In the case of the ninth萌, one should choose the lesser of two evils

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Sun Wukong was furious: "Are you implying that my chest is so small that it goes unnoticed? You even claim you haven't seen it; isn't it quite clear?"

Tang Sen hurriedly helped her into the dress, awkwardly saying: "I apologize, my mind is focused on the wound, and I didn't pay attention to such trivial matters"

Cough... This question is indeed difficult to explain. Tang Sen had a thought and took out his phone to open a web novel, converted it into traditional Chinese characters, and handed it to Sun Wukong

Understood, when faced with two evils, one should choose the lesser. Tang Sen nodded and said, "Alright, let's go over there"

Lost in thought, he had already run a kilometer away, which should be considered safe. Tang Sen pedaled his bicycle off the main road and into a dark thicket, then jumped off the bike and helped Sun Wukong sit down under a tree: "Wukong, I am going to help you treat your wounds... I will have to remove your clothes, so please don't take offense."

Have I been caught up in some inexplicable power struggle?

Tang Sen: "Hey, can we focus on the main point?"

Tang Sen said earnestly: "I want to learn some immortal arts, divine arts, or even demonic arts; I must be the one to protect you in the future. I do not wish to see a girl always wielding a big stick"

"No! There is no way to avoid it." Sun Wukong said seriously, "Wherever there are monsters lurking, there will be a strong presence of demonic energy. The more powerful the monster, the larger and more intense the area shrouded in demonic energy will be, to the extent that even the divine powers of the Thousand-Mile Eye and the Wind-Listening Ear cannot penetrate it, making it impossible to investigate what lies within... Therefore... we only need to head towards the areas with intense demonic energy and the library, and hide within the territory of the great monster to have a chance of escape"

Tang Sen urgently said: "Hey, I really didn't look! Just now, all my attention was focused on your wound. As for other places, I truly didn't glance at all, I assure you, I didn't even notice whether your chest is big or small"

Tang Sen tore her clothes open, his heart racing with the urgency to save her, completely lacking the time to consider whether her breasts were large or attractive, matters of no significance. All he could see was a horrifying wound on her slender waist, her delicate skin peeling back on either side, revealing a bloody mess in the center, with even her intestines clearly visible. Tang Sen gritted his teeth, took out the emergency bandage, and pressed it against the wound to prevent the blood from flowing out any further

She picked up her phone and read aloud the words on the screen: "The Record of Invincible Long Aotian... Long Aotian sealed Bing'er’s acupoints, rendering her unable to move. Bing'er could not help but cry out in pain, exclaiming: 'No, please, let me go.' Long Aotian let out a disgusting, lewd laugh, reached out to grab Bing'er’s chin, and said: 'Little girl, even if you scream your throat raw, no one will come to save you. I will let you experience the power of the big stick right now..." Long Aotian swung the big stick, slapping sounds echoed..." (The subsequent content is extremely vulgar and violent, and this book cannot repost it)." Long Aotian swung the big stick, slapping sounds echoed..." (The subsequent content is extremely vulgar and violent, and this book cannot repost it)

Why is it that girls cannot wield a big stick

Although the monsters are terrifying, they are still not as powerful as the heavenly realm. It is always better to fight against the monsters than to confront the heavenly realm, Sun Wukong said

"It doesn't matter if I can't get my hand in, just wait for the book! Once I recover, I will protect you well and won't let myself be ambushed like this again," Sun Wukong said earnestly.

He deliberately disguised himself as a human bandit to kill me, intending to mislead someone and make others believe that I died at the hands of human robbers This way, he could escape suspicion

He believes that this is what it means to be a man

Sun Wukong's face turned as red as if it were being roasted by the Three Flavor True Fire: "How can there be such shameless things in the world! It's over, I, Old Sun, swung my staff and struck the heavens and the earth five hundred years ago, isn't this... isn't this... utterly humiliating... I can't go on living, let me die... Do you want the Golden Cudgel? I, Old Sun, will no longer use this weapon, I will give it to you to play with"

It is evident that a mere mortal is not worth the effort of a deity. Tang Sen immediately thought of the crux of the matter: the Erlang God believes I am a suitor, which is why he came to kill me. He deliberately disguised himself as a human bandit... because he does not want Sister Guanyin or Miss Rulai to know that it was he who did it

"Well, it has already happened, so let's not dwell on it for now." Sun Wukong struggled to prop herself up, and the sight of the injured little girl made Tang Sen feel very distressed. She said with difficulty, "We must continue on our journey; it is not safe here. The Heavenly Court has the two deities, Thousand-Mile Eye and Soaring Wind Ear, who monitor most places in the human realm... Hiding here will soon lead to our discovery." The Heavenly Court has the two deities, Thousand-Mile Eye and Soaring Wind Ear, who monitor most places in the human realm... Hiding here will soon lead to our discovery.

The Great Lakes in the West seem very close, yet in reality, they are quite far away. After riding for over an hour, we still had not reached the lakeside. An eerie silence persisted for an hour, until Sun Wukong could no longer hold back: "Hey, say something, will you? Your silence feels really scary. Are you in a bad mood? Or are you just thinking about my chest in your mind?"

Tang Sen furrowed his brows and said, "Isn't that unavoidable?"

So the question arises! Why does Erlang Shen want to kill me? Who is the person he intends to mislead?

She extended her small hand, pointing towards a large lake in the west, and said: "Over there... a dense aura of malevolence pervades, forming a natural protective umbrella. Let us go there."

Tang Sen furrowed his brow tightly, secretly calculating in his mind that something was amiss! Erlang Shen was clearly not targeting Sun Wukong; from what that guy said earlier, it could be inferred that he was after me. The primary target for assassination was me, and Wukong just happened to be with me, which is why he ended up on the assassination list.

The two of them got back on the bicycle. Along the way, Tang Sen remained silent, while Sun Wukong, severely injured and unable to sit upright, could only half-embrace and half-rely on Tang Sen's broad back, quietly using his demonic power to recover from his injuries.

"Then what about that?" Tang Sen couldn't help but laugh, saying, "Do you think I am a pretty boy living off a woman? A man must rely on himself to protect himself, and he must also protect the women around him. How can he turn around and let a woman protect him?"

Sun Wukong has already fallen into a semi-comatose state. Hearing the words, he murmured in response: "The Three-Pointed, Double-Edged Sword of Erlang Shen is a divine weapon. Wounds inflicted by divine weapons cannot be healed by ordinary medicine... You help me bandage the wound, and it will be fine - I can only rely on my own demonic power to heal myself..."

So this is what the big stick means? Sun Wukong read to this point and felt a sweetness in his throat, nearly spitting out a mouthful of fresh blood. With a cry of despair, he almost threw his phone away, but fortunately, Tang Sen was already prepared and snatched the phone back, tucking it into his own pocket: "Now you know what the big stick is, right? Girls must never wave the big stick."

After finally being bandaged up, Sun Wukong felt a bit of spirit and opened his eyes, only to find that he was not wearing any clothes, with only a circle of white bandages around his waist. His delicate bosom was completely exposed, and he immediately felt a great embarrassment: "Hey, you should have put my clothes on after bandaging me!"

"Is this really a trivial matter? For women, this is a significant issue, alright?" Sun Wukong said with a mournful expression: "Over five hundred years of innocence has been ruined just like that... Back then, when my clothes were burned by the Three Flavors True Fire in the alchemy furnace, I did everything I could to protect the most crucial parts of my body from exposure... I never expected that now you would see everything."

"Cough, isn't this sending a sheep into the tiger's mouth? Although it can help us escape the pursuit of the Heavenly Court, it will lead us straight into the belly of a monster," Tang Sen couldn't help but comment.

Turning her over, he noticed a large wound on her lower back. The previous thrust had been too forceful, piercing her completely. Tang Sen felt a pang of sympathy and carefully placed a gauze over the wound on her lower back, then wrapped a white bandage around her waist, circling it several times.

To expect him to feel at ease being protected by a girl who is less than 1.3 meters tall is simply absurd. Moreover, girls absolutely cannot wield a big stick! It would be utterly embarrassing! Utterly embarrassing! Utterly embarrassing!

I, Sun Wukong, have been trapped for 500 years, and indeed I have become dull... Sun Wukong whispered, "I actually didn't use my keen eyes to carefully observe those three individuals. Erlang Shen deliberately brought two mortals to act alongside him, just to make me let my guard down... I apologize for involving you in this as well.

Tang Sen was also aware that the current situation was very dangerous, so he hurriedly packed up the tent as quickly as possible, carried Sun Wukong on his back, and jumped onto the Xiaobailong bicycle. On the ground lay two unconscious robbers, but at that moment, Tang Sen had no time to call the police to apprehend them. He pedaled furiously, and the Xiaobailong sped down the highway.

Tang Sen awoke from his contemplation and said, "Don't talk nonsense. I wasn't thinking about those chaotic matters; I was only considering how to improve my own strength. After witnessing the battle between Erlang Shen and you just now, I realized that a mortal like me cannot possibly intervene in such fights."

When Tang Sen was young, he was always protected by his super mom as he grew up. However, after he turned ten, he no longer lived under his mother's wing. Through his own efforts, he became a protective umbrella for her instead. He worked hard to do household chores, cook, buy appliances, and took on all responsibilities at home, ensuring that his mother did not have to worry about anything. In recent years, apart from still relying on his mother financially, the roles have completely reversed; his mother now depends on him for care.