Chapter 009: Trampling

"It doesn't matter, as long as you occasionally show up." Haruhi Suzumiya appropriately relaxed the conditions, "Of course, if there are any interesting events in other worlds, I hope you can invite me."

"Certainly." Wei Gong thought for a moment and, finding nothing amiss, agreed to it.

In the eyes of Haruhi Suzumiya, Kyon is not a particularly special existence

My future partner has also flown away because of you, so take responsibility for me, Emiya. From now on, you are my boyfriend

"I won't listen, I won't listen," Haruhi Suzumiya vigorously shook her head and said, seemingly oblivious to those around her: "In any case, all those who deceive me will face the death penalty, the death penalty."

Then he asked, "So, SOS Brigade, are you planning to look for those few members again?"

I think, therefore I am

"How is that possible?" Haruhi Suzumiya scoffed at Emiya's words, dismissively waving her hand as she said, "A wish refers to the thoughts one hopes to realize in their heart, characterized by a strong yearning and inclination. Don't you even understand this?"

"Find them all?" Emiya paused for a moment, then suddenly realized, "Wait, you don't know them yet. You haven't created the SOS Brigade with *Tsubasa* yet?"

Of course, Nagato Yuki is an alien, Asahina Mikuru is a time traveler, and Koizumi Itsuki is a person with supernatural abilities. Wouldn't it be a pity to let them go? In fact, I am hesitating whether to bring in Akarin Ryouko as well. Although her attributes overlap with Nagato Yuki, she is still an alien...

After a while, Haruhi Suzumiya clapped her hands and said, "Alright, it's decided. Once I return, I will gather all these guys together."

"Who is it?" asked Haruhi Suzumiya.

He is the male protagonist. Wei Gong decided to make one final effort

"You, this guy..." The voice of Haruhi Suzumiya seemed to squeeze out from between her teeth, "Do not trample on my youthful heart time and again, death penalty, to be executed immediately!!!"

Shirou couldn't help but retort: "Why are they keeping this from you? Don't you have any idea in your heart?"

Faced with this familiar question, Emiya smiled and retorted, "What do you think? Do you consider yourself a character from an anime?"

This is a disaster; I hope I haven't ruined the relationship between the male and female leads

In the end, I couldn't help but say, "These guys actually dared to keep this from me, what audacity they have."

Haruhi Suzumiya continued, "Ultimately, the root cause of all this is you, isn't it? If it weren't for you, I might have followed the course of the story, met that guy, and then formed the SOS Brigade, eventually developing a special relationship with him. But because of you, the entire plot has been completely disrupted"

Haruhi Suzumiya clicked her tongue, her face showing displeasure, "I am not satisfied, I am very dissatisfied with this answer"

Shirou couldn't help but sigh, "You really are quite self-important. For such an important matter, shouldn't you have consulted me first?"

In other words, my fixed future has been completely destroyed by you

"Wait a moment." After hearing this, Wei Gong quickly interrupted Hirano Haruhi's words, "It seems you just overlooked someone."

Haruhi Suzumiya did not immediately answer Shirou's question; instead, she crossed her arms and fell into deep thought

Haruhi Suzumiya said: "Did I not introduce myself before? I am a first-year student at the Prefectural Kitahigh School, a genuine first-year student, having just enrolled less than a week ago!"

To be honest, if it were Nagato Yuki or Asahina Mikuru confessing, Emiya might have agreed

Emiya couldn't help but applaud Haruhi Suzumiya, "Truly worthy of the self-proclaimed, aloof Haruhi Suzumiya, that is indeed a remarkable answer"

Emiya: ... ...

Emiya stated that such a girlfriend is not worth having

"Hey, hey, hey, don't forget your identity, Haruhi Suzumiya." Emiya, listening from the side, felt a chill run down his spine. "You are Haruhi Suzumiya, who can change the world, the one who makes wishes come true. Even if it's a joke, you shouldn't say such things. What if a wish actually comes true? Wouldn't that be too unfair for those people you killed?"

She leaped up from the sofa, standing in front of Emiya, and said proudly: "Because I am right here."

"Haah, why would I bring an ordinary person into my SOS Brigade?" Haruhi Suzumiya said with a look of disdain

Uh... Wèigōng was instantly left speechless

The two individuals did not establish any special relationship at all

Emiya: "... ... So, does that mean the plot has not yet fully begun?"

However, the person who speaks these words now is extremely competitive, possessing a personality that believes she is unparalleled in the world. She is very self-righteous, exceedingly willful, and thinks that the world revolves around her. Her mind is perpetually unclear, and her emotional fluctuations are extreme. She cannot tolerate anything she dislikes, and as soon as she thinks of something, she immediately puts it into action, just like Haruhi Suzumiya.

Ah Xu, how could you forget him like this

He felt as if he had been subtly looked down upon by Haruhi Suzumiya, and immediately lost the desire to speak with her

It was only then that Emiya remembered that for Haruhi Suzumiya, who had been in school for less than a week, Akihiko was nothing more than a complete stranger

After a while, Haruhi Suzumiya smiled lightly and calmly said, "Of course, I do not consider myself a character from an anime. If you were to ask why, there is only one answer."

So, what do you think of me?" asked Haruhi Suzumiya curiously, leaning her head closer and staring intently at Emiya, eager to learn the man's opinion from his own lips

"That's right," Haruhi Suzumiya nodded. "Recently, I have been experiencing club activities, but since I have come to know that there are so many interesting things in the world, it is better not to participate in those troublesome club activities. Let's establish the SOS Brigade first. I will be the president of the SOS Brigade, and you will be the vice president."

Emiya's expression changed, and without hesitation, he said: "I refuse! What I, Emiya, enjoy the most is telling self-righteous people no"

However, she did not insist that Emiya explain himself; instead, she sat down again and continued watching the animation. While watching, she remarked, "I see, this Nagato Yuki is actually an alien, and this Asahina Mikuru is a person from the future, while this guy Koizumi Itsuki is actually a psychic."

Emiya does not urge either

"Sit and watch," Wei Gong replied

"So, you are unwilling," said Haruhi Suzumiya as she grabbed Shirou's collar.

"So, what does it have to do with me?" Haruhi Suzumiya looked directly at Shirou, yet spoke without any mercy: "Just because the plot has me together with him, does that mean I must view him differently, that I must pull him into the SOS Brigade, that I must come to like him?"

This sentence is very similar to what Natsume Takashi said.

Haruhi Suzumiya : ... ...

"That is not the case, but I often travel to other worlds, so it is impossible for me to stay in your world, let alone frequently participate in the activities of the SOS Brigade," said Emiya after a moment of thought.