Chapter 5: Pressing the Body into the Soul
I never expected that what I saw yesterday was actually the deceased Zhao Xiaoruo. I feel that this matter seems somewhat complicated, but fortunately it is daytime now, so I won't end up so scared that I wet my pants again
It turns out that last time I told him that girls all like romantic gestures, this fellow understood the hint. I don't know how he found out that yesterday was the birthday of that girl who is a 5 out of 10, so he spent a fortune buying 99 roses and waited at the girls' dormitory entrance for more than two hours, just to give the 5 out of 10 girl a surprise
At this moment, I lay in bed, no longer feeling fear, simply watching her float to the front of my bed. This woman, or perhaps it is more accurate to say this female ghost, floated right in front of me.
The junior nodded, and I said that after getting drunk, we would talk about it later
What the hell! What was I thinking! I could just slap myself twice, it's truly a moment of foolishness.
Upon hearing this, I thought to myself that this would be easy. I slapped this guy on the shoulder and said: "Damn it, why are you crying? Just go for it!"
I was terrified to the extreme, drenched in cold sweat, while Zhao Xiaoruo continued to gently touch me, showing no signs of movement. The only sound in the entire room was the heavy breathing of my own. I felt as if my heart was about to leap out of my chest, gasping for air, my lips growing increasingly dry. Damn it, the peach wood sword I bought was still lying safely in my arms. I could feel it, but why on earth was Zhao Xiaoruo's ghost not afraid at all? The shopkeeper even said it had been consecrated. I suspected I had been swindled by that unscrupulous merchant. I gasped for air, my lips growing increasingly dry. Damn it, the peach wood sword I bought was still lying safely in my arms. I could feel it, but why on earth was Zhao Xiaoruo's ghost not afraid at all? The shopkeeper even said it had been consecrated. I suspected I had been swindled by that unscrupulous merchant.
Seeing my unfriendly expression, Li Xiaohu smiled obsequiously, took a cigarette from his pocket and placed it in my mouth, then pulled out a lighter, bowing and scraping as he lit it for me
Later, this guy followed them all the way and surprisingly discovered that the five-point girl and that pretty boy entered a hotel and never came out again. What could a lone man and a woman do inside? Although this guy was a bit slow-witted, he could still figure it out.
Before going to sleep, I closed the window tightly. At that moment, I opened my eyes and, aided by the dim starlight, I vaguely saw that beautiful, pale face reappear on the glass.
What is going on this time? I burped and, holding the cigarette offered by my junior, turned my head to ask.
The boss said, "Young man, your bargaining skills are quite fierce. However, I can see that you are also a straightforward person. Two hundred and fifty is not a pleasant number. Since we have a connection today, I will sell it to you for two hundred and sixty. What do you think?"
I had something on my mind and didn't know how far I had walked. When I looked up, I saw a shop at https://mhetushucomcom that sold handicrafts. I thought, since I was just wandering around, I might as well go in and have some fun.
Seeing his attitude, my anger subsided considerably. I took a puff of my cigarette and felt quite refreshed. Looking at the cigarette between my fingers, I was surprised to find it was a Zhonghua. This cigarette is worthy of my status.
You are truly a blockhead.
I exhaled a puff of smoke and began to impart my experiences to the younger student.
The person who held me was named Li Xiaohu, a very rustic and clichéd name. The name itself is not important; what matters is that this guy is true to his name, looking quite rustic as well.
Li Xiaohu nodded heavily
Upon arriving at his messy doghouse, I boldly sat down on the stool. To my surprise, there was an unopened bottle of cola on the table. I reached out, grabbed it, and opened it, then drank it down in one go.
I feel that I need to calm down for a moment. I picked up the phone from the bed and rushed out the door, thinking that I should delete that photo first. However, it seems that my phone has frozen after I dropped it earlier, as the screen is stuck on that photo, and no matter how much I tap, I cannot exit.
It turns out that Li Xiaohu is a sophomore at our school. Due to my extensive social network, I am considered a prominent figure on campus, admired by many younger students. Since Li Xiaohu lives just below me, we are relatively familiar with each other. Recently, this guy has been pursuing a girl from his class who is quite attractive, so he often pulls me over to seek advice on how to win her over.
Upon seeing this sword, I immediately felt invigorated, thinking to myself, isn't this just the right thing for the troublesome matters I am dealing with? This peach wood sword is known for warding off evil spirits
No wonder this guy looks like his father has died; it turns out he discovered that his goddess was being intimate with someone else. However, from my observation, although the model's looks are average, she exudes a certain allure. I really don't understand how Li Xiaohu could be so infatuated with her.
I said, Boss, is that a peach wood sword you have
Lying on the bed, I felt a sudden shortness of breath, my whole body turned icy cold, and then everything went dark before I fainted.
Damn it, who knew that it would be better not to comfort him? As soon as I offered my comfort, this kid actually burst into tears, with tears and snot flowing freely, loudly proclaiming that his love for that girl is true love
I was taken aback by this situation, so much so that my very soul seemed to leave my body. Instinctively, I wanted to open my mouth and shout, but I sadly realized that I couldn't make a sound at all. Not only that, but even my body was completely immobilized.
After leaving the school, I did not go to the job market. Due to the commotion last night, I had no desire to look for a job. I could only wander aimlessly on the street. After finishing a bottle of cola, I was too lazy to even go eat a tea egg
As I was lost in my thoughts, Zhao Xiaoruo outside the window continued to smile at me in a strange manner, simultaneously extending a pale hand to scratch the glass with her nails, the sound sending a tingling sensation through my eardrums
What I want is exactly this! I said how much is it
This guy stared at me for a while, gritted his teeth and said that if that five-point girl agreed to date him, he wouldn't care about her past
I discarded the cigarette in my hand, raised my hand slightly, and the junior immediately took out a box of soft Zhonghua from his bag, handed me a cigarette, and lit it for me. It was quite striking; the child is still teachable.
"Senior, senior, it is I." Just as the hairs on my neck stood on end, a familiar voice rang in my ear
At that moment, Zhao Xiaoruo's body suddenly floated up, hovering above my head, her face wearing an even more sinister smile.
In the blink of an eye, Zhao Xiaoruo, who was originally floating in mid-air, suddenly fell without warning, coming straight down towards me.
I patted my junior on the shoulder, stood up, and walked out, conveniently taking the unfinished cola and my junior's pack of soft Zhonghua with me. Being admired by others is great; not only is it uplifting spiritually, but the material gains are also substantial.
Listening to the senior will lead to good outcomes, I have high hopes for you
That face was no longer hanging upside down as it had been yesterday, but was instead pressed straight against the glass. In the haze, I once again saw the corners of that face's mouth slightly curl up, revealing a strange smile directed at me
This bird clearly did not react. I patted this guy on the shoulder and said, just go for it. Love is nothing more than the gaze of one pair of eyes meeting another, the friction of flesh against flesh, the exchange of bodily fluids. In the end, it all comes down to this. Don't overthink it; once the raw rice is cooked into a meal, everything will be easier to discuss.
Little did I know that this fellow was staring at me with a mournful face, as if he had just lost his father, his voice hoarse and on the verge of tears, saying to me: "Senior, please save me, I really don't want to live anymore"
In this terrifying space, I have lost count of how much cold sweat I have shed. My entire body is paralyzed, and I can only fix my gaze outside the window, thinking to myself that this time I am surely doomed. How tragic it is that in my youth, I have not even had the chance to repay my parents' kindness before meeting my end like this
The smoke emitted by www.hetushu.com made my eyes squint; I suddenly recalled something I had read in a book before and thought to myself that this was just the right moment to apply it
That kid shook his head like a rattle drum. Seeing this foolish appearance made me want to laugh, but I still had to maintain an air of sophistication. So, I leaned close to his ear and said: "Yin | Dao"
I walked up to the counter, where the owner, a plump middle-aged man with a round face, smiled like Maitreya Buddha
Immediately following her upper body, the rest of her entered as well, and in the blink of an eye, she was entirely in my room
Seeing him in that state, as if he had been humiliated, I must admit that I felt a bit dizzy from last night's events, yet I still expressed my sympathy. I reached out and patted his shoulder, saying: "Take it easy, brother. There are plenty of fish in the sea; why be infatuated with this dark one"
I have fully charged the flashlight during the day, and the peach wood sword is placed on my bed. Tonight, I will hold it while I sleep, to see what demons and monsters dare to approach me.
"What the heck! What's going on? Don't get worked up, calm down first and speak slowly." Seeing his distressed state, I was taken aback and patted his shoulder to comfort him
That guy wiped his tears, stared at me, and I asked him if he truly loved this woman
Indeed, young man, this is a genuine peach wood sword, specially consecrated by a Taoist master. It is a wonderful treasure for placing in the home to ward off evil and protect the dwelling
She stood before me, staring with a pair of eyes glowing with a faint green light, and I was so frightened that I didn't dare to breathe deeply. A wave of heat surged in my groin, and to my shock, I ended up urinating again
"Senior, come here, I have something to ask you about." This guy nodded at me and pulled me towards his dormitory.
Just when I was about to break down, Zhao Xiaoruo suddenly stopped moving and leaned a pale face towards me. Seeing that eerily smiling, lifeless face suddenly appear in front of me nearly caused me to lose my breath.
I was so unsettled by the gaze of Zhao Xiaoruo in the photo that I simply removed the battery and put my phone in my pocket, which finally allowed me to breathe a sigh of relief. This series of events has left my mind in disarray, and now I need to find a quiet place to sort out my thoughts clearly.
Due to the exhausting events of last night, I fell asleep as soon as I lay down on the bed today. In a daze, I lost track of how long I had been asleep when suddenly! That eerie sound of scratching against glass echoed in my ears again
I do not understand the authenticity of the peach wood sword, but the sword feels quite heavy and substantial in hand, and the carvings are quite good. It looks like a genuine item, and I think that regardless of whether there are ghosts or not, having this thing for self-defense should be sufficient.
I opened my eyes, and since I had been sleeping on my side, the first thing I saw upon opening my eyes was the window
Damn it, he really is a schemer, suddenly returning half of it. However, I estimate that the price has been slashed quite a bit, so I took out 260 and bought back that peach wood sword.
The boss mumbled something about how expensive peach wood is, and this sword has been consecrated. Damn, he immediately asked for 500 dollars, treating me like a big spender.
Senior, is this really okay
This guy scratched his head and looked at me with some confusion, saying, "But senior, she already has a boyfriend"
To be honest, I don't really like drinking cola; it has too much gas. What I prefer is Sprite, but since it's free, I can make do with it
It was only later that I realized this damn thing was not a peach wood sword at all, but rather carved from locust wood. It was because of this sword that I encountered such misfortune, damn unscrupulous merchant
I asked if she does not refuse you following her, and whether she would go if you invited her to dinner
So I asked my junior, do you know what the quickest shortcut to winning a woman's heart is
After wandering around, I did not discover anything unusual. Just as I was about to leave, I noticed a wooden sword hanging on the wall of this shop.
This time, as she was no longer inverted, I could see more clearly—a delicate and beautiful face, yet with an indescribable strangeness, long flowing black hair, and a white dress. That was Zhao Xiaoruo; this face I will never forget until my death
Is it a peach wood sword!
Holding the sword, I returned to the dormitory. With this sword in hand, I felt a sense of security. The cat played games in the dormitory all day long, and it wasn't until it was completely dark outside that I began to feel a bit tired. I glanced at the time; it was already past nine in the evening. After washing my feet and preparing a bowl of instant noodles, I rolled into bed.
At this moment, Zhao Xiaoruo slowly raised her hand, her fair arm gently caressing my face. Her skin was very smooth; if it weren't for the cold sensation coming from her hand, I would have certainly found it quite pleasant.
The young junior was enlightened by my words, as if he had received a sudden revelation. He wiped away the tears and snot on his face with his sleeve, leaned in closer, and asked: Senior, how should I pursue her?
I turned my head and saw that infuriating face, and in an instant, a surge of anger welled up in my heart, wishing I could give this guy a couple of hard slaps.
I say, having a boyfriend is not scary. Isn't there a saying in the world: as long as the hoe is wielded well, there is no corner that cannot be dug out? Those who are married can also get divorced, and besides, they are not at that stage yet. Why be sad? Just pursue boldly and confidently. Having a boyfriend just makes it a bit more challenging, but right now, there is no need for competition. Don't be afraid. Those who are married can also get divorced, and besides, they are not at that stage yet. Why be sad? Just pursue boldly and confidently. Having a boyfriend just makes it a bit more challenging, but right now, there is no need for competition. Don't be afraid.
I continue to ask: Do you care if he is protected by others
The bird, with its beak open, had tears welling in its eyes as it recounted the events to me
Some distracted individuals made their way to the third floor. Just as they reached the stairway, a strong arm suddenly extended out, nearly pulling me off my feet.
Just as I was suffering in this environment, she outside began to move again. Suddenly, she stretched out her arm, and that pale, slender arm directly penetrated the glass, which surprisingly did not shatter, allowing her arm to pass through.
But, but, how do I get on
Finally, the girl with a score of five points came down. This guy ran up excitedly, but before he could reach her, the girl unexpectedly embraced a young man downstairs. He was instantly petrified, watching the girl with five points walk out of the school gate with that pretty boy.
Alas! It seems this fellow has become quite engrossed; continuing to deceive him is likely futile. It appears I must resort to a bold move.
Of course, the experience of courting women is not something that can be casually imparted. This fellow naturally has to treat me well with good food and drink before I will offer him any guidance. To be honest, although I am not unattractive, I am a poor loser and truly lack experience with women. I once had a girlfriend, but she kicked me to the curb after just a few days. As for the so-called experience, I was just making things up for this kid. However, what is commendable is that he listens very attentively and steadfastly follows my methods. Although he has yet to hold the hand of that five-point girl, he has managed to elicit a few smiles, which has motivated him even more. He comes to see me every few days, sometimes bringing paper and pen to diligently record my ramblings.
I was already feeling a bit uneasy, and this sudden scare nearly made me jump up
I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't cry just yet, look into my eyes."
I stared at her, and she was as beautiful as ever; however, her pale face no longer held any trace of vitality. Suddenly, I recalled that night when she softly gasped beneath me
In accordance with the principle of cutting the price in half, I say it is 250, take it or leave it