Chapter 0002: The Eerie Manor

An emaciated old man rushed over in a fit of anger, his slick middle part rivaling that of Xia Buer. However, Xia Buer simply lit a cigarette and, looking at his former principal with disdain, said: "This isn't your old Shi family's place. I'm spending my money here; what business is it of yours?"

The dog girl also jumped out of the car to apply makeup in front of the rearview mirror. They came here primarily to make money off students. Those naive young boys, just a segment of a lingerie advertisement could get them excited. With his light beauty, once he makes an appearance, wealth naturally flows in.

Hurry up, hurry up, do not obstruct traffic

Which country's airplane is this? How unfortunate...

Either they have gone to watch the excitement or have started taking a nap, let us first go eat...

Ah? It seems to be Principal Shi's voice; it must be some unfortunate soul who has caused trouble again

Yes, yes, yes! Wang Ergou just drove over, and the other teachers are also resting at the hotel

The large taro nodded with a face full of frustration, and Xia Buer immediately hugged him and laughed, "How righteous! You, General Chen, truly deserve to be our VIP among the P's. You few hurry up and sneak out with me; I will take you to a place to jump off. Even if Old Shi doesn't agree today, he will have to!"

"Xia Buyi? What are you doing here..."

A group of traffic police are continuously driving away vehicles and crowds on the road, but those who come to watch the excitement are not afraid of trouble. Many people are calling their friends and driving over to take a look. Fortunately, the surrounding area consists of small villages, and the nearest county town is also two to three kilometers away. Once the traffic police seal off the road, vehicles will no longer be able to come through.

Let's go, let's go! If we don't leave now, they will take a nap...

To everyone's surprise, Shen Jinghua inexplicably blushed, stomped her foot in embarrassment and anger, and then fell silent. When Xia Buer curiously walked into the courtyard and took a look, he found a Fan Bingbing version of an inflatable doll lying on the ground, and from the filth covering its backside, it was evident that it had just undergone a severe ordeal

Haha, Teacher Shen! What a coincidence...

Who is setting off firecrackers

Xia Buer shouted directly at the bamboo house, infuriating Shen Jinghua, who snatched the cigarette from his mouth and smashed it on the ground. She then angrily said: "Enough! Just spare your grandfather some worry. It has not been easy for him to raise you alone. If he finds out that you have been expelled, I wonder how you will handle it!"

The dog girl stood by the roadside, fearfully covering her mouth, while Xia Bu'er beside her was equally dumbfounded. The crashed passenger plane was located not far from the road, on the mountainside, with its massive tail standing tall like a flagpole amidst the raging flames, igniting a large area of surrounding trees.

Hmph ~ Don't think that just because you were fired, I won't be able to deal with you. You... you just wait for me...

A large crowd of onlookers was engaged in heated discussions, while the crash site was already surrounded by firefighters, and a significant number of police officers had set up a cordon. However, the wreckage of the aircraft continued to burn, with debris scattered all over the mountainside, making it impossible to distinguish from a distance whether it was luggage or bodies.

Xia Buer suddenly clutched his stomach and stomped his feet in laughter, while Dog Sister was laughing so hard she nearly fell to the ground. Xia Buer waved his hand and sobbed, "I can't take it anymore! I'm about to die from laughter. I've seen many people looking for prostitutes, but this is the first time I've seen someone patronizing a blow-up doll. All you inflatable doll patrons, please allow me to pay my respects! Hahaha..."

Xia Buer took out a horn comb and, after combing her hair a few times, felt that her hairstyle was still not impressive enough. Therefore, she reached into an old woman's bamboo basket and took an egg, using the egg white to slick her hair until it shone brightly. Only then was she satisfied as she mounted her electric scooter

A group of boys looked at Xia Buer with admiration, and they were even more envious of the dog girl beside him. Xia Buer immediately smiled proudly and said: "This is our Miss Wang Lin, the female anchor of Buer Hall. After we finish, I will have her join you for dinner, but for now, everyone needs to focus and hurry up to jump off the building!"

Second brother! Why can't I see anyone? What about your junior classmates...

Alright, alright! I was wrong, I will not say anything further...

Come on! Does he look like a teacher? All he thinks about is how to make money from students, and he is exactly the kind of person who pretends to be virtuous while being hypocritical...

Principal Shi, unable to contain his anger, pointed at Xia Buer and rushed into the bamboo house. A group of teachers eager to curry favor quickly followed him inside. However, Shen Jinghua pulled Xia Buer aside and said urgently, "Can't you speak properly? He was your teacher after all!"

Suddenly, a burst of sorrowful weeping sounded from an unknown source. In this shadowy mountain, it was indeed somewhat chilling to hear. However, immediately after, someone shouted, "How dare you cry! Stand up straight! When your parents arrive, I will make sure they see your disgraceful behavior!"

Indeed! How did we not think of that...

Dou Dou rode along the small path into the mountains, but after riding for a short distance, he curiously stretched his neck. Xia Bu Er hurriedly jumped off the bike to look into the distance, only to find that the entire valley was eerily quiet, with not a single soul in front of the hotel, and even the various entertainment facilities were empty.

Xia Buer hurriedly approached with a beaming smile, saying: "Isn't it spring now? I brought two friends to experience nature. By the way! What did Chen Zimo and the others do wrong? Why are they crying so sadly?"

Er Gage! You truly know a lot, a person of society is indeed different

The large taro looked at him with a face full of pleading; this kid had once been his classmate, but now, due to repeating a year, he had become his junior. The other three boys, although also his juniors, were among the few in the entire school that he was not familiar with.

Several people were nodding vigorously like chicks pecking at rice, and behind the woods on the right side of the hotel, there was a three-story rectangular building that looked like the office building here. However, just as they had run up the slope, a dull explosion was heard, and faintly, someone could be heard crying out loudly

Xia Buer suddenly became spirited and hurriedly ran towards the sound into a fruit grove. Soon, he discovered a secluded fenced courtyard within the grove, where four boys in school uniforms were standing and crying. Next to the bamboo house, a group of teachers was sitting, all anxiously discussing something.

Wū ~ ~ ~ ~

Xia Buer, with a face full of astonishment, pointed at Miss Fan on the ground. The four boys immediately hung their heads in shame, but Shen Jinghua angrily pointed at a chubby boy and scolded, "Chen Zimo! I see you have completely lost your mind. How can you do such a shameless thing and even accept money for it? Do you know you have already broken the law?"

However, before he could settle in, the archway of the Yuerong Mountain Villa suddenly appeared. At that moment, he realized that the villa was only a mountain away from the crash site, and its scale was even larger than he had imagined. A horseshoe-shaped valley embraced it, and from a distance, one could see the large hotel situated on the mountainside.

Several boys looked completely bewildered, but Xia Buer said irritably: "Where is your brain? Why do you think the school brought you here for a spring outing? It's precisely because they are afraid you might feel too much pressure and resort to suicide. If you threaten them with jumping off a building, wouldn't they have to agree to your demands? Unless Old Shi doesn't want to keep his job, that would be a different story!"

Xia Buer laughed and said, "That's easy! We are all classmates, after all. I have a way to ensure that you won't have any issues, and there's no need to notify your parents. However, let's be clear among us brothers: this job cannot be less than 5,000 yuan. Otherwise, you might as well seek someone more capable!"

A man must have dreams, of course! Having dreams is not enough; you also need to be bold enough to pursue them

"Xia Bu Er! How did you get here, who allowed you to come in..."

Hahaha ... ...

The eyes of several boys all brightened up, and after stealing a glance at the small bamboo house, they quickly slipped out under the leadership of Xia Buer. Then, Xia Buer looked around and said, "We can't go to the hotel; if Old Shi makes a call to Wang Ergou, he will definitely be waiting for you at the door"

"Erga! Please help us think of a solution quickly, Lao Shi is going to fire us..."

Xia Buer hurriedly apologized with a playful smile, while Shen Jinghua angrily poked him on the forehead. Only then did she run into the bamboo house to plead on his behalf. However, Xia Buer walked up to the chubby boy and said with a mischievous grin: "Big Taro! I told you on the day I left that you wouldn't be able to manage without me. Now you've been caught soliciting, haven't you!"

I can't believe it! You can't be serious...

Jumping off a building? Why would one jump off a building...

A few boys instinctively stopped in their tracks, puzzled as they gazed up at the mountain peak. However, Xia Bu'er impatiently said, "Let's hurry up! It must be that a plane has crashed and killed someone, and the family members are there setting off firecrackers and mourning. The more commotion there is, the more compensation they will receive, it's the same principle as jumping off a building!"

Mom! How did this fall down...

Suddenly, a young female teacher walked out from the garden, dressed in a simple floral long dress. Her long black hair was secured at the back of her head with a pink headband. Her petite figure, combined with her delicate features, gave her the charm of a neighborly older sister. She was none other than Shen Jinghua, the former homeroom teacher of Xia Buer.

Xia Buer waved his hand anxiously, but to his surprise, Dog Mei smiled ambiguously and said: "Why are you in such a hurry? Are you eager to meet your campus beauty? But you've been pursuing her for so long, and it seems she hasn't even glanced at you once, has she?"

"Go ahead! I will cover this expense; it is my fault for not keeping a proper lookout for them..."