Chapter02 The Little Things That Cause Arguments.

In life, there are no Prince Charmings who don't have social obligations, and there are certainly no Snow White princesses who don't lose hair.

It's annoying to the point of unbearable, and finally erupted.

It was annoying to come home after twelve thirty in the middle of the night. I hurriedly closed the novel I was writing at a crucial point and pretended to be half-asleep as I reproached him, "Do you see what time it is now? Why did you only come back now? Didn't I tell you that you must be back before twelve o'clock?"

I shake my head: "Too narrow-minded, I can't stand men who are narrow-minded."

I couldn't argue with a hundred mouths, so I could only pull his sleeve in the end, shaking my head sincerely and saying, "You understand me, there's only you in my heart... If you don't believe it, think about it carefully. You are so handsome, so humorous, so intelligent, so thoughtful, so lovely, so promising, and most importantly, you are so good to me. How could I possibly be attracted to other men again? It's just not logical!"

My other time actively annoying people can be traced back to several years ago.

Until three o'clock in the morning, he persistently knocked on the door.

Can you be more serious when you argue?

Bothersome: "I could have come back before 12 o'clock, but the taxi driver took the wrong route. It's my fault! I promise not to use this unreliable driver again next time."

After one month, we had a little argument.

Gently cover him, who is drunk, with a warm blanket and smile.

I shouted at him, "Will you ever stop? Can't you act like a man and do what you're supposed to do?"

Action 6.

Oh, alright. It's indeed suitable for sleeping during this late night, not suitable for working.

I'm thinking of A's face and saying, "No, it's too ugly!"

Patiently picking up my disheveled hair on the pillow, wordlessly.

Annoyingly said: "If you want to abandon me, it's fine. But you have to tell me first, among the people you know, who is more suitable for you than me, is it Mr. A?"

Just eating? Then why don't you dare to tell me?

I : ... ....

Action 7.

I went to the office, happily scrolling through Weibo while secretly pleased - the annoying guy didn't deceive me, he really is easy to please.

Life is not always smooth sailing, just as love does not always have sweet words forever.

It's annoying, couldn't hold it in, laughed: "You're right... Alright, go find a place to have some fun for a while, I'll go to Ma Ge's house to get the spare key."

He said: "I invite you to have barbecue."

Okay! I promise! I still had a gloomy expression on my face. Annoyingly, he hugged me and said, "There's really nothing between me and her. Think about it, if there was something, I would have definitely gotten her drunk. Can I drink this much on my own?"

What's the meaning behind you getting my husband drunk, that female classmate of yours?

I had just breathed a sigh of relief when I heard the annoying voice say, "I will temporarily believe you, but I will personally conduct an on-site investigation and then pass judgment."

I was furious and grabbed his collar to interrogate him: "What is your relationship with her?"

Oops! Although the quality of this "product" is not good, the after-sales service is still decent.

I shouted loudly: "Don't think that a barbecue can solve the problem!"

Annoying immediate rebuttal: "Every day? Your choice of words is too inaccurate! I went home right after work yesterday, came back after ten o'clock the day before yesterday, and also entered the house before twelve o'clock the day before that."

As long as there is no return, it is acceptable to repair multiple times!

When I was writing a certain novel, I became deeply infatuated with "Commander Ye". I immersed myself in the novel every day, shutting out annoying distractions by locking myself in the study, forbidding them from approaching, so as not to affect my overwhelming love for Brother Ye.

Action 5.

I just threw his clothes over and said, "You leave, don't let me see you."

I: " ... ... ".

The next day, when I woke up, I had already forgotten about the unpleasantness of last night. I happily brushed my teeth and annoyingly stood at the bathroom door with a smile, saying to me, "Actually, I wanted to get her drunk last night, but unfortunately she has a good alcohol tolerance. I couldn't drink more than her..."

At that time, I went to Japan for a study visit, leaving someone annoying to stay at home.

Action 2.

But I still have to repair you from head to toe!

Annoyingly, he quickly blocked me and asked, "Where are you going?"

Virgo is annoying. According to Baidu, Virgo is the most demanding and stressful constellation, without a doubt.

After XX minutes, I completely forgot why I was angry and only felt an urgent need for a barbecue to replenish my energy: "Let's go, let's go, let's go! Let's eat barbecue!"

I'm angry and about to pack up and leave.

At first, I didn't believe it, but later I had the opportunity to try it out and found that it was really easy to coax.

"This time I will absolutely not forgive you, definitely not!" I gritted my teeth and said.

After trying to imagine it, I got goosebumps all over: "He's too boring, being with him would definitely be deadly dull."

Annoying: "Where is Mr. B?"

Deeply agree with the annoyance, said with a smile, "Yes, let's make do with it!"

Once, the annoying behavior crossed my bottom line, and I was filled with anger, so I decided to abandon him.

Annoyingly swearing to the heavens: "We're just old classmates, there is absolutely no other relationship between us. She came to the city of S and called me to meet up. It's only right and proper that I should treat her to a meal, isn't it?"

This matter cannot be resolved!

Action 1.

You... ... make some sense, "Okay! Just wait, after I finish updating this chapter, I'll come back and settle the score with you!"

I: "..."

I innocently blinked my eyes and said, "Wow! I have a great taste in choosing a husband."

This person has never known the four words "self-awareness".

After I finish updating the novel, I feel satisfied and leave a comment. I completely forgot where we left off after the argument!

Uh, who is he calling stupid?

If it weren't for that woman calling him to ask if he had arrived home safely, I would have thought he went to entertain clients again, foolishly preparing hangover tea for him!

One evening, I went downstairs to the car to get something, but in my frustration, I accidentally locked both sets of keys inside the house, leaving me and him, who was wearing home clothes, locked outside.

Over time, when it becomes annoyingly clear that one cannot change the outcome, they have no choice but to change their attitude. Through relentless practice and exploration, he has developed a set of strategic tactics that can quickly quell battles and achieve victory over enemies.

He said: "No, because you said before that you can't sleep when you're angry, and I'm afraid you'll have insomnia..."

I solemnly declare: It was not me who said it.

I swear, our relationship is very pure.

You are not allowed to have dinner alone with her again.

Action 8.

I don't want to see you, I'm leaving!

He immediately blocked the door and refused to let it open.

So it goes on, discussing about Mr. Z, recalling Mr. Z's dull appearance, I sat dejectedly next to the annoying person, saying, "Forget it, I'll just make do with you."

It seems like it's not every day, I have wronged him.

A Japanese exchange student with whom I have a good relationship sent me a message asking: "Xinxin, when will you come back?"

Action 3.

One day during my vacation back in my home country, while annoyingly watching TV, I happily surfed the internet and chatted on QQ next to him.

Bothersome: "What about Mr. C?"

Annoyingly, he gave me a completely disagreeing look and said, "Forget it! I have never coaxed you without talking until my mouth was dry. I am definitely easier to coax than you. When I am angry, as long as you coax me a little bit, I will immediately calm down."

I was scared, so I quickly explained. However, he didn't believe me and insisted that I was having an ambiguous relationship with that boy. Otherwise, why would he say "you just need to come back"?

Watching TV with great concentration and annoyance, suddenly standing up with a surge of anger, as if it was the rhythm of abandoning me.

My eyes instantly became moist.

This is life.

Oh, really...

I blame myself for being too easy-going, don't I?

As for me, a typical Gemini, I am silly, sweet, and carefree, often confused. To put it annoyingly, my biggest advantage is adaptability, and my biggest flaw is being too adaptable.

It can be imagined that when we just started dating, we would argue fiercely every minute, causing chaos and commotion.

He immediately realized the seriousness of the situation, sat down next to me with a smile, and put his hands around me without being honest, saying, "Then I can only solve it myself."

His words make sense. According to normal logic, if a man has ulterior motives, he would definitely try to get a woman drunk, rather than being drunk by a woman.

I am holding my breath, coldly snorting: "I mind, I really mind!"

The process of quarreling I have long forgotten, but the result is: he repeatedly admitted his mistake and repeatedly assured that he would not get angry with me in the future. I still ignored him and locked myself in the study, refusing to go out.

There was another time, I don't remember why I got angry, I just remember being very angry and the consequences were severe.

Four days later, at twelve minutes past midnight, when the annoying person entered the house, I got angry again and said, "Other than going on business trips, all you do is socialize outside. You come back every night at three in the morning. What do you think I am? A hotel attendant?"

Action 9.

As for the day before yesterday, I can't remember anymore. It's already beyond my memory capacity.

I often complain to annoying people: "It must be because I am too easy to coax, that you dare to make me angry recklessly."

I'm not that stupid!

Wife, I drank too much today and my mind is not clear. Let's go to bed first. When I am sober tomorrow, we can discuss this matter properly.

I'm also afraid that you're overthinking. If you don't mind, she would like to meet you again tomorrow and get to know you better.

Okay, okay, okay! If you don't mind, then I won't see you.

Me: "It does sound like it's not your fault... Go wash up and go to sleep."

I'm about to explode," he pointed to the clock on the wall, "It's already eight o'clock. If you don't update the novel soon, the readers will be worried. It's not your style to delay such an important matter as writing due to personal grievances."

There are too many annoying social engagements, even during holidays and weekends, but I can tolerate them. However, he went out to have dinner alone with a beautiful woman the other day. It turned out to be the same woman who had been pursuing him since high school until college. He even came back drunk, and most importantly, he kept it a secret from me!

After ten seconds of silence, the annoying person nodded and said, "Makes sense."

I will return next week. Is there anything you need me to bring?

Nowadays, time has smoothed out our edges, and the heavy workload has taken up almost all of our time. We no longer have the energy to argue. Even if there are unpleasant moments, as long as we think about the long years we have weathered together, we believe that we are still in each other's hearts, and we believe that we are both giving our all for a common future. Those trivial matters are no longer so important.

Infuriated, he criticized me from head to toe and finally asked me, "Tell me, what are your strengths?"

I opened the door with red eyes and said, "Let's go, let's go to sleep. I'm so sleepy!"

Action 4.

He replied: "It's fine as long as you come back." (^).

Do we still have any unresolved issues between us that two barbecues cannot solve?