Kneeling In Fervent Passion

A sentence:

This is a story about a little vampire searching for his father

Dubbing version

If I were a loser, a tough girl, or a neurotic, would you still love me? ... Would you still love me ... (I started singing!)

Solemn Edition

Staying up late will get you embraced by passing vampires, let's see who still dares to stay up late

Eating a meal lacks flavor; let's see who among you still resembles a vampire

Last semester, we had to consider life safety; let's see who still dares to roam around during the day

Encountering a male deity who is completely eccentric, let's see who still dares to swoon over him

Choosing a male lead who is definitely on the wrong side, author, you deserve to be single for a lifetime

PS: The vampire research community is quite peculiar. My family's vampire is only slightly afraid of sunlight, but what is there to research about vampires...