Chapter 1, the dragon swims in shallow waters
Pressing the connect button, a cold voice said: "What do you want this time?"
Doctor Fang was quite frustrated. In the past, those who sought his medical advice were emperors, generals, and feudal lords. Whether he accepted a consultation depended on his mood. If he was not in the mood, even if the Son of Heaven came, he would still be turned away at the door
Wow! Has Little Brother Xiao Fang become a doctor?" the little girl said innocently.
Suddenly, a bolt of lightning, resembling a colossal pillar supporting the heavens, struck fiercely. The layer of golden light enveloping the young man instantly shattered like a piece of paper, leaving his flesh and blood body directly exposed to the rumbling might of the heavens
No, I want to go in and ask Brother Xiao Fang!
Director Li angrily said: "I just gave you one thousand yuan last week, and you want more so soon? I will never give it to you!"
To be honest, he has little interest in this so-called highly civilized world, which is actually in a state of decay; his only current hobby is this.
If I survive this tribulation, I shall become an immortal in the heavens, eternal and indestructible
At that moment, the phone on the desk rang, and Director Li's expression changed dramatically upon seeing it
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If someone were nearby at this moment, they would undoubtedly be surprised or amused, because this fellow is not actually reading a novel; he is merely flipping through it. His index finger is swiping across the screen at an incredibly fast pace, turning page after page without pausing for even half a second. What can one possibly discern in such a manner?
Utilizing one's unparalleled medical skills to alleviate the suffering of the world is undoubtedly the best approach
"Mengmeng, let's go," urged a beautiful and curvaceous young woman beside the little girl with a serious expression.
Suddenly, the phone rang, startling Fang Hong, who was deep in thought. Having only crossed over a few days ago, he was still not quite accustomed to this device that could emit sounds at any moment
"Battle Armor of the Heavens!" the young man shouted loudly
A young man in a flowing white robe stood atop the mountain, gazing up at the enormous vortex that seemed capable of devouring everything, an uncontrollable excitement evident on his jade-like face
Secondly, accumulate a total of 100,000 merits
Dr. Fang was wallowing in self-pity when suddenly a figure flashed in.
This is typical of a split personality, isn't it
The young man spat out several mouthfuls of fresh blood, his face filled with an incredible sense of bewilderment, his eyes wide open in utter unwillingness as he looked towards another bolt of lightning that was crashing towards him.
Sigh... At such a young age, is it really necessary to feel this way over a mere breakup?
Time passes while I am constantly engrossed in reading novels on my phone, and before I know it, the sun has set, and another day has quickly passed... "Is this for real!" The usually calm Dr. Fang finally lost his composure: "It has been three days, and not a single patient has come through the door. Have they all given up on treatment?"
Three days ago, the "Number One Medical Hall in the World" officially opened for business, and he once again became a focal point in the area, with everyone unanimously agreeing that
A series of lightning bolts, imbued with celestial might, struck fiercely against the young man's golden shield, yet he remained resolutely determined to fly towards the vortex
"You shut up too!" The young woman's face turned pale as she quickly picked up her daughter and left.
This fellow has gone mad, completely mad! At this point in the world, it would have been better to have died back then!
Li Qingyu was both angry and ashamed, and she hung up the phone in a huff
The thunder rumbled, the earth shook, and the scene was as if the day of judgment had arrived
In the year 2014, in Suizhou City, Yuedong Province of Huaxia Country ... in front of a certain house of the Aiwai Neighborhood Committee
Hehe, it's alright, it's alright, oh dear, I suddenly miss our Mengmeng a bit...
"Mom, why did you scold Brother Xiaofang?" The little girl seemed to have a good impression of the young man and asked the young woman with some dissatisfaction.
Director Li said cautiously: "That... Xiao Fang, I apologize, recently Sister Li has been a bit troubled, so her temper has not been good. Do you have some time now? Sister Li would like to have a heart-to-heart talk with you..."
Clumsily pressing the call button: "Hello?"
Hao Dashan, you, do you dare
He turned around proudly and went back into the room, continuing to scroll through his Samsung phone to read "Buddhism Is the Way"
Scum, devil! When will these days finally come to an end
In those years, I do not know how many people came bearing mountains of gold and silver just to ask me for a prescription, and I would not necessarily pay them any mind. You, a mere young woman, are so ungrateful; were it not for the fact that I find your daughter adorable, I would not lower myself to this level!
Haha, now you are being sensible, thank you. By the way, you don't have a man by your side right now, are you feeling lonely? Do you want me to help you...
The dragon swims in shallow waters, the dragon swims in shallow waters!
Fang Hong, losing patience, said: "Enough with the nonsense, bring Mengmeng over right now, and I guarantee I will cure her; any further delay could be dangerous"
Then it was discovered, sent to the hospital, rescued, and even made the news...! ... After that, it became a topic of laughter among the people in the vicinity during their leisure time!
Little did he know that within just one minute, this novel of over two million words had already been completely absorbed into his mind, ensuring that whether recited forwards or backwards, not a single word would be missed
Haha! Fang Hong laughed heartily: "Dream into the divine machine, ah, dream into the divine machine, you can deceive the whole world, but how can you deceive me? You are definitely like me, a cultivator who has traveled through time!"
Doo ... ...
Haha ... after five hundred years of arduous cultivation, this day has finally arrived. Either attain enlightenment and become an immortal, or face the annihilation of both body and spirit
Thus, with great ambition, the number one medical clinic officially opened its doors. As three days passed, apart from attracting a group of bored and petty individuals who pointed fingers and mocked, not a single patient came through the door!
Hehe, last time it was about suicide, what is it this time?
At this moment, a pale-faced young man, as thin as a stick, emerged from the "World's Best Medical Hall" and said to the young woman, "Um... Director Li, I have something to discuss with you"
The young woman frowned and said, "Fang Hong, what is it that you need?"
You... over there, Director Li felt a surge of inexplicable anger rushing to his head, and he blurted out, "Nonsense! My daughter is in very good health! I have her undergo a physical examination every year! At the very least, she is much healthier than you!"
"Minor ailments are not treated, doubts are not treated, and wicked individuals are not treated." A lovely little girl, around ten years old, pointed her chubby finger at her chin and read the "Three No Treatments" posted on the wall, word by word, with great seriousness
The young man named Fang Hong said solemnly: "I have just discovered that your beloved's heart has a serious hidden ailment. If it is not treated in a timely manner, I fear..."
Fang Hong was somewhat surprised; could it be that this woman had changed her mind
The most critical issue is, how can I earn merit if this continues
Success seems to be drawing ever closer
This is not scientific? It may be so for an ordinary person, but for one who possesses a peak soul of the Saintly realm, it is truly insignificant
Entering the path through medicine has yet to benefit the world, yet the merits are vast, reaching one hundred thousand ways to inquire about immortality
Is there something wrong! Doctor Fang couldn't help but express his strong dissatisfaction. Indeed, he admits that he is not a good person, but he is hardly a villain; at most, he is someone who only rises early for profit and would never suffer a loss... or perhaps he charges several million or tens of millions for a prescription... But that is all for the purpose of cultivation. Cultivation, especially for someone like him who practices medicine as a path and is skilled in alchemy, comes at a cost that can be measured in mountains of gold and seas of silver.
After a struggle of thought, Director Li ultimately had no choice but to swallow his anger and said, "I will give you another 1,000 yuan, but you must ensure to keep your distance from Mengmeng!"
"Entering the path through medicine has yet to benefit the world, yet the merits are vast, asking the immortals!" A resounding voice, akin to a grand bell, echoed from within the vortex
Li Qingyu sat slumped in her office chair, utterly exhausted, as she pressed her fingers firmly against her temples.
The foremost medical institution in the world
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merit
"Is there something wrong? Good intentions are not rewarded..." Fang Hong shook his head and continued to scroll through his phone
Tsk tsk tsk, the best in the world, this pretense is completely on par with the rhythm of the five great masters!
Over a thousand years ago, he was a peak practitioner of the Saint Realm who entered the Dao through medicine. After five hundred years of arduous cultivation, he only needed to overcome the Nine Heavens Thunder Tribulation to ascend to the rank of an immortal
However, I must say, his calligraphy is quite beautiful, with a style that is both vigorous and graceful
Haha, what do I have to fear with a worthless life like mine
He suddenly understood that in order to successfully overcome the tribulation, it is not enough to rely solely on formidable cultivation; one must also have a certain accumulation of merit, otherwise, heaven will not consent
Boom
In the twenty-third year of the Zhenguan era of the Tang Dynasty, on a certain day, at the summit of Mount Tai
First, restore one's cultivation to the peak of the Saint realm of the past
Why is it like this
Ah... the other party let out a long yawn and lazily said: "Qingyu, is there anything I still need to mention?"
Cut! Please let someone else write it!
The novels of this era, especially those in the fantasy and cultivation genre, feature protagonists who are exceptionally powerful, capable of defeating gods and buddhas alike, providing a strong sense of immersion
The ascent became ever higher, and the youth gradually transformed into a small white dot
Boom
The sky is filled with rolling dark clouds, gradually forming an enormous vortex, from the depths of which silver dragon-like lightning is continuously being emitted and swallowed.
Now, having humbled myself and dedicated my efforts to helping the world, I find that no one pays attention to my endeavors. Where is the justice in this?
At that moment, Director Li over there furrowed her delicate brows, her slender fingers gently tapping on the surface of the desk: "Fang Hong's condition seems to be getting worse. He is without parents, and as the community committee director, I cannot stand by and do nothing. Should I send him to a mental hospital? But I am also afraid that it might affect his future. What a headache..."
How to accumulate merit
Is there a mistake? The young man, somewhat displeased, stroked his chin, and a natural hint of pride that surpassed all others appeared on his pale face
When he failed the tribulation that year, at the moment his physical body was obliterated by the thunderous strike from the Nine Heavens, he suddenly heard a vast sound akin to a great bell resonating through the air
After a moment of reflection, the past events gradually resurface in my mind
Moreover, all those transactions are conducted at clear and fair prices, without deceiving anyone, you pay and I provide treatment, what is wrong with that? Why has my character been tarnished to a negative value?
You may be having a mental breakdown yourself, but why would you curse my daughter with a heart disease? This is simply outrageous
Be quiet! The woman could not help but lose her temper, her chest heaving with anger. If it weren't for her position as the community committee director, she would have truly cursed the other person as insane
Go! The young woman pulled the little girl along without saying a word. After walking a few steps, she couldn't help but turn back to glance at the sign of the "World's Best Medical Hall," shaking her head and sighing
A negative merit value indicates that this individual indeed did not do any good deeds in their previous life
The facts confirmed his conjecture; as he successfully traversed, a dark monument of merit emerged deep within his soul, inscribed with the words "negative two hundred and fifty"
Buzz! With a sound of buzzing, the young man was instantly enveloped in a layer of golden light
Of course, he is well aware that he is currently in no position to reason with the heavens. If he wishes to undergo tribulation and attain enlightenment once more, he must simultaneously meet two conditions; otherwise, he will face the same fate of being obliterated into dust.
Unfortunately, the tribulation was unsuccessful, and the physical body was shattered into flying ash. Fortunately, a wisp of the solitary soul traversed into the body of a miserable young man in modern times who had just hanged himself out of love.
A gentle voice sounded from over there: "Xiao Fang, it is I, Director Li"
Suddenly, the incessantly flickering lightning seemed to have found its target, all striking fiercely towards the young man.
Without any hesitation, the young man lightly tapped his toes, and his entire being was propelled towards the vortex
Boom! Boom! Boom...
Then, raising her little head again, she continued to read the brand new wooden sign hanging on the door frame: "The First Medical Hall in the World"