Chapter One, Uncle Er's Phone Call.
Do, do. Then I'll pack up and buy a ticket to go there in the next two days!
Hey, this... Recently, I lost my phone. I thought I could just stay at home every day and use the landline. I didn't buy a new phone, didn't pay the phone bill, and didn't expect my number to be canceled by someone.
Speaking of this, this guy is also a bit embarrassed: "Well... I haven't found a job recently, hehe! Uncle Er, how have you been doing in Hengdian recently?"
Huang Shaohong was still unclear about what was going on when he was taken up on stage by Eddie, the boxing champion, and started jumping around. At this point, his consciousness gradually became blurred, and everything around him seemed to be rapidly fading away, and his consciousness fell into darkness.
Congratulations to the host for successfully completing the hidden mission in the first stage of the system trial. The "Ten Thousand Realms Login System" has entered the binding program, and the soul login function is now activated... Prepare to return to the real world. The binding program is starting, please be patient, host.
A voice on the other end of the phone, louder than Little Huang's, shouted 150 points higher. It burst out from the phone receiver, scaring Huang Shaohong, afraid that his eardrums would be shattered. He quickly moved the microphone half a meter away from himself to avoid the attack range of this sound explosion.
However, this darkness did not last long. After a moment, consciousness revived, and he opened his eyes, feeling sore all over. As he looked up, he realized that he was lying on the ground in his own home.
And what made him even more surprised was that he could easily see the trajectory of the opponent's punch. The punch landed right on Li Dongxing's temple. If it really connected, it could be a serious problem.
Huang Shaohong remembers that before he fainted, he was playing a Warcraft private server called "Tribe is Okay" in such a comfortable weather.
Familiar scene, let Huang Shaohong's memory slowly recover. He struggled to stand up and found that the computer screen was completely black, with a burnt smell in the air.
You little rabbit, who do you think you are, Huang Ye? Curse your ancestors, say it again, and you'll get a beating!
Huang Shaohong was so angry that he smashed the keyboard. As a result, the cola spilled all over the keyboard. And at that moment, it seemed like a lightning flashed outside, and then he felt a blackout in front of his eyes, followed by a very realistic dream!
Huang Shaohong cleaned up the mess in the room, only to sadly discover that the computer had unexpectedly malfunctioned. This is so unreasonable! The keyboard got soaked in cola, causing both the motherboard and the monitor to burn out. What on earth is going on?
The man looks to be in his early forties, wearing a casual suit. He has broad shoulders and a round waist, with a large gold chain around his neck. This appearance clearly indicates that he is not an easy-going person.
At that time, he was drinking cola while opening another window, feeling so comfortable watching the movie "Shameful Iron Fist" by Ma Hua.
Finally, with their joint efforts, they defeated the boxing champion Wu Liang and had the last laugh.
After hastily agreeing, he asked again, "Uncle Er, will you provide food and accommodation? Ah, it would be great if you do. Uncle, I'm already in my twenties and still don't have a partner. Will you provide one for me? Hey! I'm your own nephew. How can you just hang up the phone like that?"
However, before he could figure it out, the person on the ground struggled to sit up and pointed at the three of them, shouting, "If you have the guts, wait here. I'll make sure you won't have a good day!"
You little rascal, can't you find a decent job? You'll starve sooner or later!
Smelling a burnt smell coming from the computer case and monitor, he was almost depressed. He was on the verge of unemployment. It's really like adding insult to injury!
As memories resurfaced, Huang Shaohong gradually recalled what had happened before.
Curse you! Of course I'm giving out boxed meals since I'm running a restaurant! Are you going to do it or not?
Upon waking up, Huang Shaohong recalled the dream and quickly checked himself, only to find no difference from before. He stubbornly followed the plot in the novel and shouted in his heart to the system, but received no response.
Uncle Er, it turns out to be you, I thought it was my group of troublesome friends! Please don't get angry. What? You're still talking about my ancestors? Look, isn't this a case of a flood washing away the Dragon King Temple, where family members don't recognize each other? You are my own uncle, and my ancestors are your ancestors!
He was skillfully manipulating the "Hunter" to farm monsters while watching a movie and laughing foolishly. At that moment, two rogue thieves from the opposing faction in the game ambushed him, using their skills to stun him to death, and then continuously camping his corpse.
Feeling frustrated and annoyed, the ringing of the home telephone landline goes "du du".
Knowing that Comrade Xiaohuang has a shameless personality, Comrade Huang Ershu is also afraid of dying from cerebral hemorrhage. Therefore, when his anger subsided a little, he automatically shifted the topic.
Uncle Huang cursed angrily, then calmed down again before saying:
When Huang Shaohong just graduated, he did take a driver's license test and planned to drive a taxi. However, as a novice, he just put the license aside and planned to reconsider it in a few years. If Uncle Huang hadn't mentioned it, he would have really forgotten about it.
Fortunately, the steps were not too high, otherwise the person would have been in a miserable state. However, even this fall was not easy to endure. They lay on the ground for a long time without getting up, grimacing in pain. It seems that the fall was not light.
Hearing Uncle Er asking about his phone, even though he had a thick skin, at this moment he still felt a little embarrassed, and chuckled twice before saying:
In the dream, his soul crossed over to the world of "Shameful Iron Fist", sharing two bodies with the male and female protagonists, Eddie and Ma Xiao.
However, although he was moved, his rebellious nature could not change his poverty. He said, "3000 yuan, that's very kind of you. But what should I give in return? If I give drugs, will you give me less?"
Unexpectedly, when he was leaving, Li Dongxing might have been a little drunk, staggering as he walked. Accidentally, he bumped his shoulder into a man who had just walked in.
Sorry...sorry!Although Li Dongxing was a bit unsteady, he hadn't completely lost his senses. He knew he had bumped into someone and, although his speech was a bit slurred from drinking, he still stuttered out apologies.
With this, Huang Shaohong's three drinks immediately woke him up a bit. Taking advantage of the other party not getting up, he quickly slipped away. Who's waiting for you, who's the fool!
Putting aside shameless fantasies, Huang Shaohong immediately began preparing to go to Hengdian. He first took a shower and got a haircut, then invited two reliable buddies to have a farewell drink.
That was how he took care of him for over a decade, until he got into college. Only then did Uncle Er and his family move to the south to make a living. In the past two years, they went to Hengdian, which is a famous domestic film and television shooting base, and opened a restaurant. I am not very familiar with the specific situation.
Huang Shaohong just finished settling the accounts and happened to walk out at this moment. At a glance, he saw the scene at this time. Somehow, he felt that the force used in the opponent's punch was very strong.
Looking at the cola still dripping down, it proved that he didn't faint for long. He patted his head and thought to himself:
"Did you curse at the neighbor? Are you blind?" This person kicked, obviously still not satisfied, and while speaking, he stepped forward and swung his fist to attack.
Did I just dream? It feels like a long time has passed!
After having enough food and drink, as Huang Shaohong had to travel south by car the next day, the three of them decided to go their separate ways and disbanded directly.
When the cursing over there subsided, Xiao Huang quickly placed the microphone next to his ear.
Huang Shaohong didn't have time to think carefully. Subconsciously, he reached out and flicked the opponent's wrist, using a clever move to change the direction of the punch. Then, he quickly stepped forward and grabbed the opponent's arm, and with a shoulder bump, he knocked the man out of the hotel entrance.
Early the next morning, Huang Shaohong boarded the train to Yiwu with two friends, who wished him a safe journey on the way. The train departed from the far north and went directly to the famous small commodity capital of the country. After that, they took a bus and finally arrived safely at Hengdian.
The frustrated and depressed Huang Shaohong thought it was his troublesome friends, and angrily picked up the phone, saying, "Who's looking for me, Huang? Let it out quickly."
Saying that, he took out his phone and sat on the ground to make a call.
What is this?
On the computer desk in front of him, drops of spilled cola were falling in front of his eyes, and his fingers were still numb as if telling him that he had been electrocuted before.
Although called a "rabbit brat", Huang Shaohong was not angry at all. Instead, he felt a sense of closeness. Since his parents passed away when he was young, his second uncle treated him like his own son. If he had not objected, he would have moved in with his second uncle's family a long time ago.
You little rabbit, don't talk nonsense with me. If it weren't for the sake of my deceased elder brother and sister-in-law, I would have ignored you long ago. Let me ask you... How come your phone number shows up as invalid when I try to call you?
This incident is just a minor episode, and none of the three people took it to heart.
It's just a bit of a pity. If personal life issues could also be resolved, that would be even better. Ah... it's a pity!
Just as he was rejoicing over defeating Wu Liang, a voice resembling some kind of system seemed to echo in his mind.
Huang Shaohong couldn't help but smile bitterly. It seemed that he had been stunned by electricity. But it was just a dream, of course, this dream was too vivid.
Recently things have been going well. I've gotten in good with a producer and landed a big project. By the way, little brat, didn't you get your driver's license a couple years ago? Come help me with deliveries. Uncle Er will give you 3,000 yuan a month, which should provide some stability. Don't just waste your time fooling around all day!
These two guys are named Wang Liang and Li Dongxing. They are both childhood friends of Huang Shaohong and have a strong bond. In the northern region, this kind of relationship is called "iron magnet".
As expected, without any hesitation, he kicked Li Dongxing who accidentally bumped into him, causing him to stumble. If it weren't for Wang Liang reaching out to help him, he would have fallen to the ground.
He felt a ridiculous sensation rising in his heart. Could it be true that the combat skills he learned in that dream could be used in reality?
Listening to Uncle Er's words, Xiao Huang touched his increasingly withered wallet and felt moved. After all, he is a close uncle who always cares about him.
Moreover, in just a short period of time, I actually dreamed of many things happening, which made me develop feelings for the characters in the dream.
After a series of absurd events, Huang Shaohong not only learned "Mixed Martial Arts" with Edison, but also obtained a secret book on spiritual cultivation called "Lotus Sutra" from the ancient martial arts sect "Rolling Lotus Sect" in the movie, of course, it was not the kind that required self-castration.
Really, no patience at all! Xiao Huang put down the phone in frustration, then turned around and smiled. This phone call solved the problems of food, lodging, and earning money. It's really not bad.
Originally, Li Dongxing was at fault in this matter, but the other party went too far by ignoring the apology he made at the first time and kicking someone. However, he did not expect that the other party was not done yet.
However, upon further reflection, it's better to let it go. Fortunately, it was just a dream. Otherwise, if it were a real time travel, I would have to share my body with someone else. Given the option, he would definitely be unwilling.
Originally, a gloomy and rainy weather would make him, a homebody, feel even better. No need to go out, no need to socialize, and no glaring sunlight. It's perfect for playing games and reading novels!
This man was hit by Huang Shaohong and his body became unstable, retreating several steps. After exiting the hotel door, his foot happened to step on the front step, but he stumbled and fell like a rolling gourd, tumbling down the steps.
Huang Shaohong looked at his hands in astonishment, somewhat disbelieving that this person had knocked him out. The movements just now were so smooth and natural, as if they had been practiced many times. Upon careful consideration, weren't these the fighting skills he had learned from Eddie in his dream?