Chapter 3, The Love Story of the Fat Man

Although I held my breath, I almost couldn't help but laugh out loud. Having known the chubby guy for so long, I never realized that he was such an emotionally rich and bold yet reserved man.

I think I must be dreaming. Because when I opened my eyes, I did not see any dark clouds, but instead saw a black armed helicopter flying towards me

How could there be armed helicopters in a place like this? MB, it seems my luck is really good. I can even dream of being in an American blockbuster.

With a thud, a black shadow lunged towards me. Just as the thought of wanting to escape flashed through my mind, I felt something strike my neck, and then everything went dark before I lost consciousness

* * *

I am neither a lecher nor a hypocrite, so my first glance is directed at the center of the girl

I groggily opened my eyes

--- ! ! !

Therefore, I did not bother to think about why the girl called that old man Director Liu, and I angrily lifted my head.

As I effortlessly made my way to the rooftop, I saw a stout man approaching me, holding a bottle of beer, reeking of alcohol, and swaying unsteadily.

"Alright, I was wrong." I stifled a laugh and pulled the chubby one, "What on earth is going on?"

Jiang Yan

Both the Fatty and I grew up in the countryside, and at that time, Fatty was not fat at all. We were both agile, moving like the wind, and our reputation was illustrious. In the village, we were known as the "Black Wind Twin Heroes." If anyone's melons were missing from their fields or if a fire broke out in the woodpile, the first to shout would be, "Where are those two little rascals, the Black Wind Twin Heroes?"

No. Upon hearing my words, the chubby man became even more distressed

I remember that the overweight man once said, a man who stares at a girl's lower body at first glance is a lecher, while a man who stares at a girl's upper body at first glance is a hypocrite

However, when I saw the girl's face, I do not know why, my intense anger suddenly vanished

Where is this

No

In this early summer weather, the rooftop terrace of the Star Building is quite cool. The air is fresh, a gentle breeze is blowing, and there isn't a single mosquito. In contrast, the storage room feels a bit stuffy.

"Don't you remember? We were in high school together. The one from Class 6 next door, the one who often wore a white dress and had her hair in a ponytail, the one who walked with a nice sway to her hips..."

Just as I was about to tell Fatty that I had transformed from a small-time thug into a freelancer, his eyes suddenly turned red

As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw a snow-white ceiling, and then I realized that I was lying on a soft genuine leather sofa

What is wrong with living on the rooftop? What is wrong with being a vagrant? In those martial arts films, aren't most of the heroes who come and go like the wind, killing without hesitation, also vagrants? The girl's voice is very pleasant, but her tone when speaking and in the books makes me furious

Director Liu, it is said that you actually brought back an unemployed drifter who lives on the rooftop this time

The fat man shook his head, "A couple of days ago, I just heard someone say that she has also come to work in this place. So, I asked someone to get her mobile number for me."

As I was pondering this, the door to the room was suddenly pushed open with a loud "bang" while the bespectacled gentleman with gold-rimmed glasses had yet to respond to my question

"Did she reply to your message and reject you?" After suppressing a smile, I asked the chubby guy, "Does that mean she already has a boyfriend, or that you two are not suitable for each other?"

Oh, you are referring to the Iceberg Beauty. As soon as the fat guy mentioned it, I remembered. When we were in school, everyone liked to give nicknames, so I only remember that the girl from Class 6, who was very beautiful but always had a cold expression, was called Iceberg Beauty, but I can't recall her name.

But how does the voice coming from the helicopter sound exactly like that of the old man with the gold-rimmed glasses

It's him! Hurry!

I was taken aback as a young girl walked in with quick steps

So the fat man is not just a mere friend of mine, but a true and genuine friend through thick and thin

Some people's love stories are comedies, some are thrillers, some are art films, and some are adult films

Once, after we watched an outdoor movie called "Wulang Bagua Stick," we dismantled the loofah trellis at Grandma Liu's house in the neighboring village to practice Wulang and *Tu* *Shu* Bagua Stick. As a result, we were relentlessly chased by Grandma Liu wielding a mop for three villages before we finally managed to escape.

"I will return it to you in a couple of days." The fat man did not take much, just pulled out two hundred yuan from inside, and then walked away with the beer bottle without looking back. "Yesterday, I happened to pay the water, electricity, and gas bills, so I only have eight hundred yuan left."

Eight hundred yuan, plus two hundred, isn't that one thousand? A full night costs one thousand? By the time I figured this out, the fat man had already vanished without a trace

Before I had the chance to observe the surrounding illusions, the voice of the bespectacled gentleman with gold-rimmed glasses reached my ears again

Although that black figure appears somewhat petite, I can assure you that this figure is far more agile than when the Fatty and I were known as the Black Wind Duo in our prime

I was staring at the center of the girl, but she had already started speaking

Perhaps it was because I did not take the bus and walked all the way back, I felt a bit tired, so after lying down, I fell asleep in less than five minutes

I don't even know how long I have slept. I estimate it should be around midnight. Anyway, just when I was sleeping soundly, I heard a rumbling sound, followed by a fierce gust of wind

I stood up in a daze, still unable to comprehend what was happening, when a helicopter hovered not far above my head. Then, a dark figure suddenly jumped down from the helicopter, which was approximately three meters above me.

"And you are here too, *Picture* *Book*?"

Are you in a relationship with her

"Did you not just get paid a couple of days ago? Yesterday you even asked me if I had any money to spare, and whether you should borrow some from me? Why are you suddenly asking to borrow money again?" Although I found it strange, I still took out the only five hundred yuan I had in my pocket

"How do you know my name? How did I end up here?" I asked him in astonishment while surveying my surroundings.

After finishing rinsing with the faucet on the rooftop, I simply took the mat out from my storage room 89F and lay down directly in the open air

"Haha, so you have been secretly in love with her all along." I couldn't help but laugh.

MB, unlucky person, I have experienced a breakup

* * *

Li Bing? I tried hard to think, but I have no impression at all

Although her chest is not large, its shape and curves are perfect. Coupled with her slender waist, she immediately gives off a youthful and vibrant aura. Before I even looked up, I knew she was definitely the type of girl I liked

Is it thundering? Is it raining?

The chubby man's full name is Liu Qian, who is the head of property management here, and he is also my childhood friend with whom I grew up, wearing split-crotch pants and exploring together.

As I lamented the decline of the ice-cold beauty and the overweight individual, I gathered the materials I would need for tomorrow's job interview

"Heartbroken?" I was taken aback. "I haven't heard you mention being in a relationship. How could you be heartbroken?"

How can you have no sympathy at all? MB, what's wrong with me having a crush on her? Seeing my expression, the chubby guy got angry and looked like he was about to leave

"Just before you returned, I sent her a message: If I were so poor that I only had a bowl of porridge, I would let you drink half of it first, and the remaining half, I would keep in my embrace to keep it warm for you..."

I find myself in a bright and clean room. This room looks just like the offices of many company executives. The middle-aged man sitting in the chair behind the desk, smiling at me while wearing gold-rimmed glasses, appears to be nothing short of a cunning businessman.

I felt a chill run through me, and I scrambled off the sofa. Turning my head, I indeed saw an uncle wearing gold-rimmed glasses sitting on a chair, smiling at me.

What about the love of the fat person? It directly turned into an adult film? And what about me? I supported this passionate love with two hundred out of the five hundred I had left

"Do you have any money? Lend me two hundred." Before I had the chance to comfort the chubby one, he was already looking at me with red eyes and said.

Yes. The overweight man nodded with red eyes and said, "She only replied to me with a text message: Who introduced you? Five hundred for one time, one thousand for the whole night"

Do you still remember Li Bing? The fat man did not answer my question, but instead asked me in return

Have I encountered a once-in-a-century super freak, who is going to go to such great lengths to ruin my life just because I tossed a soda can into his car?