The second shot

At this moment, Lu Jing was so tired that he could hardly keep his eyes open, and he did not know what Liu Er had said, merely responding with a couple of perfunctory hums

Boatman, are you taking your sister?

The bespectacled man, engrossed in his book, did not lift his head and said, "I will order you some takeout."

What are you doing?

Sun Binyu felt that this matter was too embarrassing, so he laughed it off and said, "Hahaha, alright, stop messing around. Did you add me as a friend?"

However, those two were holding back their laughter to the point that their faces turned red, yet they were unwilling to say a word

No one pays attention to him

Zhou Zhou: "Isn't this a bit too harsh?"

Liu Er put on his coat, with a face that expressed a fearless acceptance of death as he went downstairs to buy fried chicken. Lu Jing'an turned back with a sense of relief and replied to Sun Bin Yu:

Zhou Zhou smiled proudly and said, "I saw her; she even looked for me today."

He opened his eyes and saw Lu Jing standing in front of him, his height advantage allowing him to look directly at Liu Er in the upper bunk

He did not hang up the phone, but directly opened WeChat

Zhou Zhou, the captain of the school basketball team, routinely spoke about the girls

At this moment, Liu Er had just brought up the chicken steak. Lu Jing took a piece, and the remaining ones were evenly divided between Liu Er and Zhou Zhou

In order to build a harmonious society and realize the Chinese Dream

After fiddling for a minute, he returned the phone to Zhou Zhou

During the 19th National Congress, the WeChat nickname cannot be changed this month

Wow! Have you seen the beauty of the foreign language department?

The next morning, the sun shone brightly, streaming into the dormitory and waking up the diligent students of Nanda University

Zhou Zhou said: "Of course I didn't give it, but to be honest, have you considered it? Qi Qi is really beautiful!"

Zhenai.com male guest Lu Jing: You're welcome, what is your Steam account? I will add you

Zhou Zhou climbed to the foot of the bed, just able to touch Lu Jing's head, "No, Qi Qi has already looked for me a second time, and it seems she will have to look for me again next time. I feel embarrassed to refuse her again, that would be quite inappropriate."

Sun Binyu: "What do you mean by this, my dear aunt?"

Liang Chen said with a smile: "I understand, I was just estimating that I would vent my anger on you, how could I not believe that you found someone?"

Liu Er got out of bed, entered the password, and successfully unlocked it

Lu Jing received a message from the other party immediately after submitting the application

"No way," Zhou Zhou said, "the girl thinks playing PUBG is too difficult."

Liu Er suddenly had a flash of inspiration and said, "Lu Jing, I have a method that can solve your troubles"

Lu Jing: "I won't, you go buy it for me."

What on earth is this

Zhou Zhou replied with a sense of pride, "What else could it be?"

A phone call was made

Zhenai.com male guest Lu Jing

Liu Er chuckled and said, "I knew it, how could you possibly encounter such good fortune? Hahahahahaha!"

Lu Jing interlaced his fingers behind his head and stretched lazily, "Bring the younger sister."

Why have you also blocked me, Aunt?

He Ye and Song Er exclaimed simultaneously: "Wow! Son, you have become successful!"

He Yewen: "And then? What did she say to you?"

Liang Chen: lcalive

Lu Jing pulled the blanket and turned over, lazily saying: "Deeply immersed in studying, unable to extricate myself"

Thus, Liu Er's life of servitude began this month

Taro, did you add it to the popsicle

Zhou Zhou paused, while He Ye and Song Er both perked up their ears, their hearts hanging in suspense

Lu Jing also opened the computer, "Alright, is Liu Er coming or not?"

Liu Er looked out at the pitch-black window and said, "Now?"

It is he who has wronged Lu Jing

... ...

Zhou Zhou's imitation is extremely disgusting, and with his rough voice, He Ye and Song Er immediately burst into laughter, even Lu Jing couldn't help but scold him: "There is a whole winter left until spring, what are you getting emotional about?"

You—" Lu Jing pointed at Liu Er, " this month, work like a horse and a cow for me

Liang Chen: "Is the male guest from Zhenai.com just an extremely desperate man?"

He Ye came out after taking a shower and found that not a single piece of chicken steak had been left for him, instantly feeling furious.

Sun Binyu : `` ? ''

Orange: Hello, I am Taro's friend. Please take me along when you have time. Thank you

Lu Jing seems quite polite

Liang Chen got up to stretch his muscles, then turned on the treadmill on the balcony, walking on it at a very slow pace

Sorry, the other party has enabled friend verification. You are not yet their friend. Please send a friend verification request, and only after the other party approves the request can you chat.

Zhou Zhou is actually the most enthusiastic person about "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" in this dormitory, aside from Lu Jing. However, tonight he is playing "Honor of Kings" alone on his phone, and the sensitive He Ye immediately senses a hint of intrigue.

Taro, you are an ice cream stick

Sun Binyu awkwardly said: "It's a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding... This is really a normal person. You know how young people these days love to play pranks on these things..."

Zhou Zhou immediately immersed himself in the scene, speaking in a high-pitched voice: "Senior, you were really handsome just now... so..."

Why

Liu Er turned around abruptly, intending to use his fierce and intimidating features to scare off Lu Jing. Unexpectedly, Lu Jing casually shook his phone with two fingers, appearing calm and composed.

Liu Er let out a sigh, rubbed his eyes, and said, "Oh dear... if you don't like it, just change it back."

Liu Er was awakened by a gust of cold wind

Lu Jing has always had a note in his WeChat, so if Lu Jing changes his name, he would not know

It is not that I am saying this, but the girls from the Foreign Language College are truly incomparable to those from our Computer Science College. Just standing in a row over there, I could easily score ten blue points without a break!

Lu Jing remained silent, his eyes shooting arrows.

Lu Jing glanced at WeChat and said, "Forget it, I will go for a duo queue."

Zhou Zhou couldn't help but laugh so hard that the bed shook

After hanging up the phone, Sun Bin immediately asked Lu Jing

Roommate prank

Who knows what kind of thing you found for me without adding it

Now, immediately, at once

Zhou Zhou flirtatiously threw a wink at the air in the darkness, "Of course not"

Liu Er collapsed with a tremendous force, defeated

Zhou Zhou's expression changed, and he regained his voice: "Senior, could you give me Lu Jing's WeChat?"

Lu Jing smiled and asked, "You didn't give it, did you?"

Sun Binyu

Sun Binyu : `` ? ''

Lu Jing drowsily said: "Then you just say that I disagree."

Zhou Zhou sat up, the blanket slipping off, revealing his well-defined muscles

Herman : ... ...

Liang Chen: "Also?"

Are you still human

Two days ago, the four individuals in Room 420 turned off the lights and lay down on their beds

Liu Er took it as his agreement and said to Zhou Zhou in a low voice: "Hurry! Give me his phone!"

Zhou Zhou picked up the phone from Lu Jing's pillow and handed it to Liu Er

Taro, what is the meaning of your WeChat nickname?

Lu Jing mumbled an acknowledgment, "In the past, I was just too kind, giving others my WeChat. Now they send me messages every day, which is really annoying"

His face is as dark as that of Guan Yu

Sun Binyu waited for two minutes but did not receive a reply from Liang Chen, so he took the initiative to ask.

He Ye immediately rolled over, flipping from the head of the bed to the foot, and poked Zhou Zhou's foot.

Lu Jing put down his phone, pushed off with his feet, and the chair spun one hundred eighty degrees, facing the desk behind him

"And Liu Er from the bookstore, I am hungry, go buy me fried chicken."

He Ye finished laughing and said, "And then? And then?"

Zhou Zhou took his phone and climbed onto the bed, saying: "No, I'm going to play Honor of Kings."

... ...

Sigh," He Ye said, "When will a girl come to me asking to go eat chicken..."

Upon closer inspection, it is indeed the case

Just after sending the message, I received a friend request here

Lu Jing remained silent, his well-proportioned hand gripping the mobile phone, as he leaned in front of Liu Er

He Ye: "The problem is that the male guests on Zhenai.com never bring their female companions..."

Liu Er was somewhat bewildered and quietly winked at He Ye and Zhou Zhou

Lu Jing opened it and saw that the nickname was an iOS emoji of an orange, and the profile picture was also an orange.

Yes, it is him

She walked over shyly and said to me, "Senior, you play basketball really well..."

Liu Er opened Liu's computer, activated the accelerator, and said: "Dream on, with our cherished male guests from the matchmaking website present, how could you possibly have a chance?"

Suddenly, the small dormitory erupted with thunderous laughter

He Ye: "Yo yo yo, come and let's eat chicken together!"

"What the hell!" Liu Er said, "What are you doing so early in the morning?"

He Ye, Zhou Zhou, Liu Er

He Ye angrily opened the computer and said: "Let's play Chicken!"

Zhou Zhou asked: "Qi Qi?"

Liu Er was washing his hands while saying: "Come on, although I didn't leave any chicken cutlet for Lao Er, I will definitely make sure you get to eat chicken tonight. Is Zhouzi coming or not?"