Chapter 3, The First Encounter with the Foolish

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If you don't work, you will be beaten and scolded! I quickly shook off his hand and retreated to the corner, hoping that the meddlesome elder would leave soon

Only after he finished pushing did he belatedly realize, with a piece of braised pork in his mouth, he mumbled, "Ugly monster... are you alright?"

The more tragic thing is that I know everything, yet no one believes me when I speak

"Who cares..." Thinking of what happened today, I am filled with frustration and took another piece of his meat to vent my anger

"Go! Of course, go! Such an important cloth tiger! How could there be any reason not to go!" I patted my chest in assurance, then continued to gaze eagerly at his mouth.

My mind buzzed with a sound, and I knew something must have happened, so I quickly grabbed Shitou and asked, "What did he do?"

I hang my wide noodles in tears, lamenting and cursing the heavens: "Damn you, Nangong Ming, at such a young age, instead of studying diligently and improving your intelligence, you choose to imitate the Virgin Mary! What are you trying to prove? Are you just looking for trouble?"

I grit my teeth and swear: "I promise to return and cry uncontrollably in front of everyone! Let the boss have some face!"

Taking advantage of the absence of the beasts in the future, I quickly handed the boiling water to my aunt, and then I dashed into the room, only to be dragged out by my grandmother for dinner when the sun was about to set

Having received a generous reward, the stone finally felt at ease, and soon its tail perked up again, boasting to me with a wicked grin: "Fortunately, you didn't accompany Young Master Ming to the silkworm room today; all the reward he offered is mine. My father said he would reward me with a week of good meat to eat"

The stone is unhappy and does not want to talk to me

All of this is nonsense. I have a god's-eye view and know that Nangong Huan has a pedophilic obsession with Hikaru Genji, indulging in lust and debauchery, surrounded by a multitude of beautiful maidens in his home, and after indulging, he casually gives them away. Their family has also been involved in many sordid dealings with the underworld in secret. On the other hand, Nangong Ming, when he first appeared in the book, was somewhat of a dashing gentleman, but after encountering Lin Luo'er, he became completely brainless, not only committing patricide but also increasingly developing a twisted personality.

The stone-skinned, thick-fleshed individual showed no reaction, only slightly shrugged their shoulders and disdainfully said: "Fool! I am not a woman, how could I possibly think about men? Moreover, my father said that such things should not be thought of recklessly; he will naturally choose a good wife for me in the future"

Stone was even more displeased: "Young Master Ming has a noble identity, exceptional martial skills, and a very good temper. Today, in the silkworm room, he even humbly sought guidance in areas he did not understand, showing no airs at all. How can you say such things about him?"

Thus, I was pushed over by the stone with a backhand, falling without any suspense

Why do all people praise the Nangong family? My grandmother and uncle just extolled Nangong Ming extensively. They first said he is good-looking, then mentioned that the Nangong family is benevolent, and that Nangong Huan has a strict upbringing, which has raised such a sensible and understanding child who is compassionate towards the poor and the elderly. They believe he will surely become a great hero in the martial world and a pillar of society in the future

With your character? Be careful, or you might end up marrying a fierce woman who will make you serve her every night

No! I answered decisively, but soon felt that speaking to someone in a higher position like this seemed too blunt. I quickly switched to a more obsequious tone, saying, "I still need to boil water to make tea for you gentlemen..."

Unexpectedly, the distant future beast turned back again and glanced at me

Although the two are of the same age, both just over eight years old

"So confident, I really don't believe you aren't afraid of ghosts!" He snorted twice and then said slowly, "Forget it, I won't tease you anymore. That Young Master Ming said you lost your parents at a young age, work hard every day, and are often beaten and scolded. It's truly pitiful. He wants to ask his father to bring you back to the Nangong family, so you can keep him company."

I pressured him to the point of desperation, almost unleashing a fierce roar like a lion. The stone beside me added fuel to the fire, saying: "What are you hiding? Even a pot lid can't cover your pot lid head."

Pah! You are the one who desires men! I angrily slapped him on the shoulder.

I will smash you into powder with a pot lid soon

The stone nervously swallowed the meat in its mouth and desperately explained: "I didn't mean to push you; I didn't see you behind me at all, I just accidentally swung my hand."

The creature suddenly stopped in its tracks, turned around to give me a deep look, and revealed a radiant smile, even quietly waving its hand a couple of times, as adorable as the little brother from the neighbor's house

I peered out from under the pot lid as his black cloud boots stepped outside, finally poking my head out to take a look.

"Don't go too far!" The stone held the bowl tightly, and after finishing the food in a few bites, it wiped its mouth and sarcastically remarked, "You seem quite rude lately. Why do you dodge and weave when you see Young Master Ming? Is it because you find him handsome and are starting to think about men like Sister Chunxing?"

"Young Master Ming, let me take you to the silkworm room, don't mind that annoying girl anymore." Finally, Shitou, who had been standing at the back watching the commotion, spoke a word of sense.

In principle, when ancient girls expressed shyness or rejection, a gentleman should retreat three steps.

That is all. The future beast sighed and turned to leave

After tidying up the dishes, I saw Shitou happily gnawing on braised pork through the window. Remembering the grievances of the day, I rolled up my sleeves, determined to give him a good beating, so that he would mind his own business in the future

I had no choice but to lower my pride and apologize to the little ghost, then explain: "I don't want him; I just don't really like him... so I don't want to get close. Shitou, just tell me, and I will go home, steal two eggs, boil them, and bring them to you to eat"

I had no choice but to lower my stance, pleading in every possible way, resorting to various means of bribery, all in order to obtain information for preventive purposes

It is a pity that a dog's mouth cannot spit out ivory. He held himself with an air of superiority and said, "Ah, my memory has not been very good lately, and I find it a bit difficult to recall what Young Master Ming said."

The father of the stone is a robust blacksmith nearly 190 centimeters tall, possessing excellent genes, which is why he is taller than his peers and exceptionally strong

Indeed, you have no idea where you accumulated such great fortune to earn his special regard. However, after spending some time together, he will come to realize and understand that you are a foolish person. " Shitou turned his head away, not wanting to pay attention to me

What do you mean by starting something and abandoning it? If you don't know the idiom, don't misuse it! That guy is kind? I haven't even settled the score with you for causing trouble! I was just about to continue the conversation and advise him to stop bringing me such troubles in the future, when I suddenly felt that there was more to his words. I hesitated and asked, "After you left, did he say anything about me?"

I quickly withdrew my head, and after a long while, I peered out again, half-concealed like a pot lid.

These two meaningful glances back made my heart tremble

I am even more frustrated

But I often forget that I am the delicate daughter of a scholarly family, with a gentle voice, a soft body, and easily toppled...

After a long time, the stone finally asked with a sidelong glance: "The graveyard tonight..."

The stone was afraid that I would take the opportunity to complain to his father, so he generously offered me two pieces of braised pork as a bribe. I generally do not like such greasy food, but then I thought that gaining weight is also a significant way to ruin one's appearance, so I swallowed it down in large bites and even extorted an extra piece.

After a while, the beast looked at Luo Er with satisfaction and commented: "Actually, Luo Er is quite cute, there is no need to hide. It is my first time entering the farm, and it is quite fresh and interesting. Would you accompany me to see the silkworm room and the loom?"

Look at how nervous you are, yet you still say you don't care about him?" Shi He * Tu * held a grudge, raising his voice and saying, "He did say some things, but I refuse to tell you!"

It is unfortunate that this is a world devoid of logic, where the boldness of men and women surpasses that of the prosperous Tang Dynasty. Moreover, in the future, the beasts will be merely twelve years old, which is precisely the time when curiosity is at its peak. Therefore, he looks around without any restraint, glancing left and right, up and down, even squatting on the ground to see, as if he wants to check whether there is a flower growing on my nose that is longer than others

To encounter the female lead only to misjudge her for a lifetime is truly a tragedy

The future beast's hand remained suspended in the air, not retracting for a long time

You are talking nonsense! The dignity of a young man has been severely insulted. Shi Tou stood up in anger, his already darkened face, tanned by the sun, darkened even further. He wanted to teach me a lesson but dared not throw a punch, ultimately resorting to personal attacks. "Ugly freak! Bean sprout! No eyelashes! Pot lid head! Young Master Ming must have a problem with his eyesight, or perhaps he is too kind-hearted, to think you are good-looking. Don't think that just because he said a few nice words to you, you can become conceited. In a couple of days, he will come to his senses and abandon you! Young Master Ming must have a problem with his eyesight, or perhaps he is too kind-hearted, to think you are good-looking. Don't think that just because he said a few nice words to you, you can become conceited. In a couple of days, he will come to his senses and abandon you! Cast aside!"

I calmly got up from the ground, brushed off the sand from my body, gazed at the fiery sunset, and recalled my valiant demeanor in kindergarten, when I made the boys flee in panic. In stark contrast to my current state of helplessness, I couldn't help but feel a surge of emotions, leaving me momentarily speechless.

I felt my legs go weak and collapsed to the ground

It's nothing, it will be fine in a moment

"Look at how beautiful you are..." The stone glanced at me disdainfully a couple of times, leaving behind the words, "If you can't bring back the cloth tiger tonight, you'll see what happens," and ran off with an empty bowl.