Chapter Five.

What's the difference between showing off territory like this and a dog urinating? I feel like mocking Shi Nan a little, but it wouldn't be very sporting to drag him down at this moment.

As we walked, Qiao Jiamu introduced his friends to us and people kept coming over to chat with him. He knows a lot of people and his social skills are top-notch. We all exchanged greetings and added each other on WeChat as a formality. Unfortunately, I couldn't find my phone anywhere, even after searching through all my pockets. So, I could only watch them scan each other's QR code business cards with a blank stare.

I suddenly had a sense of foreboding. Did you intentionally switch to my seat? Before I could object, Yu Xi quickly made a request: "Very well, since the two people facing each other at the bottle's mouth and bottom can be considered fate, in appreciation of this fate, then... let's kiss for two minutes!"

"So amazing, so talented." I and Yu Xi nodded in agreement, then proceeded to beat Shi Nan together...

Upon hearing this, Shina's smile visibly cracked, as if preparing for a battle. I tugged at his sleeve, and only then did he change his strategy: "Do not easily believe rumors. I am doing well. Men in love are all blissful. Mr. Qiao, you can experience it for yourself."

Shi Nan understands me very well. He can completely perceive my psychological activities and knows my concerns. At this time, he said, "Xiao Qinglong, you don't need to hold onto the burden of image. You are pursuing the path of talent. Be open, enjoy yourself, and don't be shy."

I said ambiguously, "Great adventure."

Yu Xi observed for a moment, then nodded sincerely: "It's like he's all confused."

Many laughter erupted, and the embarrassment that my friend Yu Xi tailored for me just now has been swept away.

He won, and these words completely injected into my heart like syrup.

This feeling is like, I originally wanted to reluctantly squeeze in and act in something like "Sex and the City", but unexpectedly, with a snap, the play I starred in turned into "Country Love", with a simple and unsuspecting style. I wish I could bury my head in my crotch and never see the light of day again.

I clenched my hand into a fist and used it as a microphone, placing it near his mouth: "Let's interview Mr. Shinan. What are your thoughts on our date today? Please share."

Qiao Jiamu also picked up a piece for me and asked me not to be polite.

I withdrew my hand and gave him a glare, saying, "Who cares about all that! We, the 'face dogs,' live a simple life. As long as we look handsome, it doesn't matter if our chest muscles are drawn with shadows or photoshopped."

The community manager firmly believes that all men are sleazy and opportunistic hooligans. Therefore, as soon as we enter school, she generously gives each female student in the building a pair of granny panties for free.

I don't need you to evaluate me. Said Shi Nan with a smile, but there was no trace of amusement in his eyes.

Jojaimu then asked again, "Have you eaten?"

Isn't this just as mismatched as eating stir-fried rice noodles in front of the Mona Lisa? I can't even imagine that scene, it's simply too embarrassing!

I really like that.

It is said that this is one of the most prestigious clubs in the northwest region. It is a place favored by celebrities, socialites, and wealthy tycoons. Just the venue fee for hosting a birthday party here can cost millions.

I quickly licked my dry lips and smiled apologetically, "Mr. Qiao, I'm really sorry for spoiling your interest. As for this student Li--"

Shi Nan, stop messing around! My persuasion had no effect at all. Shi Nan completely ignored it and first handed me a piece of spare rib, urging me to eat quickly.

``Puff...'' Yu Xi sprayed, and saliva sprayed evenly, even splashing on the body of Zou Huaiyang next to her, "Female college students are indeed different from those flashy and cheap women outside, they are more honest."

Release South! Release South!

My original intention was to remind everyone that it's unnecessary for each and every one of you to dress up so extravagantly, wearing both suits and evening gowns. Let's not continue this strange game! However, Qiao Jiamu clearly didn't grasp the main point. He looked at me across the coffee table and reverted back to his warm demeanor, as if the willows were gently brushing against his face. "Are you suggesting that you want to see me undress?"

At the critical moment, I still admitted defeat and quickly put my foot back into the shoe, saying, "Forget it, forget it."

Shi Nan frowned slightly, showing a hint of confusion. Surprisingly, he looked damn good, making me want to reach out and smooth his brows. He has fair skin, a high and straight nose, and lips as thin as those of a heartless person in legends, but with distinct lines that constantly tempt you to bite them. I swallowed my saliva and suddenly had a bold idea: "Should I kiss him again?"

This is more than just leaking information, it's practically a flood. I pressed on and asked, "Nan Ge, is your name not on the list of options?"

I whispered in response: "Because firing you would be too easy."

Shi Nan tried several times but failed to pull Li Jiawei apart. He looked angry and launched an unnamed anger at Qiao Jiamu, "Qiao Jiamu, did you do it on purpose? Did you leak my address to her?"

Can we talk about the situation in the Middle East and the oil prices? I glanced at him and said, "But you're not sleeping with all the girls you date, so what are you talking about?" I also don't quite understand why someone as popular as him would strictly control his desires. After all, there are long queues of women who would gladly benefit from his favors.

I could hear the men around me cheering and shouting, even feel their collective surge of adrenaline... Damn, look at how excited they are, just a bunch of onlookers who don't mind stirring up trouble.

He didn't answer me, but when the music started playing in the dance floor, he reached out and invited me to dance. I was like under a spell, without thinking, I took his hand. Our dance steps were in sync, every push and pull movement was so precise, as if it had been rehearsed beforehand.

If I had told you back then that I wanted to give you my first kiss, you would either burst into laughter, spread it widely, or kill me. There would be no other options.

Shi Nan didn't even glance at Qiao Jiamu. He grabbed my wrist and stubbornly wanted to leave. It was Zou Huaiyang who dealt with the situation in a manly way. He politely reached out to welcome Qiao Jiamu's approach and said, "Mr. Qiao, I didn't expect to meet you here. Shi Nan brought us here to have some fun."

He suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, awkward yet expectant, and said, "Well, between Beckham, Wu Yanzu, and Shi Nan, who do you prefer?"

Jo Jiamu shook his head, and under the beautiful lights, it seemed that he even slightly raised the corners of his mouth, saying, "Is this young lady your girlfriend?"

It's really exciting. You, who always procrastinate on drawing, can say such words. It's very rare. I have to look at you with new eyes.

When saying this, Niu Beibei happened to walk past us. She is very thin, even thinner than the popular female stars. It feels like she could fly to the sky and soar for eighteen hours with just a gust of wind. But what is puzzling is that, while she is thin, her chest is not flat. It's like she has two bombs stuffed in there, bulging and ready to explode at any time, making people feel a little dizzy.

Although he didn't even glance in the direction of ten o'clock, I still snorted and said, "You're the one who's old."

I said: "I regret it, I want to take the vase route."

Shi Nan gave me an idea: "You go and slap each of them with two big slaps, guaranteed to make them remember you, leaving an unforgettable impression that no one can compare."

Shi Nan: "..."

It's my turn to spin the bottle. With one spin, the bottle slowly stops in front of Zou Huaiyang. I swear I'm not like Yu Xi. I didn't tamper with it. This must be fate. Could this be destiny? I ask him, "Zou, are you up for a big adventure?"

Of course, no one can refuse such an invitation, especially in today's world where art and business can be connected. Before entering the private room, Qiaojiamu glanced at me a few times. Although all of his contact information was still on my blacklist, he still praised me in a friendly tone, as if nothing had happened: "Xunxun, you look beautiful in this outfit today."

When I was about to cover Yu Xi's mouth, Niu Beibei came back and exclaimed excitedly to our side, "Hey, Shinan~Huaiyang~" She glanced at Yu Xi and added, "I can't draw on my heels, but if someone wants to buy them, I don't mind learning."

Shi Nan reiterated, "She is my ex-girlfriend!"

My lips should be very cold because I trembled. The darkness made every sense more sensitive. I was horrified and slowly realized that I had been taken advantage of by a perverted vampire. Just as I was about to bite him fiercely, the sensation had already disappeared.

I: "..."

Qiao Jiamu had to rethink the wording again: "Oh, it's an ex-girlfriend. But treating an ex-girlfriend so cruelly is not something a gentleman should do. Such character... would surely cause distress to the current girlfriend, right?"

Yu Xi also exclaimed "ouch" and it turned out that Zou Huaiyang had stepped on her foot and walked past her to greet the familiar people inside.

However, Qiao Jiamu nodded in agreement and went to call other friends to participate, especially to increase their favorability. Yu Xi looked at Shi Nan shaking his head and seemed to want to say that Shi Nan had lost. Before he could speak, Shi Nan said, "I mean, if you want to play such a LOW game, you've come to the right person."

I feel a little melancholy: "Hey, you know, with so many women here, how can I make a lasting impression on the male gods?"

This should be the bravest decision I have made for love.

But none of them are as brave as Yu Xi. Yu Xi immediately asked Shi Nan, "Are you painting on site? Are you going to paint nudes?" In her understanding, Shi Nan is a little pervert who started his career by painting nude women.

I took my right foot out of the high heels, shamelessly and a bit shamelessly: "Reward you, um... reward you with the highest honor of a servant, kiss my toes."

... ... Yu Xi was annoyed and rolled her eyes. She was too lazy to argue anymore. She dragged me in a hurry to the front of them, then casually took a sip of champagne from the waiter's tray, and pointed with her chin to the nearby wall, signaling me to look. "Oh my goodness, you have to see this, that painting is so bizarre, it's like single-handedly ruining the entire Feng Shui! Who on earth painted it?"

I bumped into Shi Nan next to me with my elbow. Shi Nan's face had turned two shades darker at this point. He gently held my wrist and said somewhat gloomily, "Suddenly, I feel like the air here is not good. Xia Qinglong, how about we go somewhere else? I know a unique bar where we can drink and eat grilled lamb skewers at the same time. It seems to suit your style as well. Shall we go?"

As the whole dance was about to end, the power in the auditorium unfortunately tripped. The surroundings fell into darkness, and I couldn't even see my own hand in front of my face! Suddenly, I felt something soft and warm touching my lips. Before I could react to what it was, the other person had already stuck their tongue in...

I find it difficult to distinguish whether this scene is real or fake. The commotion in my chest is no longer at the level of a deer in panic, it's more like a herd of deer being chased by lions on the African savannah. My entire chest feels like it's going to collapse!

Shi Nan asked me, "How did you come up with it?"

I politely replied, "I have eaten, just ate."

Shi Nan looked towards the horizon, his eyes filled with a serious expression, as if he was trying hard to recall the past: "It's been too long since the beginning, and I can't remember where and when you, with what kind of sudden attack, caught my nerves." He paused for a moment, "It seems that once you failed an exam, sitting on the steps behind the teaching building smoking, I went over and you were blowing smoke rings towards the sky, your eyes slightly narrowed. That charm, from then on, I couldn't see anyone else in my eyes."

I tapped the coffee table and confidently replied, "Is there even a need to ask? Of course it's Wu Yanzu!"

Shi Nan sat next to me, and I felt my body stiffen. If it weren't for the fact that Yu Xi is a woman, she would have definitely been beaten up by Shi Nan and locked in the restroom. Yu Xi's emotional intelligence is so low that she wouldn't even last three episodes in a TV drama. Not to mention whether the villainess can get away with mistreating her, the male and female leads would definitely frequently abuse and gang up on her.

Around me, whistles sounded again, and now I wished I could be an ostrich and bury my head in the sand!

After hearing, Shinan stood up, smiled slightly, leaned down slowly towards me, and his handsome face kept getting closer. I felt a little dizzy, as if I had drunk a bottle of sixty or seventy degrees of wine, almost fainting. Just as his lips were about to touch mine, I finally found the answer Shinan wanted in my memory.

Yu Xi could only brace himself, while under the laser-like gaze of Niu Beibei, he began to check his schedule. At the same time, he muttered softly, "Why do I suddenly have a feeling that even if I were to be fired, it wouldn't be so bad? Tell me why?"

Foot or face?

He knelt down on one knee, took my foot in his hands, dressed immaculately. From my perspective, I could only see his thick and long eyelashes. As his handsome face slowly approached, my heart suddenly started beating faster, faster, and faster!

It seems that Zou Huaiyang eavesdropped on my conversation with Yu Xi, because at this moment, he sat next to Yu Xi. His shirt was neatly tucked into his waistband, without a single wrinkle, as if the previous violation had never happened. He glanced sideways and said, "Assistant Yu, please don't misunderstand."

One year later, the school changed its uniforms. It left a lasting impression on me. Do you remember?" Shi Nan said again.

You have a very poor memory and can't even remember things you've done yourself. He scolded me with a doting look in his eyes, "Bad girl."

Yu Xi doesn't understand art, but when she hears so many art connoisseurs discussing, she immediately raises her hands and shouts, as if afraid of being left behind: "I'll go lick it!"

Your analysis is correct. Since you are so frank, I will spare your life. " I asked again, "When did you confirm that you liked me?"

My heart skipped a beat, what's the misunderstanding? Could it be that he has feelings for Yu Xi? Like how immature elementary school students always pull the hair of girls to seek attention, is this actually a form of love? Oh my, there is hope again for my "matchmaking" plan with Shi Nan!

Qiao Jiamu nodded and said, "Of course, I will definitely safely send her back."

I spat at him and said, "Get lost!!!"

Of course, go ahead and speak boldly. I promise not to beat you to death.

Li Jiawei, who failed to pounce successfully, finally collapsed on Qiao Jiamu's shoulder, moaning, "It hurts... I feel so terrible..."

Then I'll take the punishment for her, it's not a big deal. Shi Nanduan picked up a glass of high-concentration alcohol, drank it, then looked at me and said, "Tell me your true feelings, who is your favorite opposite sex in the world? David Beckham or Daniel Wu?"

Niu Beibei turned to Zou Huaiyang and launched an attack: "Huaiyang, the evening gown you designed for me last time made my colleagues almost jealous to death. By the way, do you have any availability recently? I have an awards ceremony and I need a gown. Price is not a problem, it's up to you."

Before I stopped at the brain-damaged painting in Yu Xi's mouth, I heard her continue to talk incessantly: "By the way, do you know that Niubei who acts in movies? I don't know if she used her heel to paint a painting. It's so ugly that it angers both humans and gods. As a result, it was sold for 180,000 yuan. Do these rich bosses have bubbles in their heads?"

I didn't! I changed my mind and said, "I want to choose again, I choose truth!"

Then a blood bag reached out, filled with red liquid. I didn't delve into what it was, grabbed the tube and started sucking. After a while, I finally regained my composure and saw a vampire standing in front of me. He was tall, wearing a black cloak, and his mask almost covered his entire face, only revealing a mouth with a bloody color and two faintly visible fangs.

Shi Nan said: "It's too late, it's already late."

Zou Huaiyang has already started over there. He was pushed against the display cabinet because the cabinet behind him was filled with valuable artworks and antiques. He couldn't struggle too much, which was exactly where Yu Xi's cleverness lay. She had him under control.

But what none of us expected was that the madness of the capitalists and the capriciousness of the artists were equally matched. Qiao Jiamu raised his hand and called a waiter over, whispered a few words in his ear, and decisively made a decision: "I have invited chefs from three different culinary styles to make sweet and sour spare ribs at the clubhouse. Let's all eat here."

As I looked up, I saw that the person was none other than Qiao Jiamu.

Yu Xi also added fuel to the fire and said: "Oh my, I've never seen anything so sweet before. Just one look and she almost gave me diabetes."

I'm not afraid of you being brain damaged and having my WeChat account stolen by someone with a beastly heart. He turned his head and asked me proudly, "Just now, if the bottle pointed at me, what would you want me to choose?"

Don't jump to conclusions for now.

I love that museum the most. I wonder if he will paint that person, or that mask, or that tree? No matter what he paints inside the museum, it feels like it will be worth treasuring.

Is there?

Yu Xi left Zou Huaiyang behind like throwing away garbage, happily turned around and asked Shi Nan for the painting, saying "The adventure is complete! Paint, paint, paint! Give me the painting!"

Waiter's dilemma: "No rice..."

Shi Nan learned my tone, raising the corners of his lips: "So what if you care? Can't I talk about the prevention and control of smog, the impact of greenhouse effect on polar bears? Is that not allowed? Is it difficult to understand that I care about the Earth?"

Shi Nan shook his head and said, "No, if you want something to shine before your eyes, you need to know how to do electric welding. It will definitely be bright and even shiny."

In this situation, I really don't handle it well. I said to Joe: "Well... Mr. Joe, are you not feeling hot in such a formal suit?"

Shi Nan spoke up in time and disrupted the situation, but still didn't forget to make up for it. My response: "Don't misunderstand, she doesn't want to see you undress. You might as well understand that she wants to see you streaking in the street, which is more appropriate. She has a very perverse sense of humor."

I: " ... ... ".

I was slightly annoyed, so I seized the opportunity and stepped on Shina's shoes. When he crouched down to polish his shoes, I circled around him, threw the bag at him, and asked condescendingly, "Dear Shina, the girl in the ten o'clock direction has been smiling at you sweetly. Do you know her?"

I remember that it was a wide and ugly school uniform that could cover up all the advantages of the body. When short girls wore it, they immediately turned into tree stumps, while tall girls turned into King Kong gorillas. The girls all disliked its unattractive appearance, and their emotions reached an all-time low. Later, they privately modified the waistline to make the uniform fit better, showcasing the figures of young girls.

I: " ... ... ".

I was awarded the title of "Jiao Hua" by Shi Nan Feng for the first time, but I never expected it to be under such circumstances.

Yu Xi said: "You'll know if you go and lick it."

I had to restrain myself repeatedly to avoid taking out my marker and autograph book. However, Yu Xi's self-control is much lower than mine. She has already let loose and gone to take photos with her male idols. Seeing so many handsome idols at once is a rare opportunity. If you want to confess, confess. If you want to ask for love, ask for love. She is not afraid at all.

Thank you, who are you?

And I haven't changed, not because I'm confident, but mainly because I'm lazy.

Qiao Jiamu was wearing a valuable tailored high-end suit, which accentuated his tall figure. The button on the cuff, adorned with diamonds, was designed with great creativity. He did not deliberately showcase his successful persona, but casually shook hands with Zou Huaiyang, as if greeting a long-lost friend. With the spring breeze brushing his face, he appeared mature and steady. "Why didn't you let us know you were coming to play? My friend didn't want to keep this club anymore, and I was a little interested, so I took over not long ago."

I looked towards the bottom of the bottle and saw Qiao Jiamu sitting there. He seemed a little startled, and even the glass of wine he was about to drink paused for a moment.

After another ten minutes or so, the waiters came in with several dishes, heading straight towards us and placing them on the coffee table closest to me. The aroma of the meat stood out among the various perfume scents, attracting the attention of many socialites. Shi Nan reluctantly raised two fingers and said to the waiter, "Add two bowls of rice for these two ladies."

I quickly waved my hand and said, "No need, no need. Let's go out to eat, it's not good here..."

In the next minute, Zou Huaiyang still maintained the posture just now, leaning against the display cabinet, without moving, as if still reacting or reminiscing. I pointed to Yu Xi and said, "Do you think Zou Huaiyang looks drunk or not?"

I said to him, "Nonsense! Our school has always been strict with discipline. If I dare to smoke there, the principal would dare to sacrifice me to the gods."

Why?

My phone and I finally reunited after a long time: "Are you sick? Why did you steal my phone?"

This time I entered the private room, and in that instant, I felt like I was almost in Nirvana, because almost all the male gods I had liked were here... from various fields, such as painters, sculptors, singers, business legends, e-sports experts, and so on. Without exception, they all attracted me with their looks, and then conquered me with their talents. The male gods guided me forward, and filled my nerves. At that moment, Yuxi's nosebleed flowed out before mine.

Yu Xi couldn't help but burst into laughter, slapping his own thigh: "Hahaha, it's a textbook example of self-inflicted humiliation! Perfect!"

Then Yu Xi also handed me a piece, teasingly raising his eyebrows at me as if to join in the fun.

I also really like it! But isn't Shi Nan only drawing human bodies?

Li Jiawei, I don't know if she's wearing this armor or not. All I know is that as long as Qiao Jiamu escorts her to see the dormitory supervisor, she won't be able to escape from the female dormitory tonight. The dormitory supervisor will lock her chastity, which is responsible for every drunken girl.

Yu Xi said: "Xunxun, pinch me."

I said, "Because my history of kissing is dull and uneventful, with a total number of times that can be counted on both hands. You insist on me recalling it, but it can be easily eliminated through the process of deduction."

I just feel numb in my buttocks and want to change my sitting posture, big brother! Shi Nan warned me with his eyes while taking the paper and pen handed over by the waiter, and said to us, "Wait for a minute, I'll finish drawing soon."

Qiao Jia Mu is very busy. After a while, he walked up to us and said, "The club is reopening today, so all my friends have come to support. It's quite a coincidence that there are so many places to go, but you chose to come here. Therefore, no matter what, you must stay until the end today."

I remember being too lazy to attend, eager to go home and watch SpongeBob SquarePants, but my classmate dragged me to the school auditorium. She casually put on a Cinderella makeup for me, which was just some gray on my face, and made me wear a tattered skirt. She repeatedly assured me that dressing me up like this was definitely not to set off her own beauty.

Yu Xi didn't care about such attacks, he pulled me into the private room. His joyful demeanor was like an underground party finally seeing the light, finding the great organization, and rushing towards a new hope. Shi Nan followed closely behind us, asking in a moderate voice, "Can you all be fooled by the food plan? Didn't you just eat my fried noodles? Doesn't your conscience hurt?"

Shi Nan reached out and rubbed my earlobe, saying, "A man cannot say 'no'. Go help me find a waiter and bring paper and pen. Today, we will show them what we're made of!"

Thank you. I touched my nose and felt a little embarrassed.

The club that Shinan brought us to has a relatively antique and unique decoration. Ivy hangs down from the eaves outside, while the floor inside is polished to a mirror-like shine. Even the paintings on both sides of the corridor are masterpieces by famous artists, worth a fortune, making people covetous. The female waitresses are dressed in tight cheongsams, guarding the key points at various intersections, forming a perfect human navigation system.

I murmured softly, "Even if I fail ninety-nine times, I will continue to work hard to make it a round hundred."

He looked disdainful and snorted through his nose, "Tsk, I don't like any of your ex-boyfriends, not even as good as playing house. If you don't kiss while dating, what are you even talking about?"

Unexpectedly, Shi Nan offered his neck today after so many years. He didn't know the danger was imminent, still obviously suppressing his excitement, arrogantly saying, "Well, for the fact that you remembered, I'll add 5 points to my mood today, which has now reached -45895 points. Keep trying to please me, and maybe I'll reward you with love."

Shi Nan said: "That school uniform looks especially good on you. Your petite figure sways in the loose and shapeless uniform, exuding a youthful scent and evoking a protective and tender feeling in others. When I walk past you, my footsteps instinctively slow down; when you walk behind me, I can't help but turn around frequently. I can clearly distinguish your scent in the crowd. Even when I know you're not around, I can't help but look up to find your figure. When I realized that this is what liking feels like, I have already liked you for a long time." When I walk past you, my footsteps instinctively slow down; when you walk behind me, I can't help but turn around frequently. I can clearly distinguish your scent in the crowd. Even when I know you're not around, I can't help but look up to find your figure. When I realized that this is what liking feels like, I have already liked you for a long time.

Immediately afterwards, Zou Huaiyang said again, "Don't misunderstand me as belittling you. Every sentence I said is a fact."

As soon as the words fell, she gently turned. I couldn't stop Yu Xi, so I had to quickly pick up a piece of spare ribs and put it in my mouth, trying to escape this game. The bottle of wine turned around for several rounds and finally stopped, with the mouth of the bottle facing me. The sweet and sour spare ribs by my mouth immediately fell back into the plate!

Unfortunately, the conscience, this kind of thing, is used too little by young people in their daily lives, and at this moment, it is frozen, and it is really difficult to thaw for a while.

Shi Nan rolls her eyes and comments: "Do you think you're on 'If You Are the One'? You can't even make it to the female guest selection, wake up."

Well, I did do a lot of outrageous things during my rebellious phase, but I never thought it would attract him.

What are you talking about?

He squinted his eyes with a hint of irony, and chuckled, "I have to say, General Qiao, you have quite a lot of interests."

Lijia Wei may think that I want to take her away. Immediately, I wrapped my hands around Qiao Jiamu's neck and softly breathed on his neck. It seems a bit inappropriate to expose this pretending-to-be-drunk trick, but I just like this kind of inappropriate behavior. I continued, "If possible, could you please ask Mr. Qiao to send her off and hand her over to the housekeeping aunt in the female dormitory of the Fine Arts College?"

That kiss seems like a dream, or perhaps my imagination. I once swore to personally twist the neck of this pervert who took advantage of me!

He said, "Okay, let's take a big risk. What do you want me to do?"

Zou Huaiyang is used to focusing on key points. He frowned and looked at Yu Xi, asking, "Assistant Yu, do you have diabetes? Why wasn't it mentioned in your pre-employment medical examination report? This could be considered fraud."

My heart skipped a beat, and I instinctively assumed a defensive posture with my hands. I thought he was about to strike me. To my surprise, he spoke again, but this time in a humble tone, as if he were a servant. He said, "Miss Ji Xunxun, from now on, I submit to you. May I ask for your instructions?"

Shi Nantao took out his wallet and handed over a dozen red bills to the waiter, saying, "Buy a bag of rice and a rice cooker, steam it now."

Taking advantage of the heated atmosphere around me, with laughter and noise filling the air, I finally found the opportunity to pull up my sleeves and asked her in a low voice, "How do you have the courage to lick Zou Huaiyang's abs? After all, your boss is so harsh, almost cruel. I'm just afraid that he might break your front teeth on the spot or wrap your tongue around your neck in three loops and tie a butterfly knot."

This private room is very spacious and luxurious, not only filled with handsome men, but also with glamorous goddesses constantly coming and going. They are dressed in various exquisite gowns, looking perfect as if they could step onto the award stage at any time to deliver an acceptance speech, making me and Yu Xi look even more like two inexperienced country girls. Everyone is freely scattered around playing, and I even saw several male celebrities gathered together playing video games.

Full marks.

Yu Xi immediately became unhappy: "This perfunctory sincere question, Shi Nan, you are being a bit too lenient!"

Yu Xi instantly lowered his head. He only heard Niu Beibei starting to use her sweet voice to talk to Shi Nan, her voice was so sweet that it could give someone goosebumps all over their body. "Shi Nan, I miss you so much. What have you been busy with lately? Why haven't you replied to the messages I sent you?"

I used my arms to push open the distance between him and me, and asked: "The only masquerade ball I ever attended, where I danced with someone and was kissed by a crazy vampire at the end, was it you?!"

Yu Xi's face was beaming with admiration as he praised Qiao Jiamu: "I like him! If there was a button in front of me right now, I would definitely press it for him!" After speaking, he patted Shi Nan's shoulder and said with a hint of sympathy, "Shi Nan, it's not me, but you lost."

Security guard said: "This drunken lady kept rushing in, claiming to know someone--" The name behind was swallowed into her throat, but he kept staring at Shi Nan. The playful celebrities also noticed the commotion here, because pink rumors are always a never-ending and up-to-date news point in their circle."

Yu Xi believes that since they have already indulged in such a common activity as eating pork ribs in a high-end setting, it wouldn't hurt to also play the most vulgar group game - Truth or Dare. It seems reasonable. As soon as she made the suggestion, Shi Nan muttered, "Such a low game...".

At the moment of eye contact, I could feel the clear message conveyed to me through Qiao Jiamu's slightly curved smiling eyes. This is his territory, and it is also the reason why the painting I sold appears here.

Shi Nan was very helpless, raising his hands in compromise: "It really takes all my strength to communicate with you."

I couldn't help but laugh.

Kiss!

So quickly, the elegant and artistic atmosphere in the private room of the club turned into a noisy bar atmosphere. Even the lights started to become strange, carrying a mysterious and alluring charm. Without any awareness, Yu Xi ran to the wine rack and brought back a bottle of wine, placing it on the coffee table. "Then let's start with me. I'll spin the bottle, and whoever the bottle points to can choose between truth or dare. If they can't do it, they have to drink!"

The discussion among the women suddenly became incessant.

I just slightly moved my buttocks on the sofa, Shi Nan nervously held down my thigh to prevent me from getting up: "You're not allowed to go!"

Only I, all attention is on Shina. I never really believe: "Are you capable? Draw Sanxingdui?"

Shi Nan instantly revealed a smile that captivated all beings: "In a moment, if we scrape together, I'm afraid you'll scrape your eyes too much and can't bear it. I will feel heartache."

Then the lights came on, and there were no more vampires in front of me. The dance floor remained the same, surrounded by classmates dressed in strange and bizarre costumes. Afterwards, I asked many people, but no one remembered a vampire ever existing. It seemed like he had come only for me.

When I felt like throwing up, I heard a familiar and gentle male voice not far away calling out to me, "Xunxun?"

Under this strange atmosphere, I don't know if it was intentional or not, even Zou Huaiyang unexpectedly picked up a piece of pork ribs for me!

Zou Huaiyang said: "Feel free to give orders."

Shi Nan looked disdainful and said, "How many times do I have to say it for you to understand? All the photos on his Weibo have been photoshopped, and a man who even photoshops his chest muscles does not belong to the realm of humanity. Please, reshape your taste and refine your aesthetics."

Shi Nan did not join this topic, he just scribbled on a blank paper, with ups and downs, quite seriously. He did draw a "Three Stars" pile, which is a picture of a pile of SAMSUNG, a Korean mobile phone brand, stacked together. After completing it, shamelessly, he asked us, "Quick, is this the Three Stars pile? You guys tell me, is this the Three Stars pile?! Surprised or not? Unexpected or not? Am I super talented?"

Yu Xi squatted down slightly, pushing up Zou Huaiyang's shirt with one hand, and inserting it into the belt buckle at his waist. With a pull downwards, Zou Huaiyang's skin was exposed to the air. She was like a dog, quickly sticking out her tongue from the bottom to the top, completing the task in an instant. This daring adventure, from the proposal to licking his abs, progressed at an incredibly fast speed. It was so fast that Zou Huaiyang may not have even had time to react before his subordinate took advantage of him in public.

Damn, it's too overwhelming!

I thought he was going to say something inappropriate, but unexpectedly he took my hand, kissed the back of it, and then wrapped my arm around his neck, kissing it gently.

The qiaojia wood has a meaning, and he looked at me and stopped talking. I understand what he means, but others don't know the inside story. In fact, Shina has never used his kidneys in every relationship, nor has he been sincere. He didn't want to take advantage of the other party, but he was afraid that the other party would have a hard time getting over the fact that they were drawn naked, so he used the way of being temporary boyfriend and girlfriend. Sometimes Shina is so childish, always thinking about the problem too simply. He doesn't understand how peculiar and changeable girls are. I understand what he means, but others don't know the inside story. In fact, Shina has never used his kidneys in every relationship, nor has he been sincere. He didn't want to take advantage of the other party, but he was afraid that the other party would have a hard time getting over the fact that they were drawn naked, so he used the way of being temporary boyfriend and girlfriend.

Busy with love, no time to reply to you. Shi Nan left no room for politeness with Niu Beibei.

Our dormitory manager, Auntie, was a legendary woman when she was young. Her lifelong passion was breaking up couples. She could separate every loving couple who cuddled downstairs and set up a "no approach" barrier between them. We all speculate that her secret identity might be the senior leader of the "Couples Must Die" group.

As a loyal "face dog," my love for the male god is always very incompetent, easily swaying. Sometimes when Shi Nan suddenly tells me how my male god has been recently, I need a good half day to think and figure out who my male god has been replaced by.

However, Qiao Jiamu said indifferently, "It's okay, I happen to want to eat too. I don't pay much attention to my own territory."

I imagined it, and according to my personality, the direction of the story would indeed be like that.

I want a good impression! Not to leave an impression that I am crazy! You only know how to come up with bad ideas! I snorted and still haven't given up on Shina. "Hey, do you know any skills that girls can use to impress their crush? Can drawing work?"

Shi Nan's arm looped around my neck from behind, and he covered my mouth while emphasizing, "You've clearly lost two circles due to hunger. It doesn't look good to keep a girl waiting for too long. She might wither away like a yellow flower."

Regarding scheduling matters, please consult my assistant. After speaking, Zou Huaiyang mercilessly pushed Yu Xi towards Niu Beibei.

You are jealous.

I deliberately turned a blind eye to the twitching corners of Yu Xi's mouth. My attention was fully focused on the painting that had been sprayed by Yu Xi. I was earnestly appreciating, feeling, and indulging in it, because--.

It's all good. Zou Huaiyang was particularly on point, not at all hesitant at critical moments, and did not reject anyone from afar.

I did not use chopsticks to stab Shi Nan to death on the spot, and that was definitely because of love.

This high-end club definitely won't serve sweet and sour pork, and it's considered odd for me and Yu Xi to be here. Shi Nan is just reluctantly leading the way, without compromising his own style. This move is so beautifully executed, I have a feeling that Shi Nan will be scratched to death by my Nine Yin White Bone Claw later.

No, I don't want to break up, I don't want to break up with you, I love you... Li Jia Wei spoke drunkenly, very softly and delicately, with a slightly slow pace, sounding a bit like acting coquettishly, "Shi Nan, I love you the most! They all love your appearance superficially, only I love your money, talent, and appearance. I love everything about you, all of you!"

Mr. Qiao is really fond of joking. With you personally hosting, we won't leave. We will definitely have a good time. Shi Nan sneered twice, clearly wanting to cause trouble. He then looked towards the private room entrance and said, "Why haven't the dishes arrived yet? This speed won't do. Even the Little Green Dragon is hungry."

This is my painting. Why is it hanging here?

Qiao Jiamu stood up and asked, "What's going on?"

He stopped in his tracks, raised an eyebrow, and said, "Submit?"

I curiously asked, "What does it taste like?"

Shi Nan did not answer the rhetorical question: "Do you like Sanxingdui?"

I'm jealous? Haha. Shinichi grabbed my hand and placed it on his chest. "Can you feel it? My trembling pectoral muscles can even generate nuclear magnetic resonance. Would I be jealous of them?"

Walking all the way, it feels no different from walking on a red carpet. Many people around are watching Shi Nan, and some are nodding frequently at Zou Huaiyang. The two of them seem to live under the spotlight of attention, being admired and revered by others. As for me and Yu Xi, we are not even treated as well as the maidservants in the old days. I guess we are seen as their little sisters who carry their bags.

Watching the atmosphere change drastically, Yu Xi and I, one on the left and one on the right, tore Li Jiawei off Shi Nan. It has to be said that Li Jiawei, even when drunk, still exuded the characteristics of a powerful woman. Ignoring the security and waiters, she changed her target to Zou Huaiyang. But Zou, the great designer, was greatly stimulated tonight, and his guard against women temporarily increased by several percentage points. It's impossible for any other woman to get close to him even a little bit.

I quickly grabbed his neck: "You perverted girl-kisser! You have defiled the Cinderella fairy tale!"

I mutter: "I'm actually okay..."

However, I'm not full yet!Shi Nan suddenly interrupted and pointed to Yu Xi who had just escaped from Niu Beibei's hands, "General Qiao, Ji Xunxun and her girlfriends all said they want to eat sweet and sour pork ribs. There's no way, girls change their minds frequently, it's quite peculiar. Let's sit for a while and then leave."

They are all small industries, just invest casually. By the way, Qiao Jiamu leaned closer to Shinan and asked in a voice that we could all hear clearly, "Are you okay, Shinan? There are rumors that your heart was broken recently."

"I just wanted to give you my first kiss at that time, it was the perfect opportunity," explained Shi Nan, breaking free.

Zou Huaiyang said: "I am not your father."

This is Shina, the most unforgettable youth in my life, an artwork with a wide imagination that seamlessly connects with me. If he wasn't around from childhood to adulthood, my life would have been so lonely.

This kind of cheesy words coming out of his mouth, it feels so awkward no matter how you listen to it.

Qiao Jiamu saw that we were leaving, and asked me again: "Xunxun, if you are with him, there will be many similar situations where you have to constantly sweep away the obstacles and still be criticized. Will you be happy?"

This adventure is so thrilling that it could be considered a scandal. The aloof and unapproachable Zou Huaiyang was suddenly pulled up by Yu Xi and dragged away from the sofa area. The surrounding flashes instantly lit up, and everyone wanted to record this special historic moment.

That year on Halloween, everyone excitedly organized a costume party and secretly used the school auditorium as the venue.

I wondered how this young man suddenly became playful. After thinking for a moment, I cunningly told him, "Actually... I really want to see you submit to me, obey my every command."

I can't be bothered to pinch her, because I have to pinch myself first: "Ah, it hurts! It's not a dream!"

Yu Xi covered his forehead with his right hand and interrupted, saying, "Do you understand this rhetorical device? My goodness, communicating with you is truly exhausting!"

I have had many daydreams, but never this one: all my crushes are right in front of me. I could wake up laughing from this kind of life. No, I can't laugh, because if I wake up, this good day will be gone. I nudged Shi Nan with my elbow and reminded him to look: "Isn't that the internet celebrity Masked Brother? He's really cool! I really want to take a picture of him!"

This is the answer he gave me.

I love the sight of a man kneeling at my feet, holding onto my thighs and singing "Conquer" loudly. Unfortunately, this ideal scene has never happened. Shi Nan is a sarcastic person who argues with everything, and he has been like this since he was young. If I could make him submit to me once, just the thought of it would make my blood boil and my imagination run wild.

I held an attitude of walking the runway, while indulging in eating small cakes on the sidelines. Lazily, I watched the boys and girls in front of me release their restless souls under their masks. Perhaps, Cinderella was not favored by fate, as I choked on the small cake while eating. The stubborn cake lodged in my throat, and the feeling of being blocked was so uncomfortable that even recalling it now makes me shudder again!

What is "Grandma's Underwear"? As the name suggests, it is big enough to fit the buttocks of an old lady, with a dull yellowish color of old cloth, and there are even holes on it. The community manager said that as long as you wear this underwear, no matter how drunk you are, how handsome the guy in front of you is, or how sweet the words are, you can firmly hold onto your belt and return safely. The community manager said that as long as you wear this underwear, no matter how drunk you are, how handsome the guy in front of you is, or how sweet the words are, you can firmly hold onto your belt and return safely.

Niu Beibei's voice carries a naked and malicious intention: "Any level of detail is fine, isn't it?"

Zou Huaiyang said to Niu Beibei again, "If there is still availability, you should have her take note of the style and requirements you want."

Shi Nan showed eight teeth, looking quite happy. I don't know what's so funny about me stepping on his heel, but it made him tilt his head back and laugh at me, even sweeter than the girl did. "I don't know you, and I don't like things that are too sweet. I prefer sour foods, especially Shanxi aged vinegar."

Only saw Yu Xi winked at me with his left eye: "Xunxun, will you choose to take a big risk?"

I: " ... ... ".

At our bewildered stall, Qiao Jiamu explained gently, "Sweet and sour spare ribs are found in all three cuisines. Shanghai cuisine uses simpler ingredients and focuses on the sour and sweet taste, with the addition of tomato sauce. Zhejiang cuisine uses more abundant ingredients and has a more refined cooking method, definitely worth a try. And of course, there is Sichuan cuisine, which always includes scallions, ginger, Sichuan peppercorns, and chili peppers, making it very appetizing."

Want to hear the truth?

An ominous premonition finally came true. Li Jiawei appeared again and rushed in like a koala, clinging onto Shi Nan magnetically. Meanwhile, a strong smell of alcohol emanated from her, as if she had drunk a lot. Apologetic security guards followed behind.

The sky slowly darkened, and I walked side by side with Shina on the road. Suddenly, Shina took something out of his pocket and threw it to me, saying, "Take it."

Of course there is! When working, he never speaks unnecessary words in front of others. He always wears a straight face every day. But have you noticed that he speaks a lot to me, although it's all derogatory!

Yu Xi: "..."

Yu Xi thought for a moment, pursed her lips, and told me the source of her courage: "I feel like Zou Huaiyang is paying a lot of attention to me."

"Shi Nan, you raised your hand before me. Okay, I'll make a proposal! Whoever can lick Zou Huaiyang's abs, I'll give her a painting!"

As soon as this proposal was mentioned, I could feel the atmosphere around me becoming somewhat agitated. Many elegant goddesses in exquisite evening gowns smiled shyly or reservedly. Some goddesses revealed a hint of excitement on their cheeks, and I even saw Niu Beibei take a small step forward.

“Falling in love again? That's too bad,” said Qiao Jiamu in a joking tone, without directly stating it. He led us to a private room and said, “Come on, let me introduce you to some friends.”

Yu Xi was displeased: "How can there be a re-election?! That would mean a penalty of drinking!"