Chapter 0009: The Mistress in the Dream
Song Jiawen nodded eagerly, but before her words had finished echoing, she saw Principal Huang suddenly sniffing vigorously, almost like a dog, following the scent towards them. Xia Buer was immediately astonished and exclaimed: "This sense of smell is so keen, could it be that the zombie's sense of smell has doubled?"
The sound of banging on the door quickly became a cacophony, and more and more living corpses discovered their presence. Everyone almost held their breath and quickened their pace, but suddenly they all froze in shock, as an old man in a suit staggered out from the front, wandering back and forth in the corridor like a fool
No way! Are you, my little brother, a bit ... ...
Xia Buer suddenly released the two women and became serious. Everyone immediately heard a series of banging sounds coming from a guest room ahead. It was then that they realized that there were indeed living corpses present, but they were all trapped inside the room.
"Bu Er! Do not let them provoke you, human life is at stake..."
It is Principal Huang
Do not say anything! Let's go...
Song Jiawen tightly grasped Xia Buer's arm, her large eyes wide with anxiety. This foolish, mindless figure was indeed their vice principal, yet Xia Buer puzzledly remarked: "Isn't Lao Huang hard of hearing? I remember he is also severely myopic, right?"
He is an abandoned infant without even a household registration, with only an elderly foster mother in her seventies or eighties at home. What can we do if we do not engage in opportunistic behavior, just watch him die helplessly
Nausea
The large taro was anxiously scratching his ears and cheeks beside him, watching Xia Buer, who was surrounded by admirers. He was so jealous that his eyes were almost red, and he nearly shouted, "Quick, share one with me!" However, Song Jiawen completely ignored him and even secretly linked her little hand with Xia Buer's.
Saying this, Xia Bu'er unexpectedly turned around and stepped aside, playfully tilting his head at Principal Shi and the others. However, Principal Shi wore a pained expression, continuously shaking his head and waving his hands. Another teacher stammered, "He... he is still our colleague after all. We really can't bring ourselves to do it, Bu'er! Why don't you help him find peace instead!"
Xia Buer shot a cold glance at all the teachers, while Dog Mei glared at them and coldly said: "Calling you hypocritical is already flattering you. Did you care about my second brother when you expelled him? Did you understand his difficulties? You only care about your own salaries! Hmph"
Rest assured! We will definitely not blame you. In fact, I have long known that you are a talented individual, and you will surely achieve great success in the future
Xia Buer shouted impatiently, but Principal Shi turned around in surprise and said with considerable confusion: "Right now, the entire building is filled with living corpses, and this top floor is the safest place. The wisest choice is to stay in the room and wait for rescue; otherwise, where else can we go?"
Principal Shi followed closely behind Xia Buer, murmuring to himself, filled with questions he dared not voice. However, they soon turned into a corridor, where several bloody corpses suddenly appeared ahead, with shattered entrails and severed limbs scattered almost everywhere.
As soon as Shen Jinghua caught a whiff of the overwhelming stench of blood, she nearly retched, burying her head tightly in Xia Buer's embrace, her delicate body trembling uncontrollably. Unexpectedly, Song Jiawen also wrapped her arms around his neck and knocked Shen Jinghua aside with a sudden movement.
Xia Buer was almost overwhelmed while embracing two stunning beauties, yet he found himself genuinely troubled. If Shen Jinghua is their dream lover, then Song Jiawen, such a captivating figure, is akin to a dream mistress. The combination of these two women truly represents a clash between sentimentality and sensuality, making it exceedingly difficult to choose.
"No matter what! The teacher firmly supports you, wherever you go, I will go too..."
I apologize! I was just making a little joke...
Do not be afraid, do not be afraid! I am here...
Sigh, no more to say, we all have our responsibilities
Do not concern yourselves with where we are going, you go your own way
Principal Shi was the first to start excessively flattering him, and the other teachers also put on a shameless front to curry favor with him. However, Xia Bu'er sneered disdainfully, took Shen Jinghua's soft little hand, and turned to leave, brazenly intertwining their fingers. Shen Jinghua, who was completely at a loss, was unaware of the inappropriateness of the situation.
Xia Buer directly waved at Shen Jinghua. Shen Jinghua hesitated for a moment, seemingly wanting to persuade him, but unexpectedly, Xia Buer decisively waved his hand and said: "Teacher Shen! You only need to choose whether to be with them or with me now. You don't need to say anything else; in any case, I will not wait to die in that room!"
"Not bad, right! The teacher treats you well, I even invited you to dinner before..."
Xia Buer immediately slapped him on the back of the head and said angrily, "Dou Dou suffered from meningitis a few years ago and is now suffering from severe hydrocephalus, which is why his brain isn't functioning well. If it weren't for gathering the surgery fees for him, do you think I would care about your measly money, letting you act like some VIP!"
Have you all come to a discussion? If you do not leave, I must take my leave...
Song Jiawen resolutely stood behind Xia Buer, and Da Yutou and others did not utter a word. However, Shen Jinghua anxiously shot a glance at Principal Shi, who immediately awkwardly said: "Buer, I know you have misunderstandings about me, but the decision to expel you was not made by me; it was a collective decision of the board of directors"
Principal Shi sighed and waved his hand, only able to silently follow them. However, fear quickly overcame their sense of honor and disgrace, as the doors around them were being smashed with a festive kind of noise. If they all rushed out at once, they would surely be torn to pieces.
"Teacher Song! My shoulder is also very warm, let me protect you..."
Xia Buer pretended to sigh dramatically, then gently waved at Dou Dou. Dou Dou immediately stepped forward and thrust the knife in and pulled it back. Principal Huang instantly fell straight to the ground, a bloody hole glaringly visible on his forehead. However, Dou Dou just chuckled foolishly and said, "It’s so silly, it doesn’t even know how to dodge!"
Shen Jinghua hurriedly shook his arm, and Song Jiawen also softly advised him. However, what Xia Buer wanted was merely face. Seeing that these people had all softened, he said: "If you want to go with us, that's fine, but if anything happens, don't say it's my fault. I can't guarantee your safety"
A bespectacled male teacher also hurriedly looked at him, all of them eagerly trying to get close to him. After all, among the six teachers, three men and three women, apart from one burly biology teacher, the rest were almost all weak and frail scholars. No matter how one looked at it, a little rogue like Xia Buer seemed to provide a greater sense of security.
Where are we going? Why don't we wait for rescue here...
Hmm! He cannot see clearly without his glasses, and he also needs to wear a hearing aid...
Xia Buer, fuming with anger, yanked Dog Mei and strode forward. A group of teachers all hung their heads in shame, while Shen Jinghua, with red-rimmed eyes, tearfully said: "It is I, the homeroom teacher, who have not done my job well. Buer was the top student in the high school entrance examination, yet has turned out like this in our class. I truly feel so useless!"
Sigh ~ I really do not know how you people have managed to raise such an outstanding talent as me
The large taro awkwardly scratched the back of his head, and Xia Buer was indeed exceptionally protective. However, Shen Jinghua suddenly asked in surprise: "Buer! In the past, you pretended to be a victim to extort money, claiming it was to save someone else's life. Could it be... could it be that it was to help him with his surgery fees?"
Shh
Song Jiawen pointed at his own head in a rather strange manner. Dou Dou, with his silly appearance, clearly did not resemble a normal person. To everyone's surprise, Da Yutou grinned mischievously and said: "Do you know why he is called Dou Dou? It means eating, sleeping, and playing Dou Dou, which is a term for a big fool!"
You are the real fool; without him, you would have been dead long ago