1. Wedding

My first love is also my pen pal

In the end, we concluded that this is a matter of money, and then we went home to wash up and sleep

In our Xiandu Kingdom, like those very ordinary places, there exists a rather commonplace custom known as a wedding

The response immediately shook the dust from the gaps in the ceiling, causing it to fall. The frenzied air rushed in like the moment a furnace is opened, bringing with it a wave of heat that scorched the face, turning it bright red

Based on the above three points, I have no reason not to marry her. I am the most suitable candidate for marriage; I am a wanted criminal, who am I afraid of

Especially when she said: "If you don't do it, I will kill you"

"Why isn't he coming?" Nana looked very surprised

Long live the Marshal! Long live! Long live!

Perhaps you do not believe it, but everything began for the sake of a wedding

At this point, let me introduce myself

I also do not wish to invite too many people, as they do not understand you and there may be some disturbances. Nana happily counted on her fingers, "Our family relatives, cousins, various lords, princes, princesses, the Super Mage Corps, teachers and classmates from the Mage Association, some legion commanders, and some despicable individuals... Just these few essential people need to be invited, around three to four thousand, five hundred tables should be sufficient.

A knight clad in armor and draped in a violet legion cloak approached, removed his gloves, and knelt on one knee, bowing respectfully: "Chief, the task has been accomplished, and everyone has returned"

I instinctively stood on my tiptoes, as Nana was half a head taller than me. The light coming through the window illuminated my face

I expressed my disbelief regarding her explanation. Making a firm decision must be very painful. She said that in a few days we can ask the Pope himself for the details. I asked where the Pope is now, and she said he is in a box. I inquired about the location of the box, and she replied that it is on the ship

She raised her wrist lightly and shouted loudly: "My warriors!"

The deafening shouts suddenly echoed throughout the castle, and the earth-shaking footsteps surged forward in waves with an overwhelming momentum. Nana strolled onto the balcony, and the magical radiance before her unfolded like wings, showering down beams of light from the high tower, enveloping everyone in her majestic magical glow, allowing them to feel her power

The expression on the Pope's face seemed utterly incredulous, as if my incompatibility with Nana were a harbinger of divine retribution, the sole reason for the impending destruction of the world. Whatever the case may be, there are many things in this world that people like him will never comprehend.

Nana is not angry at all. It would be simpler for her to admit her mistake and give the priest five dollars. However, she still cannot give the priest five dollars. I said I could give it, but he still refused, saying it is not a matter of money. Since it is going to be wasted, it is better to waste a bit more; even if it is wasted, it will not be given to the church.

There were countless new grievances and old grudges, accumulating over time. Five years ago, when I enlisted, you placed me in the cultural troupe and said that the young girl had a bright future! Four years ago, when I and four hundred brothers formed a death squad, you didn't even send a senior pastor! When my best warriors were drinking dirty water in the mud pits, with maggots in their wounds and no clean water to wash them, you were able to take a bath! The hamburger my father had saved for three days was gone in a blink, eaten by you! When my best warriors were drinking dirty water in the mud pits, with maggots in their wounds and no clean water to wash them, you were able to take a bath! The hamburger my father had saved for three days was gone in a blink, eaten by you! Little Jimmy clearly had the amulet you gave him from m.hetushucom.com, yet after his death, he turned into a ghoul!

After looking at several wedding dresses, the newspaper reported that the Holy Light Knights had already been defeated due to a significant disparity in forces, with half of the members being beaten into a state of covering their eyes due to obstruction

If I do not possess the above three points, I am not much better than a pig. I am destined to bear the responsibilities bestowed upon me by heaven, which is to marry Nana

The Baixian Church is quite unethical

Women are all vengeful; which woman would claim she never holds a grudge? Do not believe it for a moment.

It should be said that "the reality I have always been unwilling to face" is such a significant figure. She is the Supreme Commander of the Navy of the Baixian Empire, and at the same time, she is the Supreme Commander of the United Front of the Five Nations, which consists of the High Elf Kingdom of the Eternal Forest, the Dwarven Kingdom of Soladin, the Crimson Flame Red Dragon Empire, and the Caucasus Republic. She is a figure of greater stature than a king

Long live the undefeated Alliance Grand Marshal Nana Jinmeier!

But I dare. Because not getting married, my fate is also death

I understood her as soon as she said that

There is a bump on Bini's head, indicating that she did not hear incorrectly. The Pope said to him, "Rude," and bestowed upon him this bump

"Where is your divine power? If the Holy Light still favors you, it is only you!" Nana's joy comes from beating others, a fact I confirmed when she was just four years old. The stick fell relentlessly, striking the Pope until he lay prostrate on the ground. Nana spat and said, "Scoundrel! If my father were not your benefactor, I would impale you on the spire like a heretic, letting the spire enter through your backside and emerge from your mouth!"

2, I am very good at writing love letters

I am a wanted criminal

Is it true that she is really getting married? This is not a rumor, misunderstanding, April Fool's joke, conspiracy, turmoil, or anything else possible. Is General Nana really getting married?

Every pause in the speech is like a stick striking the head, accompanied by the Pope's cries of anguish

When Pope Nicholas V arrived at the capital of Gilan County, Jinmeier City, he was sitting in a chair with his thumb in his mouth, appearing somewhat senile

We only need a small church, inviting my closest relatives and friends. Nana smiled at me, holding my hand, saying, "For those who have cared for me for a long time, this is not surprising; I only need a small church."

Strategists have commented that the cost of this naval exercise was very high

Nana responded with a nasal tone. After careful and serious consideration, I concluded that giving the priest five dollars would not suffice. Thus, we unlawfully requisitioned the Pope and the old man Cage to appear. Night fell, and the church turned into a small dark room; the Pope did not arrive, and Benny returned alone.

She holds more power than the king and is more respected than the pope

This inexplicable military conflict is referred to as the "Wedding Dress War," lasting a total of nineteen days. Throughout the entire conflict, there were no casualties, as weapons were essentially not used. No residents were displaced; in fact, they purchased tickets to watch and even set up betting pools. The king himself was completely indifferent to this matter, as he had just returned from a foreign visit. The greatest concern in the royal city was that the seven-year-old Prince Luther had placed a bet and won two hundred dollars

"No one can stop us from getting married," Nana said

Nana! I shouted while there was still soy milk flowing from my nose

Nana asked, "Are you happy?" Then she began to tell a story. Last night, the bright moon over Xiandu looked like this. The Pope received a gift brought by the Legion Commander and was in quite a good mood. He had heard that our place is picturesque and has a humid climate, which is very suitable for his retirement. Under the guidance of the divine, he suddenly made a firm decision to pay attention to the distant small county, spreading his residual warmth to preach to the soldiers on the front lines.

However, the need for a pope does not imply that she respects the pope. Her family's territory has increased five hundred times compared to five hundred years ago, reaching its peak in her generation—national hero.

The guest will be decided by her, as there are not many people in my family. Indeed, I have written to a few individuals to inform them that Nana and I are getting married, but I am unsure if the letters have been delivered. Given my strained relationship with the postal service, it is not surprising that I have not received any replies. I truly have very few friends; even if there is no one in the groom's half of the guest list, I would not find it strange.

I believe that his tone carries many meanings

After living with Nana for such a long time, I finally understand why there is such a large lawn in front of the Violet Palace; it turns out it is not a football field. Looking down from the window of the Leader's Tower, people appear like ants.

How many men can forget their first love? I fear not a single one, especially when it evolved from a pen pal. I met Jean when I was six, and from that moment, my mundane life was transformed into something grand and tumultuous; I met Nana when I was six and a half, and once again, my life changed, becoming rather uneventful.

I only have 5 yuan

Different races and cultures view weddings in the same way—hosting guests is all that matters. A mouth that is fed is a mouth that is silenced.

While I was halfway through looking at the wedding dress, I heard that the Violet Legion's left wing had gathered one hundred and forty battleships in the East China Sea, sinking four yachts belonging to the Pope and capturing eight hundred people

"The day after tomorrow, let's go with the day after tomorrow." Nana was ultimately very satisfied with the Pope's service attitude. It is now June, and she must act quickly. Being a June bride is the dream of all young girls. Although there is not much difference between marrying in July and June, the title of July bride sounds much less appealing than that of June bride.

Otherwise, it is legally referred to as illegal cohabitation, and colloquially known as adultery.

Hello

"My teddy bear," he said, "I want my teddy bear. I cannot sleep without holding my teddy bear"

I, as an upright bandit, have always believed that the church is a lucrative target for robbery. However, now I cannot think that way as I am about to get married

What is notoriety? This is notoriety

The sound of horns echoed, and the distant gate opened. The rhythmic footsteps of soldiers marching were intermingled with the fierce cries of warhorses, surging forth. I pushed open the window and looked down; countless flags stretched endlessly, the polished armor and shields gleamed so brightly that it was blinding. The distinctive white cloaks of the Violet Legion formed a dazzling expanse under the sunlight. Every fifteen steps they took would incite a wave of fervent shouts, instilling fear in the hearts of those who listened. I pushed open the window and looked down; countless flags stretched endlessly, the polished armor and shields gleamed so brightly that it was blinding. The distinctive white cloaks of the Violet Legion formed a dazzling expanse under the sunlight. Every fifteen steps they took would incite a wave of fervent shouts, instilling fear in the hearts of those who listened.

After a long period of deep contemplation, I have decided to marry Nana. Nana is a powerful figure; she said that as long as I marry her, no one will dare to bully me. If I refuse her, she will beat me to death, so I agreed.

But just how great is the big shot

However, this incident stirred up a hornet's nest, causing both the church and the royal city garrison to become quite tense, as they were uncertain about the intentions of the Violet Legion. The right-wing legion was in a standoff with the Holy Knights of the Church, with tensions running high and a major conflict seemingly imminent. The center front appeared more refined, as the Royal Cavalry represented the king rather than the pope, engaging in a six-minute negotiation with the commander of the Violet Legion, during which both sides agreed to remain at a standstill. After the negotiations concluded, both parties shared a hot pot meal and played dice. By dawn the next day, each commander had lost twenty dollars.

I am an ordinary man, lacking striking looks and the ambition to save the world. Nana often calls me a fool, but as a man about to marry the most talked-about leading lady, I possess three significant advantages

Thank you for your hard work! Nana pretended that nothing had happened, extending her delicate little hand to gently tap his palm. The latter wholeheartedly kissed the back of her hand.

Even a shadow alone is quite frightening. I asked her if she intended to build a chapel of holy light to overshadow the Pope. She replied no, as she is a devout follower of the Baixian faith. She wishes to bring the Pope here to spend his retirement, and she will take care of him for the latter part of his life, helping him find peace in death. The small chapel must not be taller than the one in the capital, as that would make it seem disrespectful to both the divine and the king from her family's perspective.

One day during breakfast, I sprayed soy milk everywhere because I saw the spire of the Holy Light Chapel appear in the distance

I fear Jean because she is the Chief Executive Officer of the Intelligence Bureau, the only person in this world capable of capturing me

I am quite timid, so I quietly asked: "If I find a priest and give him five dollars, will it go more smoothly?"

3, my reputation is quite significant

Then she illuminated the Pope's eyes with the strong light of her staff, to prevent him from fainting midway or regaining his dignity. "Your responsibility is to ensure that my husband and I, along with our descendants, do not encounter any issues with the household registration. Only after you have accomplished this will you be a respected Pope, do you understand? I need a relatively private wedding, but the household registration must be accurate."

It is merely a mirage, a play of light and shadow created by magic, to see the effect after completion. Nana waved to me from the far end of the table, signaling me to clean up the soy milk by myself

Yet in my heart, she remains that willful little girl with a runny nose

In order to agree to this, we decided to engage in some inappropriate activities. The architect has left, and now we have just the right amount of time. Unexpectedly, a griffin suddenly swooped in from outside the window and landed on the balcony. We quickly separated, and Nana kicked me into the small dark room. As a national hero and a legion commander, she cannot be seen within two meters of a man of questionable character.

I am lying on the bed in the small dark room, pulling my own hair.

Only this time, I rushed in front of Nana: "You wouldn't want me to strangle you, would you?"

In fact, there is.

Which reckless individual is capable of undertaking this great responsibility

Five years ago, when Nana left me and pushed the door open, she was merely a headstrong little girl, at best a powerful young sorceress, spoiled by the Admiral of the Navy and the only daughter of her family. Now, she is referred to as the Savior, holding direct command over six hundred thousand Alliance troops, with more than ten legions declaring that they will only accept Grand Marshal Nana's leadership, aside from their own king. More than five thousand people have proposed to her, and many have framed her replies to hang in their living rooms. Now, she is referred to as the Savior, holding direct command over six hundred thousand Alliance troops, with more than ten legions declaring that they will only accept Grand Marshal Nana's leadership, aside from their own king. More than five thousand people have proposed to her, and many have framed her replies to hang in their living rooms

The next morning, the Iron Furnace Daily reported that Nana's personal guard—the Violet Legion—had recalled 140,000 troops from the front lines, advancing towards the capital, Xiandu City, in three separate groups. The reason remains unclear. However, this is not my concern; Nana wants me to accompany her in selecting a wedding dress. She has 140 fashion designers from both domestic and international backgrounds to choose from, and even if she meets with four or five each day, it would take a month to see them all

five hundred tables

The Pope asked, weeping, "So, who exactly do you wish to marry?"

Nana tugged at my clothes and pushed me in front of the Pope, proudly asking: "Isn't he handsome?"

The Pope is crying in fear on the ground

I am a pretty boy

This is the biggest trouble

Our Xiandu Kingdom is a major political and religious power, thus the regulations are somewhat more complex. In addition to hosting a banquet, one must also obtain permission from the Baixian Holy See, and the wedding must be officiated by clergy of equivalent status; otherwise, the banquet is considered invalid and must be re-hosted. Ignoring the Holy See is legally termed illegal cohabitation, and colloquially referred to as adultery, resulting in children born out of wedlock not being registered.

Nana said: "So silly, the distance from my thumb tip to my nose tip!"

Pope Paul V curled up under the stick, continuously screaming, "It’s not me, I only manage those welfare systems..."

I believe the key awareness here is to express doubt, doubt about the possibility of the groom's existence in this world. At this point, I also find it quite astonishing.

This old man is the pope, revered by the masses as a spiritual leader? Once, I kissed the dirt beneath his feet, and the feet of his female disciples, then sought his forgiveness? I feel my worldview is collapsing. No, this is not true, I cannot accept it. Even if killing him would be a good thing, let him live. I am the son of a farmer, I am willing to be ignorant, I am willing to live in foolishness; I do not wish to know such truths.

Nana said that a big shot cannot marry a priest, cannot marry a cleric, and cannot marry a bishop; they must marry a pope, otherwise it would be embarrassing. In her family's genealogy, every external family member connected to the family line has a pope, and this has continued for five hundred years; it cannot be interrupted from her side

Just as she finished speaking, she sneezed and covered her nose with her hand. Later, that length was referred to as a 'xian dou ma', which is one-tenth of an inch.

"Hit my servant! Show off to me! Postpone my wedding!" Nana shouted while hitting, "Do you want me to tell you loudly? No! Oppose! A! Legion! Commander!"

Long live the lord! Long live! Long live!

I do not care about the changes in the height of the church steeple; I am merely puzzled as to why the Pope has come here to retire. The scenery in Shilan County is quite nice, but it is also a naval base and the front line for the expeditionary forces.

Three expedition fleets docked at the port near the capital, with troop transport ships arriving continuously. A cavalry unit of five thousand men, after a brief regrouping, set off towards the southern part of Xiandu. Along the way, there was no one to obstruct them, but some people scattered flowers on the dirt path, as the Violet Army and the *Tu* *Shu* Corps were local regiments. Five years ago, they had responded to Nana's call from this very place and followed her to participate in the expedition. They had achieved great renown, and entering the city was akin to returning home. Anyone who dared to stop them, with tens of thousands returning home to see their mothers, would surely be met with severe consequences. Five years ago, they had responded to Nana's call from this very place and followed her to participate in the expedition. They had achieved great renown, and entering the city was akin to returning home. Anyone who dared to stop them, with tens of thousands returning home to see their mothers, would surely be met with severe consequences

She was referring to the "Little" Church of the Holy Light. I then reminded her that no small church can be built in less than ten or eight years. We then thought that rather than illegally requisitioning another larger local church, it would be better to simply use the hall of the Violet Palace.

Jean has a beautiful face, a devilishly attractive figure, and a pair of unparalleled swords. Everyone fears Nana, but Jean does not. Everyone wants to kill me, but Jean does not wish to.

A name that haunts me with fear is Gene Langston

So when I inquired about the details of the wedding, Nana scoffed and said, "Benny, have that old man come over."

I do not pity the Pope at all; more people who do not suffer will not be diligent. I am familiar with this path, for I am one of those people. I need not explain how many times I have been beaten by Nana, just as I need not explain how deep our love is

When I was sentenced to be hanged by the neck, Nana burst into the execution ground, severed the noose, and beat up several thousand people on the spot, bringing me, who was deeply wounded in spirit, back home. From that day on, she became my only support in this life. Once I stepped out of the gates of the Violet Castle, I would be hunted down. At least thirty constables and three hundred bounty hunters lay in wait at the entrance for me to be alone, but they dared not enter Nana's home.

Kaidji V experienced dementia, nearly being killed by a girl of his granddaughter's generation, being tied up and having a spire inserted from his backside and coming out of his mouth. He had made as thorough a psychological preparation as I had, yet upon seeing my smile, he still shouted: "Wanted criminal Cardinan!"

If a banquet requires eight people and eight square meters of floor space, along with some aisles, catering services, order maintenance, and parking, a conservative estimate suggests that approximately fifty hectares of banquet venue would be sufficient

However, when he saw Nana, he seemed to return to normal all at once, his hands and feet cold with fear. Nana swung her staff and struck him on the head immediately, bringing him back to complete normalcy

What she referred to as Binny is not a rabbit, but her loyal high elf servant, and that old man's full name is Pope Nicholas Cage V, who served as my idol during my long childhood. His complete title is Skywalker, the Advocate of the Holy Light, the Supreme Spiritual Leader, His Holiness Pope Nicholas Cage V. May the Holy Light be with you! His complete title is Skywalker, the Advocate of the Holy Light, the Supreme Spiritual Leader, His Holiness Pope Nicholas Cage V. May the Holy Light be with you!

Is there anything else that can stop us

Upon seeing the window wide open, a loud call came from a distant place: "Salute to Lord Jinmeier!"

I wholeheartedly agree, having endured countless trials of wind, snow, and hail, I truly cannot think of anyone who could disrupt our wedding. I dare not oppose, who else could oppose?

The designer came over and asked: "So how much should we reduce it by?"

Nana has been a super willful little girl since childhood. When she loses her sanity, she will not hesitate to destroy this world—but she may not have the confidence to create a new one. To protect this world, I must marry her. My sacrifice is significant

Being in a relationship with Nana could lead to being killed by her or having sulfuric acid thrown on me by her fervent admirers