Chapter 1, Master

The master asked: "What do you want"

The master asked: "It is not good for a girl to be too plain; why not adorn you with some hairpins and earrings?"

I know that he is inherently lazy, afraid of trouble, and does not like animals. He coquettishly said: "I will take good care of my husband, feeding him every day, giving him water, cleaning the toilet, and even helping him take a bath. Good master, you are the best, please catch a husband for me."

I awaited the decree of the Heavenly Emperor, and due to my meritorious service in soul restoration, I was conferred the title of Jade Yao Fairy, ranking among the upper echelons of the celestial hierarchy

Is the gentleman a man

Master: "Yes"

He said he has matters to attend to and asked me to obediently wait for him at home, to study diligently every day, practice the piano hard, and not to run around.

I was so embarrassed that I wished I could disappear into the ground

The more I listen, the more confused I become; I cannot discern the relationship between the husband, the master, and the man.

Are all men gentlemen

One day, he was inspired and decided to take on a disciple for companionship. He went to the Buddha to request the elixir of life and prayed to Guanyin for sweet dew. He had kept his favorite piece of white warm jade close to his heart for several thousand years, refining it into human form, and gave it a beautiful name, "A Yao"

However

No, it is not written in the "Thousand Character Classic"; I heard it at the banquet in the Yaochi. Unfortunately, Fairy Ziling left early, and I did not get to see the husband she raised! However, I have asked others, and everyone says her husband is handsome. In my mind, I sketch the adorable image of her husband, and I yearn, "I guess her husband is fluffy, with a pair of eyes at two angles, cuter than a kitten, smarter than a puppy, and more vibrant in color than a koi, incredibly good-looking!"

Is the master a man

I said: "No."

Under the pear tree, I stammered: "The word 'most' means 'extreme' or 'unparalleled', so 'Master is the most handsome', 'Master is the most gentle', 'Master is the most capable' are all good phrases, aren't they?"

Really? My eyes lit up

The master asked: "Do you want the white jade flute or the golden bell"

I have gained a lot of confidence from the praise, and I will continue to form phrases: "The master is the most handsome, the master is the smartest, the master is the most formidable"

Master: "Your husband likes you, and you also like his man."

The master asked: "Would you prefer the delicious honey from a hundred flowers or the newly crafted celestial garment by the Weaving Maiden"

I: "I like my master, does my master like me?"

I said: "No."

I waited on the Peak of Worry Relief, where the pear tree that blooms once every five hundred years bore fruit three times

A Yao is naturally me

The master has teased me about this for two thousand years, asking each time: "A Yao, do you still want to support your husband?"

I: "Is the master the same as the husband?"

After laughing, he took me to the study, pulled out countless books, and eloquently explained the differences between men and women

The God Erlang raises a puppy, Sister Chang'e raises a rabbit, Goddess Guanyin raises fish, God Biqing raises a cat, Fairy Ziling raises a husband, and I also want to raise one. With immense enthusiasm, I exhaust all the good words I have learned to describe my dreams. There are fluffy rabbits, lively monkeys, soft and cuddly cats that can act spoiled, and imposing large dogs, as well as colorful koi. When I encounter words I cannot express, I resort to gestures and actions to illustrate. In conclusion, I have compared for a long time: dogs guard the door, cats catch mice, rabbits are beautiful, but none can compare to a husband. Fairy Ziling says her husband is the best in the world, capable of everything and can also relieve boredom. Good master, the Worry-Free Peak is very desolate; shall we also raise a husband who can relieve boredom?

When I grow up and understand the principles of life, I will realize that a single misstep can lead to eternal regret

I am completely satisfied

The beings of the material realm possess unique and extraordinary abilities; some can control the weather, some can peer into the heart, and some can capture souls. Although my learning is slow, I am naturally able to manipulate countless strands of souls, mending the damaged three souls and seven spirits, which is exceedingly rare. Upon discovering this, my master was delighted that his disciple was not entirely without merit; he not only boasted about it everywhere but also presented me with a complete set of headpieces made from pearls of the East China Sea as a gift

"Master, I still did not hear clearly."

"Finally, you didn't say that 'master is the most dull' is a good phrase. " The master, seeing my progress, was so moved that he could not help himself and encouraged me, saying, "The key to learning is persistence. Although you learn slowly, you have perseverance and a natural talent for improvement. Given time, you will surely surpass everyone else."

My master loves me the most, as evidenced by the fact that he constantly mentions me

A Yao, my face is truly not much left, please save some embarrassment

The master was overjoyed and casually coaxed, "Yes, yes, when you grow up, I will make you my husband."

The corner should use '支', after the master corrected the grammatical error, he continued to ask in a daze: 'Does the gentleman have hair?'

I want things that are cuter and more fun

The master's expression became even more peculiar

In order to spare him any embarrassment, I devoted myself wholeheartedly to learning both the piano and recitation. Unfortunately, it is difficult for living beings to attain immortality, and it is even more challenging for inanimate objects to do so. I was born with three parts less intelligence than birds and beasts, and three parts less spirit than flowers, plants, and trees. I lack the insight to learn and have a poor memory; I always remember half of what I recite and forget the other half, needing to repeat it hundreds of times before I can remember the content of the text. As a result, after studying for half a year, I only managed to memorize half of the "Thousand Character Classic".

Master: "No."

I agreed, thinking that he had gone to a friend's place to drink tea and attend a banquet, and would return in a few days

Ah Yao, how could a master as wise as I have raised such a foolish disciple like you? It must be that I owe a significant debt from a past life.

I am astonished: "Does the gentleman have no hair? Then does he have scales?"

The master is my reborn parent and also the person I like the most in the world

The master is a celestial being named Jinyu, residing on the Peak of Solace. He is exceptionally skilled, reputed to excel in both literary and martial arts, and is proficient in music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. He is very handsome, and it is said that with just a slight smile, all the female celestial beings across the realms will clutch their chests, overwhelmed by longing.

Do Master not like me

I have waited until I have memorized the myriad volumes of books he left behind and have mastered the melodies of a thousand musical scores

Behind every successful disciple, there is a devoted and diligent master, a truth universally acknowledged

The master, unable to hold back, humorously summarized: "You are still too young to think about a husband. Although both the master and the husband are men, their affection for you is different."

"Very well, Ah Yao studies the hardest and is the most diligent," the master praised, feeling a bit embarrassed, and changed the subject, gently patting my head and saying, "Once you finish reciting the 'Thousand Character Classic,' I will reward you with a gift"

What? The master did not hear clearly

Later, after another 200 years, my master no longer had the time to tease me

The master snapped out of his astonishment and laughed so hard that he scratched the wall

I fear he will not agree, so I hurriedly grasped his sleeve and pleaded: "Master, I want to raise a husband!"

I maintained a proper attitude, diligently took notes, and after listening for half a day, I gained some insights

I twisted my body, feeling a bit shy and a bit uneasy as I expressed the small desire deep within my heart: "I want a husband"

Master: "I like it"

A Yao, people say you are foolish, and you actually responded with thank you? Foolish is not a compliment.

The master has still not returned

The master's expression was quite strange: "Have you ever seen a husband?"

I said: "No."

Master: "No."

I am somewhat confused, but I have a bit of understanding: "Will my master turn into a prince when I grow up?"

The pearls are large and round, very beautiful, yet they are not to my liking

Master: "No."

Master: "Yes."

I: "Why?"