Chapter 5: The Otherworld Version of "Roast Battle" (3)

I go! Hmm! I go!

Over there, Teacher Huang appeared to be in a state of sudden realization, cooperating fully.

Gradually, the applause and cheers from the audience came to a halt

Oh! My old friends, let us see what these excellent screenwriters have written on my poor cue cards. I dare say, these lines are as gentle as the goldfish that my neighbor Aunt Susan keeps, I swear to God. The audience will absolutely doubt whether my screenwriters have ever read a book. Buddy, to prevent you from being questioned about your literacy, I swear I will defend your reputation

Beneath the medium-length black hair lies an expression that is difficult to decipher

Ah, Han Jue, hello. We are here to express our complaints...

Are you really not afraid of being hit

I am in the Magic City! Ah, what a coincidence, I am in the Magic City.

Some audience members seem to believe that this segment is prearranged and find it quite interesting

Speak to the camera

Hi there, why talk about money? Ah, I see it's already 2 o'clock, it's getting late, I should be on my way. Uh-huh

The host has begun to deliver the introduction for Han Jue.

Han Jue slightly lowered his head, looking at the card in his hand, biting the skin on his lip with pursed lips, appearing to be deep in thought.

The director's team below the stage was puzzled, while the host and guests remained frozen in their seats. The cold-faced man tensed his muscles, but before he could rush forward, he saw Han Jue politely shake hands with Lin Qin, their contact brief. He then returned after giving a slight bow as a gesture of courtesy.

Some onlookers, who were always eager for a spectacle, covered their mouths to stifle their laughter

The world is filled with stages, yet only Han Jue is constantly being driven off the stage

Previously, Teacher Huang mentioned that there were positive reviews online anticipating Han Jue's appearance on the show, and I have seen them as well. In fact, Teacher Huang, you may not have looked closely; if you click in, those few netizens are actually fans of other guests, and their anticipation for Han Jue's appearance is merely a hope for their own idols to perform exceptionally.

This, our program is in the Magic City

The audience below covered their faces, some covering their chests, all in disbelief at what they had just heard

However, Han Jue passed through the center of the microphone stand and simply placed the manuscript on the podium

Glancing at the director's team, then sweeping my gaze over the guests, and finally looking towards the audience, from left to right

Han Jue on the stage watched as the audience regained their composure from the chaos, noticing that several guests seemed to convey with their eyes, "You are doomed." The director did not call for a stop, but instead silently directed, continuing to film

... ...

The captivating tone has lingered in my mind like an echo

I believe that as long as Han Jue maintains a distance from his dubious friends, there is still a possibility for those friends to return to being human

A single sentence can bring the entire audience to laughter, showcasing remarkable skill; this person is a master.

This, the payment for the announcement...

Han Jue, once a young heartthrob, sigh, I don't want to say much about young heartthrobs either. I can't afford to provoke them, nor their fans. However, I can talk about Han Jue, since he doesn't really have many fans, right? Haha

Oh!

Han Jue actually thinks it is very good, but the production team treats people differently, and the bias is too obvious.

Lin Qin smiled as she watched Han Jue's back, unsure of what he was about to do, but very intrigued

The scene was so amusing that the guests were left speechless.

On stage, Han Jue raised his hand to chest level, slightly bent forward, leaned close to the microphone on the podium, and then, in a captivatingly exaggerated tone, pretentiously said

I will critique one by one. First of all, those two young men, you still want me to hit you, and you want to be famous. Do you think you are as important as your haters?

At this stage, both the audience and the production team are very satisfied.

The audience has been spoiled by the high-quality jokes that came before, eagerly anticipating that Han Jue will also deliver unexpected and hilarious remarks. Alternatively, they are curious to see how he will redeem himself.

Han Jue let out a sigh

I believe that phone call from the production team rang once and was answered immediately

Han Jue let out a sigh, picked up the script card, and, accompanied by the stirring music, walked down steadily.

After this day, I will no longer be an artist, so let's make this farewell performance a bit more interesting

However, he cannot, although he internally despises his predecessor, he is indeed being offended in place of his predecessor

How out of touch are you? I felt like crying after listening to it. Just think about it, after hanging up the phone, tears streaming down my face, the heavens do not disappoint those who are earnest, how tragic, how pitiful

This is a targeted writing effort, and it is a collusion between the guests and the production team

In fact, we only finalized Han Jue's announcement at 2 AM yesterday, because the big-name artists we originally wanted to invite, the prominent and capable young talents, W.I.N.4, could not be secured. How can these people be like this, waiting for an announcement at 2 AM?

Hello, I am Han Jue

Guess what? I do not intend to read from the script anymore. Let me first show you what is on this script.

Tsk.

Except for Han Jue and the main guest Lin Qin, everyone else has already spoken

The entire venue fell silent, and the audience was uncertain whether this was a planned segment. With expressions of surprise, they looked around at each other, noticing that those nearby also wore looks of astonishment. After exchanging glances, they realized that everyone was equally unsure of what was happening.

Han Jue looked at those guests and spoke

All of this reaction made Han Jue smile even more brightly

The next guest is on stage

The audience on site can no longer discern whether this is an accident. Some spectators, having figured out that it is a recording mishap, are filled with excitement at the spectacle, laughing heartily.

Next, we have the fifth member of the Four Heavenly Kings, who was once one of the W.I.N. 4, that's right, the Four Heavenly Kings have always been five people. Let us welcome the fifth Heavenly King—Han Jue!

Several anxious individuals have restored their peace of mind

Is it really that harsh

I just don't know whether my agent is informed or not

This is a response to the guest who previously mentioned that Han Jue enjoys hitting people. That guest also had a great attitude, excitedly standing up to applaud Han Jue.

(Remove your hand, pause for a few seconds, then return it to your ear)

The recording of the program is about to come to a close

(gesturing with hand as if holding a microphone, bringing it to the ear) Hello, I am Han Jue's manager. Oh, you are looking for Han Jue, right?

The host previously saw Han Jue say he had flown away, and his expression froze. Now seeing that Han Jue is still on stage performing, he finds it quite interesting. This improvisation is rather good and has not fallen apart.

To be honest, it is only today that I realized how much of a jerk I have been, and this is the truth. They just criticized me, saying that for so many years I have been associating with worthless people, scoundrels, and uneducated ruffians. However, it is truly unexpected that all of you are here together today

Next, your performance blended the joy of finally having the opportunity to take the stage with the excitement of being able to speak. When I heard the host introduce you and mention your past hardships, I couldn't help but worry for you, fearing that you might be unable to recover. But to be honest, after watching your stand-up comedy performance, let me give you a free piece of advice—keep striving for success.

Then he walked straight towards the position of the main guest, Lin Qin

Also laughing together is the main guest Lin Qin, who is watching from the sidelines.

From Han Jue's perspective as an audience member, the effect of this performance is quite acceptable, and he actually wants to applaud

Han Jue let out a sigh, which was clearly audible through the microphone, instantly creating a sense of unease among everyone

The director team has a bad feeling, but they do not intend to halt the project, as the situation has not yet reached that severity

The cold-faced man felt that this was the expected reaction, and he was already contemplating how to wrap things up after the unexpected turn of events

Han Jue looked at the script he was holding in his hand

Han Jue maintained a smile as he leaned against the sofa, lost in thought.

"Just kidding, you are not even worthy of being my friends. I want to ask the planner, where on earth did you find this lineup? I don't even know if this is a roast show or a meeting of the neighborhood committee. Some netizens even told me to get out of the entertainment industry. Looking at these performers on the same stage, am I not already on the fringes of the entertainment industry?"

On the Bihu Q&A website, there is a question that was raised five years ago, "Why has Han Jue's exposure rate decreased?" To this day, no one has been able to answer this question posed by netizen Han Jue.

On the stage, Han Jue raised his head

Regardless of whether the audience below dislikes or likes Han Jue, the applause at this moment is still quite enthusiastic

The next person to take the stage is also a regular guest and a writer for the program.