Chapter 5, Oh dear!

Jia Huan originally felt quite sympathetic towards Aunt Zhao and his own miserable life, but upon seeing the actions of the little auspicious one, he couldn't help but reach out to pinch her pert little nose, laughing as he said: "Third Master, I am already this miserable, and you still take pleasure in my misfortune?"

Wang Xifeng was momentarily taken aback, glanced at the timid and weak little Jixiang, slightly furrowed her brow, and then turned to Jia Huan, questioning: "Huan'er, is what this girl said true?"

Upon hearing this, Wang Xifeng's expression changed, her willow-leaf eyebrows slightly raised, a fierce look emerging in her eyes. In a somewhat cold voice, she said: "What does this mean? Is Third Master planning to sever ties with his relatives? Or does he not regard me, his second sister-in-law, at all?"

Alright, since you are so witty and your health is just fine, you shouldn't linger outside any longer; hurry back inside. I have been busy these past couple of days and haven't had the chance to come see you. I happen to have a few taels of fine ginseng, and I will have Ping'er bring it to you shortly. Once you are feeling better and have some free time after school, come over to my place to play.

Although this Jia Huan is not the same as that Jia Huan, he vaguely guessed a few points about the identity of the visitor in his heart

Xiao Jixiang sympathetically said: "Morning and evening rituals are certainly required every day. Not only you, but even Auntie has to go every day. Moreover, after completing the memorial service, Auntie still has to go to the lady's place to set the rules, which is much more laborious than what you do"

Hmm?

Uncle loves loli, which naturally corresponds to young married women loving shota

Wang Xifeng looked at Jia Huan's clear and bottomless eyes without blinking, feeling a sense of relief in her heart, secretly laughing at herself for being overly suspicious; how could this young lad possess such depth to utter such slick words

... ...

Jia Huan is now only seven years old, just a little kid, with eyes that are still clear and bright. He looked at Wang Xifeng earnestly and said: "Second Aunt, what I say is all from the heart. Although I don't remember anything, I still know that Second Aunt is very beautiful"

Of course not! Third Master has not yet turned fifteen, and according to propriety, he cannot have his hair tied up, so he can only wear it in a topknot! Third Master, what does a topknot even mean? I heard that Second Master Bao is still wearing a bellyband made by Xi Ren! Alas, it is a pity for Third Master! Sister Xiao Que also wants to embroider a bellyband with mandarin ducks playing in the water for Third Master, but we do not have any gold thread here...

Having said that, without further delay, she turned and left, swaying her graceful waist.

Auntie is most afraid of her, and she does not think highly of Auntie either. So, Third Uncle, you must not praise her anymore, especially not in front of Auntie, otherwise Auntie will be furious to the point of nearly dying from anger

Jia Huan laughed heartily as he tousled Xiao Jixiang's hair bun, saying: "Alright, alright, I was just teasing you. Now take me to pay my respects to the old lady and the others, otherwise, if we really get serious, I will be in trouble"

Jia Huan scoffed and said: "She is already very beautiful, why are you so afraid of her?"

Oh, Huan'er, are you feeling better now

Jia Huan truly did not want to mention the word "bellyband" any further, so he shifted the topic and said: "It seems that Jia Baoyu hasn't even turned fifteen yet? How can he wear his hair up and don a crown?"

Having said this, he patted Jia Huan on the head and was about to leave

Jia Huan is two hundred percent certain that this incident was definitely the work of Ma Daopo

After taking a few steps, Jia Huan felt his body swaying, his gait light and unsteady

Originally, Jia Huan could be considered a staunch materialist, but now, with the occurrence of events such as borrowing a corpse to return to life and time-space transformations, he finds it impossible to maintain his materialist beliefs.

You are ... ...

Little Lucky pouted and said angrily: "Third Master, that is Young Master Bao! The apple of our ancestors' eye, the beloved of the madam, how can you compare yourself to him? However, as long as Third Master does not show off and does not provoke the old lady and the madam, then tying up your hair is just tying up your hair; after all, no one usually pays attention to you, Third Master."

A pair of phoenix-like almond eyes, two crescent-shaped willow leaf eyebrows.

Wang Xifeng laughed with a charmingly disheveled demeanor, yet there was little mirth in her squinting eyes. Her bright, somewhat sharp gaze seemed to carry a hint of judgment.

Oh dear! Oh dear me! Hahaha! Truly! I now genuinely believe that you know nothing at all. If it were in the past, even if you had ten more guts, you wouldn't dare to mock me!

Jia Huan chuckled and said: "You are the second grandmother? What Xiao Jixiang said is true. I fainted for an unknown period of time, and when I woke up, I couldn't remember anything. However, I feel that something is truly amiss. Second grandmother, a person as extraordinary as you, I shouldn't have forgotten even if I fainted for another ten days or half a month. In the past, I was ignorant, but I will definitely pay attention next time"

Little Jixiang furrowed her caterpillar-like brows, her small hand raised with her index finger resting on her chin, deep in thought. Suddenly, her eyes lit up, and she exclaimed joyfully: "Yes, there is a long alley between our residence and the Ningguo residence to the east, and we can run in that alley! I have raced there with Sister Xiaochan and Sister Xueyan before! Third Master, would you like to play a running game with me?"

Oh my, Third Master, how could you utter such... such disgusting words

As Jia Huan watched her take two graceful steps away, Wang Xifeng felt that something was amiss, as if there were two lights behind her scorching her, giving her a burning sensation, especially on her hips

Looking again at Jia Huan, he no longer exhibited the usual timid demeanor of a mouse encountering a cat; instead, his gaze was clear and upright, and his demeanor was composed and generous. Moreover, he was quite good-looking, which added to the fondness in my heart.

However, because Jia Huan resembles his mother, and Zhao Yiniang can be said to be the woman that Wang Xifeng dislikes the most in the Jia household, Wang Xifeng's feelings towards him are thus somewhat less of annoyance and slightly more of affection, resulting in a balanced view that is merely tolerable.

Jia Huan pleaded, stating that he knew what a "zongjiao" hairstyle was, with two hair buns positioned on either side of the head. If he were to also step on two fire wheels, he would resemble the entire Nezha, the Third Prince, and the white-eyed Baqiang Ge!

Xiao Jixiang shivered upon hearing this, looking around like a little spy. Seeing that the surroundings were quiet with no one around, he pulled Jia Huan closer and whispered, "Let me tell you, the Second Madam is quite a formidable person in our household, no, even if we include those from the eastern mansion, she is still a very powerful figure.

Wang Xifeng suddenly stopped and turned her head, only to see Jia Huan staring back at her with a pair of innocent eyes, perfectly meeting her gaze

This will not do, practice is necessary

Seeing the serious expression on Xiao Jixiang's face as if to say "I am thinking of you," Jia Huan suppressed a laugh and nodded, saying: "Alright, I will remember that! So shall we go for a run?"

Jia Huan inquired

Who else could it be but the renowned Wang Xifeng, known as the "Phoenix Spicy Lady"?

Heavens! The... the bellyband of the mandarin ducks playing in the water?!

Xiao Jixiang jumped with joy, but soon became despondent, shaking his head and saying: "Not good, Third Master, your health is still not well."

On her exquisite and beautiful face, there was a smile that was not quite a smile as she looked down at Jia Huan, her eyes revealing little joy or concern, but rather a great deal of disdain and disgust

Even though he had his suspicions, Jia Huan still pretended to be ignorant and asked.

... ...

Inconceivable

Xiao Jixiang supported Jia Huan and asked anxiously, "Third Master, what is wrong with you?"

Hahaha

... ...

slender in stature, with an alluring physique

Moreover, on television, there are mostly courtesans, with their arms wide open, revealing their brightly colored undergarments, swaying the silk handkerchiefs in their hands, and calling out: "Sir! Come on, come on, come play!"

Jia Huan, feeling somewhat dejected, scratched his chin and said, "It won't be necessary to go every day, will it?"

However, this not only failed to scare off Jia Huan, but instead allowed him to notice a pair of adorable little tiger teeth in Xiao Jixiang's mouth

Jia Huan was displeased and said: "You actually say that I am incapable? Do you not know that a man cannot say he is incapable?"

Jia Huan suddenly shivered; the face of the courtesan in his mind abruptly transformed into his own, wearing a lewd smile and saying, "Come on, my lord! I am the one who submits!"

The powdery face conceals the spring's might, while the red lips have yet to part, yet the laughter is already heard

Xiao Jixiang felt the intimacy from Jia Huan, and her round little face immediately turned bright red. She swatted Jia Huan's hand away, making a grimace in an attempt to scare him.

The feeling of being at a loss is truly terrible

If just now Jia Huan was looking at her buttocks, then at this moment he should be in a state of panic, and his gaze would not have shifted up so quickly

Looking at Jia Huan, who was grinning foolishly with joy, Wang Xifeng's lips twitched as she said: "I almost forgot to remind you, now that you are feeling well, do not forget to pay your respects to the old lady and the master. If you forget the morning and evening greetings, be careful that the master will strip you of your good skin"

Little Jixiang mustered up his courage and said in a low voice.

No, Second Grandma, Third Master woke up last night and remembered nothing. He could not recognize anyone except for Aunt Grandma.

Xiao Jixiang wrinkled his nose at Jia Huan and then said: "How can one go like this? Third Master must first wash up properly, then arrange his hair into a topknot, and change into formal attire before going. If he goes like this, with his hair disheveled, it would be a wonder if the master doesn't beat him to death!"

Xiao Jixiang, upon hearing this, looked at Jia Huan in silence and said: "Third Master! Did you not hear what Second Madam just said? You need to go pay your respects to the Old Lady, the Old Master, and the Madam."

However, in later generations, Jia Huan only saw the bellyband on television

Jia Huan was taken aback. Following her gaze, he raised his eyebrows slightly. Approaching from the opposite direction was a woman dressed very elegantly. She appeared to be in her twenties, strikingly beautiful, with a distinctive and somewhat flamboyant demeanor.

Little Lucky, is there a place nearby our home where we can go for a run

"Little Lucky, why are you looking at me with such a gaze?"

As he looked at the regretful little auspicious figure, Jia Huan, on the other hand, expressed his gratitude to all the deities in the heavens.

Is it possible to change my hairstyle?

In Jia Huan's impression, there seems to be no description of Jia Baoyu having two "Nezha horns" hairstyles; however, there is a mention of him wearing a purple gold crown, which prompted Jia Huan to ask a question

vomit

However, although he is well aware of who the villain is, he currently has no means to address the situation and can only plan for the long term

However, there are times when the elderly lady may be busy and unable to meet you in person, so she will send a maid to see you, as long as you understand the sincerity of your filial piety, Third Master. The Jia family places great importance on benevolence and filial piety, so Third Master, you still...

Little Lucky opened her round eyes, looking astonished as she asked.

Xiao Jixiang did not explain, but instead stared blankly ahead, his eyes filled with fear

Little Lucky shrugged her small shoulders and pouted... Her petite appearance was endearing, especially to older men

This feeling made her so uncomfortable that she couldn't even walk properly

Jia Huan suddenly retched, startling Xiao Jixiang. Before leaving, Aunt Zhao had repeatedly instructed her to take good care of Jia Huan. If anything were to happen to Jia Huan, she would be held solely responsible.

Looking at the little radish head with a pair of caterpillar-like eyebrows, and a pair of big eyes filled with disdain staring at him, Jia Huan chuckled awkwardly a couple of times and asked

He is not a pervert

Jia Huan knew that in ancient times, this bellyband was actually similar to the vests of later generations, serving as a means of keeping children warm.

Jia Huan laughed heartily and said, "Alright, let us go have some fun!"