Chapter 4, Aunt Wang

One day, I told a risqué joke: "There is a shared bathroom for both men and women, and everyone has to queue to take a shower. At that moment, Qiang asked Xiao Li, 'Xiao Li, is anyone washing down there?' Xiao Li angrily replied, 'I can wash down there myself!' Hmph..."

In an instant, both my cousin and I were stunned, and a silence fell over us

After sending Aunt Wang off, my cousin and I returned to the room, and neither of us spoke.

My cousin listened with great joy and urged me to continue. Seeing that she momentarily forgot her fear, I continued to speak.

"Who is still a child? I am already 18 years old, I am an adult now. You can say whatever you want. Besides, it seems inappropriate for us to sleep in the same bed, but haven't we done that already?" My cousin appeared to be indifferent.

"Brother, tell me a joke!" my cousin suddenly said as she leaned against me.

"It's nothing, I just wanted to ask you if you've seen any suspicious individuals?" Aunt Wang said after a brief pause

How dare you ask me what I'm doing after you knocked on the door and ran away, scaring me? How can you still question me? I will take action against you

I spoke with Aunt Wang for a while, and generally, her family's situation is quite similar to ours, which completely rules out the possibility of a prank. However, I do not think this is a good thing; I would actually prefer it to be a prank. That way, I could eventually catch the person and give them a good beating. But if it is not a prank, then it becomes mysterious, and those things are something I hardly dare to think about

By the way, Aunt Wang, you mentioned that someone also knocked on your door? Upon hearing Aunt Wang's words, I recalled something and, disregarding everything else, hurriedly inquired about the details of the matter.

"Well, since yesterday, there has been someone constantly knocking on our door, but when I opened it, there was no one there. At first, I didn't think much of it, but tonight the door suddenly opened by itself, and just now someone knocked again, yet when I opened the door, there was still no one. I'm a bit worried, so I thought I would come over to ask you. I'm really sorry to disturb you at such a late hour!" Aunt Wang explained her purpose for coming.

I can't take it anymore, damn it! I am determined to make you suffer today

Aunt Wang glanced at my attire, then looked at my cousin, and for a moment her expression seemed somewhat unusual

I suddenly felt a bit embarrassed and didn't know what to do

Haha, it's true, being cuckolded and taking the blame is indeed very tragic. But does watching others get into trouble also feel tragic? My cousin laughed, yet had some doubts.

Ah... Brother, you are quite lecherous! Hehe. Although it is not particularly funny, my cousin still laughed after hearing it, clearly indicating that she had never heard such a joke before

"Come on, brother, what is 'shooting cannon'?" My cousin began to act coy with me; this was her ultimate tactic.

Oh dear, I truly am a talent! I am very satisfied with my performance

"Heh... little girl, do you think I wouldn't dare to look? I'm just afraid you'll be shy." I turned around, not backing down, deliberately staring at my cousin's underwear.

"Hehe, brother, are you feeling embarrassed? You saw me just now when I was taking a leak, so what is there to be afraid of, hehe," my cousin said with a teasing smile.

However, I am also powerless; the atmosphere tonight is indeed somewhat terrifying, and I am a bit scared as well

Thinking of this, I became even angrier and ignored the shadowy figure, rushing forward with another strike. To my surprise, the person was indeed quick and managed to dodge again. Just as I was about to make another attempt, the hallway lights suddenly turned on, and at that moment, I could see clearly.

"Aunt Wang? How come it's you?" That person turned out to be my neighbor, Aunt Wang

The process of both parties creating the fruit of love... What is that...? Why are you telling me about such things, brother? You are really a big rogue!" As she spoke, my cousin was also hitting me with her little fists.

I opened the bathroom door, turned on the light, and as expected, the bathtub was once again filled with water, but this time the color seemed to be a bit redder than last time

"Indeed, have you also encountered such a situation?" Aunt Wang clearly understood the implication of my words

Ah? I am quite surprised. In such a strange atmosphere, how could I possibly be in the mood to tell jokes

Bathroom? So, your home is the same as ours. It seems this is truly not a prank. Could it be that there is something unclean?

Ah! You scared me to death. If I hadn't dodged quickly, you would have chopped me to pieces! Aunt Wang clutched her chest, gasping for breath.

I glanced at the clock; it was 3:30, not far from dawn. The darkness before dawn deepened, the rain grew heavier, and the thunder showed no signs of abating. Bolts of lightning struck the earth like bright whips, yet I had no intention of observing the intensity of the rain.

Uh... those are usually risqué jokes; you're still young, so it's not appropriate to discuss them with you I cleared my throat and said

The most miserable man and the books... Let me think... I don't know, many are quite tragic, aren't they?" My cousin pondered.

"Brother, don't you usually have a lot of jokes?" My cousin, seeing that I was at a loss for words, asked.

Oh, by the way, this is my cousin, and this is Aunt Wang. As soon as I saw Aunt Wang's expression, I thought she might misunderstand that I had brought a girl back, so I hurriedly introduced both parties.

What are you doing? A white shadow flashed and evaded my strike.

I did not anticipate this situation at all! It almost led to a loss of life

Suspicious person

Just as I was about to retort, I heard a knock at the door

"Pervert, you really are looking, aren't you?" My cousin quickly put down her nightgown and pouted, scolding me

"What is this again? I'm not a child anymore. Look, are there any children like me?" As she spoke, my cousin actually pressed her chest against me forcefully

"Why the cook of the artillery company?" My cousin was very surprised by my answer

I picked up the knife and silently walked out, my cousin also followed silently. This time, I did not hesitate any longer; no matter what it was, I had to find out!

I previously suspected it was a prank, but the moment he knocked on the door, I opened it and saw no one; it was definitely not human, as a person couldn't run away that quickly! I continued, "Also, I wonder if there are any issues with Aunt Wang's bathroom?"

I am truly at a loss for words. Wasn't it you who asked me to say this? Moreover, if I can explain such a word in this way, just imagine how many brain cells that must have cost me. I may not have made a contribution, but I have certainly put in effort. Besides, can an ordinary rogue reach my level www.hetushu.com.com?

I walked to the edge of the bathtub, my heart pounding. I suppressed the fear within me and leaned down to smell the water in the tub. Unlike before, this time it had a slight fishy odor.

The sound of water, a continuous splashing, was coming from the bathroom. I glanced at my cousin and noticed that she seemed to have heard it as well

"Oh dear, running away is not the same as firing a cannon; you, as a child, do not understand." Upon seeing that my cousin did not comprehend certain things, I felt it was not appropriate to explain them to her

"Do you know what the most miserable man in the world does?" I asked my cousin.

Hehe, actually, I am the cook of the artillery company!" I smiled slightly and said with a hint of mystery

I did not show any weakness either; when my cousin hit me, I did not hold back. I pinched her nose and tugged at her ears, and we rolled around, causing the blanket to fall off.

It is quite simple, you see, he wears a green hat, bears the blame, and can only watch others engage in intimate relations. Is there anything more tragic in the world

"It's nothing, we haven't been sleeping either..." Just as I was about to continue speaking, my cousin came out wearing a nightgown

This term, which is rather vulgar, can be more elegantly described as a necessary process through which two loving individuals create the fruits of their love. I truly admire myself for being able to explain such a term in such a refined and graceful manner

"Alright, I say, but let me make it clear first: you must not tell anyone that I shared these things with you!" As soon as I saw this girl acting coy, I was at a loss for words

... ...

Alright, I promise not to say anything!" The cousin readily agreed.

Brother, look! Cousin suddenly exclaimed, pointing at the marble countertop beside the bathtub

Yes, our situation is quite similar to what you mentioned. I also suspect that someone is playing a prank, but now I feel it is unlikely

I was instantly filled with rage; this is simply infuriating. Are you human or a ghost? Come out and show yourself. Have you become addicted to this knocking game? I grabbed a knife, disregarding the peach wood sword, and rushed out without even turning on the lights. I opened the door without caring whether anyone was there and swung the knife out.

At this moment, I finally saw our current state clearly. My cousin's nightgown had already been pulled up to her chest, and her underwear was slightly askew. Seeing this, I felt a bit embarrassed and turned my back.

However, it is good; telling a joke might lighten the atmosphere a bit. I began to search my mind, but the usual jokes I know are all risqué, which is not suitable for telling to my cousin. I wanted to find a relatively normal joke, but clearly, my mind was not functioning well at that moment. After thinking for a long time, I could only come up with a rather dull joke. After telling it, neither of us laughed, and there was a slight awkwardness in the atmosphere.

I apologize, Auntie, I thought it was..." I said awkwardly

Just as we were playing, the lights in the room suddenly turned on again, indicating that the power supply had been restored

Alright, you are an adult now, so I will share a few things. I see that my cousin doesn't mind, so I will no longer insist.

I know I won't be able to sleep tonight. My cousin is lying in my arms, and I can't move my body. Staying in one position is quite exhausting, so I asked her to loosen her grip a little. I adjusted myself into the most comfortable position, holding her like this, yet I still felt somewhat uneasy. After all, there is a distinction between genders. Although she is my cousin, it still doesn't seem quite appropriate.