Chapter 02: The Unparalleled Beauty in the Book

Shangguan Taotao had never witnessed such a scene of landslides and earthquakes; her small face turned pale with fear, unable to comprehend why this annoying thief would save her at this moment. Being held in his strong and powerful arms, and upon seeing his clever and fair face, he seemed less annoying.

Xiao Liuzai stared at Xianzi's snake-like slender waist, which was suddenly exposed more due to her sitting up, the tender white skin piercing his eyes. Just as he was about to introduce himself, he suddenly heard Shangguan Taotao's voice ringing out not far away.

A streak of silver light shot straight towards the sky, suddenly followed by bolts of lightning crashing down recklessly, roaring as they attempted to encircle the silver shuttle. The tree spirit's few light shouts echoed through the lightning, and that streak of silver light turned around, unexpectedly fleeing towards the mountain's edge, seemingly in the direction of Xiao Liuzai and Shangguan Taotao.

I will just call you little silly girl

"I scoff! You are merely a lowly celestial servant watching the thunderstorm. If it weren't for you hiding in the heart of the barrier, I would have long since sent you into a state of utter disarray. You wouldn't dare speak recklessly in front of me. Open your dog eyes and see my true identity!" The Spirit Stone Celestial was furious and shouted at the sky.

Little Liuzi, where do you think you're running off to this time? Haha, I've caught you this time!

Regarding those two immortals, in order to return to the celestial realm, they must display their full strength to break through the barrier of the atmosphere of this planet. However, revealing such immense power will attract the tribulation of the barrier's lightning, accompanied by the arrival of the one who calls himself the "God of the Barrier"

Xiao Liuzi is still a virgin to this day, having never encountered such a grand spectacle. A wave of heat surged through his abdomen, and several times he attempted to speak, but was unable to do so. Upon hearing the woman's terrified voice, he hurriedly turned around and stammered, "I, I am a man! I was clearly reading a book, how did I end up here? Who are you?"

"Hee hee hee, my name is Xianzi, and we are in the book! But how can a man open this book? Hmm, in my few memories, it seems that only women can enter here." The beautiful woman with silky hair tilted her head and said innocently, "Ah! Could it be that you are a woman disguised as a man? But that doesn't seem right, as you have that hard thing between your legs, which is clearly something only men possess. I remember this very clearly; the Nine Heavens Xuan Nu taught me this."

"This is bad, we must escape. This fool is actually sacrificing his life energy to use the Nine Linked Rings of Lightning. I fear this mountain peak will be destroyed! Spirit Stone Immortal, please lend me your strength quickly, so we can break through the barrier and return to the Immortal Realm sooner." As the Boundary God mentioned the Nine Linked Rings, the Tree Immortal revealed the Immortal Artifact, the Cloud-Piercing Shuttle, and unleashed a stream of pure Immortal Essence, causing the Cloud-Piercing Shuttle to expand to a height of one hundred zhang, emitting a buzzing resonance of life.

Shangguan Taotao is very cute, approximately fifteen or sixteen years old, with bright, sparkling eyes resembling black crystals. Her delicate, pink nose crinkles slightly, making her look just like a glass doll that has stepped out of a cartoon. She is dressed in a clean pink silk dress, without a single stain or scratch, unlike the tragic state of Xiao Liuzi.

A rainbow-colored divine light flashed by, successfully piercing through the barrier's restrictive power and flying out of the red phoenix star's coverage. At this moment, the most powerful chain lightning had just been unleashed halfway, with the remainder striking the northern peaks due to the lack of a target.

Haha! The incompetent little fairy is afraid of the deity of this realm, isn't she? She knows to run away!" The voice in the void laughed triumphantly, directing the massive lightning energy to pursue the Cloud Shuttle.

Boom! Bang! The mountains shook and the earth trembled, as if it were the end of the world. Two or three massive peaks disappeared by more than half, and countless fragments of rock rolled down from the summit, resembling snowflakes. Everywhere they passed turned into a desolate wasteland

"Please, little fool, you say this every time we meet. Can't you change your lines?" Xiao Liuzai helplessly shrugged, his face showing distress as if he wanted to bang his head against the wall. "My friend has been struck by the Ice Shield and needs this top-quality fire sword to heal. After using it, I can personally go to the Shangguan family to apologize, can't I?"

"You little rascal, you can only say these lines; I can recite them all! Hmph, to tell you the truth, Taotao is angry now, and this time I will burn all your hair off, and then burn your beard... Hmm, it seems you haven't grown a beard yet, but anyway, I will turn you into a pig's head!" After saying this, the little girl drew her short sword, chanting incantations, and a swarm of bright red fire butterflies flew out from the sword, surrounding the little rascal.

Boom! Boom! The two immortals had just regained one-tenth of their power when they were struck by two bolts of lightning. However, the two did not even move; do not think that their magical powers were ineffective or that they feared these tribulations of thunder, but rather...

The illusion of Xiao Liuzai suddenly vanished, and instinctively, she closed the "Xuan Nu Jing" and casually tossed it into her spatial ring. She had heard this statement no less than one thousand times; each time, this foolish girl would always act rashly, excitedly shouting a few words before making her move, allowing him to prepare in advance. Xiao Liuzai calmly stood up from the stone and impatiently shouted: "Shangguan Taotao, how many times have I said it? The Fire Phoenix Sword borrowed from your family will definitely be returned. Yet you persistently chase after me. If it weren't for your relentless pursuit, I might have already returned the sword to your family!"

Don't run away! Wait for me! Please, just let me catch you! The fire butterfly seems to stop automatically after flying a certain distance, and can only continue moving forward once Shangguan Taotao catches up. This is the effective range of the sorcerer's spell and the book.

The two were playfully wrestling, much like children at play, but Xiao Liuzai clearly understood that this girl did not know her own strength. In the beginning, he suffered quite a bit, but only in the past two months has he made progress, finding a way to deal with her. That is to escape, not allowing her to enter effective striking distance

Oh my, I am infuriated! Behold my most powerful "Nebula Thunder Nine Linked Rings" and learn the consequences of insulting me! In the ethereal sky, the furious voice of a mighty man echoed, followed by a deep and sacred incantation

No, I must retrieve the Fire Phoenix Sword

Do not pursue me any further, and I will not shout

Bastards, it must be those two fools who claim to be immortals causing trouble! Damn immortals, not a single good one among them! Sun, damn it! Silly girl, jump into the river quickly!" Little Liu picked up the girl who had been knocked down by the shock and hurriedly ran westward, where at the foot of the mountain, there was a wide and deep river. Every year, the snow accumulated at the mountain's peak flows into this river, merging into the Ren River.

"You rascal Liuzi, you have used this trick one hundred and twenty-four times already, and I will no longer be fooled. If you want to survive, you must plead earnestly..." At this point, Shangguan Taotao suddenly found herself unable to continue speaking, as the tremors from the ground seemed to have deafened her ears

Xiao Liuzi was being relentlessly pursued by Shangguan Taotao's endless array of novel magical artifacts, when suddenly he felt an inexplicable panic, as if disaster were imminent. The southern sky, covered by electric clouds, turned dark red, obscuring the previously clear sky. Accompanying this strange phenomenon were the thunderous sounds of falling rocks, like the roar of a thousand troops.

Muttering to himself, Xiao Liuzi took out the "Xuan Nu Jing" from his spatial ring and casually flipped it open. He expected it to be blank or merely contain common techniques of intimacy, but instead, he was met with a scene that made him feel lightheaded and flushed. In a dreamlike state, Xiao Liuzi felt as if he had fallen into a fantastical space. On the lush green grass, a stunningly beautiful woman, partially undressed, lay beside him. Her long, snow-white legs were slightly parted, and a sheer veil covered her most sacred area, creating a hazy and alluring scene that was both obscured and revealed.

The Tree Immortal, with an imposing demeanor, shouted: "Hey! You, celestial servant, why don't you quickly step aside! With your limited abilities, you won't last beyond the 99th layer of the barrier, and you will lose your primordial spirit, becoming a formless spirit within the barrier. Hmph, instead of properly enjoying the remainder of your life, do not waste your breath here and hinder my work."

Hey! Hey! Why are you staring blankly at someone? You haven't even told your name yet!" Xianzi adjusted her revealing clothes, appearing somewhat less tense, her bright red lips slightly curling up as she playfully scolded.

Xianzi's red lips are small yet incredibly sensual and plump; whatever she says can evoke a man's desire. Her eyes are crescent-shaped, and when she smiles, she appears enchanting and alluring. Little Liuzi is at a loss for words to describe her—terms like "stunning beauty," "a calamity to the nation," and "as beautiful as a celestial being" all seem fitting yet inadequate. Even the most beautiful movie stars of the past pale in comparison to her by a thousandfold; it seems that only gentle tenderness can stand a chance against her.

"Rascal, do not call me little silly girl, my name is Shangguan Taotao!"

The two bolts of lightning veered off course, unexpectedly exploding around them, with crackling blue sparks flying everywhere, yet not a single hair on the immortal was harmed. In the vast sky, a muffled sigh was heard: "Damn! Missed again! The deity of this realm will never admit defeat. I will give you two sneaky immortals a taste of my power, so you can understand the divine abilities of the deity of this realm"

The Spirit Stone Immortal was also aware of the formidable power of the Nebula Thunder and did not dare to be careless. He quickly transferred celestial essence to the Tree Immortal to assist him in swiftly activating the Cloud-Piercing Shuttle, so they could leave the Red Luan Star and the - Map - Book as soon as possible. The sky gradually filled with dark clouds, and crackling sparks of electricity shot out, resembling the Milky Way flowing backward, pressing down upon them. The Tree Immortal grabbed the Spirit Stone Immortal and together they jumped into the flying shuttle, shouting loudly: "Hurry!"

"Silly girl, stop and look behind you!" Xiao Liuzai narrowly dodged the fire talisman she shot at him, leaning against a tree. He happened to witness the strange phenomenon as the Cloud Piercing Shuttle broke through the barrier, feeling that those two lunatics were truly extraordinary beings, secretly regretting not having deceived them for more.

Xiao Liuzi escaped to the halfway up the mountain in one breath before stopping to rest on a large rock. He pounded his sore legs and cursed, saying: "Fuck! It's already bad enough that I've gotten involved with a stubborn idiot girl, and now I've run into two self-proclaimed immortals who are clearly insane. Hmph, just because they think having space rings that turn into two weapons makes them immortals, I scoff! I have two space rings myself! Uh... although I stole them from an old ghost!"

"You, you... why are you a man?" The woman's voice was enchanting and melodious, akin to a celestial sound. Coupled with a hint of panic, it further stirred the primal instincts of men. She hurriedly sat up, inadvertently exposing a pair of firm breasts, the rosy tips continuing to stimulate the visual senses of the dazed Xiao Liu.

Her disregard for Xiao Liuzi was evident as she raised her hand, and a short sword encrusted with jewels appeared in the little girl's grasp. With a triumphant shout, she declared: "Xiao Liuzi, as long as you hand over my family's Fire Phoenix Sword, I will let you go and not pursue your crime of infiltrating the Shangguan family to steal treasures. Yes, that's right! This young lady has always been magnanimous, and I am giving you one last chance!"

Only by jumping down from there will there be a chance to survive

"Damn silly girl, can your fire butterfly spell keep up with me? Hmph!" Little Liuzi bounced up to the treetop before the butterflies surrounded him, just like a monkey in the primeval forest, quickly leaving the fire butterflies behind.