Chapter 3: Unexpected Calamity

Song Hao clicked in with some curiosity

As if experienced personally

Song Hao was not interested in this and continued to scroll down. With the new semester just starting, there was not much news. However, what flooded the screen were the tearful clearance sales from senior students in their fourth year. From pots and pans to reference books for graduate school entrance exams, and even class notes needed for retakes, everything was available, showcasing a wide variety.

Agree + 3

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Song Hao furrowed his brow in contemplation, yet his memory was somewhat hazy. He only vaguely recalled that he had been snoring while sleeping, consequently, the two sisters who were reviewing left.

By evening, the three roommates still had not returned. However, they did call Song Hao, suggesting an all-night session at the internet café and forming a team. Should I go?

The more one fears something, the more likely one is to encounter it. At 10 PM, when the lights in the dormitory are turned off, Song Hao checks his phone for the last time and sadly realizes that he is only a short distance away from the bottom of the campus celebrity ranking.

Agree + 1

The headlines naturally focus on the new students' arrival, with reporters from the campus network even creating a special feature on this topic, which includes introductions to high achievers who scored high marks as well as statistics on how many cute girls have joined this year

It is done, my lifelong reputation!

Gudong

Everyone, please show some kindness; is it too much to ask to be single for just four years in university

Song Hao was somewhat lost in thought. If he were a few years younger, it would not be surprising for him to occasionally indulge in youthful fantasies. The problem is, he has long since passed the age of indulging in such illusions.

It is detestable; who on earth put their own photo up there

In that case, with the mocking nature of a few roommates, one can forget about having a peaceful semester. At the slightest disturbance, this story will be brought up by them, with full mockery and various forms of ridicule.

Subsequently, Song Hao felt a sense of shame; cultivation, how could such a thing exist in the world? Moreover, even the cultivators in the books could all abstain from food, yet he had never seen that immortal who would eat and drink so recklessly without regard for their image

Yes, single for a lifetime

Agree + 2

Moreover, due to the angle chosen, my sleeping posture was captured in an extremely unflattering way. Not to mention that it has never been retouched, even the most powerful beauty software would be of no help.

There are also those who express their disagreement: "One cannot say it this way; fortune and misfortune are interdependent. As the saying goes, 'different strokes for different folks.' How can you be so sure that there are no girls who like this type?"

As a seasoned homebody, gaming is also a competitive sport that Song Hao is fond of. Under normal circumstances, he would not mind joining his roommates for a wild gaming session. However, considering today's various unfavorable conditions, he is concerned that instead of defeating monsters, he might end up being toyed with by them.

Could it be that he took this photo for me

It is said that what one thinks about during the day will manifest in dreams at night. If one does not believe in this, how could it...

He would never do such a foolish thing as giving someone leverage, so he simply and decisively declined over the phone, citing physical discomfort

Has something interesting happened at the school, or have exceptionally handsome or beautiful individuals been discovered among the new students

What if he gets accepted into the graduate program of this university

However, it truly looks very delicious

Well, that would truly be unfortunate

Unfortunately, Song Hao did not have anything that needed to be purchased; otherwise, the prices here are much cheaper than those on shopping websites

What is even more shameful is that I unconsciously drooled all over the place while dreaming of delicious food during my sleep, and the other party captured it very clearly.

Yet there are still those who remain oblivious, such as a certain individual engrossed in playing mobile games with Bluetooth, completely unaffected by the situation

Suddenly, a recently updated news article caught Song Hao's attention

How was I captured on camera by someone

Song Hao suddenly widened his eyes: "Isn't this the picture of delicious food that I accidentally drooled over while dreaming after falling asleep in the library this afternoon?"

Since half an hour has passed and not a single word has been memorized, continuing to read has lost its significance. Learning requires efficiency. Song Hao decided to take a break. This day has not felt very smooth for him.

The dream was remarkably vivid.

Whether it is cultivation, supernatural abilities, or magical time travel, these are all elements found only in novels. Reality is quite mundane, devoid of any celestial powers; what exists are merely the three fundamental laws of physics.

Behind the screen, the poor Song Hao has already fainted from crying in the restroom. The campus celebrity list is dominated not only by handsome men and beautiful women but also by academic achievers. For instance, there are those who have achieved good rankings in national competitions, and others who, despite being only in their second year, have passed the English Level 8, Computer Level 4, and obtained their driver's license, while also claiming they aim to simultaneously pursue qualifications as a certified public accountant and a registered architect.

Song Hao felt a sudden darkness before his eyes

Without saying a word, today several individuals wanted to take advantage of the situation to obtain the contact information of a cute girl, but their scheme completely failed. Therefore, they decided to go to an internet café to team up and hunt monsters to vent their frustrations

However, with so many comments, this one quickly got buried, and then someone came out to stir the pot: "I actually think that for this guy, it is a blessing rather than a curse; at least he should have a place on the campus celebrity list."

Ironically, this unreliable statement went unchallenged, and instead, everyone expressed their agreement in a flood of messages.

Those upstairs, it can't be that exaggerated, at most one would remain single for a lifetime on campus

This is a message that was just released ten minutes ago, yet it has garnered a significant amount of attention in a very short period of time. In terms of popularity, it is no less than that of a headline topic.

Wait, why does this picture look so familiar

Some people gloat: "It's over, this guy will never find a girlfriend in his lifetime."

Song Hao made a cameo as a famous detective, but unfortunately, his memory was too vague. Moreover, even if he were to identify the person, it would be of no use—he could hardly remember that guy's appearance

"Come on, who would like this type? Even sleeping is done in such a disgusting way"

At that time, I will have no face to attend class

However, on the campus network, it became extremely lively due to this news

This is the rhythm of a strong push to make the rankings, thinking about how to outshine the top students. With the glorious experience of drooling in sleep, Song Hao felt a sense of futility about entering the campus celebrity list

No, if I were to be on the list because of this matter, it would not only bring no honor but would also make me the laughingstock of the academy. Not to mention, just the thought of the mocking gazes from a few roommates makes Song Hao feel a wave of darkness before his eyes.

Rich in illustrations and text

There are numerous discussions among the people

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This statement is quite reasonable, leaving me speechless

"No way, I think he is sleeping very soundly, and the drooling must be because he is dreaming of delicious food." Someone is surprisingly close to guessing the truth

In the evening, Song Hao, having nothing to do, casually played a couple of mobile games, and then opened the campus app to see if there was anything interesting on it.

Song Hao swallowed hard, and unconsciously, he recalled the delicious food from his dream, which was truly exquisite

Song Hao was very clear about this point. Although he enjoyed reading novels, he merely regarded them as a tool for relaxation and stress relief, and he would not naively believe in them.