Chapter 9, No Other Choice

Therefore, Zhao Lingjun naturally could not shamelessly say to Zhang Changsheng, "Brother Zhang, why don't you go down the sewer and poke around for everyone?"

"Oh, you wouldn't want a woman to go down, would you?" Hao Meili said deliberately, puffing out her chest when she noticed Zhao Lingjun looking at her.

"If it's just a problem with the toilet, we can call a plumber. However, it seems that all our toilets are clogged, as if there is an issue with the drainage system," Zhang Zhong said with a smile to Zhao Lingjun. "Haven't you used the bathroom since you returned? Didn't you notice that all the water isn't draining?"

Zhao Lingjun knows that even if Zhang Chong is currently slimmer than Sun Yanzi, it is impossible for him to go down into the sewer. Unless he is kicked down by someone himself.

At this moment, Zhao Lingjun wished he could slap himself seventeen or eighteen times. He felt that whatever he said was inappropriate, insisting that by tomorrow afternoon this building would turn into a public toilet. If he had another chance, Zhao Lingjun believed he would have told everyone, "Since that's the case, let's all go to bed early. At worst, we can wear masks."

"It is not just her toilet that is clogged," Zhang Chong said with a smile to Zhao Lingjun

And what about Wu Xiaoye

"This is not even my thinnest." Zhao Lingjun let out a cold snort and quickly scanned the crowd.

"If there's a blockage, just have them clear it, haven't we paid the property management fee?" Zhao Lingjun looked at the dark opening of the sewer and a similarly dark and overturned drainage cover beside it, suddenly feeling an ominous premonition.

Zhang Chong speaks to everyone with a smiling expression, appearing very amiable. Those who do not know him might think this chubby man is like a Maitreya Buddha, a truly good person. However, Zhao Lingjun knows that when this chubby man is smiling, he might already be reaching for a knife behind your back; you can never know when he will stab you from behind. This guy is actually extremely insidious. On one occasion, Zhao Lingjun suffered a significant loss due to this chubby Zhang during an expense reimbursement while on a business trip. Therefore, now, looking at this man whose belly fat shakes with his laughter, Zhao Lingjun is tempted to say to him, "Do you also use sanitary napkins? After using them, do you just throw them in the toilet?"

The other two are Zhang Changsheng and Wu Xiaoye from https://www.hetushu.com

Zhao Lingjun felt a sudden chill and immediately shifted his gaze away from this woman, who was as twisted as a black mountain demon.

Before calling you down, we had already contacted the property management department to investigate the cause. Zhang Chong pointed to a dark hole and said, The reason we found out later is that a section here is blocked

Zhao Lingjun felt that he was now filled with a murderous aura. However, he did not expect that Zhang Chong seemed to completely ignore Zhao Lingjun's gaze. Zhang Chong merely sighed with apparent regret and said, "I originally intended to handle it myself. But look at my physique, and then look at that opening. Even if I could somehow squeeze myself in, I would probably need a crane to pull me out of there."

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Upon a glance, Zhao Lingjun's heart felt colder than if it had been doused with a bowl of cold water

I fear that even if someone were to use the Ten Tortures of the Qing Dynasty on Zhao Lingjun, rendering him unable to live or die, Zhao Lingjun would absolutely never utter the words: "Wu Xiaoye, go take a trip in the sewer." And books.

The company's food is so bad. How do these people even eat? Why are they all getting fat? Zhao Lingjun thought, on the verge of tears.

On a usual day, Zhao Lingjun had not paid close attention to the waistlines of all his colleagues. However, upon careful observation now, he realized that among those present, there were only three individuals who were slimmer than himself

Zhang Changsheng is the head of the R&D department, usually relying on himself. Since joining the company, Zhang Changsheng has taken great care of Zhao Lingjun. At the beginning, when Zhao Lingjun got into trouble, Zhang Changsheng took the blame for him on many occasions. It can be said that Zhang Changsheng is the person Zhao Lingjun is most grateful to in the company

They said they would go to get it, but they mentioned that the earliest it could be brought back is tomorrow afternoon said Zhang Chong

When Zhao Lingjun said this, he suddenly noticed Wu Xiaoye behind the crowd smile briefly. Although that smile was fleeting, Zhao Lingjun felt an extraordinary sense of exhilaration. For a moment, the oppressive heat of the weather seemed insignificant.

However, it is evident that Zhao Lingjun no longer has another opportunity, so Zhao Lingjun can only say with great indignation, "Why is it me?"

Then if their tool is not long enough, let's just change to a longer one

They have already tunneled through. However, their tools are not long enough, so there are still a lot of blocked items that cannot be excavated. Zhang Chong still smiled cheerfully at Zhao Lingjun, making Zhao Lingjun feel a bit unnerved.

Zhao Lingjun currently feels a strong impulse to kick him down, but Zhao Lingjun knows that even if he were to kick, Zhang Pangzi would definitely not fit into that sewer entrance. This is because the latter part of what Zhang Pangzi said is indeed the truth, as his waist circumference appears to be roughly the same as that sewer entrance.

As Zhao Lingjun spoke these words, he cast a fierce glare at everyone present except for Wu Xiaoye. Zhao Lingjun decided that if anyone dared to step forward and provide a reason for choosing themselves, he would immediately go to the flowerbed and pick up a large brick to strike them down.

Zhang Chong's words elicited a burst of laughter from those around him, with the loudest laughter coming from Hao Meili's two subordinates, Heng and Ha. Observing these two sycophants, Zhao Lingjun silently cursed them in his heart, "MLGBD"

The first is the perverse Hao Meili, akin to the Black Mountain Old Demon

"No way," said Zhao Lingjun. "On such a hot day with the library, if we have to wait until tomorrow afternoon, won't our entire building be filled with the smell of public restrooms?"

"I can't believe it," Zhao Lingjun thought to himself, no wonder after he returned, the water level in the toilet did not decrease after flushing. Zhao Lingjun initially thought it was due to a water shortage after the supply was cut off. He never expected that there was a problem with the drainage system. However, at that moment, Zhao Lingjun felt too embarrassed to mention that his own mess was floating in the toilet. So he said, "You haven't used it yet? How could the drainage be blocked? If the drainage is blocked, what good would it do to call me?" But at that moment, Zhao Lingjun felt too embarrassed to mention that his own mess was floating in the toilet. So he said, "You haven't used it yet? How could the drainage be blocked? If the drainage is blocked, what good would it do to call me?"

However, Zhao Lingjun knew that if he said this, he might be undermined by that fat man at the company one day. Therefore, when Zhao Lingjun heard Zhang Chong say this, he could only respond to Zhang Chong with a forced smile, saying, "Manager Zhang, your toilet is clogged; why not just use a plunger to fix it? If it doesn't work, there's no point in calling me. I'm not a plumber."

Indeed, these individuals lack professionalism in their work. On such a hot day, by tomorrow, won't we be suffocated?" Hao Meili chimed in delicately, continuing Zhao Lingjun's words, "Therefore, Xiao Zhao, we have decided to send someone down, and after much consideration, we found that only you are suitable for this task