Chapter 6 MM, do you need paper

In the blink of an eye, a week has passed, and Jing Ke and Qin Shi Huang have maintained a peaceful coexistence. Both have learned to use the shower and can turn the television on and off. Jing Ke still does not know how to use the remote control, and Qin Shi Huang can only access channels 1 to 9, although he knows how to use the '+' key to add channels. I am very grateful for the rich variety of channels provided by the set-top box; if the television had only a few channels like before, Qin Shi Huang would have likely figured out the system by now. With over 200 channels, he is dazzled, where reality and illusion blur. Jing Ke, like a collector, is inseparable from semiconductors; in the past two days alone, I have spent over 20 on batteries for him. Sometimes, I send him to buy a pack of cigarettes for me, and I give him the change to buy candy.

Regarding how to keep Ying Pangzi and Jing Ersha obediently here for a year, I have a preliminary plan: In the first quarter, I will teach them self-care at home, aiming for them to reach a level where they are not startled by anything they see. Given their intelligence and mindset, this should not be difficult. In the second quarter, I plan to take them to nearby restaurants to enjoy some desserts; it should be easy to blend in. The third quarter will be the most challenging, as they are likely to become bored with the mundane days. I will take them to an amusement park to ride bumper cars and play whack-a-mole. Occasionally, I will take them to sing karaoke. By the fourth quarter, victory will be in sight, and I will not hesitate to reveal the truth to them, allowing them to spend their time in hatred of Yan Wang.

In any case, no one must know their identities. Of course, this point is somewhat redundant. However, the specific identities of the First Assassin and the First Emperor in my possession are "Black", and it would be troublesome if the police were to take notice.

However, I believe that the movie aired on Central Channel 6 that day was even less suitable for the two new members than adult films—"Hero"

Emperor Qin Shi Huang started from a high point, directly using MP4 for music and simultaneously becoming enamored with the photography function. This time, he could not contain his curiosity and had to ask me for clarification. Before I could respond, classmate Jing Ersha had already explained everything using his "little person" theory. Qin Shi Huang, half-convinced, finally pulled Jing Ersha aside for further study. I estimate that after spending a year with Jing Ke, his intelligence will successfully decline to the level of a 5-year-old child.

Ah, I know, I know, no beautiful woman has ever made her entrance by first exposing her backside. Even if she is subjected to a cruel fate requiring a hero to rescue her, at most she would appear disheveled, and in more extreme cases, her bosom might be partially revealed.

I also felt quite embarrassed, and then I said something that even impressed myself: "Do you need paper?"

This is Qin Shi Huang's review of the film "Hero"

I have always been worried that Jing Ke would take advantage of my absence to secretly harm Emperor Qin, but it seems there is no sign of such intentions at all. He is currently completely focused on the little people in the semiconductor, and during dinner, I saw him hiding a few grains of rice in his jacket pocket (Oh my Adidas!). I guess he wants to feed the imaginary little people. I find him very endearing; I did the same when I was three and a half years old.

After Ying Pangzi had two meals at my place, he became even more convinced that this is the celestial realm. At noon, he ate at least 7 taels of buns from a pound, and in the evening, he asked for seconds twice. After taking a few bites, he would exclaim, "Liao za le" (a Shaanxi dialect expression meaning "delicious"). This makes me suspect that the initial reason for his unification of the six states was that the food supply in Qin was insufficient to sustain him alone. Moreover, none of the eggplant, cucumber, radish, or tomato on the table were things he had ever seen before. I am genuinely curious about what vegetables the people of the Warring States period consumed.

Wait! Why is the bun's friend wearing traditional clothing

I impatiently knocked twice and said, "What are you locking for? It's me." There was still no response from inside, so I pounded on the door again and said, "We've been married for so long, hurry up and open the door. I need to put down the paper and go downstairs to check on the store and the books." Still, no one replied.

Then I saw a—bottom

With my salary of 1400, I can barely get through this year in peace. Baozi's salary is 800 per month, just enough for her own needs. Baozi is a person with both frugality and carelessness; as long as she is not hungry, she has little concept of money. Moreover, she values relationships, and after spending time with people, she is unlikely to oppose the idea of these two staying.

After saying this, I hurriedly placed the paper at the door and rushed downstairs. My fragile little heart was pounding incessantly. After calming down for a moment, I couldn't help but think of that backside (!), which looked so white and smooth. If I could hold it in my hands and engage in some sort of intimate activity, combined with that girl's traditional attire, imagining her gasping sounds and expressions, this mood was truly overwhelming! I don't even know when she became a friend of Baozi.

Later, I came to understand that Ying Panzai himself did not know what the three characters "Qin Shihuang" referred to, as that was a title given to him by later generations. Although he referred to himself as "Shihuangdi," it is likely that throughout his life, no one ever pointed at him and called him "Qin Shihuang".

Then a face that was incredibly infuriating suddenly flashed in my mind—Liu Laoliu, it must be him! ... Could it be that this ancient costume beauty in the back courtyard is my third client?

This week, Baozi has indeed become the night shift, just as I expected; she raised no objections. She is a woman who enjoys lively company, seemingly quite compatible with Qin Shi Huang.

In fact, Qin Shi Huang has a significant misunderstanding about his current situation; he truly believes that this is an omniscient and omnipotent celestial realm. Therefore, he feels that he is not remarkable and sees no need to conceal his name. I think this is quite good; as long as no one believes him, I can continue to live my life in peace.

Jing Ke might have been acceptable, but the film repeatedly mentioned "King of Qin," and even the final credits included the name Qin Shi Huang. However, Ying, the overweight man, watched the movie with indifference, completely unaware of the character played by Chen Daoming. Although the costumes briefly piqued his interest, he clearly felt they were worlds apart from his own kingdom. After watching the film, he expressed his dissatisfaction, saying: "Heavens, heavens, this matter is not something I have ever experienced. If I don't strike them when I have the chance, they will strike me. Who has the time to care about the heavens!" Although the costumes briefly piqued his interest, he clearly felt they were worlds apart from his own kingdom. After watching the film, he expressed his dissatisfaction, saying: "Heavens, heavens, this matter is not something I have ever experienced. If I don't strike them when I have the chance, they will strike me. Who has the time to care about the heavens!"

The situation is extremely favorable

Rehearsal? Surely, one doesn't need to bring the costumes home after the rehearsal

After we finished lunch that day, I went downstairs to sit, while Baozi went back to the room to lie down for a while. Around 3 o'clock, he got up and said there was no toilet paper, asking me to buy some. I took it as an opportunity to take a stroll with *Tu* *Shu* and went out, circling half a street to buy a roll of toilet paper before leisurely returning. I went upstairs in the pawnshop and saw that both Qin Shi Huang and Jing Ke were sleeping in their respective rooms, and my bedroom was empty. I called out to Baozi several times, but no one responded. When I pushed the bathroom door, it was surprisingly locked. I went upstairs in the pawnshop and saw that both Qin Shi Huang and Jing Ke were sleeping in their respective rooms, and my bedroom was empty. I called out to Baozi several times, but no one responded. When I pushed the bathroom door, it was surprisingly locked.

In the evening, the four of us watched television together. I sat on the sofa with my arm around Baozi's waist, while Ying Pangzi and Jing Ersha each brought a small stool to sit on either side of us. You can imagine, a man, after a hearty meal, holding his woman, with on one side the greatest assassin in history and on the other side the first emperor who unified China; that feeling, ah, at one moment I even thought I had become an immortal. You can imagine, a man, after a hearty meal, holding his woman, with on one side the greatest assassin in history and on the other side the first emperor who unified China; that feeling, ah, at one moment I even thought I had become an immortal

However, I indeed first saw a bottom, and then I noticed a beautiful woman in ancient attire sitting on the toilet urinating. She had already been quite nervous from my knocking, and now suddenly a large hole opened in the door, with a man staring intently at her bottom. In her extreme fright, she forgot to react and remained frozen in place, only instinctively covering her mouth.

In a fit of anger, I casually lifted the calendar hanging on the bathroom door—you may not have forgotten that this door once had a large hole pierced in it by Jing Ke

Anyway, the bun doesn't believe it. Her comment on that statement by Qin Shi Huang was later conveyed to me: "That fat guy sure knows how to boast"