Chapter 1: Transcending into Erotic Literature

"Where is the crying cat!" With a crisp and tender child’s voice, several little ghosts rushed over, surrounding me in the center, giggling and laughing mischievously

The cabbage worm wriggled a few times and then became still

The entire text depicts her escape from one shameless man, only to fall into the hands of another shameless man, being subjected to various forms of torment.

The young boy was the subject of much discussion behind his back

4. I am not the protagonist named Lin Luor, her unfortunate fate has nothing to do with me. (Most importantly)

Heavens, I can't believe this! You might as well throw me into a shonen manga with an extremely high mortality rate! At least there, there is a standard worldview!

I am familiar with the plot and can avoid the perverse elements

So impressive

I am not dissatisfied, so how could I dream of so many perverts from those light novels

A child nearby interjected, saying: "I heard that the renowned doctor from the Bai family can even bring the dead back to life, but he has a peculiar personality and does not easily offer his services to treat others."

The boy, feeling embarrassed and angry, shot a glare at the person who brought up an inappropriate topic, then looked me up and down and said, "What a strange thing!"

Then she was rescued by a hero, initially believing she would have someone to rely on for life, secretly harboring feelings for him. However, the hero turned out to be a beast in human clothing, subjecting her to unspeakable torment. Subsequently, her sworn brother killed her father to seize power and took her back, imprisoning her.

The mischievous boy and I stared at each other, and one of his little minions stepped forward and said: "Brother Stone, why isn't the crying cat crying today?"

In the distance, a kind-hearted farmer woman waved at me while leading a cow: "Luo girl, are you feeling better? Why are you running around with your hair disheveled? Hurry back, don't catch a chill."

Dragged along while crying and shouting, mixed with the scolding voice of a young woman, I felt like a little pig being taken to the slaughterhouse

The three characters "Shiba Tianjing" shattered my beautiful dream

Thus, I have lived for 21 years, lacking both literary and martial accomplishments, yet possessing a spirit as resilient as that of an indomitable cockroach. Regardless of having experienced neglect from my stepmother, failing the college entrance examination, being rejected in unrequited love, and having my phone stolen, I have managed to maintain an optimistic outlook and approach the days ahead with joy.

Strangely, this absurd story actually sparked a desire to keep reading. Adhering to the spirit of not being the only one to be disappointed, I decided to read it in its entirety.

The young woman's expression was kind, while my vision darkened, and the entire world began to distort

The article you are currently reading is no exception

This is the messenger of the report, could it be that their Young Master Ming is returning?

In a vast forest, one can find all kinds of birds

When I am afraid, I always remember what my mother said: "Ke Xiaolu, no matter what difficulties one faces, one must live well."

I cheerfully reached out to receive the gift

When I discovered this article "No Meat, No Happiness," it was just past midnight. I thought it was a humorous romance, so I clicked on it. To my surprise, this piece turned out to be a dark, forbidden work that boldly defies conventions.

I am filled with disdain; who would name their own child with such an inauspicious character as "冥"? Moreover, the surname Nangong is also something that has been overused in clichéd romantic novels.

The farmer's wife nagged a couple more times and hurried back to her home

The story tells of Lin Luor, the adopted daughter of the Nangong family, who has just come of age. She is enchanting and unparalleled in beauty, captivating the hearts of her adoptive father and brothers, leading to a rift and enmity among them, resulting in a tragic human affair. A visiting young lord admires her beauty and schemes to take her away, attempting to transform her into a mere plaything

The story comes to an abrupt halt here, without conclusion

I pinched myself several times, opened my eyes repeatedly, only to leave behind a few bruises and the strange gazes of those around me

I soon forced myself to calm down and optimistically analyze the current situation

It is better to wake up sooner.

Having read a lot of literature, one encounters all kinds of rubbish

I also smiled at them and politely greeted, "Hello to you all"

Three views? Thoughts? Go find me a piece of profound literature with correct values and perspectives to take a look at!

In the dream, I do not know how long I have been running

I shivered slightly, waved my hand, and called him over to ask: "Surely there can't still be things like the Hidden Sword Villa or the Asura Sect in this world?"

Lin Luor's disguise and escape led her to exhaustion, causing her to fall asleep along the way. By chance, she encountered a treasure-hunting assassin, who uncovered her true identity. This was followed by several intense moments of passion, where love was to be conquered through physical means.

A few little kids still want to mess with adults? I contemptuously threw the caterpillar on the ground, and a little chick rushed over from the edge of the field, chasing after the worm. Then a tabby cat came running, chasing the chick, and soon a big black dog charged over, chasing the cat. It was quite a lively scene.

The large water buffalo raised its head and called out to me with a "moo".

The little boys were momentarily taken aback, whispering among themselves. Among them, the tallest boy stepped forward, smiling to reveal two small dimples and a pair of adorable tiger teeth, and he extended his fist, saying: "Come, I have something good for you."

He spread out his hand, but https://mhetushucomcom was a fat and large cabbage caterpillar, thrown into my palm.

I have inexplicably become a decade younger, no longer having to worry about employment issues

My mind is in a haze, and I feel as if I am dreaming of wearing ancient costumes, even transforming into a child of seven or eight years old

Beneath my feet lies the moist and fertile red soil, sharp little stones pricking my skin with a slight pain, while before me, vast fields of rapeseed bloom with yellow flowers. A small house with red bricks and black tiles emits curling smoke, and a flock of wild geese heads north across the azure sky

Lin Luoer

... ...

After much contemplation, I felt that it was inappropriate to lead children astray, which prompted me to report for the first time in my life with a sense of unease

Dreaming is indeed illogical

No, it doesn't matter where you travel to; the key point is that this is a novel! Therefore, it is a fan fiction crossover

I admire my own impulsiveness, carelessly flipping through things without reading, like Shen Nong tasting a hundred herbs. I eagerly share the poisonous and edible plants I have tested with my friends, tirelessly.

Are you calling me? I almost couldn't even speak.

The boy looked at me with disdain and said, "Nonsense, haven't you heard?"

I looked to the left and to the right, but did not see any stunning beauty present. Then, a young woman dressed in a blue cloth skirt approached, grabbed my hand, and pulled me along, chattering as she walked: "You just recovered from an illness and are rushing out, do you want to worry your sister-in-law to death?"

No! No! No!

Plot? Setting? Can one still expect a plot setting in this kind of writing!

He is a member of the Nangong family

I am beginning to feel uneasy

"Crying Cat, what are you mumbling to yourself about?" The boy, who was feeling dejected after a failed prank, noticed my soft exclamation

Do not be afraid, once I understand this connection, I let out a long sigh, while hypnotizing myself with thoughts of how wonderful and simple the narrative is, I walk towards the small tile-roofed house where I initially set out, to embark on a farming narrative development plan

I cannot blame myself for being too slow-witted. When I woke up, my head was heavy, and I was sitting by the bamboo bed, holding a cloth tiger in my hand. The scenery outside was splendid, and I thought I was dreaming of traveling to Yunnan. With the mindset that missing out is equivalent to wasting, I rushed out. If I had crossed over to a luxurious dormitory, with a group of servants and maids bringing soup and medicine, all exclaiming, "Miss, you are awake" or "Madam has finally given birth," I would have certainly recognized the reality much sooner.

She reached out to touch my forehead, inquiring earnestly: "Are you feeling confused due to illness?"

Thank you, I picked up the bug and examined it closely, exclaiming, "It has been a long time since I last saw you, my dear bug, since we parted ways at the university cafeteria. I hope you have been well, and you seem to have gained quite a bit of weight."

Unexpectedly, the sound of whips echoed along the post road, startling the animals. Several fine horses charged in from a distance, their riders clad in blue brocade garments, equipped with long swords, exuding a demeanor reminiscent of the martial arts world, as if they were sweeping past me like a scene from a wuxia television drama

I am utterly exhausted, finally shutting down the computer and going offline, collapsing onto the bed and falling into a deep sleep

The children burst into laughter, eagerly watching my reaction.

I turned around and walked back, suddenly feeling that the name Nan Gongming was quite familiar, as if I had seen it somewhere before. So I stopped in my tracks, pondered for a moment, and couldn't help but exclaim: "Nan Gongming? Isn't he the first character to appear in 'No Meat, No Happiness'? He committed acts that were worse than beasts against the fourteen-year-old female protagonist, exhibiting pedophilia..."

This trivial writing, although of a low style, reflects a prosperous era, and in recent years, there should have been no wars, making it suitable for living

... ...

The administrator acted swiftly and decisively, and within less than an hour, this article, which clearly exceeded the limits, was sealed off.

What should I do

Her sworn brother believed that she had betrayed him, leading to hatred born from love, accompanied by various humiliations. Lin Luor was on the brink of death from her own suicide, and only then did her sworn brother regret sending her to the Divine Physician Valley for treatment. The divine physician fell in love with the beauty at first sight, using means to confuse her mind. When she escaped again, she fell into the hands of the wandering leader of the demonic sect, who was astonished by her beauty and took her back for extremely perverse torment. When she escaped again, she fell into the hands of the wandering leader of the demonic sect, who was astonished by her beauty and took her back for extremely perverse torment.

Damn it, heavens, do I have a vendetta against you for the murder of my father?! Or is it a grudge for stealing my husband?!

The female protagonist named Lin Luor is not something I need to elaborate on. The most frequently used descriptive phrases for her in the book are "crying like a pear blossom in the rain," "pleading desperately," "feeling deeply humiliated," and "like a rag doll," among others

I asked again: "What about that... what was it called, the divine doctor Bai Zi?"

After closing the book, I feel pity for the female protagonist's misfortune, anger at her lack of ambition, and a wave of disgust towards all the male protagonists. I hold the author's worldview in utter contempt, and most of the passionate descriptions within are quite repulsive, absolutely unsuitable for publication on public websites

I have just turned twenty-one. Considering it is a newcomer’s work and I did not click on it, I decided to take a look. However, the more I read, the more I frowned, finding the writing extremely immature, the settings quite unreasonable, and the characters and personalities very generic. It relies solely on a series of sensational descriptions to attract attention, which is rather tedious.

I pinched myself a few times again, unwilling to give up

Little did I expect, that after this sleep, I would never awaken again

I am not that unfortunate female protagonist! I am not an inflatable toy!