Chapter 6: The Legendary Gunman

Meier did not pay attention to my response, but continued to ask: "Do you really like that feeling?"

Did I really hear that wrong? The tigress actually believed it, I really can't understand how she graduated from a prestigious university with that level of intelligence

The soft and delicate lips made me feel somewhat lightheaded, and what shocked me even more was that Mei'er actually used her tongue to tease my teeth, attempting to probe into my mouth. Xiaotian instantly became aroused, pressing directly against Mei'er's thigh

I suddenly feel a bit envious of Mei Er. If I could turn into a necklace, wouldn't I be able to lie in the beautiful woman's cleavage and sleep every day? However, thinking of the tigress waiting for me outside, I immediately walked out of the restroom

Meier is indeed a remarkable person, as she made me see red without lifting a finger

Meier was originally prepared to shake her head, but suddenly stopped. Biting her silver teeth, it seemed as if she had made a decision. She looked at me and said: "Alright, I am the one you rescued, so I will help you once more"

I had originally planned to scold her harshly, but looking at her charming appearance, I truly couldn't get angry. Mei'er suddenly looked at me with a serious expression and said, "Xia Tian, do you really like that feeling?"

First, one must inhale through the nose and exhale through the mouth. According to Zhao Meier, this is called "Tuna"

However, I still have some lingering doubts, and I asked Mei'er, "Are there any other methods?"

Just as I was immersed in joy, I suddenly felt someone patting my shoulder. Instinctively, I turned my head to look. It was no big deal not to look, but upon seeing, I was almost struck dumb with shock

As soon as Mei'er spoke these words, the recently relieved Xia Tian raised her head high, and feeling a warmth in her nose, blood began to flow out.

"Summer, hehe, you are so cute!" Mei'er laughed more and more exaggeratedly, until she noticed my expression was off and finally stopped.

Looking at Mei Er's skilled kissing technique, it is likely not her first time. However, being able to give such a beautiful little fox spirit a kiss for the first time is quite something

"Is it really that funny?" I said to Mei Er with a hint of annoyance.

Just now, you seemed quite happy. Do you really enjoy encountering such things? Mei'er looked at me and said with a smile that was almost a smile.

It is roughly about inhaling the spiritual energy from the air through the nose and then expelling the turbid air through the mouth. Over time, I have realized that this task is much more exhausting than engaging in self-pleasure.

Physically, there is nothing wrong, but I am mentally exhausted. I breathe in through my nose and exhale through my mouth. At first, it was manageable, but over time, I forgot about it. After all, for the past ten years, I have been breathing in and out through my nose. The key point is that this method of breathing does not provide any sensation, and before long, I became impatient.

Tempted by her, my hand instinctively reached for her bosom. Just as I was about to touch it, she unexpectedly dodged away, covering her mouth and letting out a light laugh, utterly enchanting. It was then that I realized I had been played.

This remark made the tigress recall what had just happened, causing her face to flush: "Did you not say you had already forgotten!" As she spoke, she reached out her hand, preparing to "cherish" me

Forget it, I don't want to think about it. Remember, what happened just now must not be told to anyone! The tigress spoke with an unusually strong tone. I pretended to be pondering something and looked at the tigress, asking in confusion: What just happened? How come I don't remember?

Fortunately, Xiaotian has already finished the water release, casually shook it a couple of times, and quickly pulled up his pants

Meier pushed aside with her hand, but as soon as she pushed it away, Xiaotian playfully bounced back. And Meier just kept pushing and pushing, this... this is it? Is this the legendary hand cannon?

I was about to respond to Mei'er, but she suddenly let go, looking at me with a shy expression and said: "What are you doing? Don't press something against me, that... that feeling is so strange!"

I pretended to be weak and said feebly: "It might be that I exercised too vigorously just now..."

Turning around to look at Mei'er, who was smiling at me, I said: "Mei'er, can you please not appear and disappear like this next time? It could be dangerous!" I sighed and added: "And this is the men's restroom, alright!"

"That is not the case." Upon hearing that there was still a chance to cultivate, the anxious heart was set at ease. Mei'er furrowed her willow-like brows and said, "If there were elixirs or spiritual herbs to refine your body, the speed of your cultivation would increase significantly"

I let out a cry of despair and said with a pained expression, "Teacher, you are bullying the patient!"

Is Mei'er really going to engage in dual cultivation with me? I can't believe it! I'm still a pure and innocent virgin, and I can't just give myself away for the first time here!

Hearing Mei Er's words, I almost spat blood; it seemed that she was the one teasing me. However, before I had the chance to speak, Mei Er reached out and, through my pants, grasped Xiao Xia Tian, saying: "Get up quickly, I can't transfer my true energy to you like this!"

The friction between my arms and the double peaks of the tigress along the way quickly made me forget the pain. After waiting for over ten years, heaven has finally opened its eyes!

Although I really want to maintain the appearance of an honest loser, seeing Mei Er so serious, I still honestly nodded my head

The fierce woman turned her head to the side and said with confidence, "So what if I bully you!" After saying this, she forcefully pulled me and walked towards the hospital room

"Who were you talking to in the restroom just now? And who is the tigress?" As soon as I walked out of the restroom, the tigress bombarded me with questions.

I instinctively nodded, but immediately felt something was amiss and wanted to shake my head in denial. However, Mei'er smiled seductively and said to me in a voice full of temptation, "Mine can also let me touch it, you know." As she spoke, she deliberately pushed her impressive bosom forward.

However, the tigress did not relent and struck me on the head with a single blow

I could hardly hear what she was saying, completely stunned there, and Xiaotian has grown a few more inches.

Although I knew that Mei'er was referring to the matter between me and the tigress, I still pretended to be oblivious, feigning ignorance: "Are you talking about the incident of urination?"

Meier looked at me and smiled helplessly: "You should go out quickly, staying in there for so long will raise suspicions." After saying this, she transformed back into a necklace and hung around my neck

It is truly a tremendous torment to make a loser patiently do this; I would rather take some time to relieve myself instead.

Meier looked at me helplessly: "How long has it been, and you already can't hold your patience? Cultivation emphasizes perseverance!" After a pause, Meier sighed: "Forget it, I can't blame you for this. The secular world has been polluted for so many years, and the spiritual energy has become very thin. Moreover, this place is too heavy with Yin energy, making it indeed difficult to absorb much spiritual energy."

Just as I was thinking, something suddenly came to my mind, and I shouted at Mei Er: "The tigress is not the person I like! Everything just now was an accident!" I truly am just a loser, even when I am trying to think about serious matters, I can still be distracted by this.

"Mei'er, your method is completely useless!" I said with some impatience, "I don't feel anything at all!"

The tigress looked at me and finally stopped frowning, smiling as she said, "At least you know how to be sensible!" As she turned around, she added, "Let's go, the food I brought for you is going to get cold." After saying this, she prepared to leave, and as I watched the tigress's figure, a sudden idea came to my mind

What Mei'er spoke of is quite similar to what is written in novels, such as drawing on the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, refining oneself, opening the mind, and enhancing one's consciousness. However, in practice, it is much more difficult.

This Mei'er is truly a fox spirit, no, she is originally one, and she is the most noble nine-tailed fox

Upon hearing the words "elixir and magical medicine," my heart sank by half. While I can still procure the Golden Gun Indestructible Pill and the Extraordinary Pleasure Powder, where can I find such elixirs and magical medicines

Returning to the hospital room, I lay contentedly on the bed and finished my meal before the fierce mother left. Being alone in the hospital room is indeed somewhat lonely, but my injuries have not fully healed yet, so for now, I can only stay here

I was taken aback upon hearing that, thinking to myself, what man wouldn't like such a thing? Even a eunuch would probably enjoy it, right? Of course, excluding men with special preferences

Her question left me feeling awkward. Should I say that I was just chatting with a beautiful fox spirit in the restroom? Or should I say that the tigress is you? Goodness! Isn't that asking for trouble?

Mei'er did not know when she stood behind me, I was taken aback! Sister, I am still an innocent young virgin, I really cannot bear being scared like this!

I quickly said, "What I meant was urinating!"

Meier, upon seeing my acknowledgment, spoke up: "Your human society is filled with deceit and treachery. If you wish to possess both the kingdom and beauty, you must stand at the pinnacle of this world!" Meier paused for a moment and continued, "However, now even a small thug named Zhou Feng can pose a threat to you. You must make yourself stronger; only then can you protect the ones you care about, and... me."

Not long after the tigress left, Mei Er transformed into human form and appeared before me

"Have you had enough?" Mei'er said to me with an annoyed expression, "Although all men are lecherous, I have never seen anyone as lecherous as you!" Upon hearing Mei'er say this, I quickly wiped my drool. Can you blame me? I mean, she was swaying those two large breasts around. I would like to be more innocent, but is that even possible for me?

"Oh dear, my head is spinning!" I pretended to feel a bit weak and unsteady. Sure enough, the fierce mother immediately came back upon hearing this, supported me, and looked at me with a puzzled expression, saying, "Weren't you fine just a moment ago?"

Seeing Meier's expression, I knew that the elixirs and magical medicines she spoke of were nonexistent. It seems that the path of cultivation is not feasible.

There was no other choice but to laugh it off with the tigress: "I am the only one in the restroom, you must have heard wrong!"

Upon seeing Mei Er, I couldn't help but smile; it seems that heaven has been kind to me! Just as the beautiful teacher left, the enchanting fox spirit appeared to seek me out.

Now I will teach you the method of cultivation, so that your injuries will heal more quickly Hearing that Mei'er was going to teach me how to cultivate, I immediately set aside those sordid thoughts and listened attentively

Meier's gaze was somewhat complex. After a long time, she spoke again, saying: "Lift your head."

I was taken aback after hearing that. What does my cultivation have to do with looking up? Nevertheless, I still lifted my head: "What are you..." Before I could finish my sentence, Mei'er suddenly knocked me down, and her alluring red lips pressed against mine...

I know. I must admit what Mei'er said; I am indeed too weak right now, with no money, no one, and no power. Although I scared Zhou Feng away this time, he will definitely come looking for me again

Originally, I was just complaining a little, but upon hearing Mei'er say that, I actually felt a bit flustered: "Do you mean to say that I can no longer cultivate?"