Chapter 1: Do not offend anyone, especially women

Having silently climbed to the top of the post, Qin Zhan let out a quiet sigh: "There is still plenty of time ahead."

"How would I know about her clumsy way of pursuing?" the boy said somewhat aggrieved, "Besides, haven't I been pursuing you all along? Everything I think, everything I see, is only you"

This children's song, filled with childlike fun, has become widely popular in the country due to the peculiar pronunciation of the word "qi te"

"Then who is it? A homebody? It has nothing to do with me, right? It's not a real couple anyway," Tong Yao said, somewhat bewildered.

Qin Zhan's mouth awkwardly twitched for a moment, and he quickly changed the subject to the "scumbag": "Are you Zeng Yijie from Class 1? We haven't spoken when we encountered each other in public classes. I must thank you for personally demonstrating the modern version of Chen Shimei today, which allowed me not to miss Teacher Tong's performance of 'The Case of the Beautiful Woman', and it made me realize that you are such a Zeng Yijie."

"It must be! Besides him, who else can sing French songs so fluently?" She looked at Tong Yao with a mischievous smile, "It's just that the change in atmosphere is quite rapid; I just watched a performance of 'The Case of the Beheaded Beauty' and then returned to sing love songs with such deep emotion.

In summary, isn't it just a major imitation of games worldwide

It just so happens that Ren Yue has learned the skill of making cutting remarks from him over time: "Qin Zhan, you've been in the restroom for so long, could it be that... you've got that?"

In response to Qin Zhan's reaction, Ren Yue suppressed a smile and said to Qin Zhan, "Please tell me the details of your downfall."

Tong Yao listened in confusion, feeling a headache, and thus rudely interrupted, saying: "And then?"

Do you not want to give me that bet

CP was the one who urged Ren Yue to stir things up, unexpectedly causing a neighboring post to gain popularity for no apparent reason. That post featured numerous images, all high-definition photos of Tong Yao—her figure was impeccable, and coupled with her high attractiveness, each picture was noteworthy, stunning beyond compare. The subsequent descriptions varied in detail, leaving readers in a daze, as if the parties involved were present at the scene. Qin Zhan read through it from beginning to end, repeatedly comparing and cross-referencing, identifying about two-thirds of the descriptions with logical errors, while the remaining one-third was impossible to judge.

Qin Zhan sighed and said, "Yes, I apologize for interrupting you." However, despite his words of apology, his expression was filled with indifference.

"Sisters, I am back!" As soon as the words were spoken, a petite figure rushed over, and the two embraced tightly. Tong Yao pinched the other's waist and exclaimed, "Xu Jiao Jiao, you have lost weight!"

"With lofty goals, weight loss is attainable." Tong Yao nodded in understanding and turned to take out the Hatsune Miku figurine from her suitcase

Tong Yao hesitated and replied: "I heard Zeng Yijie call him that."

Tong Yao replied with a sense of understanding: "Yes, it is that German song - 'The Mischievous Little Crocodile'"

"Her name is Tong Yao, she is in the next private room, the one you sang 'The Mischievous Little Crocodile' to." Qin Zhan said slowly.

The "scumbag" had not yet spoken when the campus beauty beside him coldly laughed and said: "Is it because Yi Jie is so charming that he has to take responsibility for those girls who throw themselves at him?"

Qin Zhan turned his head to glance at the two people who had been acting as a backdrop, and smiled at Tong Yao, saying, "What a coincidence, just in time for Teacher Tong's class."

From ... ... '' Xu Jiaojiao seemed to recall something, and with rare charisma, she waved her hand, '' Don't mind the details. A quality man like Qin Zhan will eventually have everyone become his fan.

Ah? Tong Yao frowned, "I have such a rich romantic history, and I actually didn't know? The author should be brought out, let's meet on the rooftop!"

The cycle of heaven and earth, retribution is inevitable, ha ha ha! Xu Jiaojiao laughed heartily with her hands on her hips, and then asked, "Is it his classmate who is causing trouble?"

Therefore, when someone wrote the two characters "Qin Zhan" in the comments, the number of clicks and replies on this post surged rapidly

Before Tong Yao could speak, Qin Zhan took the initiative to interrupt her: "If anyone truly inserted themselves into this matter, it would be you, young lady. However, what we need to address first is the primary contradiction." He nodded towards Zeng Yijie, "It's fine if your intelligence is lacking; you can always pay the intelligence tax later. But if your emotional intelligence is lacking, it is not merely a tax issue, but a matter of character. Making mistakes is not frightening; what is frightening is an improper attitude. Therefore, if an apology is due, then apologize; if compensation is necessary, then compensate."

The "scumbag" and the campus belle cautiously stepped back two paces

"Not to mention that you are shifting concepts and confusing my question," Tong Yao shook her head, glancing up and down at the 'scumbag' and said, "Unstable foundation, a plain boiled chicken, and you speak of charm? Heh."

Tong Yao took a bottle of perfume out of the suitcase and said with a mischievous smile: "Is Qing going out on a date again? I brought her 'Pink Love Song', which is especially suitable for a little woman in love like her"

"Like attracts like," Tong Yao chuckled, "No need to be polite, they are all of the same ilk, after all, one is a teacher, and two are also teachers"

Dear Commander Qin, are you aware that there is no concept of a pseudonym on the BBS, as each student ID corresponds to a single account?

Tong Yao was unable to refute and clasped her fists in apology. With Qin Zhan's interruption, it was difficult for her to take any further action against Zeng Yijie, so she shot a cold glare at him and stated, "I was somewhat rude before, and that was my fault. However, I want to make it clear today that if you do not apologize to Qing'er and continue to slander her, we will not be finished with this."

"Baby..." Xu Jiaojiao took a deep breath and said, "They are talking about you."

Looking at P University, who does not know Tong Yao from the Broadcasting Department? Since her enrollment, she has long dominated the BBS gossip headlines due to her exceptionally high beauty. With an oval face, willow-leaf eyebrows, and cherry lips, she is a natural beauty. Some have even conducted professional studies on her face, demonstrating that her facial proportions conform to the standards of a beautiful woman. Coupled with her smooth, straight black hair and perfect figure, she has become the goddess in the hearts of countless people

However, the onlookers were not interested in knowing the truth. Someone posted a screenshot in the comments, showing that a person named "Qin Zhan" had liked the comment "A perfect match." Thus, they firmly believed that this was the truth, without the slightest thought that it might have been the first time the talented scholar Qin had visited the forum and accidentally liked the post.

When Tong Yao saw her name, she was first taken aback. Upon reading the content, she sighed again, becoming completely engrossed. Throughout the process, she occasionally clapped her hands and laughed heartily. Xu Jiao Jiao's heart also trembled in response, and only after Tong Yao finished did she quietly ask, "Are you okay?"

So... did you just go out to meet your other half? Oh, no, it is more likely that you encountered a UFO.

Look ... ... I have seen ... ...

By coincidence, next door are Qin Zhan and his good friend Ren Yue

Hiding in the bathroom, secretly watching the drama of punishing the "scumbag" being discovered, Qin Zhan found himself in an incredibly awkward situation. However, he remained calm and composed, took a deep breath, quickly adjusted his expression, and then handed his phone to Tong Yao, saying: "I have been inside all along, just playing a game, not intentionally..." He was convinced that at this moment, he appeared honest and generous, with reason and justification.

Find a few more accounts for me, just repeat this sentence, no need to give me the stake

In the crowd, Tong Yao walked with her suitcase, holding her head high and standing out prominently. She was dressed in the latest style of trench coat, paired with a white shirt and dark jeans, and wore a pair of black knee-high boots, which accentuated her slim waist and long legs, exuding an impressive aura. However, this aura vanished instantly as she pushed open the dormitory door.

Xu Qing, who was crying uncontrollably, emerged from the corner of the blanket she had pulled back. Her eyes were red and swollen as she choked out, "I have been broken up with."

Qin Zhan said, "Oh, as long as they know it wasn't me singing, that's fine." It was a perfect example of "a dead friend is better than a living priest." God knows, what he really wanted to say was that Tong Yao's kick felt like Cupid shooting an arrow of love at him when he least expected it. Unfortunately, the situation was awkward; if Ren Yue found out, he might end up being laughed at for a lifetime.

"Qing'er, what you are saying is not right. How can one elevate another's ambitions while diminishing one's own prestige? Moreover, beauty lies in the essence, not merely in the appearance. You are doing well; it is that 'scoundrel' who is unworthy of you!" Tong Yao said earnestly, "Furthermore, whoever judges, it is all his fault." She cracked her fingers loudly, "If that's the case, then don't follow him. Xu Jiao Jiao, let's go together and make sure we seek justice!" Saying this, she was about to pull Xu Jiao Jiao out the door.

"Having been gone for so long, I thought someone was unfortunate enough to have offended you!" Xu Jiaojiao exclaimed first

The scoundrel waved his hand at her, and the two of them turned their heads together and shouted: "Are you out of your mind?"

"Are you serious? This level of intelligence..." Tong Yao clicked her tongue twice and continued, "It’s quite a coincidence to run into you, so I’ll ask two questions on behalf of my family’s Qing’er. First, you said you didn’t know her feelings, but wasn’t it your biological brother who agreed to the two of you being together over a month ago? Second, even if you truly didn’t understand, when Xu Qing was pursuing the matter due to a misunderstanding, you could have simply refused directly. Why are you now secretly slandering her? Can you be any more shameless? Do you even know how to write the words 'scumbag'?"

Unbeknownst to her, on his phone screen, a long-haired man was holding a beautiful woman in a kimono in a princess carry. The woman's fragrant shoulder was partially exposed, and her gaze was filled with emotion. Next to it was some Japanese text, which appeared to be a description along with several options. Tong Yao did not recognize it well. She glanced at Qin Zhan's smiling eyes, then at his phone, and the disdain in her eyes became even more apparent.

I apologize for disappointing both of you. I only went out today after taking my medicine," Tong Yao said, squinting her eyes

Tong Yao did not expect to be framed, squinting her eyes as she scanned his lower regions, secretly contemplating where to kick. With years of experience in being mistreated, Qin Zhan keenly sensed this chill and quickly explained in a serious tone: "This model is very classic, having been popular for several years. Understanding its design philosophy and business model can ... ... "

However, these factors do not account for the profound silence between the two; the true reason lies in the astonishing achievement of Tong Yao during a robbery incident years ago, when she swept away her assailant with a mantis leg technique. A beautiful woman is not to be feared; what is truly frightening is that this beauty has been trained in Sanda, Taekwondo, fencing, and other martial arts since childhood, and not merely for entertainment purposes

Then she watched in disbelief as all the comments turned into: LZ leave coordinates and leave care

Qin Zhan returned the phone to him and pointed at that sentence, asking: "Did you see it?"

I love you the most! Xu Jiaojiao was overjoyed and gave Tong Yao a hearty hug, accompanied by several flying kisses

Xu Jiao Jiao has completely turned into a quail

This sentence instantly illuminated Qin Zhan's heart: "You can hear it next door!" He joyfully said: "Choose 'L'amour Est Bleu' for me."

These two posts seem to be in competition, as within less than a day and a night, their replies have both exceeded ten thousand, attracting an astonishing amount of attention and covering an incredibly wide range of topics, far beyond imagination

At this point, the wheel of fortune turns, and Ren Yue still struggles: "No picture, no truth. Who is she?"

Who is Qin Zhan? Tong Yao expressed her confusion

The post was made ten minutes ago, and it has already accumulated several hundred replies. Qin Zhan continued to turn the pages that Ren Yue had flipped, his expression unchanged as he leafed through them one by one, with countless beasts trampling through his mind. ... The voiceover echoed repeatedly in his ears: a bolt from the blue, a thunderous strike, the heavens are out to destroy me ...

At that moment, someone came out from the bathroom exit holding a mobile phone. The "scumbag" exclaimed in astonishment: "Qin Zhan?"

Xu Jiao Jiao cried out in pain: "The discussion has gone off track, classmates. Could you please show a little more care for the original poster?"

So, is the bet still on posting?

Xu Jiao Jiao helplessly shrugged her shoulders at Tong Yao. Tong Yao had no choice but to give up, yet she secretly muttered to herself: "I really hope I don't run into that 'scumbag'"

Leave coordinates and leave care

Tong Yao's kick landed on Zeng Yijie's abdomen, piercing straight into Qin Zhan's heart. It was sufficiently violent, sufficiently fierce, and every word and action made his heart race unusually fast. She was simply the ideal girlfriend tailor-made for him by heaven

Xu Jiao Jiao lay there in sadness, opened her phone, and painfully used the money for a bowl of braised noodles to renew the campus internet fee. Then she climbed onto the BBS to post anonymously: The most distant distance in life is not between life and death, but the time it takes for your best friend to go to the restroom. Not only did she coincidentally encounter your male idol, but she also conveniently dealt with the "scumbag" you had been wanting to teach a lesson. Yet you did not accompany her to the restroom—this is dedicated to the male idol I brushed past, and to my distant dream of the martial world. The most distant distance in life is not between life and death, but the time it takes for your best friend to go to the restroom. Not only did she coincidentally encounter your male idol, but she also conveniently dealt with the "scumbag" you had been wanting to teach a lesson. Yet you did not accompany her to the restroom—this is dedicated to the male idol I brushed past, and to my distant dream of the martial world.

Until Tong Yao soared into the air, delivering a kick that instantly captivated Qin Zhan. She had a perfect figure, with a slim waist and long legs, her movements clean and swift, exuding an impressive aura. Qin Zhan forgot the surrounding noise and his initial impatience, feeling that in that moment, Tong Yao radiated a halo, embodying great beauty

The interrupted Qin Zhan expressed his dissatisfaction and elongated his tone, saying, "Oh, what do you take it for?"

A KTV located 500 meters outside the East Gate of P, with a prime geographical location and high popularity, has average soundproofing.

This statement resonated deeply with Tong Yao, and she also realized that she had previously misunderstood Qin Zhan. Tong Yao no longer held a grudge about whether his last remark was a veiled insult directed at her, and she laughed heartily at Qin Zhan, saying, "Sorry, I mistakenly thought you were in cahoots with them; it seems you are a person of understanding."

"Do not slander people! I am not together with her!" The "scumbag" pointed at Tong Yao and argued defensively

"Aniki (Elder Brother)." Qin Zhan called out in a gentle tone, smiling warmly.

Can you trust a person who easily says "never"

"This is..." Xu Jiaojiao listened intently for a while and asked hesitantly

Are you sure you have found your ideal type—Kongou Barbie?" Ren Yue was left speechless

With a "swish!" Ren Yue nodded in acceptance of his fate, turned around, and jumped into the "Joyful Brush Brush" dance

With the arrival of autumn, a series of autumn rains brings a chill. Just a few rain showers during the National Day holiday, coupled with winds of level 4 to 5, have caused the temperature to drop sharply. The day before yesterday, the streets were filled with people in short sleeves and tank tops, but today it has transformed into a mix of short sleeves, tank tops, shirts, sweatshirts, and even light cotton jackets—a unique sight in City B. You need not go anywhere else; just take a stroll around P University, and you will see it all. Most students have disheveled hairstyles, expressionless faces, and hurriedly walk with their heads down.

"Qin Zhan, the great talent of the finance department!" Xu Jiao Jiao's eyes sparkled with hearts, "He is proficient in English, French, German, Japanese, and Korean in literature, and in martial arts, he can eloquently debate and is skilled in archery. I heard that even his daily reading consists of poetry and literary works in foreign languages, truly elegant and refined.

"That is not the song you requested for me, it is meant to silence the other party!" Ren Yue exclaimed in frustration.

Xu Qing nodded with tears in her eyes. Tong Yao patted her head and said, "Shall we go karaoke together tonight to relax?"

This expression is not unfamiliar to her; it appears when Xu Jiao Jiao encounters her favorite figurines, when she is eating hot pot or enjoying a buffet barbecue, and when she meets the male gods of the cosplay world... So, did she just accidentally trigger some mechanism?

"This is too much!" Tong Yao slammed the table in anger, startling both Xu Qing and Xu Jiao Jiao. Rubbing her palms, she said indignantly, "Qing'er, stop crying! Come on, let's go meet him and demand an explanation."

Xu Jiao Jiao gently clapped her hands and said, "Tong Yao is magnificent"

Even a passerby should draw their sword to help, let alone me, Tong Yao, who is also Qing Er's roommate

Her voice was clear and bright, like water shattering jade, but it was a bit too harsh. Xu Jiaojiao made a face and gave a thumbs up on the screen, calling into the microphone, "Yao baby is amazing!"

Qin Zhan's expression grew increasingly dark

Then? Qin Zhan was also flustered

Xu Jiao Jiao sighed, saying, "It is not the rogue's tricks that I fear, but rather a rogue with culture." If one were to continue to compete, it would inevitably appear that one is being too petty

Having grown up together wearing the same pair of pants, Ren Yue instinctively felt that something was off about Qin Zhan. Outsiders spread rumors about Qin Zhan being a charming and talented young man, but in reality, it could be summed up in three words: lazy, pretentious, and affected. Approaching twenty years of age, he had never even had a girlfriend, and after a trip to the restroom, he suddenly started singing a love song

"It is regrettable that I was not present at that time," Tong Yao said, crushing the plastic water bottle with force before tossing it into the trash can. "If I ever encounter him, I will certainly make him understand how to write the word 'justice'"

In the previous restroom, he found himself trapped inside, witnessing a young couple being affectionate, which Qin Zhan's heart rejected

"Qin Zhan..." Zeng Yijie spoke with great difficulty, "Can today's events be considered..."

The other party seemingly heard it, yet did not get angry, simply responding, "Be a gentleman"

However, Xu Jiao Jiao could no longer take in any more. Her eyes sparkled as she stared intently at Tong Yao

Tong Yao made a disgusted expression that almost made her vomit, and the two burst into laughter. Having sung too passionately earlier, Tong Yao drank two large bottles of water. She tossed the microphone to Xu Jiao Jiao and went to the restroom, only to unexpectedly encounter a human "roadblock." A man and a woman were half-embracing each other, perfectly blocking the passage to the restroom. They exchanged a few words and then shared a kiss. Tong Yao felt even more annoyed watching this, and just as she was about to step forward to ask them to move, she heard the girl ask, "I heard Xu Qing caused quite a scene downstairs at your dormitory today?"

LZ leaves coordinates and leaves care

In the Qin family, if Qin father and Qin Zhan are full of anger, then Qin mother and sister Qin Yue are full of a fierce spirit, or rather, they exude an overwhelming dominance, representing a typical model of a complementary family where the woman is strong and the man is weak. Perhaps due to growing up under the 'violent' suppression of his sister, Qin Zhan is determined that when he marries, he must find a formidable wife—not only in terms of character but also in the literal sense—someone skilled in martial arts.

The concept of making mistakes is, in essence, innovation

A terrifying silence enveloped the scene. At that moment, a voice suddenly emerged from the restroom on the male side, speaking in Japanese: "Hani, hayaku kite yo (Dear, hurry up and come)." It was the voice of a young girl, sweet and delicate, sending shivers down Tong Yao's spine.

What is this about falling? Clearly, it is the arrival of fate, a meeting in the unseen. She is there, and I am also there, everything is just right.

Ren Yue's "ideal type" is very down-to-earth—she has a stunning figure and high attractiveness, while Qin Zhan has taken a niche route—like a muscular Barbie watching martial arts (Ren Yue's note: destined to be lonely for life). Indeed, since starting university, Ren Yue has had several girlfriends, all of whom fit his "ideal type," and naturally, the stakes have always been kept by him.

Xu Jiao Jiao jokingly said, "Perhaps if we turn around, we might run into our nemesis"

Tong Yao pinched her nose and said with a smile, "It seems I should still call you Xu Banjian from now on"

Similarly, Qin Zhan, who opened the door to the BBS, also saw others gossiping about him and sharing pictures, the content of which was simply laughable and absurd

Good things do not leave the house, while bad news travels a thousand miles. Tong Yao shook her head helplessly, just about to tell them to mind their words, when she heard the boy, with a slurred tongue, expressing three parts helplessness and seven parts pride, say: "Xu Qing used to help me with breakfast and saving a seat and such; I always considered her a good friend. Who would have thought she could be so vile, harboring such intentions"

"Very good! Hahaha!" Tong Yao laughed, "Aside from the slight discomfort of seeing the female lead share my name, this novel is quite well-written, with twists and turns. I have a boyfriend A, yet I flirt with others; today I got involved with B and broke up with A, and tomorrow I will flirt with B's friend C, effectively tearing apart a pair of good friends... The complexity of the character relationships is comparable to that of Dream of the Red Chamber"

Qin Zhan's complexion changed from green to purple and then to black, and suddenly, it was as if the clouds had cleared and the sun had come out! This was even more shocking than a horror film

Well, do not forget to give me the bet Qin Zhan said with a proud expression

Who would have thought that Ren Yue would find out, and so quickly

Tong Yao was taken aback. Xu Qing had been dating her boyfriend for less than two months, and whenever she spoke of him, it seemed that every pore radiated happiness. The sisters had even teased about wanting to meet him to assess the relationship. How could they talk about breaking up when that assessment hadn't even taken place? She hurriedly asked, "Broken up? What does that mean?"

Xu Jiao Jiao inhaled sharply, pinched her palm, and then gestured towards the upper bunk with her lips. Only then did Tong Yao notice that the blanket on Xu Qing's bed was rising and falling, and the trash can beside it was filled with used tissues. She pulled the blanket and asked in surprise, "Qing'er, what happened to you?"

Qin Zhan fixed his gaze on him, sensing something amiss. He snatched away his phone and saw that post

I feel sad not seeing my idol, and all I want now is a little more love, Xu Jiaojiao said weakly

Xu Jiao Jiao exclaimed, "Ah, ah, ah!" as she lay on the sofa and began to roll around, saying, "Fate must be punishing me for not accompanying you to the restroom! Why didn't I go with you!"

In any case, Zeng Yijie and the department flower have reconciled. They no longer entangle themselves, walking hand in hand towards the KTV exit

Dong Yao let out a soft "oh," yet she could not fully comprehend the sorrow of the young girl. After fiddling with the song selection screen for a while, the sound of singing soon filled the private room: "As long as everyone contributes a little love..."

Is that true? Xu Jiaojiao chuckled and said, "For the comic exhibition next Saturday, I will be dressing up as Hatsune Miku and plan to lose ten pounds first"

Amidst the ever-increasing fervor, someone in the adjacent section posted an article titled "On the Sufficient and Necessary Conditions of Beautiful Women and Promiscuity," spreading rumors that Tong Yao is indiscreet and of poor character

Zeng Yijie's complexion grew increasingly pale. Given Qin Zhan's character and popularity, if he were to remain silent today, his reputation in the finance department would be irreparably damaged, leaving him with no place to stand. The department's flower clearly understood this point as well, and timidly said, "We can't blame Yijie entirely; we were doing just fine, but she insisted on intervening..."

Tong Yao was both angry and amused, saying, "Let him be, anyway, after singing 'The Hero Song,' I am already full of energy and have come back to life." She played 'I Feel Cute,' and Xu Jiao Jiao also became interested and started singing along.

Startled by Tong Yao, Xu Qing began to withdraw: "Forget it, perhaps... perhaps I do have some shortcomings. I saw her, the department beauty is quite beautiful and has a great presence, the two of them do look good together."

In the end, Xu Jiao Jiao, imitating Lian Po, climbed onto Tong Yao's bed while carrying a feather duster

You city folks really know how to have fun," Tong Yao said with a smirk. "I know about this kind of game; it's a must-have for homebodies, but I didn't realize it had such a level of intensity.

Qin Zhan was taken aback, realizing that he had been misunderstood, and thus explained with a serious expression: "I am currently working on a BP (Booster Pack), which is related to mobile games, so I am just playing similar games for reference"

What should I do? I am stuck here watching you two being affectionate, then I was forced to witness a grand performance, and now I am suspected of having undesirable habits. You expect me to pretend I didn't see anything?

Tong Yao did not grasp her deeper meaning and could only respond with a chuckle

Tong Yao was filled with frustration, and seeing Xu Jiao Jiao shaking her head at her, she could only suppress her anger and comfort her by saying, "Alright, alright, I will listen to you, but let me give you one piece of advice: do not be sad, and learn from your mistakes in the future."

Extremely high in combat power, with a compatible temperament, a complete "ideal type"! I just didn't expect the depths of the "noble circle" to be this profound

Tong Yao immediately got goosebumps: "Wait a moment, how come I didn't know before that you are his fan?"

Xu Jiao Jiao observed that her mood had lightened considerably and consoled her, saying: "It is said that one should not let pride get in the way, but it also depends on the person. Qing Er naturally has a 'baozi' personality, so it is normal for her to stop you."

"Why are you sighing one moment and smiling bitterly the next? What is going on?" Tong Yao asked in surprise

When Dong Yao returned to the private room, she ran into Xu Jiao Jiao, who was about to leave.

To sing such songs at KTV is truly a breath of fresh air remarked Tong Yao

Qin Zhan nodded with restraint and said: "To be precise, I have encountered my ideal girlfriend"

Qin Zhan ignored Ren Yue's curious gaze and finished singing the song earnestly, then lazily said: "Do you have something to say? Go ahead."

Hiding in the bathroom to read gossip is also your innovation

Tong Yao listened to Xu Jiao Jiao's overflowing compliments, and after reflecting on the confrontation, she couldn't help but pat Xu Jiao Jiao on the head: "What does it mean to be handsome and charming like a talented young man? Isn't he just a seasoned otaku? What is the most important thing in a relationship? Of course, it's a sunny boy with six-pack abs!" Tong Yao clenched her fist, nodding in affirmation of her thoughts, "Yes, our goal is muscle—man!"

What are you doing?" Tong Yao was startled

Ren Yue assumed a half-kneeling posture and said: "General Qin, please put away your divine powers, so we can have a proper conversation"

The "scumbag" has gotten involved with the beauty of the neighboring department. After hearing the rumors, Qing'er went to confront the other party, only to find out that they had been together for half a month. The "scumbag" openly showed disdain towards Qing'er in front of the beauty, telling her to stop bothering him. Xu Jiaojiao showed her the photos of the two on her phone, heartbroken, and said, "People like this who play both sides only bully our Qing'er because of her good nature. If it weren't for my lack of physical strength, I would have slapped him long ago." Xu Jiaojiao, who is 148 centimeters tall, has always harbored ambitions that rival those of someone 180 centimeters tall. Heartbroken, she said, "People like this who play both sides only bully our Qing'er because of her good nature. If it weren't for my lack of physical strength, I would have slapped him long ago." Xu Jiaojiao, who is 148 centimeters tall, has always harbored ambitions that rival those of someone 180 centimeters tall.

Xu Jiao Jiao held onto Tong Yao's hand and said sorrowfully, "Your Majesty, I was wrong, I have let you down." As she spoke, she handed her phone to Tong Yao

You all go ahead, I would like to rest for a while. Xu Qing wearily climbed onto the bed

a tangled mess

Shh! Xu Jiaojiao listened intently, and then her eyes began to shine. "Do you hear that? Is it not Qin Zhan's voice? Is it? It turns out he is next door to us!"

At that moment, someone in the adjacent private room suddenly began to sing a French song, and it sounded like that previously harsh person. Although I could not understand the lyrics he was singing, I could feel the warmth in his voice, soft and gentle, imbued with a lingering affection, making it very pleasant to listen to

What does it mean that the brother is no longer in the rivers and lakes, yet the legends of the brother abound in the rivers and lakes? Qin Zhanru is like this, and Tong Yao is likewise.

The girl finally gave in and chuckled, "I told you, with her looks, you could actually take a liking to her."

However, it is quite true that on this day, Qin Zhan also wanted to cut off his own hand

Of course I don't want to! Ren Yue blurted out, then cautiously looked at Qin Zhan, "What do you want me to do?"

Ren Yue has never fallen for his tricks, persistently asking, "Where is that place?" Yet the corners of his lips could not help but tremble, making it exceedingly difficult to suppress his laughter

Until he saw a reply that said: "The male god has appeared, how far is the female goddess?" This female goddess specifically refers to Tong Yao, the beautiful girl from the Broadcasting Department.

Imposing and straightforward, without pretense! Qin Zhan opened his mouth but did not speak, ultimately watching helplessly as Tong Yao left.

Apologies are not important; what matters is that people act while heaven observes. Qin Zhan slowly walked away, leaving behind a remark, "I never gossip"

vulgar

He was so absorbed that it was not until the urging of the game character in his phone revealed his presence that he found himself exposed before Tong Yao in such a setting

"Have you really met your other half?" Ren Yue was shocked

The P University BBS Gossip Section has two treasures, one is Tong Yao and the other is Qin Zhan. The former possesses a devilish figure and charming temperament, yet has a personality and fighting skills that are strikingly incongruous with her appearance, creating a delightful contrast that makes many boys and girls' hearts flutter. The latter is both talented and beautiful, with high intelligence, a gentle and considerate nature, and has unknowingly captured the hearts of countless young girls. As a result, some students from the Computer Science Department wrote a script using the characters "Tong", "Yao", "Qin", and "Zhan" to monitor the BBS webpage. Whenever relevant keywords appear, it can alert the user. This student also made the script available for everyone to download and use freely. Since then, whenever these four characters appear, it stirs up a storm in the community.

Ren Yue made a face, looking quite annoying. Qin Zhan shot him a glance and, staring at his slightly protruding belly, said: "This question should be directed at you, how many months has it been?"

Xu Jiao Jiao expressed that she is not feeling well overall

However, the nightmare has already come

The "scumbag" continued to ramble, saying: "Let's not talk about her anymore. Someone like her wouldn't even..." Before he could finish his sentence, he received a hard kick to his lower abdomen

Zeng Yijie pressed his lips together and said, "It is my fault"

Tong Yao? The "scumbag" suddenly sobered up, his face somewhat pale, and the flower tied around his waist also fell into silence

The term "otaku" is quite to the point, yet Qin Zhan maintained a composed expression, curling his lips and elongating his tone as he said: "This—kind—of—game, you still know about boundaries and such, it seems you understand quite well"

"Just happened to catch him speaking ill of Qing'er, so I kicked him. " Tong Yao expressed some regret, "With so many people around, and then there's someone stirring the pot, that kick ended up benefiting him.

"Who did you just say you encountered?" Xu Jiaojiao enunciated each word carefully, "Qin Zhan?"

If time could be turned back, Xu Jiaojiao would definitely want to cut off the hand that posted the anonymous message. It would be one thing for everyone to chat about Qin Zhan downstairs, but how did Tong Yao get dragged into this as well? ... The conversation then completely deviated from the topic, starting to incite a discussion about Tong Yao and Qin Zhan ...

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Zeng Yijie swallowed hard and finally said: "Can we pretend we didn't see it?"

Tong Yao felt that it was somewhat difficult to articulate. At that time, she had rushed in and launched a indiscriminate attack, which was indeed somewhat unfair to that boy. However, unable to resist Xu Jiao Jiao's persistent questioning, she recounted the entire sequence of events. Feeling somewhat guilty, she deliberately emphasized the filthy and chaotic state of the restroom.

The consecutive screams attracted the attention of those nearby. The guests who had been laughing, making noise, talking on the phone, and chatting in the corridor suddenly fell silent. After a moment, they regained their senses; some gasped in astonishment, while others applauded in approval. The curious onlookers were eager to gather and witness the excitement, but they hesitated to advance under Tong Yao's furious gaze—her beauty exuded a powerful aura, and her eyes seemed to carry a blade.

The belle suddenly blushed and asked, "Who do you think you are? What gives you the right to point fingers at Yijie?"

In the dim light, Tong Yao initially could not see the faces of the two individuals clearly and was unable to confirm their identities. However, upon hearing this, she was quite certain that the two people in front of her were the "scumbag" and the campus beauty

What snake, what mouse? Qin Zhan squinted his eyes: "My mistake, I should have checked the almanac before going out today, and then put up a label: I am not familiar with this kind of people."

It is currently peak online hours, with many people online. As soon as Xu Jiaojiao posted this message, there were immediate responses below.

Separated by a wall, a teasing remark faintly comes through: "The duel between the champions has ended before it even began?"

It is better to offend a petty person than to offend Qin Zhan. Ren Yue now only wishes to eliminate the version of himself that posts in front of him.

"Don't be angry, I have already contacted the moderator to close the thread," Xu Jiaojiao said with a headache. "Actually, the cause was that post next door..." To prevent any accidents, she directly explained to Tong Yao the background and context of the CP (character pairing) post.

"No!" Xu Qing cried out in a voice that was almost a scream, jumping out of bed with unprecedented agility. She grabbed Tong Yao and said, "I beg you. Just let this matter pass, and we won't mention it again in the future."

Ren Yue quickly jumped to the side of the screen and said, "I haven't heard you sing in a long time. Come on, sing a song and let the classmates next door see what a true microphone king is like"

Ren Yue has a physique that easily gains weight; if he neglects exercise for even a moment, his belly will start to protrude. He immediately straightens his chest and pulls in his stomach, chuckling: "Recently, I've been eating a bit too much at night and couldn't control myself. By the way, what I mean is... I have hemorrhoid cream; if you need it..."

Tong Yao listened for a while, then asked with a hint of uncertainty: "Approximately?"

When the music starts playing again, the rhythm is lively and joyful

Seeking a chance encounter + ID number

"So you don't know that she is pursuing you?" the girl probed.

You said, if it weren't for being too gossipy, how could anyone play games in such an environment

Unknowingly, half a day had passed. Tong Yao put down the microphone and took a big gulp of water: "Refreshing!"

Seeking a chance encounter + 10086

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After the beauty steadied herself, she immediately rushed over to help the "scumbag" and asked with concern, "Are you okay?"

Collecting Transformers toys, especially limited editions, is a game that both have enjoyed since childhood without ever growing tired of it. Therefore, when only one limited edition was placed before them, they reached a consensus: whoever finds their ideal girlfriend first will own this limited edition Transformer

In this world, there are very few who frequent BBS, especially in the gossip section, where one can find either peculiar individuals or trending figures. Tong Yao is one, and Qin Zhan is even more so. However, Ren Yue, who is adept at utilizing campus resources, quickly located that anonymous post and saw the keyword—bathroom

Tong Yao touched her forehead, then asked her to stick out her tongue, and said: "You don't have a fever either, who are you cosplaying as this time?"

Tong Yao, as the "face" of the broadcasting department, possesses a naturally beautiful voice that is highly recognizable. When Qin Zhan was in the restroom, upon hearing Tong Yao speak her first sentence, he immediately recognized her as the female hero who sang "The Heroic Song." He then recalled how he had foolishly encouraged Ren Yue to sing, and upon returning to the private room, he felt somewhat unwell.

Is the host referring to the male god Qin Zhan? Please provide the location, seeking a chance encounter

The tone of the conversation suddenly shifted, with some discussing Tong Yao, others discussing Qin Zhan, and finally someone remarked: "A match made in heaven for the male and female deities." Qin Zhan couldn't help but want to find the person who replied with that statement to discuss life; was that person really not a worm in his stomach?

When Tong Yao began to sing "The Hero's Song," the boys in the adjacent room, who had been singing light and refreshing Japanese songs, suddenly fell silent. Coming back to their senses, the boys resumed their singing, just in time to catch Tong Yao's line, "When you see injustice, shout out, when it's time to act, just act..." After a few repetitions, the boys were also led astray, joining in with "Wow." Halfway through the "Wow," the boys suddenly realized something was amiss, and their voices abruptly stopped. Coming back to their senses, the boys continued to sing, just in time to catch Tong Yao's line again, "When you see injustice, shout out, when it's time to act, just act..." After a few repetitions, the boys were also led astray, joining in with "Wow." Halfway through the "Wow," the boys suddenly realized something was amiss, and their voices abruptly stopped.

"Did the teacher never tell you that pointing at someone like this is impolite?" Tong Yao pushed aside his finger and said fiercely, "It doesn't matter if you don't know how to write 'shameless' and 'scum.' I'll teach you today. If I can't teach you, then let my fist in hand teach you."

Xu Jiao Jiao covered her mouth, her eyes wide open: "Have I really encountered a 'scumbag'? What should I do? What should I do?"

The shoes feature this year's trendy slender heels, and the effect of slipping them on is evidently striking. The "scumbag" let out a cry, clutching his stomach as he staggered backward several steps before coming to a halt. Originally leaning against him, his companion suddenly lost her support, screaming as she fell back, only to be caught by Tong Yao, who supported her back with one hand.