Chapter 1, the story begins with a spring dream

Li Jiangnan felt quite comfortable being licked by this beautiful woman. Lazily, he pointed at her with his finger and asked for her name

Li Jiangnan had no choice but to compromise, saying: "Alright, you can call me that when no one is around, but it won't do when there are many people."

Your Majesty, please do not be angry

Hearing his mother, Liu Fang, say: "You child, during the winter break, you watch television so late every day, yet I have not seen you study with such diligence. You are about to graduate from university, and I see that you have not learned any real skills. What will you do in the future? I heard from Old Wang next door that things are not like they used to be. There are more and more university students now, and degrees are practically worthless. Every year, many graduates cannot find jobs and are still relying on their parents' money. We can hardly afford to support you anymore. You are attending this university, and we even borrowed several tens of thousands from your third uncle."

At that moment, Li Jiangnan noticed a beautiful woman beside him with her brows tightly furrowed, displaying a somewhat disgusted expression. He pointed at her and shouted, "I curse you like a rotten watermelon, why don't you lick it?"

Upon hearing this, the beautiful woman was overwhelmed with joy and wept. After calling out "Long live!" three times, she devoted herself even more wholeheartedly to licking Li Jiangnan's toes.

At this moment, he had no choice but to return from the dream to the reality of life, and he replied, "Understood, Mom, I am already up and getting dressed."

Then all the beautiful women exclaimed.

After his mother left, Li Jiangnan closed his eyes on the bed for a while, savoring the dream he had just experienced. He sighed three times before slowly getting out of bed. Once outside his bedroom, he had some cold soy milk and fried dough sticks, then took the bill and left the house.

Li Jiangnan immediately understood, and a warmth surged through him. He clapped his hands in delight and laughed, saying: "Intelligent and perceptive, intelligent and perceptive, understanding and considerate, understanding and considerate. I have seen those who are sensible, but never anyone as sensible as you. Very well, since you are so aware of the greater picture, this Empress is undoubtedly meant for you. I would even adorn your family's latrine with diamonds."

At this moment, Li Jiangnan was in high spirits, ready to thoroughly enjoy the pleasures of life

Reflecting on everything that just transpired, Li Jiangnan murmured to himself, feeling utterly frustrated

At this moment, his head rested on the fragrant and tender bosom of a beautiful woman, as smooth as white jade. This was a habit of Li Jiangnan; he loved to rest his head on the bosom of a beautiful woman while sleeping, otherwise he could not fall asleep.

However, after sleeping for ten days, Li Jiangnan became bored and planned to have Xiao Anzi find a Western beauty for him tomorrow. He must remind Xiao Anzi to check carefully, as he heard that recently Western women have been faking those two things, so he should not be fooled by a counterfeit.

Li Jiangnan let out a loud shout: "Damn the Eastern country, unable to confront me openly, they resort to underhanded tactics, trying to make me burst a blood vessel. Very well, since you are unkind, do not blame me for being unjust. Come here, draft an edict for me, proclaim to the world that I will personally lead the army to attack the Eastern country tomorrow. If I catch the one responsible for this mosaic, I will definitely cut off his manhood and soak it in wine, exterminating his entire clan.

Mom, couldn't you call me a little later, even if it's just ten minutes later

Upon encountering this individual from hetushucom.com, who gained the emperor's favor and rewards through "unorthodox means," the other beauties were dissatisfied and expressed their willingness to serve as well

A significant issue

Li Jiangnan said irritably: "Calm down? Calm down my foot? You all have put on mosaics, how can I calm down?"

This voice was so familiar that Li Jiangnan was startled, and then he opened his eyes. In an instant, the golden bed disappeared, and the beautiful woman was hanging on the wall. This was a small room of no more than ten square meters, simply furnished, with no yellow dragon robe, but there was indeed a yellow jacket.

At this moment, Li Jiangnan did not realize that he had truly had a good dream, a very auspicious good dream, and that the course of his life would quietly change today

A bed full of beautiful women were smiling seductively at Li Jiangnan

Li Jiangnan reached out to pull, but to his surprise, he grasped nothing; he was unable to pull it down. That faintly discernible presence, elusive yet tangible, began to make him feel restless from the heat.

The ungrateful beauty was quickly dragged away

At this moment, a beautiful woman quietly asked: "What will happen to her cats and dogs at home?"

Liu Fang said: "Whoever laughs at you, I have called you that since childhood, and I will see who dares to laugh."

Many beautiful women

The beautiful woman was overjoyed, repeatedly expressing her gratitude

Upon seeing the Emperor's furious countenance, all the beautiful women were so frightened that their complexions turned pale, and they knelt down. Among them, one said: "It is... it is the horse that was presented by the Eastern Kingdom a few days ago... once we put on the... we can never take it off again. And the *illustration*"

Li Jiangnan certainly did not drool, for his emperor, the supreme and unparalleled emperor, under the vast heavens, with no land that does not belong to the king, and no subjects that do not belong to the king, regarded beauty as no different from a flower or a blade of grass in the imperial garden

In this way, the frequency that Li Jiangnan heard was becoming increasingly high, causing a wave of annoyance in his heart. He thought to himself, "I understand, I understand, I will get up right away. That debt has been outstanding for so long, there is no need to rush at this moment."

Li Jiangnan felt a surge of heat throughout his body; however, at that moment, he discovered a problem

The beautiful woman said something, but Li Jiangnan did not hear it clearly. He simply replied: "Alright, it's you, it's you. I will elevate you to the position of the Western Palace's Empress. Tomorrow, write down the names of your parents, brothers, uncles, and aunts on a notice and present it. I will grant them all the title of First Rank. Even the cats and dogs in your home, I will give them golden hooves as well"

Soon, someone agreed to draft the decree and left. Li Jiangnan's anger subsided slightly as he sat back down on the bed, and the beautiful women gathered around him again, calling out sweetly.

The beautiful woman was clearly intimidated by his authority, her delicate body trembling as she stammered, "Your Majesty... you... you have foot odor"

Liu Fang said: "I understand, I understand, now get up quickly. The bill is on the table outside. Please heat up the soy milk and fried dough sticks yourself. I'm leaving; there is no one to watch the shop."

Li Jiangnan said without hesitation: "All male cats and dogs have been neutered, and the females are kept together with those neutered males when they are in heat"

The three most important parts of these beauties are surprisingly covered by a hazy little grid, which causes him to lose the pleasure of appreciation

Liu Fang said outside the door: "You know nothing. That old scoundrel not only owes us money for meals, but also owes several other families. Moreover, he spends all day drinking; if he were to drink himself to death in the house, no one would even know. Remember, when you go to collect the debt, you must be a bit fierce. Nowadays, people are afraid of the strong and bully the weak; they are particularly afraid of those who come at them aggressively. If all else fails, just see if there are any valuable items to take as collateral for the debt."

Such ignorant and presumptuous words left Li Jiangnan not only frustrated, but exceedingly so. He then shouted angrily: "Wretched person, I am the Emperor, the Son of Heaven. How could I possibly smell bad? That is clearly a heavenly fragrance that cures all ailments. You speak nonsense and know not what you say. Come, drag this wretched person away and throw him into the cold palace. Also, write down the names of his parents, brothers, uncles, and aunts, and bring them to me. I shall exile them all."

Li Jiangnan responded with a sound and said, "Mom, how many times have I told you? From now on, please do not call me 'Xiao Nanzi' anymore, it sounds like a eunuch and will make people laugh at me"

Your Majesty is wise

At that moment, Li Jiangnan was overwhelmed with anger and suddenly stood up, exclaiming: "What is that thing hanging on you all?"

The group of beautiful women exchanged glances, revealing expressions of sorrow and grievance. However, one of the women, quite clever, cast a flirtatious glance at Li Jiangnan and said: "Your Majesty, although we have fallen for the tricks of the Eastern barbarians and covered our important parts, we can still bring you joy."

There are indeed too many beautiful women, surrounding him in layers on the dragon throne. Inside, a delicate figure gently extends her jade-like arms, using her slender fingers like tender green onions to massage him. At his feet, there is even a beauty using her cherry-like lips to lick his toes

With disheveled hair and an arrogant expression, Li Jiangnan reclined on a grand dragon couch, large enough to accommodate twenty people, crafted entirely of gold and adorned with diamonds. Beside him, apart from the dragon robe he had just removed, were beautiful women.

A famous person once said, "The greatest sorrow in life is to have worked hard all night creating a beautiful and sensual dream, only to wake up the next morning and find that you cannot remember any of it"

Your Majesty, please do not be angry

Li Jiangnan is evidently very happy, as such grand scenes and large-scale productions in dreams are rare, and for the first time, the clarity reached high-definition levels. Unfortunately, the last and most crucial part was brutally cut out.

At that moment, a sharp voice came through

There are those with a graceful beauty akin to the radiance of snow, whose faces rival the delicate charm of lotus flowers; there are those with an ethereal elegance, pure and transcendent, resembling pearls emerging from their cases, or rare flowers just beginning to bloom. There are also those with enchanting phoenix-like eyes, waists as slender as willows swaying in the wind, and faces like delicate flowers brushing against water. In short, each one is a beauty capable of captivating a nation, and in a fleeting moment, can leave men drooling.

Such a pillow requires careful selection. In addition to having a beautiful appearance and shape, the quality of the filling is very important. If it is too hard, it can easily cause headaches; if it is too soft, it may lead to instability; if it is too large, sleeping on it can make it hard to breathe; if it is too small, it lacks support. Currently, this one was specially brought to me by my trusted eunuch, Xiao Anzi, from the distant land of Goryeo.

Your Majesty is wise

Xiao Nanzi, why aren't you getting up yet? Didn't I tell you to wake up early to help me collect the payments?