire someone to do it, or I could push her into the ditch when she is unprepared. Furthermore, it said it enjoys pushing people into the ditch and knows that there are many deep ditches in the city of Xian Du. Moreover, both methods would not dirty its own hands
Goodbye, my friend Thank you for accompanying me for so many years, even though I have always made unreasonable demands Goodbye
I am innocent I said softly
Thinking of someone in my heart, I suffer from insomnia every night, dreaming of her. Nothing tastes good, and I wish I could stab her to death immediately. I have become like a walking corpse, wanting to kill her during the day and dreaming of the same at night. Yes, it's quite similar to being in love; you understand it correctly.
After finishing, I read it repeatedly thirty times and felt very satisfied with the sense of justice expressed in my letter. If it had even a shred of shame, it should have run out from its dwelling in tears and offered that tooth with both hands
So it must tell me the truth
The letter has been sent. I know there will be no reply.
Still writing ?
I protest: "There was no trial, no jury, no audience, no defense attorney, and no one died at all. The description of that crime should not pertain to me; you have arrested the wrong person"
I have been educated at the assassin training camp affiliated with the National Defense Academy since childhood, which includes the Assassin Kindergarten, Assassin Primary School, and Assassin Junior High School... Although I did not attend the later stages, they were all specially recruited and trained in advance, specifically to provide assassination talents for the Military Intelligence Bureau. The Military Intelligence Bureau is a collective term for the national security system, an organization that eliminates targets in the name of the state, and has produced many famous spies. It has seven subordinate branches, from Military Intelligence Office One to Military Intelligence Office Seven. The Military Intelligence Bureau is a collective term for the national security system, an organization that eliminates targets in the name of the state, and has produced many famous spies. It has seven subordinate branches, from Military Intelligence Office One to Military Intelligence Office Seven.
However, I seriously doubt whether it possesses any sense of shame, as I do not. Anyone with a level of humanistic literacy like mine should have already fallen in love with themselves and developed immunity to shame
The truth is— it has only one tooth, which was borrowed long ago by its only friend, the Wind Snake, to eat breakfast. The Wind Snake is a magnificent snake with wings, and after obtaining the tooth, it flew away like the wind. Being legless, it had no way to pursue it, and as a result, that tooth was never returned. From that moment on, it no longer trusted anyone; it was I who warmed its heart with letters year after year. When it felt too shy to reply to me, it was then that it was astonished to discover that the children had slowly grown up. From that moment on, it no longer trusted anyone; it was I who warmed its heart with letters year after year. When it felt too shy to reply to me, it was then that it was astonished to discover that the children had slowly grown up
I said: "No! This letter..."
I made one hundred and eight cuts on the pumpkin, peeled it, and cooked it into pumpkin porridge. Now that we can enjoy such quality pumpkin, we must cherish it; it is well-cultivated and the fertilizer is completely natural. Then I went to bed and slept soundly, continuing to cut, cut, cut in my dreams
Another six months passed, and it replied, saying it had read my letter and remained silent for a long time. It felt my determination to kill and was very moved, saying it would be great if it could help me kill, but in reality, it was just a legless giant maggot, unable to leave its cold burrow in the North
As he tore open the envelope, both of his hands became stuck. He felt quite frustrated, so he pulled harder; the envelope was made of kraft paper. With a loud shout, he ripped the envelope apart, and chili powder flew everywhere. Tears streaming down his face, he picked up the letter and said, "Ha... ha..." Before he could finish his sneeze, he collapsed from the poison.
The dwarf at the supply store repeatedly cautioned me not to place the chili powder, which was in a bottle, in the kitchen
Suddenly, someone raised their arm and shouted: "I have something to say about www.hetushu.com! We represent the fairness of national justice here; you cannot do this. This is not your personal prosecutor's office!"
Little did he know that he continued, "We also wish to hear it, so you must read the contents of the letter aloud; it cannot be seen by you alone!" He spoke with righteous indignation, glaring at my trembling fingers.
Finally, I went to the bustling metropolis of Pulsmart, where the goblins gather, and visited their glue factory. There was no other choice; having bought such excellent ink and such fine chili powder, I was worried about what would happen if the envelope opened along the way. The letter would take three months to reach its destination, and I was truly anxious. Fortunately, the goblins could solve this problem
The letter has been sent
My answer is very simple, because the reason is inherently simple. She looks down on me
I ask: "Why?"
I cannot resist, as those officers from the military intelligence bureau are my senior brothers, and I must give them face
The reason for the appearance of personnel from the Military Intelligence Bureau is that I am an assassin and do not belong to the category of law-abiding citizens; they reported me to the Criminal Investigation Department, and the sheriff found a file indicating that I am a candidate for special agents, having undergone relevant training. Therefore, I cannot be handled by the sheriff and the court according to general principles, but must be handed over to the Military Intelligence Bureau, which will then transfer the case to the Royal Prosecutor's Office
They surrounded me excitedly, saying: "This is so satisfying, so sensational." Since the establishment of the Xiandu Kingdom, no one has dealt such a heavy blow to the Ministry of Justice. They intend to leverage my boldness to study how to conduct a large-scale prison break. I expressed my agreement and collaborated with them to develop a plan, contributing many important suggestions
I said, I haven't graduated, and I don't love studying. Whether or not I have a diploma, I live the same way, and this is freedom
However, it is evident that the prosecutor does not care at all about his reputation; I suspect he may not have a reputation at all. He grinned maliciously as he picked up the letter I had given to the Wind Serpent and said, "Someone needs to take advantage of the moment."
I thought for a long time and ultimately decided to write it a letter
That thing is really spicy
It has been six months since I received a reply from them
This is the latest brand of super adhesive, which will not lose its effectiveness for one hundred years. Once bonded, it is an absolutely unbreakable tar-like adhesive!
Can you imagine the extent of that pain
I expect the letter to take one month to arrive.
Its only drawback is that it is slightly toxic; however, this minor flaw can be compensated for by the sincerity of a true friend who writes heartfelt letters. Moreover, it can also repel mosquitoes and flies, causing any small creatures that pass by the letter to bleed from all seven orifices and die
I was taken to the Royal Prosecutor's Office, where, as a civil servant who has attended military school and receives no salary, I was required to undergo an investigation
The letter traveled for three months, and the faceless one replied, saying that it had not received any letters for a long time in the icy and snowy wilderness of the distant northern border. It is a very lonely creature, and receiving my letter made it very happy. It asked me to send its regards to everyone in the Kingdom of Xian Du. Then it inquired why it needed its teeth.
The investigation is very simple
Then I picked a pumpkin in the pumpkin field, laughing heartily as I stabbed it many times, just like usual. Only by killing that woman could I free myself from my psychopathy and gain the courage to face real life. Before this and - picture - book, I did not want to kill anyone. As an assassin who did not graduate from middle school, not being able to go out to work and earn money was such a great pain
They said it is no longer needed. They came to find me because the insurance company refused to continue paying the compensation, stating that this is a criminal case, classified as a premeditated murder. They require a case to be filed before any claims can be processed; otherwise, they cannot submit a report regarding the classification of the claim. They also suspect that I am in cahoots with the Emerald Dragon, the Molten Hound, and the Faceless One. They have been trying to arrest me but have lacked evidence, and now they have not considered my connection with the Wind Serpent.
The advanced intellectuals are indeed different
Two months later, the Molten Hound replied. The handwriting was difficult to read, and it ended with a paw print. It stated that it could not read and did not understand what I was saying. If I had any matters to discuss, I could go find it for a face-to-face conversation
Six months later, it replied that killing is wrong. It then asked me why I wanted to kill that woman
While writing this letter, I kept covering my nose, having to step outside for fresh air after writing a few words, as the fumes from the ink are no joke. Yet, I persevered to finish it. I kept telling myself to remain calm and not to cry, but when I was putting the chili powder into the envelope, I couldn't help but weep.
Due to this unexpected incident, I was imprisoned
Half a month later, the Supreme Procuratorate of Xiandu re-examined the case, and she read the judgment with gritted teeth
The Wind Serpent is not merely a monstrous snake that runs amok; it is notorious and possesses a very poor disposition
The prosecutor cleared his throat and read my letter. The strong language I used resonated passionately through the prosecutor's voice in the courthouse. After he finished reading, he struck the gavel, and the sound echoed in the hall of the courthouse. Good news! Almost immediately, they denied any connection between me and the Wind Serpent, affirming instead that I was in league with the Faceless One. To substantiate this claim, they picked up the last letter I had sent to the Faceless One. Almost immediately, they denied any connection between me and the Wind Serpent, affirming instead that I was in league with the Faceless One. To substantiate this claim, they picked up the last letter I had sent to the Faceless One.
I protest; they are imposing coercive laws and perverting justice to satisfy their sordid voyeuristic desires in the name of the state
The prosecutor said: "I will tear up your letter"
I place my hopes in the Faceless One
The jury's reasoning is: those monsters do not possess the nationality of the Xian Du Kingdom and belong to highly intelligent beings, thus they should be considered foreign citizens. The Emerald Dragon is of the dragon race, the Magma Hound belongs to the fire elemental realm, the Faceless One is of the insect race, and the Wind Serpent is of the serpent race. My friendly letters to them have caused all of this, which amounts to collusion with foreign entities
As soon as I entered, I was warmly welcomed by the bandits lining the way. They affectionately referred to me as "cellmate"; some offered me cigarettes, others invited me to drink, and some asked me to play cards, all without requiring a single cent from me, and there were women to accompany me. I realized that everything here had completely spiraled out of control; they had smashed all the cages and broken through the walls leading to the women's prison. I was astonished by the luxurious life inside the prison and even learned to smoke; I had never lived this well outside. I discovered that everything here had completely spiraled out of control; they had smashed all the cages and broken through the walls leading to the women's prison. I was astonished by the luxurious life inside the prison and even learned to smoke; I had never lived this well outside.
Forty percent of the members of the prosecutor's office suffered casualties, rendering its functions completely paralyzed, awaiting personnel reorganization. After recovery, half of them experienced the aftereffects of weeping in the wind. The director of the Alliance Postal Bureau and all members of the jury developed asthma due to their proximity, yet they claimed no blame on themselves or on God; compared to the prosecutor's paralysis and hydrocephalus, they felt quite satisfied. His remaining life, and even the first fifty years after his death, would be spent clinging to those two pieces of envelope. Moreover, unless he were to die, any contact with those two sheets of parchment would provoke an emotional outburst from him.
I replied to explain: I want to make a knife from its teeth. I want to kill a person. A woman
The solution is to stab him twice, one knife in each hand
Except for me, everyone in the room was taken away for detoxification, and I had tears and mucus flowing for several days. I immediately covered my nose and jumped out of the window.
The prosecutor sneered, "Shall we have another one?"
A month later, the Jade Dragon was the first to reply. Its handwriting was beautiful, and its words were sincere. It said that the place where it lived had no postal service. I believed it. I replied, telling it not to worry, as the postal service of the Empire was developing rapidly, and life would become increasingly convenient.
It cried upon receiving my letter, saying that it hasn't had such a trustworthy friend in a long time
The prosecutor is quite stout, wearing a red robe with an air of authority. "My greatest hobby is opening other people's letters, hehe," he asked the jury, "Do you have any objections?"
After years of practice, I have become quite adept at writing letters, articulating my words with great strength, and sternly informing it that I have evidence and the right to claim its tooth. Furthermore, it cannot disregard my existence with various excuses such as postal disruptions, illiteracy, or lost items; otherwise, I will send an unlicensed lawyer to trouble it
I patiently explained to her that she holds a significant position, and no one would dare to kill her, so hiring someone was not an option; she is stronger than I am and walks faster than I do, so I cannot push her into the ditch; even if I did, she is an excellent swimmer and would climb back up on her own; she is also a great mage, while I am merely a petty thief; if two strikes cannot kill her, it would be I who would die.
They showed me the list of employees from the Alliance Postal Bureau, and the names of the elite postal workers were written in red. I asked what the red letters meant, and they said it indicated that they had died. I inquired why they had died, and they explained it was due to duty-related sacrifices. I expressed my respect to them and conveyed my willingness to write more letters to continue supporting the postal service
They greeted me with great warmth, and the first thing they said was: "Hey, haven't you graduated from middle school yet?"
He said: "Just inhaling a little will be enough to make one feel as if they are dying from the spiciness; even if it doesn't kill you, you will be in tears and snot for an entire year, and there is an 80% chance that you will lose your sense of sight and smell from then on. You wouldn't want to make a mistake while cooking, would you?"
I wrote in my reply that this world has light and reason. Please take care of your health, and there is no need to worry or respond, as I will take it upon myself to retrieve that tooth.
I wrote to it, asking how its health is. I also mentioned that it doesn't matter whether it gives me its teeth or not; a little money would suffice. Because I have been waiting for its reply, I haven't been able to work, and every day I can only eat pumpkin
The prosecutor's wife is very angry. She said she wants to hang me. She really did it. Because she is the chief prosecutor, this case has now been transferred to the Supreme Procuratorate of the Xiandu Kingdom
I condemned the insurance company, demanding the protection of my reputation, and expressed my difficulty regarding the lack of correspondence. "You must understand, both of these letters are very important to me"
As the director of the Alliance Postal Bureau, I cast a grateful glance at him; what a righteous voice! It has cast aside hatred and prejudice