Chapter 6, Bombs

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The girl blushed and said, "This is not our concern, but it doesn't cost much..." As she spoke, she cast a furtive glance at Wushuang. A Po said, "Then I'll have him pay for your meal, and you can help us cover these platform fees—can we receive those from abroad? I just love watching the U.S. presidential elections and those adult cinemas..."

Wushuang asked with a smile, "Specifically?"

Wushuang ignored us, but when he learned that we were here to collect the set-top box, he finally turned to us three and asked, "Have we received it?"

I continued walking while asking Xiao Hui, "Isn't that about enough?"

I expressed my frustration: "It can't be that bad."

The young woman was trying to convey the poignant feelings of a girl, but the two television station staff beside her were anxious: "Who are we supposed to ask for the money for the two set-top boxes that kid took?"

Wushuang, with a sullen face, was tossing about the world. In the end, he grabbed a screwdriver and was about to run down. I wondered, "What are you going to do?"

I have paid for the set-top box and promised the young lady that I would definitely have Wushuang's parents deliver her ID card tomorrow. After that, we left work together with the people from the television station

Xiao Hui has now opened the door to her and Wu Shuang's room, saying: "Let Wu Shuang know about the thrilling experience we just had."

Apo raised his hands in a gesture of surrender and said: "Is it really necessary to be so disrespectful? Do you all just want to wander around the city? People's Park, the department store, and finally a visit to Monkey Mountain?"

Do you think you are the President of the United States, even after the change of administration

Regardless of what A Po said, Wu Shuang rushed upstairs, and as soon as he entered the door, he exclaimed: "Santana can be overlooked, but who engraved '1 + 1 =' on the back of the car?"

Xiao Hui gently shook her head and said: "It's not that simple; there is something strange about this. I can't figure it out at the moment, but what A Po said is not without possibility."

I chuckled and said, "This is quite interesting, isn't it? Not only is money being given, but a cart is included as well." I looked around to see no one was nearby, and unable to resist the temptation, I wanted to open the box to take a look. Suddenly, Xiao Hui became anxious and said, "Don't move yet!"

Xiao Hui lightly bit her lip and remained silent, clearly deep in thought

They are a thousand characters for a thousand yuan, you are a thousand times for a thousand yuan

We all looked at him in silence

All four of us live on the third floor, but we have rented separate rooms. A-Po and I are in the unit on the east side, while Xiao Hui and Wu Shuang are on the west side. Since a typical apartment cannot accommodate four people, that is why I asked this question

Wushuang, full name Xie Wushuang, is the third among us, one year younger than me and A Po

This unparalleled figure has gripped A Po's neck so tightly that it resembles an hourglass, while he himself feels as disgusting as a mangy cat that has just fought off hundreds of bald dogs. He shouts at A Po's shoulder: "No more fighting, no more fighting—what about one hundred million?"

Having said this, the driver simply hailed a taxi and left

The young female staff member, while putting away the paper and pen, impatiently said, "Don't you have ears? Today after work..." As she looked up, she was suddenly taken aback, and we saw her face flush with a rosy hue as if she had been slapped twice. She changed her tone completely and said, "... Oh, alright, could you please give me your household registration and ID card?"

Apo exclaimed, "Wushuang, why haven't I seen this being delivered to you today?"

Wushuang shot him a glance and said, "You are truly boring," before floating away.

Wushuang's eyes lit up as he asked, "What car?"

Apo decisively abandoned his travel plans and simply stated: "I agree"

Wushuang dashed away in a flash

As mentioned this afternoon, we should first purchase the house and the supermarket; these are all essential items for daily life

I said: "Then let's wait until after my term change."

Wushuang did not dare to speak easily again. In order to see the handsome guy for a longer time, the young lady insisted, "There are still many paid programs that require payment to watch."

Wushuang gently tapped on the table and said: "Excuse me, I would like to pick up the set-top box."

I was moved and asked, "What do you mean by that?"

We look at him without speaking

Therefore, Wushuang not only has to teach aerobics—an activity that has basically fallen out of favor—but primarily focuses on teaching women and girls Taekwondo, Judo, Aikido, and so on. Of course, there are also times when she teaches them how to attack a man's groin

Apo slapped his forehead: "Oh my, does the community committee director have annual leave?"

The three of us hugged our knees and chuckled mischievously

Apo said: "Don't want to go that far? Then just travel within the country, Jiuzhaigou, Shanghai, Shennongjia... the meaning is pretty much the same."

To say that they are going to practice self-defense would be misleading, as I do not believe it. We all know that women's self-defense techniques essentially boil down to one move: one foot on the ground while the other foot strikes into a man's groin. The variations include kicking the groin, kneeing the groin, grabbing the groin, and swinging a bag at the groin; in any case, every move targets the groin. Men also have their vulnerable moments. Since the introduction of the Iron Groin technique, Shaolin has become the supreme force in the martial arts world, and this is not without reason.

I always feel that there is something wrong here. Sending money is one thing, but leaving the car here as well? For someone of Lv Weimin's caliber, even if he wanted to show goodwill, it wouldn't be so inexplicable, would it?

Just as he reached the door, A Po exclaimed in astonishment: "What the heck, just because of his one sentence, it's all gone?"

Apo tossed him aside, rubbing his neck and said: "Haven't I already told you? We have sold you to the wealthy woman for 2 million each, and we have sold you 50 times..."

I quickly reached out to take it, almost straining my arm; I didn't expect 2 million to be so heavy

I lowered my head and looked puzzled, asking: "What is this?"

The driver handed me another key and pointed to the Santana behind him, saying: "Mr. Lü said this car is also for you—it's a gift. He knows you don't care much for it, so he thought it would serve as a temporary means of transportation for you."

Xiao Hui looked at A Po and nodded solemnly: "There is no other way to proceed."

Women account for approximately 50% of the world's population (so why are there always more bachelors than widows?) After the liberation of New China, a mysterious organization called the Women's Federation was established, and the call for women's elevated status grew louder. By the 1980s, significant achievements were made, with the phenomenon of strict control by wives becoming widespread. During the same period, a large number of excellent film and television works reflecting this theme were created, including "Women Are Not the Moon," "Women Who Crossed the River of Men," and "Fences, Women, and Dogs." The last notable work with a deterrent effect is "Women's SWAT Team"

Although we are both demons, Xiao Hui and I still felt a chill.

I looked up at her

The young woman, with her hand resting on her warm cheek, earnestly explained: "Central Channel 1, 2, 3, 4 ... 12, Education Channel, Beijing Channel 1, 2, 3, Beijing Satellite TV ... Henan Channel, Hebei Channel, Jiangsu Channel ... all can be received"

The young woman at the television station gazed in awe, feeling the gentle breeze on her face. After a long pause, she finally stammered, "Oh, okay, you can give it to me tomorrow, anyway I will be back tomorrow..."

Before the words had left her mouth, Wushuang jumped onto A Po, desperately gripping his neck. A Po, however, remained unfazed, allowing the grip while vigorously rubbing against the wall, causing Wushuang to continuously yelp in distress.

We had just come out when a middle-aged man stopped us, holding a large leather suitcase, and said: "Mr. He, I am Manager Lu's driver. He asked me to deliver this suitcase to you."

Thus, I want a car

You will know once you go there

This is 2 million. It is in cash for your convenience. The other part is being processed by General Manager Lv. As you know, when the funds exceed 10 million, certain procedures are required

However, the current trend influenced by certain films has led to a negative atmosphere, where women, especially young women, regard barbarism as beauty. Therefore, when they go to the gym, it is not to exercise but to learn how to inflict pain on others. In the past, they would perform splits with one foot on the ground and the other foot also on the ground; but now they prefer to have one foot on the ground and the other foot resting on a man's head, and wearing skirts inevitably leads to wardrobe malfunctions.

I am the first to raise my hand: "I agree with this."

We were all in high spirits, and A Po Ba shouted at Wu Shuang, who had already descended one flight of stairs, from the door: "Don't forget to put a checkmark at the end!"

Xiao Hui smiled and said, "If A Yi were the President of the United States, you would have to wait another year—he and Obama basically took office at the same time"

Xiao Hui chuckled and said, "I have a suggestion—let's set aside enough money to cover our living expenses, and donate the rest to the school"

He is currently a body sculpting coach at a women's bodybuilding center

Without saying a word, Old Lv's car was parked on Wangfu Street for just a short while, and it was already damaged by some unfortunate kid. However, he didn't care at all about a broken Santana, and he was too lazy to repair it, simply tossing it to us.

Xiao Hui and I briefly organized the money, each pouring ourselves a cup of tea and sitting on the sofa. I said, "Let’s continue discussing how to spend this 100 million."

The young lady's gaze, both tangible and profound, followed Wushuang as she turned two corners, only to feel a sense of loss. Finally, blushing, she asked A Po: "Is he your friend?"

A hundred million, but that's not a small amount. What do we need so many * pictures * for? Let's go have some fun first. After visiting the Maldives and Egypt, we can head to New York and Paris. If we want excitement, let's go hunting in the Amazon and the African jungle!

Apo was taken aback and exclaimed: "Xiao Hui is right. What if there is a bomb in the box? Think about it, one hundred million is not a small amount. Lu Weimin wants to evade his debts but is also afraid that we will cause him trouble, so he might as well make a bomb and send it to us to settle everything once and for all"

Having finished a cigarette, I said to A Po: "It is commendable that the young lady can recite all 34 provinces, municipalities, autonomous regions, and special administrative regions of China!"

By the beginning of this century, the pursuits of women, as fellow citizens, had reached a new level, shifting their focus from domestic governance to personal development. They emerged from department stores and all entered fitness centers

If it's a bomb... I suddenly shoved the box into A Po's arms: "Then you open it!"

Apo Dao: "Oh, right, I will go get the household registration book and my ID card"

As the three of us ascended the stairs, Xiaohui was puzzled, saying: "How strange, this doesn't make sense logically. Even criminal psychology and trace evidence can't explain it. Why on earth did Lv Weimin give us a car?"

The three of us exchanged glances and suddenly burst into laughter. Xiaohui joyfully remarked, "No wonder that car was rejected by Lü Weimin!"

Wushuang immediately straightened his back and asked, "Where did all this money come from?"

I noticed that no one was speaking, and I was the first to say: "Actually, I have thought about this for a long time..."

Apo dumped a box of money onto the sofa, and Fang Dundan's bundles of cash rolled everywhere

With a faint smile, revealing her white teeth, he said: "I don't have it on me right now. Let me get it first, and I'll bring it down to you in a bit, how does that sound?"

I focused and said: "In fact, if you want to find the best stimulation, you should not go anywhere; just wait for the descendants of the divine clan to come to you."

Xiao Hui said: "If it is a high-explosive situation, it won't matter once you leave this street. Be prepared to stop time, and if the situation seems unfavorable, run quickly."

Wushuang took the box from her hand and casually asked, "How many stations can we receive after installing this thing?"

I informed Wushuang of the general situation and then said: "Let’s all discuss it. What are your plans? Do you intend to let it deteriorate or make a long-term investment?"

I have no objections, but I would like a car

The woman from BMW who brought him back is one of his students

I tossed the keys the driver gave me to him: "There is a car in front of my office, go take a look."

Apo embraced the young lady's shoulders and said, "Hey, if we let this brother treat you to a meal, could you secretly help us arrange these programs?"

Apo waved his hand vigorously at us: "You two stand back."

I... I still want to say something like "With great determination, I will not live in solitude, so please rest assured, organization," when I saw from a distance that A Po had already opened the box. He raised two stacks of Renminbi and shouted to us, "Don't run away, it's money!"

Apo decisively and resolutely stated: "We do not know him"

Apo smiled and said, "What do you need a car for? You are always being sent back by beautiful women in various styles, and I have never seen you walk back."

I told A Po: "I owe you a trip; let's go together when I have my annual leave."

Apo mumbled: "I will drive, I will drive—however, let me make it clear upfront, if I really get blown to bits, you two better collect my calves and my head, I don't care about the rest, I quite like my current calves and head."

I pulled Xiao Hui and ran a short distance, while A Po was still shouting: "Go further back!"

Upon entering, Wushuang was fiddling with the set-top box in the living room, and it seemed he was about to finish. He pointed to another box and said to me, "This is from your side." He glanced at the box in A Po's hand and asked, "What is that?"

I helplessly said: "Stop thinking about it, should we go to your place or ours?"

We all felt a slight tremor, and everyone understood what Xiaohui referred to as the school; it specifically referred to the orphanage where we grew up.

At this moment, Wushuang had already walked in and looked at the room full of people, frowning as he asked us: "What is going on here?"

Apo Dao: "We have already purchased you for a certain number of times and given Ukraine a wealthy woman who weighs around 300 jin to grow sugarcane. You need to ensure that she becomes pregnant within six months, with the price calculated according to the rates of top domestic writers"

Without hesitation, I exclaimed: "I will go and add that '2'! Don't you know the children here? If I don't take action now, who knows how many answers I will end up with by tomorrow!"

At this time, the people from the television station, noticing that it was getting late, began to pack up their things to leave, shouting: "Today is the end of work; those who haven't received their items can come back tomorrow"