Chapter 0006: Laozi's First Hatred is the Human Monster
However, it was not long before the thin monkey suddenly felt pain all over his body. "Ah!!!" the thin monkey cried out loudly, unable to dodge in time, feeling even more indignant. Did I ever say you were beautiful? At this moment, the thin monkey was filled with grievances; how could the anger be directed at me? The thin monkey's mouth instinctively pouted in anger. Wasn't it just a matter of jealousy? Is that not permissible?
"Chase after them! You throw a punch and then just leave it? You have no sense of combat awareness at all, you don't even know how to pursue your victory, foolish!" In just a few breaths, Tang Bohu had given the woman in red three evaluations of "foolish".
Tang Bohu cast a glance at the two individuals approaching him. It seemed that, apart from their menacing smiles, there was not a single aspect of their appearance that could instill fear. One was as thin as a skeleton, while the other was as plump as a fat pig. Clearly, they were among the least impressive of the hundred people present, and one could say they were on the verge of elimination
At that moment, the scarred man saw Tang Bohu staring blankly at the battle, his lips trembling in fear. A chill ran through him, and he coldly signaled the two men to rush forward and subdue Tang Bohu. Immediately, his gaze shifted back to the woman in red, his brows slightly furrowing. Although the woman in red appeared to be full of flaws in Tang Bohu's eyes, the burly men facing her did not share the same opinion. It was already embarrassing enough for a dozen men to besiege a single woman, but what was even more humiliating was that they were subtly at a disadvantage.
In this manner, however, others perceive it quite differently. This fellow, despite his earlier bravado and grandiloquent speech, turns out to be utterly useless at a critical moment! He is even less than a mere fool! Look, when a dozen or so strong men charged over, he was so frightened that he couldn't move! What contempt! What disdain!
With a command from the scar-faced man, more than ten burly men leaped out, grinning menacingly as they charged towards Tang Bohu and his companion. Their momentum was fierce, akin to a ferocious tiger descending the mountain, intent on devouring Tang Bohu and his companion.
The voice of the fat man was particularly loud, and suddenly a smile appeared on his face, his chubby cheeks almost covering his features. "Ha ha... go ahead and shout! Today, even if you scream your throat raw, no one will come to save you..." The fat man's smile unexpectedly turned lewd.
The woman in red flashed a hint of disdain in her eyes; however, it was not the right moment to say much. She retracted her contemptuous gaze, stepped forward, bypassed Tang Bohu, and stood in front of him, her eyes fixed directly on the more than ten imposing men, showing no sign of fear. "Be careful!" the woman in red kindly reminded Tang Bohu.
Slow down! At a critical moment, Tang Bohu shouted, his voice like a thunderclap, instantly halting the advancing men. "Everyone, calm down; everything can be discussed!" Seeing the men stop, Tang Bohu seemed quite pleased with his shout, smiled, and said, "Really, everyone, don't let this trivial matter about the dead boss ruin our harmony!" It seems that Tang Bohu was still unaware that others wanted to tear him to pieces precisely because of this statement. Truly, he was bringing up the wrong topic at the wrong time! Wasn't this just lifting a stone to smash his own foot?
Hey! Are you two done yet?" Tang Bohu could no longer hold back, suppressing the urge to vomit, he stepped forward two paces and immediately asked loudly
At the same time, the thin monkey's delicate voice also came through, "Hit him... hit him..."
At this moment, Tang Bohu's thought was that he might as well buy a piece of tofu and crash it to death! What kind of mistake is this? The hint of disdain in the eyes of the woman in red certainly did not escape Tang Bohu's notice. However, it was precisely this that puzzled him. How could it be that I, Tang Bohu, who went from stopping the carriage on the road to understanding the intricacies of the carriage door, and faced a hundred opponents without changing my expression, was still looked down upon by this woman? Could it be that the people of this era are all so formidable? But it was precisely this that puzzled him. How could it be that I, Tang Bohu, who went from stopping the carriage on the road to understanding the intricacies of the carriage door, and faced a hundred opponents without changing my expression, was still looked down upon by this woman? Could it be that the people of this era are all so formidable?
"Come hide behind me!" Although the woman in red looked down on weak and incompetent men, at this moment, she was on the same side as Tang Bohu. Not abandoning one's comrades before battle was a principle she had always adhered to. It is unclear what kind of family she came from to have received such education.
It is truly frustrating! One cannot simply watch a "great opportunity" slip away, can one? Moreover, avenging the death of the boss's enemy also adds a significant bargaining chip for myself and a few others in the competition for the boss's position
The scarred man looked straight ahead, yet his mind was already racing a thousand times. A hint of coldness appeared at the corner of his mouth as he shouted, "Bring in ten more brothers!" He scoffed inwardly, thinking, no matter how strong they are, the tactic of overwhelming numbers can still take you down! With these hundreds of brothers at his back, the scarred man was filled with confidence
At the same time, the scarred man was also puzzled about the origins of this woman. She had inexplicably appeared in their territory, captivated his boss with her beauty, and then, while the two were drinking, unexpectedly slit his boss's throat, demonstrating extreme ruthlessness. Immediately afterward, she calmly walked out and drove away nonchalantly! If it weren't for a subordinate needing to find the boss, the others would still think the boss had simply drunk himself into a stupor and was slumped over the table.
Ugh... Originally, Tang Bohu was about to stand up again, but he suddenly vomited again. How long is this going to last? I never expected that in this era, even the preference for male lovers could be so openly discussed! Tang Bohu could hardly imagine that in the Ming Dynasty, if someone were discovered to have such a preference, even if they weren't thrown into a pig cage, they would still be subjected to the scorn of countless people! Why would one forsake a good woman to be with another man? What kind of nonsense is this! Tang Bohu could hardly imagine that in the Ming Dynasty, if someone were discovered to have such a preference, even if they weren't thrown into a pig cage, they would still be subjected to the scorn of countless people! Why would one forsake a good woman to be with another man? What kind of nonsense is this!
At the same time, Tang Bohu was relentless, seeing the two men lying on the ground, he kicked them a few more times, "Damn it." While kicking, Tang Bohu cursed loudly, "The second thing I hate most in my life is when others praise me for being handsome!" As a grown man, being called handsome is certainly unbearable! Moreover, Tang Bohu was regarded as the foremost among the Four Great Talents of Jiangnan, and his appearance was naturally of the highest standard, with skin as fair as a woman's, so it was not unusual for him to be occasionally called handsome!
With the book "Kao!!" in hand, Tang Bohu closed his eyes. How did I, Tang Bohu, fall to such a state? Look at those two little shrimp's expressions; they seem to think that dealing with me is overkill! "Heavens..." Just as Tang Bohu was about to shout angrily at the heavens, his voice suddenly stopped. He certainly did not want to be struck by the lightning of the heavens' lover again
The scarred man was actually already contemplating how to return and tidy up the aftermath. His efforts to chase after the woman were merely a pretense, aimed at gaining the recognition of his subordinates. Initially, as the woman's car drove further away, the scarred man could have easily let her go, but just as they were about to head back, they noticed that the car of the woman in red had encountered an accident
Ah? Tang Bohu was momentarily taken aback, halting his steps. Did he hear that correctly? This woman actually called him, the illustrious Tang Bohu, to hide behind her? Tang Bohu began to doubt his hearing, and then stood there in a daze.
A hard-hitting attack once again! At this moment, the woman in red took a few steps back, breathing heavily. The scarred man was quite right in his assessment; no matter how skilled the woman was, her stamina was limited. Moreover, as a woman, her physical strength could not compare to that of a man. Thus, after a prolonged battle, it seemed that the woman in red was beginning to struggle to defend herself.
At this moment, the fat man was being particularly well taken care of by Tang Bohu, unable to suppress his pain and crying out loudly. If it weren't for his layers of fat acting as a shield, he might have fainted by now.
Damn it! At this moment, the thin monkey felt the kicks on his body becoming even more intense, pouring down on him like a torrential rain. In his ears, the vague sounds of Tang Bohu's curses continued to echo, "My greatest hatred is for transvestites!" The thin monkey was taken aback, and then promptly fainted.
In truth, to speak candidly, the scarred man is even more grateful to the woman in red for eliminating their leader! Because in this world, who does not aspire to be the leader? Anyone with ambition will not let this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity slip by!
"Fortunately, I did not speak up." In contrast, the thin monkey initially did not suffer much verbal assault from Tang Bohu regarding the *illustration*, feeling secretly relieved, as disaster comes from the mouth! Today, the thin monkey has truly learned a lesson!
"Miss..." As soon as Tang Bohu opened his mouth, the woman gestured with her hand, indicating that she understood and that he need not say more
"What a waste of time! Get rid of him!" The scarred man spat, then gestured for the big men to act quickly. If they took a minute longer to deal with this kid, he would be infuriated for another minute! The scarred man glared fiercely at Tang Bohu, wondering which was more formidable, his skills or his tongue. A hint of a cold, cunning smile appeared on the scarred man's face.
No one will come to your rescue, no matter how much you shout to the heavens or the earth! At this moment, the thin monkey and the fat man had already rushed to Tang Bohu's side and happened to hear his loud shout. The thin one immediately responded with disdain.
Unable to hold back any longer! Tang Bohu truly could not tolerate these two any further. He dashed forward in a single step, and before the thin monkey and the fat man could react, he delivered a left hook and then a right hook. In the blink of an eye, he managed to knock both of them to the ground. The thin monkey and the fat man had initially dismissed Tang Bohu, this coward, and thus were completely unprepared. They never anticipated that Tang Bohu possessed such strength. After receiving a punch from him, the piercing pain rendered them unable to rise.
"Kid, are you looking for trouble by shouting so loudly!" At this moment, the chubby man looked at the thin monkey with a gentle expression, as if to say he was startled. He then turned around and said, "Don't think that just because you look good, I won't dare to hit you!"
Ah! Why is this move like this? If you punch a little lower, wouldn't it hit the vital point? Foolish!" Tang Bohu muttered slowly to himself as he watched.
Flash! Alas, knowing full well that one cannot match the strength, how could one not first avoid the sharp edge and then launch a surprise counterattack? Foolish!
Tang Bohu was lost in his thoughts, oblivious to the fact that the woman in red had already engaged in combat with the men in black beside him. Although the woman was of the fairer sex, her skills were by no means inferior to any of the men attacking her. In Tang Bohu's eyes, the martial arts of this woman in red could barely be considered as mere ornamental techniques.
However, at this moment, Tang Bohu felt even more unbalanced in his heart. As he watched the two men grinning maliciously as they approached him, a sense of humiliation suddenly arose within him. Is this not a great disrespect? To deal with a mere woman, they mobilized a dozen or twenty people, yet to confront him, they only sent two!
"What the heck! Are you serious?" Upon seeing the crowd approaching aggressively, Tang Bohu quickly turned around and took a few steps back. In fact, Tang Bohu's intention was to get closer to the woman, making it easier for him to protect her, after all, he still owed her a debt of gratitude. However, this action of Tang Bohu was perceived differently by others. As the strong men surged forward, Tang Bohu turned and ran, heading towards the side of a woman, which appeared to be nothing but cowardice, not to mention being a freeloader! Yet, this action of Tang Bohu was perceived differently by others. As the strong men surged forward, Tang Bohu turned and ran, heading towards the side of a woman, which appeared to be nothing but cowardice, not to mention being a freeloader!
At this moment, the slender monkey pouted, twisting its waist, presenting a charmingly angry demeanor. A true representation of a beautiful creature! Meanwhile, the chubby one was constantly trying to appease the slender monkey, saying, "I was just admiring his good looks and couldn't help but tease him a little. I assure you, this will never happen again!" The chubby one earnestly vowed in front of the slender monkey.
Tang Bohu could only see a face full of fat rushing towards him in a lewd manner, unable to suppress the feeling of nausea in his heart, he immediately turned and ran under a tree to vomit violently. Who are these people he has encountered? Tang Bohu was extremely puzzled, but in his ears, he heard the shy voice of the thin monkey, "Oh... Fat Brother, you wouldn't have taken a liking to this pretty boy, would you? Are you planning to sneak off to find someone else?" The thin monkey had a look of playful defiance.
However, according to Tang Bohu's observation, the burly men rushing over were all quite weak in their steps, practically unable to withstand a single blow! Yet, the woman in red still warned him to be careful, which was clearly a sign of disdain for him
Upon receiving the news, the scarred man immediately led a group to pursue the woman in red. Initially, he thought she had escaped without a trace. However, he did not expect that this woman would be foolish enough to drive boldly down the main road. The scarred man quickly gathered his men, staging a dramatic highway chase.